15 Minutes 15 Minutes: Prison Mike

[Badger]

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

What is your greatest regret?

What is your greatest achievement?

What is your favorite movie?

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what
parts would they have?

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

What are the three things you would never do?

What brought you to the Hype?

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

When would you like to retire?

What would you like to do when retired?

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

Describe your dream house.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?
What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

Why should I hire you?

 

[Prison Mike]

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

Plastic Surgeon

What is your greatest regret?

Not having the guts to ask out a girl that I had a crush on in high school.

What is your greatest achievement?

So far it's getting into college.

What is your favorite movie?

I don't have one particular favorite movie

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what parts would they have?

See answer above

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

It was gone? I never knew it left.

What are the three things you would never do?

Murder, steal, and prostitute myself

What brought you to the Hype?

to talk about Smallville and Spider-Man, but now I'm usually in the lounge thread.

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

I don't have a particular nemesis but I do not like some of the b00bs (bat n00bs).

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

My grandparents (I never got to know them) and maybe Joe Biden. That would be a weird dinner, actually.

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

I wouldn't do that because if you change one thing then other things could get altered, it's the butterfly effect I think.

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

probably my dvd collection. It's not much but they're definitely the most valuable things I have.

When would you like to retire?

Maybe in my 60s. If I had enough money then maybe in my 50s.

What would you like to do when retired?

travel

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

I don't golf, but would like to learn.

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Worst habit is biting my nails when nervous.
Best habit is being punctual I guess.

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

During an intimate moment with a woman, she screamed out a different name than mine.

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

It's too early in the morning for this...

Describe your dream house.

I'm not picky. I would love a big condo with a beautiful view in the city.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

Don't be an idiot

What is your favorite word?

"hilarious" (I tend to say it a lot if you read my posts)

What is your least favorite word?

"fail"

What turns you on?

intelligence

What turns you off?

whining

What sound do you love?

the sound of a cork popping out of a wine bottle

What sound do you hate?

the sound made by scratching your nails against a chalk board

Why should I hire you?

"People seem to like me because I'm polite and rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks"

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

How old are you?

Favorite smell?

Least favorite smell?

Show us a recent picture of yourself?

What were you thinking as you took the picture?

When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?

Ever walked on someone Having the sex?

If so who was it?

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?

Current celebrity crush?

If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?

Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?

Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?

Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?

Who do you love more than anything?

What word do you use too often?

Dont, dont you want me?

Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?

Favorite part of a duck?

Least favorite part of a duck?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

where did you lose it?

Tell me your favorite joke?

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

Favorite film ever?

Most overated film ever?

Favorite film of 1989?

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

Who was the last real person you saw naked?

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?

Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?

If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?

If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

 

[Prison Mike]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

Elisha Cuthbert

How old are you?

22

Favorite smell?

coffee in the morning

Least favorite smell?

stinky fart

Show us a recent picture of yourself?

What were you thinking as you took the picture?

ummm, no.

When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?

maybe a couple weeks ago.

Ever walked on someone Having the sex?

yes

If so who was it?

my roommate during my first year of college. it was awkward

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?

my parents never really told me about the "birds and the bees". I learned my stuff from public school education.

Current celebrity crush?

Elisha Cuthbert, Mila Kunis

If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?

lion

Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?

nope

Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?

hell no

Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?

yes. the last thing I bought was a birthday card

Who do you love more than anything?

i guess my parents.

What word do you use too often?

"hilarious"

Dont, dont you want me?

maybe

Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?

no

Favorite part of a duck?

don't have a favorite part.

Least favorite part of a duck?

don't have a least favorite part.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

19

where did you lose it?

college dorm room

Tell me your favorite joke?

I usually just say "that's what she said" to anything sexual.

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

Ever since seeing the movie "What Lies Beneath", I always check the bath tub to make sure there aren't any dead bodies in there.

Favorite film ever?

don't have a favorite film ever

Most overated film ever?

I always thought Cloverfield was overated.

Favorite film of 1989?

of the year 1989? Batman I guess.

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

no secks

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

tom-ay-toe

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

Professor Bigglesworth

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

Micheal C. Hall

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

depends on how she looks like

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

he didn't know himself. he was high all the time.

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

my ex-girlfriend

Who was the last real person you saw naked?

my ex-girlfriend

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?

I feel cheated.

Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?

she's good, but I don't know about the best.

If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?

maybe

If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?

on second thought, he is worthy of my underwear.

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

No.

 

[Erzengel]

Do you feel more people would be into your 15 minutes if you put a little bit more effort into it?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Do you feel more people would be into your 15 minutes if you put a little bit more effort into it?

If i'm honest i was thinking that too, it does seem a bit half arsed.

 

[Halcohol]

Don't you think Erz has some valuable advice?

Who else on the Hype would you ask for advice? (Don't say "everybody")

How do you feel about people making threads asking for advice?

Don't you know that winners offer only answers, while losers ask only... wait a second. Never mind.

Favourite ninja turtle?

If you had to choose a username that was not inspired by the Office, what would it be?

What was Prison Mike imprisoned for?

How'd he get out?

How many people did he have to stab in order to survive?

 

[Prison Mike]

Do you feel more people would be into your 15 minutes if you put a little bit more effort into it?

If i'm honest i was thinking that too, it does seem a bit half arsed.

I answered every question given to me.

 

[Erzengel]

I answered every question given to me.

Elaboration.

A story is better than a 1 - 3 word answer.

 

[Prison Mike]

Don't you think Erz has some valuable advice?

yeah, he gives some valuable advice. he gave pretty good advice in the "I'm such an idiot" thread by JAL/TAC. If I had a problem, Erz would be one of the people I would seek advice from.

Who else on the Hype would you ask for advice? (Don't say "everybody")

let's see. I talk to a lot of people in the lounge so probably squeeks, Logan's Lady, Lunar Wolf, TAC, Rando (I miss that guy) and others. Also Matt (he's opinionated, but that's a good thing).

How do you feel about people making threads asking for advice?

well if the same person keeps making thread after thread seeking advice, then it gets annoying. Otherwise, I don't mind at all. I don't really go into those threads anyway.

Don't you know that winners offer only answers, while losers ask only... wait a second. Never mind.

okay...

Favourite ninja turtle?

Donatello. He's been my favorite ever since I was a kid. My second favorite is Leonardo.

If you had to choose a username that was not inspired by the Office, what would it be?

My original username was k18. If I had to choose another non-related to The Office, it would be related to spider-man, I guess.

What was Prison Mike imprisoned for?

he stole and he robbed and he kidnapped the president's son and held him for ransom

How'd he get out?

he never got caught

How many people did he have to stab in order to survive?

quite a few. like 5.

 

[Prison Mike]

Elaboration.

A story is better than a 1 - 3 word answer.

a lot of the questions are yes or no. But I'll try harder.






that's what she said

 

[Anti-Moderator]

Nevermind....my question has been asked.

 

[Darthphere]

On a scale from 10-10, 10 being the highest, how awesome do you think I am?

Did you see The-Dark-Knight talk mad **** about me during my probation? If yes, why didn't you shank him, Prison Mike style?

Tell me something about yourself that I could use in the future to mock you.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

On a scale from 10-10, 10 being the highest, how awesome do you think I am?

Did you see The-Dark-Knight talk mad **** about me during my probation? If yes, why didn't you shank him, Prison Mike style?

Tell me something about yourself that I could use in the future to mock you.

Lol, just after i typed that in your public announcement i noticed your name at the bottom of the screen as being online. I still stand by what i said ,that said the thread should have been left open. Freedom of speech and all that.

 

[Prison Mike]

On a scale from 10-10, 10 being the highest, how awesome do you think I am?

10. You're so awesome, I can't even look at you without your awesomeness burning me up into a ball of flames!

Did you see The-Dark-Knight talk mad **** about me during my probation? If yes, why didn't you shank him, Prison Mike style?

I did not, but I have your back. Don't worry, that dude will get shanked up if I see him talk smack about you.

Tell me something about yourself that I could use in the future to mock you.

There's nothing you could mock me with. I'm perfect.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

You didn't drop the soap did you? And if so is that why your face is like that?

 

[Cmill216]

Where do you stand on irrelevance?

 

[adhokk7]

What do you think the letters in my sig stand for?

 

[Untilteld]

There's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call?

Given the opportunity, would you either:

a) Meet Steve Buscemi
b) Meet Chris Tucker
c) Meet Fran

Would you direct a music video for Hilary Duff?

Blue Man Group? Yes or no?

Do you sneeze often?

You're having a party, name three Hype Girls and three Hype Guys you'd invite.

Do you believe in life outside this planet?

Are you more a Bill or a Ted? Both?

Eiffel tower, who'd be there with you?

Seafood fan?

Gold or Silver?

Juggler?

Are you and I destined to do this forever, or will I be in a padded cell forever?

Post your perfect date, ... GO!

When can we expect babies?

Wanna hook up?

Have you or do you own a slinky?

Who is the hottest girl ever? Guy?

Would you ever wear a fedora?

How is your head?

Last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury.

Do you want a foot massage?

 

[Darthphere]

You're playing Search and Destroy, and you're the last person alive on your team, do you:

A) Try to complete the objective
B) Blow yourself up with C4
C) Jump off the highest point in the map
D) Teabag an already dead opponent

Favorite movie this year so far?

Why does your favorite movie choice reflect an incredible lack of taste?

Charlie Sheen, Pimp or Lame Ass Actor?

Do you own the movie Men at Work in any form, if so, can I borrow it?

Would you donate a kidney to me if you were the only possible donor?

Seriously would you, I need a kidney bad.

Dialysis sucks dude, do you know how this feels?

How does it feel to have functioning kidneys?

Can you at least loan me $5,000 to go on the black market?

Are you always this horrible of a person, I'm dying dammit!

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

I have to ask, darth are your kidneys really screwed? (i would have asked in your 15 minutes but it was closed)

 

[DBella]

What is the story behind your username? (Please make the story a good one)

What actor do you think would play you best?

 

[knowsbleed]

If you were stranded on a deserted island and could take 5 loungers with you, who would you take, who would you eat first and which part of their body would you eat first and why?

How close is your online persona to that of your real life one?

Describe yourself in 50 words or more using these words or a variation of them at least once:
displeasing
insulse
lubbard
concupiscence
entrammel
immolate
and feeze

If Erzengel offered you to have no strings attached sex with her but you would have to dress as Frankenberry while doing it, would you like to be on top or bottom or a combination of both?

Who is your Hype crush and does he know that you have those types of feelings for him?

Okay, foreal, who is your Hype crush and does she know you have those types of feelings for Erzengel?

Okay, foreal foreal this time, who is your Hype crush and does that person know you are e-stalking them?

Who is your favorite mod and why?

Who is your least favorite mod and why don't you like Morg?

Dew K. Mosi vs Mee... who would be the first to win in a staring contest and why do you think they would make a great couple?

How many times in your life have you thought to yourself, "Man, I am really itchy down there?" and what powder did you use to get rid of them?

If you could have sex with any inanimate object, do you think you would use a hi-def camcorder to record it or just any old regular camera?

What is your favorite eating utensil for eating human flesh with?

Who is your most favoritest person on the Hype and would you get banned if they got banned in a show of loyalty and stupidity?

 

[Prison Mike]

You didn't drop the soap did you? And if so is that why your face is like that?

Thankfully I didn't drop the soap. I was careful. My face is like that because I just saw a dementor who came to suck my soul!

Where do you stand on irrelevance?

I don't like irrelevance. In fact, it's on my axis of evil list.

What do you think the letters in my sig stand for?

DSAB? Hmmm....

Don't
Suck
Ass
B**ch

am i right?

 

[Prison Mike]

There's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call?

the two things I would grab would be a flashlight and first aid kit. If there's an invasion, I'm sure it will be dark (power goes out) and I may get bruised a bit while escaping. The two people I would call would be my parents. Hopefully by that time, they haven't turned into zombies.

Given the opportunity, would you either:

a) Meet Steve Buscemi
b) Meet Chris Tucker
c) Meet Fran

Easy. I would meet Fran. Seems like a cool hype member. I don't really care for Buscemi or Tucker. Buscemi had a few good movies and I never really liked Tucker.

Would you direct a music video for Hilary Duff?

No. I don't like her music at all. If I had to direct a video for her, then I would have to listen to that crap all the time.

Blue Man Group? Yes or no?

yes. I like Blue Man Group. I saw them once when they came to my school. It was a fun show.

Do you sneeze often?

Not too often. I do sneeze very loud though. Sometimes I try to hold it in because I know it's going to be loud but I heard that isn't healthy.

You're having a party, name three Hype Girls and three Hype Guys you'd invite.

The three Hype Girls would be squeekness, Logan's Lady, and triplet. The three Hype Guys would be TAC, Lunar Wolf, and BizarroAids. Of course I would invite more than those 6.

Do you believe in life outside this planet?

yeah, I believe life exists outside this planet. I don't think we're the only ones in the universe. I'm sure there are microbes living on another planet somewhere.

Are you more a Bill or a Ted? Both?

I haven't seen those movies in a while. What's the difference between the two?

Eiffel tower, who'd be there with you?

well I would say my girlfriend if I had one right now. But since I'm currently single...nobody I guess.

Seafood fan?

I love sushi. I eat it whenever I get a chance. I also love shrimp. All this talk of seafood is making me hungry now.

Gold or Silver?

Gold. I don't wear jewlery or anything but if I had to choose then yeah I would rather wear something gold than silver.

Juggler?

Nope but it would be a cool skill to learn. I tried a few times with rolled up balls of socks but I would always fail. I managed to juggle 2 balls of socks but 3 is difficult.

Are you and I destined to do this forever, or will I be in a padded cell forever?

Padded cell forever...

Post your perfect date, ... GO!

I don't know if there's ever a perfect date, but I'll tell you about a good date. It starts off with a fancy restaurant (no not applebees or TGIF). I like Italian food so maybe at a good italian restaurant. After dinner, we'd take a walk and then maybe go back to my place and bang.

When can we expect babies?

not anytime soon. maybe 5 or 6 years down the road.

Wanna hook up?

no thanks. I'm afraid I'll catch something from you.

Have you or do you own a slinky?

yes, when I was 8 or 9. I would put the slinky on the stairs and watch it go down the stairs. Fun times.

Who is the hottest girl ever? Guy?

hottest girl is Elisha Cuthbert. I had a crush on her since her movie "The Girl Next Door". Hottest guy probably is Christian Bale. And not just because he's Batman. He's got those classic good looks too.

Would you ever wear a fedora?

yes but frankly it's just not my style.

How is your head?

okay. I had a headache last night but I'm feeling better now.

Last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury.

The last time was back in April. I was changing the lightbulb in my lamp and I guess I pressed it too hard and it cracked. Some of the pieces went into my hand so I had to use tweezers to pull them out. It didn't hurt as much as you would think. I put the bandaid on and it was completely healed about a week later.

Do you want a foot massage?

sure. just get elisha cuthbert to massage my feet.