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If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

What is your greatest regret?

What is your greatest achievement?

What is your favorite movie?

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what
parts would they have?

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

What are the three things you would never do?

What brought you to the Hype?

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

When would you like to retire?

What would you like to do when retired?

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

Describe your dream house.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

You are to be the Best Man at your best friend's wedding. So, you do the right thing, and get him a hot blonde stripper with massive (fake) boobs for his Bachelor Party.

Problem: She snorts a couple lines from her own personal stash of coke before doing her thing, and immediately begins acting bizarre. Sure, she's giving lap-dances and showing off her bought-and-paid-for goods to the group, but she's just acting odd. Like, unhinged.

At some point she goes into the bathroom with some other guy you barely know, who is also in the wedding party.

Ten minutes later, he rushes out, highly-agitated, pulls you aside, and babbles something about needing help. You go into the bathroom, and see what is clearly the stripper's dead body lying on the floor. Her head has been brutally smashed in numerous places, and her blood runs from these wounds.

He claims they were having sex when she suddenly went bananas and began clawing at his face. His face does indeed show fresh, open wounds. According to him, in order to stop her, he grabbed her by the throat and banged her head against the wall a few times. Next thing he knew, she was motionless and not breathing.

Of course, such an incident, if it were to become public, would put a massive damper on your buddy's wedding the next day, as well as possibly lead to this other fellow winding up in a prison cell for a few years.

He begs you to help him throw the body out the bathroom window, and then dismember it and bury it in a nearby park. While he is asking you this "favor" he is also all coked up himself, and wildly waving around a straight-razor that he found in the bathroom.

Do you:

A) Tell him he's nuts, and that the police should be called

B) Agree to help him mutilate and dispose of the body

C) Take pictures involving the groom, the straight-razor welding psycho, the dead stripper and anything you can lift or move

D) Have sex with the dead stripper, then do one of the above

E) Call Kaine, he'll know what do to

What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

[FONT=Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica][SIZE=-1]Why should I hire you?[/SIZE][/FONT]

Do you smell more/better than the common human?
 
Badger said:
You are to be the Best Man at your best friend's wedding. So, you do the right thing, and get him a hot blonde stripper with massive (fake) boobs for his Bachelor Party.

Problem: She snorts a couple lines from her own personal stash of coke before doing her thing, and immediately begins acting bizarre. Sure, she's giving lap-dances and showing off her bought-and-paid-for goods to the group, but she's just acting odd. Like, unhinged.

At some point she goes into the bathroom with some other guy you barely know, who is also in the wedding party.

Ten minutes later, he rushes out, highly-agitated, pulls you aside, and babbles something about needing help. You go into the bathroom, and see what is clearly the stripper's dead body lying on the floor. Her head has been brutally smashed in numerous places, and her blood runs from these wounds.
Isn't this the plot of "Very Bad Things?"
 
Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

Current celebrity crush?

How old are you?

Dont, dont you want me?

Favorite part of a duck?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

where did you lose it?

Tell me your favorite joke?

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

Favorite film ever?

Most overated film ever?

Favorite film of 1989?

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

Who was the last real person you saw naked?

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would Henry be?

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?
 
Do you think you are popular enough to go a whole week like me? :huh:
 
Why do you come up with horrible games?
 
There's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call?

Given the opportunity, would you either:

a) Meet Steve Buscemi
b) Meet Chris Tucker
c) Meet Fran

Would you direct a music video for Hilary Duff?

Blue Man Group? Yes or no?

Do you sneeze often?

You're having a party, name three Hype Girls and three Hype Guys you'd invite.

Do you believe in life outside this planet?

Are you more a Bill or a Ted? Both?

Eiffel tower, who'd be there with you?

Seafood fan?

Gold or Silver?

Juggler?

Are you and I destined to do this forever, or will I be in a padded cell forever?

Post your perfect date, ... GO!

When can we expect babies?

Wanna hook up?

Have you or do you own a slinky?

Who is the hottest girl ever? Guy?

Would you ever wear a fedora?

How is your head?

Last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury.

Do you want a foot massage?
 
What is your name?
What is your quest?
Where on Earth is Carmen San Diego?
 
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
 
Why were my questions deleted? Jesus Christ, you guys love to overreact to everything.
 
What's the story behind your username?

Ever seen th emovie "Meteor Man"?

How many IRL friends do you have?

Are you in school/college?

Are you a writer or a reader or both?

Ever had a near-death experience?

If a person started schooling at the age of 18 to go into the field of genetics, how early an age can he/she go into the field of genetics professional?
 
Do you honestly think people like you?
Really?
I'm thinking no.

No wai.
 
Do you remember this?
Darthphere said:
I rather have non-participating Socrates over Asteroid-Man anyday
Asteroid-Man said:
:p you can eat my shorts too
Darthphere said:
What the **** do I look like a goat you ******** **** ******.
Asteroid-Man said:
you sure smell like one :D
Dathphere said:
Wait, were in 3rd grade? Ok.

I am rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and ****s you hard in the ass.
^that last bit? That's love.
 
He hasn't been on in forever...where have you been A-Man?
 
Are you mad at me for making you a chimp in Hype stories?
 
Badgerasks:

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?
Graphic Designer/Writer

What is your greatest regret?
I don't have any.

What is your greatest achievement?
So far? These past few months. I've been working and doing very well in school.

What is your favorite movie?
The Lion King.

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what
parts would they have?
Mufasa - Spoons
Scar - ImmortalFire
Timon - Mee
Simba - JAL
Rafiki - Myself

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?
Taking off my shirt

What are the three things you would never do?
Drink, Drugs, Smoke

What brought you to the Hype?
I had news on X3

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?
Right now? No one. In the past? Fran.

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?
Heath Ledger (to punch him in the face for dying), my grandfather and Meghan Fox (and NOT at the same time)

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?
I'd stop the assassination of the Archduke stopping WWI and WWII.

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?
My Star Wars: Renascent Project

When would you like to retire?
Never. When I'm done with graphic design I wanna teach history until I die.

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?
God no.

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?
Worst - biting my nails Best - Keeping myself clean

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?
I once had sex with a leopard in my dream... the most messed up **** I've ever experienced

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X
Wtf? No.

Describe your dream house.
Big. Garden INDOORS with a sunroof. Waterfalls around the house and a bridge with gardens hanging from the waterfalls.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?
Don't missuse drugs. I've had people really close to me be hurt cause of this.

You are to be the Best Man at your best friend's wedding. So, you do the right thing, and get him a hot blonde stripper with massive (fake) boobs for his Bachelor Party.

Problem: She snorts a couple lines from her own personal stash of coke before doing her thing, and immediately begins acting bizarre. Sure, she's giving lap-dances and showing off her bought-and-paid-for goods to the group, but she's just acting odd. Like, unhinged.

At some point she goes into the bathroom with some other guy you barely know, who is also in the wedding party.

Ten minutes later, he rushes out, highly-agitated, pulls you aside, and babbles something about needing help. You go into the bathroom, and see what is clearly the stripper's dead body lying on the floor. Her head has been brutally smashed in numerous places, and her blood runs from these wounds.

He claims they were having sex when she suddenly went bananas and began clawing at his face. His face does indeed show fresh, open wounds. According to him, in order to stop her, he grabbed her by the throat and banged her head against the wall a few times. Next thing he knew, she was motionless and not breathing.

Of course, such an incident, if it were to become public, would put a massive damper on your buddy's wedding the next day, as well as possibly lead to this other fellow winding up in a prison cell for a few years.

He begs you to help him throw the body out the bathroom window, and then dismember it and bury it in a nearby park. While he is asking you this "favor" he is also all coked up himself, and wildly waving around a straight-razor that he found in the bathroom.

Do you:

A) Tell him he's nuts, and that the police should be called

B) Agree to help him mutilate and dispose of the body

C) Take pictures involving the groom, the straight-razor welding psycho, the dead stripper and anything you can lift or move

D) Have sex with the dead stripper, then do one of the above

E) Call Kaine, he'll know what do to


What is your favorite word?
hell

What is your least favorite word?
purple

What turns you on?
A freaking good grinder (I mean the dance).

What turns you off?
Bad Smell

What sound do you love?
Something soft

What sound do you hate?
Something sharp

[FONT=Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica][SIZE=-1]Why should I hire you?[/SIZE][/FONT]
Because I'm the mother-****in' Asteroid-Man

Do you smell more/better than the common human?
Better.
 
Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-


Favorite Blonde?
One of my friends

Current celebrity crush?
Meghan Fox
How old are you?
16
Dont, dont you want me?
As a slave. You can clean my house.
Favorite part of a duck?
Never had duck. (the quacker?)
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
I haven't and I don't want to yet.
where did you lose it?

Tell me your favorite joke?
You're cool.
Tell us something about yourself we never knew?
I was in Ottawa for the weekend to tell a girl I've known for ten years that I'm in love with her.
Favorite film ever?
Lion King
Most overated film ever?
Cloverfield
Favorite film of 1989?

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?
Meghan Fox. She IS an animal.
Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?
Option A
If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?
Bill
If They made a movie of your life who would play you?
Myself. There are no brown actors that can be me better than me.
If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?
Someone from the Hype off the Hype? Nobody. I wouldn't base it on meeting someone online.
What was willis 'talkin bout'?
Me.
Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?
Myself when I took a shower and stepped out.
Who was the last real person you saw naked?
Myself when I took a shower and stepped out.
If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would Henry be?
A spider-monkey
Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?
No, I cannot say that I have.

Are you an a$$ man?
No.

Do you think you are popular enough to go a whole week like me? :huh:
No.
Why do you come up with horrible games?
Because you touch yourself at night.:cmad:
 
It's Megan Fox!!!!

:ugh:

Do they add H to everything in Canada? :huh:
 
Can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

Where are the other drugs going?

What happened to A-Nus?
 
Untilteld asks:

There's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call?
I would grab a shotgun, I would grab Meghan Fox and I would call ET to come pick me up and Luke Skywalker for some back up.
Given the opportunity, would you either:

a) Meet Steve Buscemi
b) Meet Chris Tucker
c) Meet Fran

Would you direct a music video for Hilary Duff?
If I got to have sex with her right after.
Blue Man Group? Yes or no?
Hell yes.
Do you sneeze often?
No.
You're having a party, name three Hype Girls and three Hype Guys you'd invite.
Girls:
DBella
Saphire
Raybia

Guys:
Spoons
The-Dark-Knight
Mee

Do you believe in life outside this planet?
Yes
Are you more a Bill or a Ted? Both?
What?
Eiffel tower, who'd be there with you?
The girl I'm seeing.
Seafood fan?
No
Gold or Silver?
Silver
Juggler?
Yes
Are you and I destined to do this forever, or will I be in a padded cell forever?
We'll do this while you're in a padded cell with me just outside laughing at you.
Post your perfect date, ... GO!
Meghan Fox, the movie I feel like watching, pizza, sex. And much more interactive stuff ;) and of course she's paying for everything. :o
When can we expect babies?
I dunno... 9 years?
Wanna hook up?
Sure. That was the plan next time I come to Windsor, remember?
Have you or do you own a slinky?
I have in the past
Who is the hottest girl ever? Guy?
Meghan Fox is THE hottest. Guy? Me.
Would you ever wear a fedora?
Yes.
How is your head?
On my neck.
Last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury.
I don't remember. Probably a cut finger because I bite my nails really short?
Do you want a foot massage?
Yes.
Spider-Fan asks...
What is your name?
Faran
What is your quest?
To rule the world.
Where on Earth is Carmen San Diego ?
In my basement
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
12 pounds
How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
12

Why were my questions deleted?
I have no idea.
 
Venom.X asks...
What's the story behind your username?
It's based off of a comic book I wrote.
Ever seen the movie "Meteor Man"?
It's not a movie. It's a waste of time. I've seen 15 minutes of it.
How many IRL friends do you have?
WTF is irl?
Are you in school/college?
School
Are you a writer or a reader or both?
Writer mostly.
Ever had a near-death experience?
Yes. I was in a car accident.
If a person started schooling at the age of 18 to go into the field of genetics, how early an age can he/she go into the field of genetics professional?
I dunno...

Do you honestly think people like you?
Of course cause there are lots of people who like me.

Do you remember this?





^that last bit? That's love.
Ahahaha! That's the funniest thing I've ever read. Link?

He hasn't been on in forever...where have you been A-Man?
I was working on FIVE magazine ads for my Media Arts class
Are you mad at me for making you a chimp in Hype stories?
Nope. That **** was classic. :woot:
 
Favorite episode of "Batman: The Animated Series"?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

If you could meet any political person in the history of historicalness, who would it be and why?
 
Favorite episode of "Batman: The Animated Series"?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

If you could meet any political person in the history of historicalness, who would it be and why?
Robin's Reckoning
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Cyrus (Not you BatSpider) the Great. He created the first EVER charter of human rights.
 
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