15 Minutes 15 Minutes: DARTHPHERE v3.0

[ComicChick]

Alright guys and gals, the 15 Minute Threads are back! and what a way to bring them back with another round of Darthphere. It's his third bout in the ring and let's hope he doesn't get in too much trouble this go round eh?

Since he's already answered just about every mainstay question, how bout a couple of random, calmer questions? I'll save the more indulgent ones for you all.

What is the last book you read?
What's on your to-read list? comic or book?
Last movie you saw in theatres?
One you're most looking forward to?
What celeb would you like to go shot for shot in a drinking match with?
Favorite word?
Least Favorite word?
Song that's currently stuck in your head?
Last cd that you bought?
Favorite video game of all time?


....and go!

 

[Spider-Fan]

Whatis your name?
What is your quest?
What about Bob?
A train full of babies is speeding into a train full of kittens. Which does Godzilla eat first?
If you could be the pet of any celebrity, who would you choose and why?
If you could be the sex slave of any male celebrity, which would it be and why? Please go into great detail if possible.
Would you rather die young in a blaze of glory or old and quietly?
You find a million dollars in a ditch, what do you do with it? Go into great detail if you can.
Do you follow any religion? If no, what are your answers for life's mysteries?
Whom is someone you hate but highly respect?
Assign a Greek god to your favorite Hype posters
If you were a politician, what would be your issue?
It's 12 o'clock, do you know where your children are?
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Do you plan on moving out of your home city/state in the near future?
Are you close to your family?
Say one thing about yourself that either few on here or no one on here knows about you?
Political affiliation?
Best movie of 2008?
Worst movie of 2008?
Favorite annual ceremony?
Do you go to the movies by yourself?
Do you make few really good friends or many loose friends?
Last nightmare you had?
Have you at all followed my Hype Award winning Fan Fic?
Do you have dreams of being a mod on the hype?

 

[CFE]

Top 10 Comic Book Films? (in order or not, it's up to you).

 

[Eggyman]

If you were gay would you be a manly gay or would you be camp as Christmas?

3 Hypers you'd assassinate if you had a gun and had a good enough aim to hit a cow's arse with a banjo?

Why is this 15 minutes going to be better than the last two?

One poster you'd most like to go for a drink with?

Favourite banned poster?

Favourite author?

Who's that guy you always have in your avy?

 

[Majic Walrus]

Why am I your favorite Darthophile?

 

[Matt]

Aren't you sick of stroking your own ego?

 

[SuBe]

FairTax, yes/no?

If no, please answer why in 100 words or more?

 

[SsM]

DAMMIT SUBE!

I was going to ask that before you got the chance!

I failed.

 

[SuBe]

You can still ask.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Darth, is it an honor that I used my 30,000th post to ask you a question, or is it just OK?

 

[Erzengel]

Where do I rank in the top 10 posters on SHH of all time?

 

[knowsbleed]

Why is Darth taking so long to rub one out?

 

[Warhammer]

Do you like...pie?

 

[Spider-Fan]

Should we forgive you for disappointing the public?

 

[Kelly]

Where do I rank in the top 10 posters on SHH of all time?

That's easy.....11

 

[SsM]

Where is phere??? I haven't seen him since he posted in the 24 thread a while back...

 

[PWN3R]

Why do you have a Wal-Mart internet connection?

 

[Spider-Fan]

This thread has fallen victim to the threequel curse

 

[PWN3R]

Where is phere??? I haven't seen him since he posted in the 24 thread a while back...

Seriously he's a ghost now, the forums suffer because of it.

 

[knowsbleed]

Phere, did PWN3R scare you away with his genetalia again?

 

[Darthphere]

Damn, I totally forgot about this. Look for me to answer these *****es over the next day or two.

 

[Darthphere]

What is the last book you read?

The Road

What's on your to-read list? comic or book?

I've been wanting to read The Stand lately, and I need to catch up on some DMZ trades

Last movie you saw in theatres?

It's been a while but I think it was Quantum of Solace. I probably saw something else but don't remember.

One you're most looking forward to?

Amazingly enough, Star Trek. That thing just looks awesome. Of course Transformers 2 and Terminator Salvation.

What celeb would you like to go shot for shot in a drinking match with?

Amy Winehouse. I'd probably die though.

Favorite word?

Shazam!

Least Favorite word?

Arugula.

Song that's currently stuck in your head?

Frakkin' Geico commercials.

Last cd that you bought?

Nine Inch Nails "With Teeth"

Favorite video game of all time?

Super Mario 3.

 

[Darthphere]

Whatis your name?

My name is the very unHispanic Roger.

What is your quest?

To leave my mark on the world. Meaning, have lots of sex.

What about Bob?

Bob cheated on his wife. He's an *******.

A train full of babies is speeding into a train full of kittens. Which does Godzilla eat first?

Trick question. Let the trains crash and eat barbecued babies and kittens.

If you could be the pet of any celebrity, who would you choose and why?

Natalie Portman so she can scratch me behind the ear.

If you could be the sex slave of any male celebrity, which would it be and why? Please go into great detail if possible.

Man, I've got to say Clive Owen. He's dreamy.

Would you rather die young in a blaze of glory or old and quietly?

Old and quiet.

You find a million dollars in a ditch, what do you do with it? Go into great detail if you can.

I mean, spend the **** out of it. Buy a house, buy a car, buy some cheetos.

Do you follow any religion? If no, what are your answers for life's mysteries?

I'm a Christian. Though I have some pretty radical viewpoints.

Whom is someone you hate but highly respect?

Fidel Castro.

Assign a Greek god to your favorite Hype posters

Zeus- PWN3R
Hades- Chase
Hephaestus- Jesse aka Drummerboy because he's ugly.

If you were a politician, what would be your issue?

Um prostitution?

It's 12 o'clock, do you know where your children are?

In your sister's womb.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

On Earth.

Do you plan on moving out of your home city/state in the near future?

Yes, by the end of the year.

Are you close to your family?

In proximity.

Say one thing about yourself that either few on here or no one on here knows about you?

In the real world, I'm actually considered a nice guy. Seriously. This is all an act.

Political affiliation?

Democrat.

Best movie of 2008?

The Wrestler.

Worst movie of 2008?

The Dark Knight

Favorite annual ceremony?

The Oscars!

Do you go to the movies by yourself?

Hell no. That's super lame.

Do you make few really good friends or many loose friends?

A few good friends.

Last nightmare you had?

Demon baby. I don't want to go into details.

Have you at all followed my Hype Award winning Fan Fic?

Um, no.

Do you have dreams of being a mod on the hype?

I should be a mod, but no.

 

[The Chairman]

I was out shopping today, and I saw a Shamwow imitator. Should I have bought attention of this false product to management?

 

[akoya]

Wow. Three times. You're quite the charmer.
Okay, questions time. Hmm... I've got sports on the brain, so

Have you ever seen the Marlins?
How 'bout any other sports (and no, not on the TV!)?
Would you watch a hockey game? Outside?