15 Minutes 15 Minutes with The Immortal!

[enterthemadness]

Would me saying that you use this place as an outlet to act in a strange/weird fashion... but in direct opposite you act like a normal person in real life, be accurate?

... or do you get belittled and stared at strangely in everyday life as well?

I answered this question. I only act weird with some friends and my sister/niece. I try not to act weird on other boards. You be like...60-85% accurate.

I only get belittled in basketball. I...lots of people laugh at me. But at the same time, they all know I can hit some 3's, play some D every so often, foul, and make some lay ups. And talking about 21. In terms of 3 on 3 or 4 on 4 or 5 on 5...I try and play D and rebound. Oh yeah, and I can rebound at 5'5 over people 5'9. I make you earn that rebound.

 

[knowsbleed]

I was hoping you'd expand on your explanation... as it seems you use this place as a hissy fit/ranting/venting/weirding out ground as opposed to just being yourself here. I was just trying to see if the attention ****e in you was coming out or if you are just seeing how many people you could rattle as part of a goal of some strange little social experiment.

 

[SuperFerret]

What type of parasite would you likely contract in your day to day life?

Arnold Schwarzenegger or Stephen Hawking?

Beans or your mother?

How much do you charge?

Moo?

 

[enterthemadness]

I was hoping you'd expand on your explanation... as it seems you use this place as a hissy fit/ranting/venting/weirding out ground as opposed to just being yourself here. I was just trying to see if the attention ****e in you was coming out or if you are just seeing how many people you could rattle as part of a goal of some strange little social experiment.

Ok. I honestly don't know how I acted in 2005 when I joined. But at one point, it dawned on me that I became like a running joke on this board, so I went with it. I do enjoy weirding out people though. I think listening to Dane Cook CD's and working out in the heat at Walmart for so long messed me up. And a ***** breaking my heart at work. That was when at least in real life I became a smart ass ******* to my direct co-workers. Of course my direct co-workers/friends were smart ass *******s, so they rubbed off on me.

Is that answer good enough for you. And by that Dane Cook answer...if I had to pick one guy to...umm...copy...it be him. If I were doing stand up for my life. I like his thought process, his ADD brain, the way he acts on stage, and his voice. And yes, I know he's overrated. But he makes me laugh.

 

[Marx]

Ok. I honestly don't know how I acted in 2005 when I joined. But at one point, it dawned on me that I became like a running joke on this board, so I went with it. I do enjoy weirding out people though. I think listening to Dane Cook CD's and working out in the heat at Walmart for so long messed me up. And a ***** breaking my heart at work. That was when at least in real life I became a smart ass ******* to my direct co-workers. Of course my direct co-workers/friends were smart ass *******s, so they rubbed off on me.

Is that answer good enough for you. And by that Dane Cook answer...if I had to pick one guy to...umm...copy...it be him. If I were doing stand up for my life. I like his thought process, his ADD brain, the way he acts on stage, and his voice. And yes, I know he's overrated. But he makes me laugh.

So basically, you've gone from being labelled a joke...to becoming what your tormentors accused you of in the first place? Personally, I think you should drop the act and be yourself.

...but that's just my two cents.

 

[ComicChick]

tell us about the "*****" who broke your heart at work.

 

[enterthemadness]

What type of parasite would you likely contract in your day to day life?

I have no idea. The sleeping bug?

Arnold Schwarzenegger or Stephen Hawking?
For what? Which one I would go out with? Which one to tag team with? Which one to hang out with? The Arnold to hang out with.

Beans or your mother?
Beans...

How much do you charge?
What? Charge for what? Be specific.

Moo?

You Moo...

So basically, you've gone from being labelled a joke...to becoming what your tormentors accused you of in the first place? Personally, I think you should drop the act and be yourself.

...but that's just my two cents.

No, no, no, I keep the act. A part of me likes ****ing with Giplesh, Knowsbleed, Sawyer, and Jal. Entertaining.

I have two cents in Canada money. I like to know how pennies from Canada got down to Eastern NC. Tourists...

 

[knowsbleed]

No, no, no, I keep the act. A part of me likes ****ing with Giplesh, Knowsbleed, Sawyer, and Jal. Entertaining.

I have two cents in Canada money. I like to know how pennies from Canada got down to Eastern NC. Tourists...

Oh, don't fool yourself... you don't ****s with me in the slightest. I may be eccentric... but I am that way in real life as well.

But if you think you are ****ing with me and that thought gives you a sense of message board satisfaction... by all means, keep thinking those thoughts.

 

[DarkReflections]

Steven Spielberg or Stanley Kubrick?

 

[enterthemadness]

tell us about the "*****" who broke your heart at work.

Only cause you asked nicely. And you like the Carolina Panthers.

It's a long story. It started back in 2007. Trying to talk to her at work and for time sake I'm gonna jump to ****ing Valentine's Day 2008.

Went to work early and got her a gift. Gave it to her that day and got her number. Everything was fine sailing. We talked a bit, we got along together at work...up until I tried to go out with her. This is where I honestly think I was in competition with her and didn't know it at the time. She stood me up twice and wouldn't admit to it. Finally went out to the movies. She asked at work if we could just go as friends (when she knew I wanted something more. *Hint Hint* Probably wasn't the only guy trying to...go out with her). I said yes...we go out...wait wait. Ok, that was before the stand up's. My mom told me to call her up the day we went out. The movie's were awkward. Saw Step Up 2(ok movie), but I wasn't sure what I should do. Kiss her, put my arm around her, etc. Came off as more of a friends thing even though she offered me her drink. The BIG mistake. Was that I let her into my mom's car...while she was waiting on her ride..and...she got creeped out by my Mom asking her questions. .

After that she called me and wanted to be just friends and made promises. It was like she couldn't decide if she wanted to be friends or not. She said 'We can hang out when I get a car' and.....it just ended horrible. But she was one of those girls...that I was like when I first saw her. That good looking in my useless opinion. The fact I got tat to impress her...says a lot. Hell, you could make a case I got more tats to kinda heal. And now I'm addicted. I do like my tats. I feel at ease when getting a tat. Feel excited. And no I'm never getting rid of my tats. I will get touch ups and maybe add onto some tats though. I got my tattoos...my body art for many reasons. Most of them by friends. Hell, I wish I could work at a shop.

 

[enterthemadness]

Oh, don't fool yourself... you don't ****s with me in the slightest. I may be eccentric... but I am that way in real life as well.

But if you think you are ****ing with me and that thought gives you a sense of message board satisfaction... by all means, keep thinking those thoughts.

You know...I am gonna reply with this.

After seeing your old avatar, I have now mentally added to my 'to do list'. Make out with hot Asian Woman with snake tongue and nice lips.

Steven Spielberg or Stanley Kubrick?

Ummm...I've seen more Steven's work. If Stanley did 'The Shining', then, yes, I like the way he handled that movie.

 

[ComicChick]

Only cause you asked nicely. And you like the Carolina Panthers.

It's a long story. It started back in 2007. Trying to talk to her at work and for time sake I'm gonna jump to ****ing Valentine's Day 2008.

Went to work early and got her a gift. Gave it to her that day and got her number. Everything was fine sailing. We talked a bit, we got along together at work...up until I tried to go out with her. This is where I honestly think I was in competition with her and didn't know it at the time. She stood me up twice and wouldn't admit to it. Finally went out to the movies. She asked at work if we could just go as friends (when she knew I wanted something more. *Hint Hint* Probably wasn't the only guy trying to...go out with her). I said yes...we go out...wait wait. Ok, that was before the stand up's. My mom told me to call her up the day we went out. The movie's were awkward. Saw Step Up 2(ok movie), but I wasn't sure what I should do. Kiss her, put my arm around her, etc. Came off as more of a friends thing even though she offered me her drink. The BIG mistake. Was that I let her into my mom's car...while she was waiting on her ride..and...she got creeped out by my Mom asking her questions. .

After that she called me and wanted to be just friends and made promises. It was like she couldn't decide if she wanted to be friends or not. She said 'We can hang out when I get a car' and.....it just ended horrible. But she was one of those girls...that I was like when I first saw her. That good looking in my useless opinion. The fact I got tat to impress her...says a lot. Hell, you could make a case I got more tats to kinda heal. And now I'm addicted. I do like my tats. I feel at ease when getting a tat. Feel excited. And no I'm never getting rid of my tats. I will get touch ups and maybe add onto some tats though. I got my tattoos...my body art for many reasons. Most of them by friends. Hell, I wish I could work at a shop.

so it sounds like your mom taking/picking you up after a "date" turned her off, and by "we can hang out when you get a car" meant when you didnt have to rely on mom and could take care of yourself? fair enough to say?

have you found a job yet?
how are you supporting yourself?

 

[enterthemadness]

so it sounds like your mom taking/picking you up after a "date" turned her off, and by "we can hang out when you get a car" meant when you didnt have to rely on mom and could take care of yourself? fair enough to say?

have you found a job yet?
how are you supporting yourself?

She didn't have a car at the time. She had a suspended license. DWI/DUI('s) for the loss.

No, I haven't. At at that point where I I want one, but I also feel lazy and a piece of worthless ****.

I live at home. I have under 3k left in savings. This is AFTER taking out money to buy food/things and use 858.00 for school.

 

[ComicChick]

www.usajobs.gov

http://www.osp.state.nc.us/jobs/

http://www.north_carolina.jobopenings.net/

www.hiringsource.com/

 

[The Apatow Crew]

What makes you you?

 

[enterthemadness]

www.usajobs.gov

http://www.osp.state.nc.us/jobs/

http://www.north_carolina.jobopenings.net/

www.hiringsource.com/

Thank You. I look at those later and right now. I do know K-mart is hiring...I do it online later today and call them Wednesday. Gotta Call Walmart later AND...ask about my application, ask if I should do a new one, since I can not update my old one from like August...and go to college to pay for school AND.. be useful and help my sister out at her place with painting her baby's room and stuff.

Did I tell you I finally did volunteer work for a wrestling promotion here in town? Help set up the ring and barricade and the chairs for fans. And I can help out any time at the rec center Saturday at 3pm. (That's where they run their shows...every few months) They don't run to many shows there though.

 

[enterthemadness]

What makes you you?

Watching James Franco movies and Paris Hilton. There, you got the truth outta me.

 

[knowsbleed]

Three words for you...


re

su

me.

 

[enterthemadness]

Three words for you...


re

su

me.

re+su+me=resume. I know...

At least I'm going to school full time guys. Going for a Fine Arts degree (currently it's Art degree, so I need to change it tomorrow when I pay for classes).

 

[DarkReflections]

Clapton or Hendrix?

 

[enterthemadness]

Clapton or Hendrix?

Ummm...I know of them, but hardly listen to them. I'd like to hear both before I make a decision.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Ingmar Bergman or Federico Fellini?

 

[Ahura Mazda]

What are you planning to study at University?

How willl your studies help you in what you want to do?

Does going to a highly reputeable school good because of the quality of the education they offer or because of the opportunities that you may be offerred once you graduate?

 

[enterthemadness]

Ingmar Bergman or Federico Fellini?

Who?

What are you planning to study at University?
It's Community College right now. I do wanna transfer to UNC-W though. Just gonna take basic classes at Community.

How willl your studies help you in what you want to do?
Well, at Community, jack ****. Although Public Speaking will help me out.

Does going to a highly reputeable school good because of the quality of the education they offer or because of the opportunities that you may be offerred once you graduate?

I say...the opportunities.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

You should probably google those two names before you go to film school.

Alien Ant Farm or SOAD?