15 Minutes 15 Minutes: Erzengel

[Zephyr Alexian]

Interesting stuff Erz.

Have you ever traveled to a Comic-Con, if so what was your favorite part about it?

Favorite SW video game?

Create a hectic slap-stick plot revolving around a series of unfortunate events and cast some hypsters in it:

Final Jeopardy: The answer - 19 times. Your question?

If you could cast another actor to play Spider-Man, who would you choose?

Favorite embarrassing quote from a celeb?

Favorite Hype Tivo moment?

Funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen on a vehicle in front of you?

If you could trade each iq point for a million dollar retainer, how many would you dispense with?

If you chose to take 2 weeks off starting tomorrow, what would you do?

Which date is/would be the worse in your mind? A person with a helium voice or an airhead?

Mario N64 or Super Mario 3?

One of your favorite moments as a gamer?

Your take on a great game for SW?

FPS or RPG?

If you play billards, 8-ball or Nine?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Uncle Dark Knight Ask's-

1, Favorite Bond?

2, Favorite Blonde?

3, Sex with a person of the same sex for a million dollars?

4, how old were you when you lost your virginity?

5, where did you lose it? (you cannot say 'inside a woman')

6, Po-tay-toe or Po-tar-toe?

7, Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ar-toe?

8, Favorite film of 2008 so far?

9, Favorite Film Ever?

10, Favorite film of 1989?

11, What was willis 'talkin bout'?

12, Was Prince right 'if it breaks when it bends you better not put it in'?

 

[Erzengel]

AndThePickles asks:

Oh man, buns with red bean paste are awesome, you gotta try them! Even though I teehee whenever I say "buns."

There are very few beans I like, string/green and jelly beans. I'm not a bean person in general so eating a red bean paste is probably too out there for me. I'm a pretty picky eater.

Do you remember the first time you ever saw Star Wars? What really made you love the franchise?

I don't remember actually. I only remember going to see ROTJ. My parents took me to see ANH and ESB and supplied me with all these toys, so maybe I was pretty vocal about those movies to them.

Do you ever want to shear George Lucas' neck and make turkey soup?

I try not to look directly at it, like other people with unslightly growths on their bodies.

What's your favorite "epic" movie or movies besides Star Wars?

Epic movie? I'd have to say Godfather 1 and 2.

Favorite movies besides Star Wars:
The Indiana Jones Movies
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Most of the Marvel Movies (Spider-Man, X-Men, Iron Man)
Batman Begins and TDK
Clerks and Kevin Smith's other movies
Shawshank Redemption
Seven Samurai

 

[Erzengel]

PWNER asks:

Are you hood rich?

I don't live above my means.

What is the secret behind your love sauce?

I try to drink plenty of water and eat lots of vegetables.

V-Necks or Regular Tees?

V-Necks make my shoulders look bigger.

Pants? Do you wear them?

I wish I didn't have to. Pants are so constricting.

If you could grant mod powers to any one poster that's not currently at mod-hood, who would it be?

AndthePickles

Y: The Last Man. Why haven't you read it?

It's seriously on my list of things to read.

 

[DRUMM3RBOY]

-Choice of Death-

(A) A large group of zombies

(B) A Vampire

(C) Putting Yo Hood Up

(D) The Dragon zord

(E) The Green Ranger

(F) None Of The Above





....Choose wisely

 

[Erzengel]

knowsbleed asks:

What's your normal workday consist of?

I have various jobs within my job. Different projects that I work on ranging from municipal as in jobs that revolve around the municipalities we are Engineers for and private work where we do land development for various private sector applicants.

How much heine do you have to kiss at work?

I laugh at some jokes I normally wouldn't find funny.

What is your retirement plan?

10% of my salary matched by my employer. I want to start doing an IRA one as well.

How many states have you visited?

In alphabetical order:

Arizona
California
Conneticut
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
Illinois
Indiana
Maryland
Massachusetts
New Jersey
New York
Nevada
North Carolina
Ohio
Pennsylvania
South Carolina
Vermont
Virginia

19 States

Which one did you hate the most and why?

Probably Delaware because there's nothing really to do there. Everywhere else, there's pretty much something to do or see in each state.

 

[Erzengel]

Zephyr Alexian aks:

Interesting stuff Erz.

Have you ever traveled to a Comic-Con, if so what was your favorite part about it?

I never been to one, each year I try and see if I can make it to the NYC one but it never pans out.

Favorite SW video game?

Create a hectic slap-stick plot revolving around a series of unfortunate events and cast some hypsters in it:

From the makers of Road Trip and Euro Trip comes a Trip just as poignant.

Over the course of a Summer, 4 strangers on a quest for sex, bond and learn the real meaning of friendship.
​

Staring:
Blind_Fury as the "sex-pert", after making singles of trips to prostitutes, he tries to lead three (3) socially inept friends on a journey to meeting women.

Ghostrider87, thinks of himself quite the ladies man, based on the numerous hugs he's been given through his life.

Kainedamo, adds a foreign flavor by interjecting his many views about women, through his research on the internet and through his very limited experience.

Taiwarriorz21, the southern gentleman, who believes that hunting and nascar is a way to a woman's heart.

This Fall, join them in

Not without my Penis
​

Final Jeopardy: The answer - 19 times. Your question?

How many times is it inserted before she usually wakes up?

If you could cast another actor to play Spider-Man, who would you choose?

I was happy with Tobey MaGuire as Spider-Man. I could have see Jake Gyllenhaal as him though.

Favorite embarrassing quote from a celeb?

I always liked Christina Aguilera saying "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

Favorite Hype Tivo moment?

Anything Ghostrider87, especially, his wish to go to Colombia to meet women.

Funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen on a vehicle in front of you?

I still like the "My kid beat up your honor student."

If you could trade each iq point for a million dollar retainer, how many would you dispense with?

Possibly 10, no more.

If you chose to take 2 weeks off starting tomorrow, what would you do?

Go to the Caribbean, Europe or Hawaii with the girlfriend.

Which date is/would be the worse in your mind? A person with a helium voice or an airhead?

I have sensitive ears however, I have low patience but I think I'd go with the former and the helium voice, I think I could tolerate that more.

Mario N64 or Super Mario 3?

Super Mario 3. I never had a N64.

One of your favorite moments as a gamer?

I thought the big reveal in KOTOR was pretty good. One of my best achievements is Gears of War on Insane beating the whole thing.

Your take on a great game for SW?

X-Wing or Tie-Fighter for the Next Gen System.

FPS or RPG?

Most FPS gives me headaches if I play it too long so I have to go with a RPG.

If you play billards, 8-ball or Nine?

Nine.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Let's say you were married(don't know if you are or not) to a beautiful women who you've been in marriage with for 15 years. You both love each other very much. One day while driving home both of you get into a car accident. You break your leg but she dies. Two days later you get a call from the doctor, he tells you to come to the hospital right away as he says your wife is alive again. You get to the hospital and he explains that your wife signed a contract 2 years before she met you for a brain transplant experiment. The experiment is to take her brain and put it into someone elses body if she is to die. The doctor goes ahead and explains that this has been achieved and that your wife is alive and well but in someone elses body. You walk into the room to check on your wife. She is alive and remembers everything, only problem is, shes 8 years old. The doctor explains that, that is the only body that was available at the time. The 8 year old girl was an orphan and no body cared for her so they got permission to use the body.

Your wife returns home with you after a few weeks. She knows everything, from inside jokes to personal things about you. One night while both of you are talking about everything shes rubs your leg. She wants to make love to you, she misses you so much...What do you do?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Let's say you were married(don't know if you are or not) to a beautiful women who you've been in marriage with for 15 years. You both love each other very much. One day while driving home both of you get into a car accident. You break your leg but she dies. Two days later you get a call from the doctor, he tells you to come to the hospital right away as he says your wife is alive again. You get to the hospital and he explains that your wife signed a contract 2 years before she met you for a brain transplant experiment. The experiment is to take her brain and put it into someone elses body if she is to die. The doctor goes ahead and explains that this has been achieved and that your wife is alive and well but in someone elses body. You walk into the room to check on your wife. She is alive and remembers everything, only problem is, shes 8 years old. The doctor explains that, that is the only body that was available at the time. The 8 year old girl was an orphan and no body cared for her so they got permission to use the body.

Your wife returns home with you after a few weeks. She knows everything, from inside jokes to personal things about you. One night while both of you are talking about everything shes rubs your leg. She wants to make love to you, she misses you so much...What do you do?

Whoa dude, thats some imagination you got there, sounds like a movie.

 

[knowsbleed]

Sounds like a pedo flick.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Whoa dude, thats some imagination you got there, sounds like a movie.

It was a question someone asked a Kevin Smith Q&A. I'm curious to know what other people would do in that situation.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

It was a question someone asked a Kevin Smith Q&A. I'm curious to know what other people would do in that situation.

You should make a thread with that as the question, i'd love to see peoples replys. What did Kevin Smith say?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

You should make a thread with that as the question, i'd love to see peoples replys. What did Kevin Smith say?

I think he said something like he couldn't be physically attracted to an 8 year old. And there is not way he would make love to her.

Haha I should make a thread t:

 

[SapphirePrima]

What's Your Favorite Sitcom?

What's Your Favorite Character From Heroes?

What is Your Most Embarrassing Moment?

 

[Erzengel]

The-Dark-Knight asks:

Uncle Dark Knight Ask's-

1, Favorite Bond?

2, Favorite Blonde?

Rachel Nichols - Scarlet in the GI-Joe Movie

3, Sex with a person of the same sex for a million dollars?

No amount of money. Cause even if I never touched a man again, I'd still be gay. Yes I know not figuratively but in the court of public opinion.

4, how old were you when you lost your virginity?

It was in college...

5, where did you lose it? (you cannot say 'inside a woman')

...with my first girlfriend at her house when her parents weren't home. The only interesting part of the story well besides the whole losing it, was that I didn't tell her I wasn't a virgin. So I either was really good, or the people she was before me were very bad.

6, Po-tay-toe or Po-tar-toe?

Po-tay-toe and I think you mean "Po-tah-toe?

7, Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ar-toe?

Tom-ay-toe

8, Favorite film of 2008 so far?

So far The Dark Knight with Wall-E close second.

9, Favorite Film Ever?

Already answered.

10, Favorite film of 1989?

11, What was willis 'talkin bout'?

His sister Kimberly.

12, Was Prince right 'if it breaks when it bends you better not put it in'?

Yes cause that is a serious medical condition although if you are still able to, wow.

 

[Erzengel]

DRUMM3RBOY asks:

-Choice of Death-

(A) A large group of zombies

(B) A Vampire

(C) Putting Yo Hood Up

(D) The Dragon zord

(E) The Green Ranger

(F) None Of The Above

....Choose wisely

(F) None of the Above

Ideally, in the arms of one or several beautiful women.

 

[Erzengel]

Lunar_Wolf asks:

Let's say you were married(don't know if you are or not) to a beautiful women who you've been in marriage with for 15 years. You both love each other very much. One day while driving home both of you get into a car accident. You break your leg but she dies. Two days later you get a call from the doctor, he tells you to come to the hospital right away as he says your wife is alive again. You get to the hospital and he explains that your wife signed a contract 2 years before she met you for a brain transplant experiment. The experiment is to take her brain and put it into someone elses body if she is to die. The doctor goes ahead and explains that this has been achieved and that your wife is alive and well but in someone elses body. You walk into the room to check on your wife. She is alive and remembers everything, only problem is, shes 8 years old. The doctor explains that, that is the only body that was available at the time. The 8 year old girl was an orphan and no body cared for her so they got permission to use the body.

Your wife returns home with you after a few weeks. She knows everything, from inside jokes to personal things about you. One night while both of you are talking about everything shes rubs your leg. She wants to make love to you, she misses you so much...What do you do?

That's a trick question because that leg she rubbed was broken.

 

[Erzengel]

SapphirePrima asks:

What's Your Favorite Sitcom?

What's Your Favorite Character From Heroes?

I pretty much identified with Peter in the 1st Season, not so much into the 2nd and 3rd.

What is Your Most Embarrassing Moment?

Having a girl's parents walk in me and their daughter.

 

[Erzengel]

More questions!!!

 

[Drizzle]

Do you like my new avatar?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Why do you love me so much?

 

[Erzengel]

Drizzle asks:

Do you like my new avatar?

I actually do and like how Marvel did a nod to Ultimate Nick Fury.

 

[Erzengel]

The Original Bamfer asks:

Why do you love me so much?

Cause I know you're on Team Erzengel, and I love all my supporters and fans. :heart:

 

[Untilteld]

Alright, so you go on a dream date with a boy, who is great with the ladies, either ...

a) he makes a move in the car you let him
b) you make him walk you to your door and kiss him good night, with tongue.
c) you make him work for it, you make him take you on another date.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

The Original Bamfer asks:



Cause I know you're on Team Erzengel, and I love all my supporters and fans. :heart:

How do you feel that I am thoroughly saddened by your answer?