"100 Bad Pickup Lines: A Men's Guide to First Impressions"

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  1. comicgirl Goddess in Residence

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  2. The-Dark-Knight Registered

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    Have you got mirrors in your knickers cos i can see myself in them.

    Heres 10p call your mum tell her your not coming home tonight.

    Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven.

    Get your coat, you pulled.

    Who's your daddy (they reply) not tonight love.


    Can i just mention i've never used a single one of these. Though i had a friend who used the mirror one.
     
  3. Spidey-Bat Ours is the Fury

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    10.) Do you have Yahoo Messenger?

    That's awful...
     
  4. The Amazing Lee Don't call me chicken!

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    Did you just fart?



    because you blew me away. :D
     
  5. Golgo-13 The Return of the O.G

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    Corniest pick up line of them all:

    "You know what would look good on you?..........ME!"
     
  6. The Amazing Lee Don't call me chicken!

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    Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. ;)
     
  7. SWAT Pool of the Death

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    Not really a pick up line... I guess. But I saw it on Two Guys and a Girl. Berg says this "See something you like?" The way he says it too. Reynolds is the ****...
     
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    My magic watch says you have genital herpes. You don't? Oh, then I guess it must be an hour fast

    That ass is so fine, I want to abandon you with child.

    I was hoping you could settle a bet between me and my friend here. He says your eyes are naturally blue, and I say that you're a filthy, dirty ****e

    *Snap fingers. Point at crotch.*

    Girl, if I could, I would write your name on the moon. But only if your name was Sue or Amy because I'm not spending a lot of time on it.

    If you ever cheat on me, I'll ****ing kill you both. Do you understand me? Don't look at the floor - look at me. Do you understand me?

    My mom is picking me up in sixteen minutes. I need an answer fast.
     
  9. Episode29 Hooper Drives The Boat!

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    How'd you like to come back to my place? We could play army: I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
     
  10. SLVRSR4 Registered

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    they mentioned color me badd!
     
  11. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    Fancy going halves on a bastard?

    :D
     
  12. C.F. Kane Registered

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    Here's a question for the ages. Are there any GOOD pickup lines?
     
  13. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    I think it comes down to the process and the thought that goes with it. I've said lines before without meaning to, and they've been welcomed. I think some lines can come across ok, but they have to seem natural -- I think a line's main downfall is the way it's been delivered with a stale, pre-planned rigidity.

    Some lines do ultimately reek, though, and there is no saving grace for them: See my previous post for example :)
     
  14. S_H_F_4839 Hulk Smash

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    One I have used before is.

    I'd take you to a movie, but it would be a waste of money because I can't take my eyes off you.

    It actually worked once.
     
  15. Halcohol Suit up

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    I want to f___ you where the farts come from. If you know what I mean. HAHA
     
  16. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    Yeh, the subtle ones always work the best :D
     
  17. Metamorpho1977 You jack wagon!

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    The best lines are unplanned. It all depends on the delivery.
     
  18. WTFimVENOM Registered

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    I don't know if it made the list, but my favorite bad pick up line is
    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" :D
     
  19. SuBe Voluntaryist

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    I've never used this but my brother says it works:

    You are in a bar sitting with some friends, you see the girl, you tell your friend you'll talk to her, but he needs to wave at you two when you point at him. You walk over to the girl:

    "Hey there, my name is 'so and so', this is really embarresing, but, see my friend over there *point, friend waves*, he's really shy and he was wondering if you think that I'm cute"

    I was told that it is gaurenteed to work. I on the other hand drink until I gain enough liquid courage, pass out, and hopefully a hot chick wakes me up. :)
     
  20. SuperFerret King of the Urban Jungle

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    "You're like a princess. And I'm just a lowly plumber. And the only thing standing between you and I is a monkey, throwing flaming barrels of rejection in my way."

    Awesome line. :up:
     
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    Haha, awesome :up:
     
  22. Stotch the sequel!

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    Hahaha :oldrazz:

    That is a really cute one, indeed :up::up:
     
  23. Metamorpho1977 You jack wagon!

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    What kind of lines work with you, Comicgirl?
     
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    How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, I'm Nick.

    Never used it since I've had a girlfriend for 7 years but I could see it working if done right.
     
  25. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    Quagmire has the best ones.

    - I don't wanna come between you...or DO I?
    - If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
    - Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
    - Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that was a Braille name tag.
     

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