15 Minutes 15 Minutes: COMICFILMEXPERT

[DBella]

I've been super busy. That's what film school does. I won't be ignoring you anymore DBella t:

Being busy is always good.
Is that a promise?

But yeah I don't just collect...I'm proud of the fact that I'm pretty cool with everyone on here.

And that is certainly something to be proud of.

Speaking of pride, name three of your best qualities that you are very proud of.

Name 3 things that you are terrified of.

 

[CFE]

Being busy is always good.
Is that a promise?

Promise

And that is certainly something to be proud of.

Speaking of pride, name three of your best qualities that you are very proud of.

Name 3 things that you are terrified of.

I'm proud of:

1: Being knowledgeable about Films, Comic Books, etc.
2: Being a Romantic
3: Being a Good Listener and a mildly decent Conversationalist

I'm terrified of:

1: Ending up Alone and Un-Successful (in the way I want to be Successful)
2: The idea of the "Terminator" Future coming true
3: Big Hairy Spiders...thank god Jon Peters didn't get his way with THAT one.

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[Lobo]

Have you tried the baconator? If not, why?

Who would you cast as Wonder Woman?

 

[CFE]

Have you tried the baconator? If not, why?

Not yet...I'm prepping for Thanksgiving

Who would you cast as Wonder Woman?

Charisma Carpenter:

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[The-Dark-Knight]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

How old are you?

Favorite smell?

Least favorite smell?

Show us a recent picture of yourself?

What were you thinking as you took the picture?

When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?

Ever walked on someone Having the sex?

If so who was it?

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?

Current celebrity crush?

If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?

Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?

Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?

Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?

Who do you love more than anything?

What word do you use too often?

Dont, dont you want me?

Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?

Favorite part of a duck?

Least favorite part of a duck?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

where did you lose it?

Tell me your favorite joke?

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

Favorite film ever?

Most overated film ever?

Favorite film of 1989?

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

Who was the last real person you saw naked?

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?

Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?

When did you last have you some sex?


If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?

If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

 

[CFE]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

Kristen Bell, Allison Mack and Hayden Panittiere...Two Words: Four Way...

How old are you?

20

Favorite smell?

Good Food...particularly Italian. Also women...most of them have a tendency to smell AMAZING!

Least favorite smell?

I could make it easy and say s**t...but Vomit is worse. I'll go ahead and say both.

Show us a recent picture of yourself?

What were you thinking as you took the picture?

Funny thing...I dozed off...you can't see it, but my eyes were totally closed.

When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?)

Yesterday, actually.

Ever walked on someone Having the sex?

Yes

If so who was it?

My best friend and his girlfriend. They didn't notice me so I just spanked and ran.

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?

I've never seen dogs having sex. I've seen dogs hump human legs to no end though. To be honest, everything I know about sex I learned myself. Never let anyone say that Pornography isn't an educative tool.

Current celebrity crush?

I have a few:

Cameron Diaz from "The Mask" :

Tiffani Thiessen:

Angie Everhart:

Nicolette Scorcese from "Nation Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" :

If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?

Panther...the most f**king awesome addition of the Big Cat family.

Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?

Depends...do I have to keep my eyes open and can I plug up my nose?

Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?

Nothing against homosexuality...or sexual experimentation for that matter, but no...I won't do it with a dude, no matter how much money is involved.

Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?

Yes...a Box of Charleston Chews to eat during Driver's Ed.

Who do you love more than anything?

Myself...that's the first step to loving others

What word do you use too often?

F**k...but it's such a f**king awesome word. F**k this and F**K that...all f**king aside, I would have to say f**k is the f**king word I f**king use more than any other...F**k...

Dont, dont you want me?

Wait...wait, so...you saved me just so you could get with me!?

Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?

Ughhh, NO...

Favorite part of a duck?

Meat...preferably cooked and well marinated.

Least favorite part of a duck?

Whenever they start screaming "AFLAC!" ... oooo I wanna gut the duck when it says that.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

18

where did you lose it?

Spoiler

On the set of a High School production of "Copa Cabana."
It was late, we were working on the sets...bada bing

Tell me your favorite joke?

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

I took 4 months of Ballroom Dancing Lessons.

Favorite film ever?

"American Psycho" (2000)

Most overated film ever?

"Fight Club" (1999), "Batman Begins" (2005) and "Titanic" (1998) are all pretty overhyped.

Favorite film of 1989?

"BATMAN"...No contest.

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

Depends on the Animal.

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[CFE]

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

Oh let's just call the whole thing OFF...

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

Custer Lebron Beaverhousend...just cuz.

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

Macauly Culkin. I'd say Christian Bale, but let's face reality...

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Artist Chick...but then, who WOULDN'T!?

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Mr. Drummond having a crush on Arnold

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

My best friends ex-girlfriend. Later she told me she liked what she saw.

Who was the last real person you saw naked?

Victoria's Secret Commerical Model.

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

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Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?

Ike needs to smack her around for lying..."Final Concert" my ass.

Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?

What's Love got to do with it

When did you last have you some sex?

A week ago...I was stressed and needed to vent.

If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?

No...I'd pray that Alfonso Riberio would be there with Tom and I to...you know what I'm talking about

If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?

No, man...it's not unusual to be loved by anyone...but I personally couldn't do it.

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

Shake shake shake...shake shake shake...

God, now I'm hungry for some Shake N Bake Chicken

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[Ronny Shade]

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Have you seen this movie? If not, do you feel bad about referencing this scene without having seen it in context?

 

[CFE]

No I have seen "Scanners." I prefer "Videodrome" and "Naked Lunch" though, as far as Cronenberg films are concerned.

But Michael Ironside was a bad ass doing things "The Scanner Way"

 

[fu manchu]

How’s the weather in your town?
Do you like the town you live in?
How long have you lived there?
Can you name one thing you hate about your town?
Can you name one good thing about your town (besides yourself, of course)?
Would you want to move somewhere else? If so, where? Why?


For whatever the reason, two unauthorized movies are made about your life. The first is an independently released documentary, primarily comprised of interviews with people who know you and bootleg footage from your actual life. Critics are describing the documentary as “brutally honest and relentlessly fair.” Meanwhile, Fox has produced a big-budget biopic of your life, casting major Hollywood stars as you and all your acquaintances; though the movie is based on actual events, screenwriters have taken some liberties with the facts. Its getting a 75% in Rotten Tomatoes.

Which film would you be most interested in seeing? Why?
Do you think SHH will play a major part in any of those movies?

 

[CFE]

How’s the weather in your town?

A lot warmer than I thought it'd be for November in Dallas. BTW it's Dallas, Texas we're talking about.

Do you like the town you live in?

It's not too bad.

How long have you lived there?

All my life...I really wanna get outta here though.

Can you name one thing you hate about your town?

Crackheads that keep asking for money to ride the DART...as if I don't know what they plan to use the money for.

Can you name one good thing about your town (besides yourself, of course)?

The State Fair...Fried Key Lime Pie, Fried Oreo Cookies, Funnel Cake, Turkey Legs...I'm getting Diabetes just thinking about it (no offense to fellow Hypsters living with Diabetes).

Would you want to move somewhere else? If so, where? Why?

Yes...Maine...Because it's beautiful and serene.

For whatever the reason, two unauthorized movies are made about your life. The first is an independently released documentary, primarily comprised of interviews with people who know you and bootleg footage from your actual life. Critics are describing the documentary as “brutally honest and relentlessly fair.” Meanwhile, Fox has produced a big-budget biopic of your life, casting major Hollywood stars as you and all your acquaintances; though the movie is based on actual events, screenwriters have taken some liberties with the facts. Its getting a 75% in Rotten Tomatoes.

Which film would you be most interested in seeing? Why?

The first. Because I'd rather see the real people and the real story over a potential miscast with horrible dialogue.

Do you think SHH will play a major part in any of those movies?

In the first, yes. They'd probably cut it out in the latter and swap it out for excessive clubbing to make me appear edgier...without realizing that the Hype is ten times edgier than any club lol.

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[Two-Face]

What did you think of Aaron Eckhart as Harvey Dent/Two-Face

If you had chance to Harvey/Dent/Two-Face who would you cast and why?


Looking forward to new BOND movie?


Are you really "COMICFILMEXPERCT"? how?

 

[CFE]

What did you think of Aaron Eckhart as Harvey Dent/Two-Face

Oh I thought he was phenomeonal...I'd love for his 'death' to not be real so he'd come back for BB3 to see his character develop even more. Finally, a live action Two-Face that's about as accurate as you could get (almost). He blew Tommy Lee Jones away.

If you had the chance to cast Harvey Dent/Two-Face who would you cast and why?

The inner fanboy in me would give anything...ANYTHING...to see what Billy Dee Williams' take on the character would've been like.

But aside from that...Guy Pearce. I think he'd be pretty awesome in the role.

Looking forward to new BOND movie?

Meh...I mean I'll see it, but I felt "Casino Royale" was a bit overhyped and not enough like Ian Fleming's book. Plus the reviews are saying that for all the action it doesn't feel like a 'Bond' film...

we'll see though.

Are you really "COMICFILMEXPERT"? how?

Because I make a point to know my Comic Book Adaptations. Both the history of their respective productions as well as knowledge of cast, above the line crew, plot, sequences, scores, soundtracks...everything.

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On that note, if anyone feels the need to ask me questions concerning CB Films, you can do that if you wish.

 

[CFE]

Dark-Knight, I'm gonna asnwer your joke question in a little while...I just need to come up with a favorite of mine that isn't too crude lol

 

[CFE]

Okay here we go...not really a joke, but it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen:

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[Bunker]

What was the Hype like when you first joined?

How does it compare to now?

New Terminator Salvation footage? Meh or ?

How many Youtube videos do you watch a day? Rough estimate.

Ever embarassed someone in public?

What movie character are you most similar to?

Favorite one-liners?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Yo CFE, hows it going?

All good I hope?

Have a good week?

Plan to have a good weekend?

So, who is your favourite Super-hero?

Villain?

If you had immunity from all law enforcement organizations throughout the world what would you do?

Thoughts on breaking the law in general?

Any weirdo ex/stalker type people worrying you?

Whats the best way to deal with a weirdo ex/stalker type person?

Favourite sport?

Alcoholic beverages, thoughts?

If you could have sex with only one more person in your life, who would it be?

When you was a kid, what action hero did you most want to be. Arnie, Bruce, Sly or Jean Claude?

Read much?

Favourite book?

Into computer games?

Console of choice?

Laters on pal, peace out!

 

[Badger]

- A very good 15 Minutes so far.

I'll put some more questions up later.

 

[CFE]

What was the Hype like when you first joined?

Pretty much the same as it is now...the biggest difference is that there weren't tons upon tons of newbies signing on with each CB Film release like there are now.

I mean how many new members came along with "TDK" and "Iron Man" this year? It wasn't like that for "Spider-Man 2" or "Superman Returns" ... from what I saw anyway.

How does it compare to now?

Like fine wine, my friend. I personally feel the Hype gets better with age.

New Terminator Salvation footage? Meh or ?

Intriguing...The Harvester looks pretty decent, but I will say that the "Termi-Bikes" is what definately shouts out "I'm a McG Movie!!" We'll see though...with the Bale in its corner, how can it go wrong?

How many Youtube videos do you watch a day? Rough estimate.

It depends on whether I want to be entertained or inspired. If it's the former, maybe 15-20. The latter, I can go up to 40.

Ever embarassed someone in public?

I have...but I make a point not to. Karma.

What movie character are you most similar to?

I think most of us could relate to Peter Parker from the first two "Spider-Man" films. Personally I've got touches of characters here and there.

A little bit of Indy, always on the lookout for a new adventure. A little bit of Michael Myers, silent and often observant...sometimes ruthless if I want to be. A little touch of Batman and Robocop...the idea of striving to succeed in the face of often overwhelming adversity.

I'm always responsive to strong, rebellious, opinionated and legendary icons...it's a personal thing to feel you're in that kind of powerful company. A little ego-inflating? Maybe...but sometimes you need that to survive.

Favorite one-liners?

"I'm Batman."

"I'm not arresting you anymore."

"I know you're a man of compassion and you have pity and I don't wanna go to jail because they have robbers and rapists and rapists who rape robbers..."

"Why do you say this to me...when you know I will kill you for it?"

"I'll be Back."

"London's kind of rough."

"It's not the years, honey...it's the mileage."

"You mouth off like that again, and it's no more Nuke for you B*tch."

"This stuff'll make you a g*ddamn sexual tyrannosaurus...just like me..."

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[Lobo]

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

 

[CFE]

Yo CFE, hows it going?

Pretty good, Ace...and yourself? (answer in your 15 min thread if you've signed up lol)

All good I hope?

All's good. It's like a mad dash to the Holiday Season. I'm ready for it (along with Turkey, Break from School, Presents, "Punisher: War Zone," "The Spirit" and Family) to get here!

Have a good week?

A bit hectic. Film school will do that...but decent enough.

Plan to have a good weekend?

Well I celebrated my grandmother's birthday today, which was fun...and now I have to put on my gaffer hat for a short film shoot tomorrow, which is work. There goes my weekend lol.

So, who is your favourite Super-hero?

Can't narrow it down enough:

DC Top 5:

1: Batman
2: The Flash
3: Superman
4: Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)
5: Wonder Woman

MARVEL Top 5:

1: Spider-Man
2: Wolverine
3: Captain America
4: Tie: Daredevil/The Punisher
5: Blade

Villain?

DC Top 5:

1: Darkseid
2: The Joker
3: Lex Luthor
4: Sinestro
5: Tie - Gorilla Grodd/Ocean Master

MARVEL Top 5:

1: Doctor Doom
2: Magneto
3: Thanos
4: Dr. Octopus
5: Galactus

If you had immunity from all law enforcement organizations throughout the world what would you do?

First, I'd kill the entire Bush Administration...for obvious reasons. After that it'd be a free for all. No holds barred...it's all part of the plan.

Thoughts on breaking the law in general?

Can't do it. It's nice to dream...like Dane Cook said, you can't help but want to be involved in the events of "HEAT" ... but in reality, I see no point in breaking the law so long as there IS a law...with penalties. Because no matter how long you evade the authorities...they will always find a way to catch up to you in the end...so why bother?

Any weirdo ex/stalker type people worrying you?

No, thank god.

Whats the best way to deal with a weirdo ex/stalker type person?

Kick 'em in the no-no parts and run...or a restraining order, that's always good.

Favourite sport?

Basketball. I'm not really a big sports fan to begin with...but I'll watch B-Ball. And I always manage to catch the Olympic Games, those are always great.

Alcoholic beverages, thoughts?

Not for me...aside from getting buzzed once (which was fine) and getting drunk once (which I never want to do again) ... meh. I drink in moderation and on occasion. But I can never see myself doing so on a daily or even weekly basis.

Maybe age will change that, but for now...

If you could have sex with only one more person in your life, who would it be?

I'm going to take this as a "no limit" question...so any woman in the world is on limits and my having sex with her would definately happen...

that said:

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Vida Guerra.

If it's gonna be my last time of all time, I'll be damned if I'm not taking that ass with me.

When you were a kid, what action hero did you most want to be. Arnie, Bruce, Sly or Jean Claude?

Given the choices, I'd go with Arnold. To see him in both "Terminator" and "Terminator 2," "Predator," "Commando" and "True Lies" ... I still believe that he is, to date, the biggest action star of my lifetime...regardless of any, shall we say, 'Chilly' roles he's taken in the past.

But going off the list, for me, no one personified 'bad ass' like this man:

Read much?

Very.

Favourite book?

After seeing "American Psycho" I HAD to get my hands on Bret Easton Ellis' novel...now I can't get enough of all his works. "Glamorama" is another favorite.

And of course the two biggest comic works of all time..."DKR" and "Watchmen." I read both of them over and over and over so many times, I've pretty much got all of them down pat for memory.

Into computer games?

A little bit yeah.

Console of choice?

Playstation 2...it's been a trusty console for me through the years

Laters on pal, peace out!

Take care, man. Catch you on the Bat-Boards!!!

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[Ace of Knaves]

Good answers CFE!

 

[Avangarde]

Do you speak from the heart or from the head?

Which one of the Seven Deadly Sins will most likely send you to Hell?

 

[Lobo]

Where did the X in Avangarde's name go?

 

[Avangarde]

There wasn't any cookies around so I went for the next best thing