Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-
Favorite Blonde?
Tim Skold.
How old are you?
Seventeen, going on eighteen.
Favorite smell?
Baked goods fresh out of the oven.
Least favorite smell?
Wet mulch.
Show us a recent picture of yourself?
What were you thinking as you took the picture?
I was probably hoping it did turn out like your typical self-shot myspace photo, which, unfortunately, it did.
When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?
I don't normally think like that about myself, though there have been days where I've marveled at how cooperative my hair was that particular morning. Those usually turn out to be good days.
Ever walked on someone Having the sex?
Thankfully, no. I don't ever want to be in a situation that awkward.
If so who was it?
See above.
Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?
No, but when I was very little, I saw the South Park episode where Stan's dog runs away to Big Al's Gay Animal Farm and I asked my mother what "gay" meant. Don't know if that counts.
Current celebrity crush?
I don't think I have one.
If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?
If I were an animal, I would be a platypus. And as a platypus, I would delight in the fact that I am so different.
Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?
No.
Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?
Depending on the circumstances, I would probably do it without the promise of money, but the money sure wouldn't hurt.
Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?
I used to be obsessed with dollar stores. The concept was absolutely fascinating to me. I haven't been inside one for ages and can't remember the last thing I bought when I was.
Who do you love more than anything?
Music.
What word do you use too often?
"Uh."
Dont, dont you want me?
I now have that song by Human League stuck in my head. Thanks.
Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?
Yes, and you can bet it grabbed ahold of me tightly and flowed like a harpoon, daily and nightly.
Favorite part of a duck?
I am not fond of ducks.
Least favorite part of a duck?
All of it.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Sixteen.
where did you lose it?
Ex-boyfriend's house.
Tell me your favorite joke?
I don't have a favorite joke, but here's one I heard recently that made me chuckle:
Two hydrogen atoms are talking. One says, "Hey! I've just lost my neutron!"
The other says, "Are you sure?" The first one replies, "Yes, I'm positive!"
Tell us something about yourself we never knew?
I was born with two webbed fingers on my right hand. When I was three, I had them surgically separated. Most people find it to be an interesting little tidbit, a few find it bizarre.
Favorite film ever?
I don't have just one favorite film. I love Dogma and The Silence of the Lambs to name a few.
Most overated film ever?
Most of today's popular comedy and horror films.
Favorite film of 1989?
When Harry Met Sally or Batman.
Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?
No secks.
Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?
The former.
If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?
This is pretty funny, considering my answer for the animal question was a platypus. My name would probably remain the same.
If They made a movie of your life who would play you?
Slash, even though he probably has very little acting skills, if any at all.
If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?
I haven't really gotten to know any of the Hypesters well enough to answer that question.
What was willis 'talkin bout'?
I consider that one of the world's greatest unanswered questions, along with "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?" The world may never know.
Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?
Nobody has in a long while. I don't particularly like being naked, in the presence of others or by myself.
Who was the last real person you saw naked?
Excluding someone in film, a friend who has the habit of changing his clothing at random points in time, regardless of who might be in the room. Several days ago he decided to strip right in the middle of the parking lot at school.
If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?
Who the hell is Henry?
Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?
I think that if she still feels passionate about singing, then it's great that she's decided to perform again.
Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?
I'm sure some might think that, though I do not agree.
When did you last have you some sex?
Many months ago.
If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?
Not a fan of Mr. Jones, so no.
If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?
I wouldn't throw anything on a stage at any performer, whether I was a fan of them or not.
Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?
No. I was too sexy for the catwalk.
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