15 Minutes 15 Minutes: DARTHPHERE v3.0

[Darthphere]

Top 10 Comic Book Films? (in order or not, it's up to you).

Jesus, that's hard. In no order really: Superman II, Hellboy, X2, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Hellboy 2, Howard the Duck, X-Men, Iron Man, Supergirl.

If you were gay would you be a manly gay or would you be camp as Christmas?

I'd be pitching that's for sure sweetie.

3 Hypers you'd assassinate if you had a gun and had a good enough aim to hit a cow's arse with a banjo?

See, these are the questions that got me in trouble last time so lets just say 1. A certain mod 2. A virginal comedic movie fan and 3. That dude in the pic with Rupert G.

Why is this 15 minutes going to be better than the last two?

Honestly, it's not going to be because I can't unleash the fury without getting banned for life.

One poster you'd most like to go for a drink with?

PWN3R Ranger.

Favourite banned poster?

TheSumofGod. Only poster ever banned because if nun porn and Blue light holographic technology.

Favourite author?

Michael Chabon.

Who's that guy you always have in your avy?

The Multiple Man Jamie Madrox.

Why am I your favorite Darthophile?

Because you're a walrus, that happens to be magical. I'm sorry who the **** are you again?

Aren't you sick of stroking your own ego?

Yeah, it does get old.

FairTax, yes/no?

If no, please answer why in 100 words or more?

Sure. Anything that allows me to keep all my paycheck I'm down with. Along with OPP.

Darth, is it an honor that I used my 30,000th post to ask you a question, or is it just OK?

Probably just ok since your question really sucks.

Where do I rank in the top 10 posters on SHH of all time?

4. Don't ask me who the top 3 are.

Why is Darth taking so long to rub one out?

I have a giant.....threshold.

Do you like...pie?

****, do I.

Should we forgive you for disappointing the public?

Yes, because I am Darthphere.

Why do you have a Wal-Mart internet connection?

Dude, it's not my internet connection, it's my router. I need to fix that *****.

Phere, did PWN3R scare you away with his genetalia again?

Never. PWN3R's genitals have a unique beauty to them. Almost like a Picasso.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Close this big ole let down please

 

[Darthphere]

I can't unleash the fury SF. I just can't.

 

[Spider-Fan]

And that is why you fail

 

[Halloween]

^ok Yoda.

 

[SsM]

Is the mods not wanting you to be yourself in this Q&A the reason it is severely lacking compared to the first two?

Or do people just not care about these anymore??

 

[Darthphere]

Is the mods not wanting you to be yourself in this Q&A the reason it is severely lacking compared to the first two?

Or do people just not care about these anymore??

A bit of both. My first 15 minutes was classic. I don't think anyone will ever top that. But recently, I got probation banned for telling someone to "Shut the **** up" and was on the edge of being permabanned for it per being on the "Last Chance list". So you could see why I'd be hesitant to really cut loose on these. Also, the questions have kind of sucked.

 

[WompuM]

I can't believe this is happening again.

 

[SsM]

A bit of both. My first 15 minutes was classic. I don't think anyone will ever top that. But recently, I got probation banned for telling someone to "Shut the **** up" and was on the edge of being permabanned for it per being on the "Last Chance list". So you could see why I'd be hesitant to really cut loose on these. Also, the questions have kind of sucked.

Yeah, That's happening ALOT lately. People are dropping like flies.

 

[Johnny Drama]

Would you rather have sex with 10 of the worlds hottest women, or 500 average looking women?

 

[Darthphere]

Would you rather have sex with 10 of the worlds hottest women, or 500 average looking women?

10 of the hottest women. I mean come on, we're all going to end up with an average looking chick eventually.

 

[Johnny Drama]

Would you rather die in a fire or fall from a 30 story building?

 

[Ronny Shade]

Dear Darthphere,

Are you awesome?

Why or why not?

You live in Florida, right?

If I came to Florida would you go clubbing with me?

 

[Darthphere]

Would you rather die in a fire or fall from a 30 story building?

Fall from a building. Less painful.

Dear Darthphere,

Are you awesome?

Why or why not?

You live in Florida, right?

If I came to Florida would you go clubbing with me?

I'm super awesome.

Because I was born when Venus was in retrograde.

Yes, yes I do.

Fo sho. Shot of Patron on me.