15 Minutes 15 Minutes: Erzengel

[Erzengel]

Untilteld asks:

Alright, so you go on a dream date with a boy, who is great with the ladies, either ...

a) he makes a move in the car you let him
b) you make him walk you to your door and kiss him good night, with tongue.
c) you make him work for it, you make him take you on another date.

C.

I'm not a cheap ****, just because he buys me dinner and a movie, doesn't mean he can get into my panties.

 

[Erzengel]

The Original Bamfer asks:

How do you feel that I am thoroughly saddened by your answer?

Is it because I treat you like a number? Maybe I noticed you more if you dressed better. Try dressing sexier. Also, I don't think you are using all your assets.

 

[Eggyman]

More questions!!!

lol

Ok! Some random questions . . .


Which film do you prefer: Fight Club or The Usual Suspects?

Are you looking forward to The Watchmen film? And do you like the GN of the same name?

Are you Spartacus?

Do you prefer Batman to work alone or with Robin?

Who's your favourite band that has the name Foo Fighters in their name?

How many times have you completed Star Wars: The Force Unleashed?

It's short, isn't it?

But good?

Do you prefer George Romero's Dawn of the Dead or Day of the Dead?

Do you understand what happened at the end of Donnie Darko?

Do you understand the ending of American Psycho?

Me too.

Your favourite Bond?

Favourite actor who has played the character of Batman?

Is that enough?

 

[Poetic Chaos]

If I get a tattoo of the filipino sun, should I get just the sun or the sun surrounded by the 3 stars?

 

[Rando]

do you like me...

 

[Prison Mike]

which would win in a fight, a taco or a grilled cheese sandwich?

 

[bullets]

who's the next president of the united states :

a) Obama
b) McCain
c) other.

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

More questions!!!

M'kay. Kudos on the responses for the hypothetical movie and the final jeopardy question. I got the laugh I had hoped for.

If you had to choose a game show to host, which one would you pick and and how would you improve it?

Do you think that Bob Barker was wrong for having tricky hands?

If Happy Gilmore was your nephew, would you disown him or bring him into the family business?

If someone asked you: "how do you eat your peaches," would you -

A) feel slightly uncomfortable
B) choose not to make direct eye contact and slowly keep walking
C) violently grab a delectable peach, take a bite, scream like Mr.T
D) flip them a bird
E) None of the Above - Elaborate: Hint - MAKE WITH THE FUNNY!

One of the funniest internet pics you've ever come across?

Would you agree with this?

You're forced to take a road trip with someone you like who happens to bring along people whom you dislike: how do you cope?

Does the term underage frighten you into refraining from thoughts of chloroform?

You walk into a small restaurant and lo and behold: You see the Soup Nazi. He sees you and screams 'NO SOUP FOR YOU!!' Why?

A) You walked in laughing in a very loud way
B) He doesn't like your polo
C) On the last trip, he caught you staring at another female customer's bread n' butter
D) You didn't leave a complimentary tip
E) None of the Above - Elaborate: Hint - MAKE WITH THE FUNNY

If you could bring back one banned poster to be the head mod for a month, who would you, and what reign of terror would that unleash? Be specific.

Now it's time to play Poster Recall; I name something and you name the first poster that comes to mind.

Peeping Tom?
Slightly creepy?
The silent type?
Perplexing?
A felon in the making?
Thread killer?
Unwanted?

Now, to counteract a possible wave of complaints, give one positive adjective about the ones you stated above.

Do grande chi-chi's appeal to you or do they just seem to get in the way after a while?

If you lived in the fictional world portrayed in 'Sin City', who would you be? Why?

Name two very attractive starlets? Which one do you chose?

If the one you chose turns out to be a closet tranny, how do you react?

You're eating a meal and you spot a long stringy hair in your meal. What do you do?

Zombies exist and for some reason, they don't attack you or people you know. Do you try to help save mankind or teach the newbies 'Thriller'?

Would you wear all yellow if your other half was adamant about you doing so?

You're playing volleyball at the beach when mutated sharks start jumping out of the water and gorging anything in site. Do you:

A) use the force
B) gasp in horror
C) rip one of the goal posts out of the ground and send those gilled freaks back to the deep.
D) *****slap the nearest person and run because you don't have to run fastest, only avoid the slowest flight
E) None of the Above - Elaborate: Hint - MAKE WITH THE FUNNY

You're a world-weary cop in Philly. You've been assigned a new partner. Which Hypester would be this new partner? Why?

Ok, you and your partner have been together for 5 yrs. His fiancee' is his only point of conversation. She's one of the most beautiful women you ever seen before. Your partner and his gf respect your opinion very much, so one day, she comes to you and says that she feels like she's marrying the wrong person. She makes an advance. What do you do?

Your partner dies in a firefight? Now what do you do if you haven't already done it?

She reveals to you that she's already married; your partner never knew and now you do. What do you do?

After you left her house, you're still coping with the startling revelation. You don't notice that her husband is following you. He got a tip that a cop has been parlaying something that belongs to him and it has been ongoing. He thinks that you're the deceased partner. Do you:

A) Play dumb and tell him that you're just the pool boy?
B) Ask him if he really wants to mess with a cop
C) Try to explain the situation to him
D) Brush off your falsetto and let him know how the woman is
E) None of the Above - Elaborate: Hint - MAKE WITH THE FUNNY

You stop at a gas station and see a blood soaked woman running toward you screaming about her marbles. Do you:

A) Bob and weave, then use a few combos to put her down
B) Give her that crazy look and make random threats
C) Tell her to calm down as your hands slyly seek advantage
D) Get in your vehicle, roll up the windows and pretend it was all a dream
E) None of the Above - Elaborate: Hint - MAKE WITH THE FUNNY

Megatron, Galvatron, and Starscream each secretly come to you with a plan to thwart the other. Whom do you side with?

If you were in Miami Vice as a villain, what kind would you portray, and who would play Bonnie to your Clyde?

You travel to the movie theater to see a film; it's terrible. You try to get up but you can't control your body. Do you:

A) Tell the person you came with
B) Scream bloody murder
C) Start whistling about sitting on the dock of the bay
D) Go to sleep
E) None of the Above - Elaborate: Hint - MAKE WITH THE FUNNY

Ok Erz. You're no longer Erz. You're a young Revan. It's before the Mandalorian Wars. Which poster is your Malak?

You and Malak enter the Jedi chambers and see Vandar, your old master, and the other members of the council. They try to dissuade you from joining the war effort. Sabers are drawn and lines are crossed. What happened?

You sneak aboard an imperial cruiser to steal some spatial coordinates. You're a force adept who's really a space pirate. How do you avoid capture and escape with the prize?

Bastila challenges you to a duel; you know that she cannot win, but also that she's irrational due to her fall to the dark side. Do you take her down?

You're given the opportunity to combine two animated shows. Which two?

You're one of the staff at the Avenger's gov't facility. What position are you?

You meet a homeless man who promises to grant you one wish if you give him a caramel macchiato. You refuse, but someone you know acquiesces. They get their wish. How do you react?

You're in front the Hype Lords on Korriban and they want to ban you via extermination from this communal meeting ground. Your last posts will determine your fate. Do you:

A) draw your saber and go for broke
B) placate and bide your time
C) Scream 'it's not possible'
D) Go into one of the Sith tombs
E) None of the Above - Elaborate and MAKE WITH THE FUNNY:grrrr:

Are the yellow pages really as informative as the man with the deep voice claims?

If you had to pick a spoiler that you would want to reveal to an unwilling party, what would it be?

Your favorite smiley?

If SW didn't exist, how great a change would that create for you?

You work for a crime syndicate: what position are you?

One historical figure who you like to meet, have dinner with, and explain their future to before it actually happens.

A risk/reward that worked in your favor?

If you were a cop, would you take bribes? Let bosom beauties off with warnings? Eat Krispy Kremes? Charge dealers for Block space?

If you were an ex-felon, would you bribe cops, fondle bosoms, send boxes of krispy kremes to the station chiefs, and set up you new base of operations in a home for the elderly?

Scarface or Carlito?

If a man came to you and made you an offer you couldn't refuse, how would you react and what would you do to make peace?

Your car starts talking to you; Bumblebee or Kit?

Which of the five main senses could you live without? Touch, taste, sight, smell, or hearing?

If one person asked you to help them out and you didn't, would you feel guilty when you discovered that they were now deceased?

Is green a fascist color?

Are tampons life's way of saying, "not this time?"

The Avengers meet with Spider-Man and you get a chance to hear the closed door conversation about the next threat to humanity, life as we know it, blah, blah, blah. During a brief intermission, you get a chance to speak to Parker. What do you say?

Lois leaves Clark for you. He looks you dead in the eye and says, "Nothing lasts forever." How do you respond?

You see a UFO. What do you do?

An unbalanced inebriated individual is approaching you with used syringe in his hand. He wants money. What do you do?

Do another movie scenario with hypesters because the last one was hilarious: . . . . . . .

[Etta]At last, at last, at last[James] Finally, describe the night you pop the big question and are met with a stern no / your reaction / the following night when you pop the big question and are met with the revelation that no really meant yes?

*phew*

Did you expect this when you asked for more questions?

Did you expect it to end after you read finally?

What phrase from Yoda helped push you through to the end?

Define limited in a humorous way?

You're done. Now, make with the sigh of accomplished relief.

 

[Allen!]

Erz, Mr. Asian...

What are the intercepts of -3x+5y-2z=60?

Write an equation for this line :
through (-2,1) and parallel to y+-3x+1

Summarize Democritus' ideas about atoms.

Where is sodim azide found?

When is 0 a significant number?

Yuh yuh yuh?

Ayo, I got dat (blank) son.

 

[Gilpesh]

So Erz, how glad are you that your fifteen minutes didn't pull a JAL's fifteen minutes and just suck ass?

 

[Erzengel]

Eggyman asks:

lol

Ok! Some random questions . . .


Which film do you prefer: Fight Club or The Usual Suspects?

I have both on DVD but I feel that Fight Club as good as it is, is one of those movies that became too popular, to the point of "trendy". So I have to say Usual Suspects.

Are you looking forward to The Watchmen film? And do you like the GN of the same name?

Watchmen right now is the #1 movie I am looking forward to next year. The trailer got me really excited for this movie. And the graphic novel is probably one of my Top 5.

Are you Spartacus?

Wouldn't it be great if I lead the rest of the posters here into an uprising against the Tyranny? *sigh*

Do you prefer Batman to work alone or with Robin?

Both? I like Batman working solo in the movies, because as of right now I don't think Robin can be translated successfully on screen. In the comic books, I feel that it adds to the Batman character. Plus, I think of Nightwing and Robin as sons of Batman and the only true successors.

Who's your favourite band that has the name Foo Fighters in their name?

That would have to be the Fool Fighters.

How many times have you completed Star Wars: The Force Unleashed?

My 360 gave me the 3 rings of death on the 13th, but I still bought it on the 16th, still awaiting to play the game.

It's short, isn't it?

I've heard this.

But good?

I'm a sucker for Star Wars games, even the ones such as Teras Kasi, I liked.

Do you prefer George Romero's Dawn of the Dead or Day of the Dead?

I prefer Dawn of the Dead better. Although the idea of the military starting to do research was interesting.

Do you understand what happened at the end of Donnie Darko?

Alas, I've yet to see this.

Do you understand the ending of American Psycho?

The book is a little more ambiguous about the ending.

Me too.

Your favourite Bond?

Already stated this.

Favourite actor who has played the character of Batman?

Kevin Conroy

Is that enough?

Yes, thank you for playing.

 

[Erzengel]

Poetic Chaos asks:

If I get a tattoo of the filipino sun, should I get just the sun or the sun surrounded by the 3 stars?

Go balls out dude.

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

*stretches fingers*

Just a little more. . . .

You're now a therapist:

If Pauly Shore and Dana Carvey came to you crying about how they had lost their edge, what advice would you give them?

What advice would you give to a gorgeous, yet extremely impressionable and confused young starlet who was looking for answers?

You can stop time and people, but you can still move around: what's the first thing that you do?

If you had to Han Solo one hypester, who would it be and how would you compensate Boba(another member of your choosing) if it didn't work out?

Would you feel like less of a man if a pre-teen juvenile hit you with a sucker punch and proceeded to steal your vehicle?

You win a contest and are afforded the opportunity to speak on Conan O'brien. He attempts to make light of you; he says:

1) oh. . . .ha,ha,ha, that wasn't funny!!! (after a joke you tell)
and you reply?

2)uh-oh Max. I think he's trying to steal my thunder! *goofy head/hair Conan shake*(following another successful joke)
Reply?

3) *jumps on desk* *points and laughs*(following crowd applause for you)
Reply?

Go to commercial break . . . . .
He whispers in your ear: "Hey pal, stop trying to upstage me; get it together."
Reply?

*All replies must be polarizing.t:

So, a fat guy steps in line ahead of you at a fast food restaurant. You asked him to validate his action. He tells you that his stomach is bigger than yours, so deal with. You can't resist, so you say something that you later regret. What did you say?

If Mr. Glass was your next door neighbor, name a few ways that you would subtly remind him of his brittle nature.

You see a guy under your mid-sized pick up and he's attempting to creatively acquire your catalytic converter. What do you do?

Etta James 'At Last' is playing on the jukebox in a dimly lit cafe. You're by yourself when you gaze upon this pyt. Do you take a chance, slow dance, and see if it leads to romance or do you ignore the dame who primps her face, and walk away?

You're with a friend who is a chauvinist. His relationship advice consists of "a hard hand, a soft *$$." Do you:
A) chuckle and think, "you're on to something there."
B) think, "that's outrageous. I'm offended."
C) feel it applies to certain types
D) add a funnier extension to the conversation (feel free to improvise and add one)(In fact, I chose D for you, so go ahead and do that)

A blind person is stalking you. What do you do?

You discover that they're not really blind; the shades have x-ray capability. How do you respond? Does the response involve a weapon? If so, elaborate. If not, why doesn't it? Violence solves everything.

A person wants to pay you $2500 bucks to dress up like a Jedi. The only catch is that you're going to be a pinata and hit with carbon fiber sabers for over an hour by kids under the age of 12 but over 6. Do you do it?

(If you say yes, you get to meet George Lucas and tour ILM? Possibly even get an invite to New Zealand to visit the WETA workshop. However, you received a fracture from one of the kids, so your arm is in a sling)
(If you say no, the person says ok, but their little nephew Johnny [the kid's party] catches you off guard and kicks you in. . . .of all the places to do it)

Post a funny picture.

Ok, now post a funny risque(not risque enough for a mod to send me a pm; "borderline I'll let it slide risque") picture that relates to the one above, but make it suspenseful by placing it in a spoiler.

Finish this sentence: At your own risk_________________________

Finish these sentences:

I don't want to_______________________

I can't find my________________________

Are you sure it's______________________

That's not___________________________

I can't believe_________________________

Name one experience that made you smile about how efficient you were at manipulation?

Name an example where you felt like you were manipulated, but you went along with it.

Cast a 'Hype Tragedy' and give a synopsis because you have a talent for that.

You get up to use the restroom at a movie theater. You enter the facilities and encounter a drunk man dry humping one of the sinks and singing 'A Little Less Conversation' in a detached slur. How do you react?

You've been brainwashed; you don't remember a lot, but you desire to know what happened to you. What's the first thing that you do and how do you eventually find out the truth?

You decide to purchase a sports franchise. Which one?

Make up a story that ends with a joke from George Carlin.

Make up a story based on that joke and end it with a joke from the Hype's Tivo.

Now, take those two jokes and put them into a larger joke that tops the first two, and makes a trilogy of hilarity.

Show a picture with no wording that describes that joke.

If you communicated with three very attractive ladies who ran private operations for you, they would reply, "Good Morning Charlie," and you would reply? (please make this suggestive. . . .but not toOoOoOo)

Your reaction to some of the posts that you read for better or worst?

If you were walking the line in one of those Levi commercials, what would you think about while performing this task?

You just laughed hysterically. Type the joke that made you do so.

Ok, that's it for me.

 

[Erzengel]

Rando asks:

do you like me...

Before I answer this, you must do the Truffle Shuffle.

 

[Erzengel]

Prison Mike asks:

which would win in a fight, a taco or a grilled cheese sandwich?

How can a taco filled with fiesta goodness be defeated by a grilled cheese sandwich? Taco hands down.

*taco flavored kisses*

 

[Erzengel]

bullets asks:

who's the next president of the united states :

a) Obama
b) McCain
c) other.

I think McCain will win.

 

[Erzengel]

Zephyr Alexian asks: Part I

M'kay. Kudos on the responses for the hypothetical movie and the final jeopardy question. I got the laugh I had hoped for.

If you had to choose a game show to host, which one would you pick and and how would you improve it?

I'd make sure I was packing in case a former Austrian bodybuilder turned governor tried to usurp my power.

Do you think that Bob Barker was wrong for having tricky hands?

Have you seen any of Barker's beauties?

How can he not try and diddle as many as he could?

If Happy Gilmore was your nephew, would you disown him or bring him into the family business?

Didn't he bring in millions at the end? I'd bring him into the family business and f'ing market the crap out of his face.

If someone asked you: "how do you eat your peaches," would you -

A) feel slightly uncomfortable
B) choose not to make direct eye contact and slowly keep walking
C) violently grab a delectable peach, take a bite, scream like Mr.T
D) flip them a bird
E) None of the Above - Elaborate: Hint - MAKE WITH THE FUNNY!

Pull down my pants and split that peach in two!!!

One of the funniest internet pics you've ever come across?

Recently.

Would you agree with this?

Even that is an improvement, however I was only slight disappointed by that film. 2 and a half stars?

You're forced to take a road trip with someone you like who happens to bring along people whom you dislike: how do you cope?

Actually this would work on both of them.

Does the term underage frighten you into refraining from thoughts of chloroform?

That's why you always check the pocketbook before you have your way with an unconscious girl. I've always have taken a staunch stance on statutory rape.

You walk into a small restaurant and lo and behold: You see the Soup Nazi. He sees you and screams 'NO SOUP FOR YOU!!' Why?

A) You walked in laughing in a very loud way
B) He doesn't like your polo
C) On the last trip, he caught you staring at another female customer's bread n' butter
D) You didn't leave a complimentary tip
E) None of the Above - Elaborate: Hint - MAKE WITH THE FUNNY

I thrust my hand in between the top of the rib cage, so he loses his breath, I'd then, pull his pants down and dip his balls into that soup. And then, well, I'd probably wouldn't want to eat that soup afterwards.

If you could bring back one banned poster to be the head mod for a month, who would you, and what reign of terror would that unleash? Be specific.

Probably one of the greatest posters ever to walk through the halls of SHH. Tukiluka. I'm sure he'd ridicule every moderator who had it coming, unleash everything from the VIP lounge and leave SHH into utter anarchy.

Now it's time to play Poster Recall; I name something and you name the first poster that comes to mind.

Peeping Tom? - Kainedamo
Slightly creepy? - Ghostrider87
The silent type? - MEHZEB
Perplexing? - JAL
A felon in the making? - The Joker 1000
Thread killer? - Lunar Wolf
Unwanted? - Casey

Now, to counteract a possible wave of complaints, give one positive adjective about the ones you stated above.

Employed - Kainedamo
Schooled - Ghostrider87
Moderating - MEHZEB
Theatrical - JAL
"Gangsta" - The Joker 1000
Lounger - Lunar Wolf
Female - Casey

Do grande chi-chi's appeal to you or do they just seem to get in the way after a while?

What's a grande Chi Chi? We use to have a restaurant by my house called Chi Chis.

If you lived in the fictional world portrayed in 'Sin City', who would you be? Why?

Because he doesn't die.


End of Part I because I have to go and watch eat and watch Heroes.

 

[DBella]

List three things that you like best about yourself.

If you can change one thing about anything, what would it be?

Do you like the SW prequels?

If there's a movie to be made about you, what genre will it be? Who would you like to direct the movie and who would you cast as yourself (can't say "myself")?

How many siblings do you have?

Have you lived in NJ all your life?

Of all the places you've visited, name one that you like best... so much that you'd like to retire there.

 

[Mee]

Am I in the Justice League yet? I'll take Wilhelm's spot!

 

[Mee]

Also, Ronny Shade, Asian?

 

[Ziggyman]

Do you feel you are well liked on the Hype?

Favourite posters on here?

Favourite usernames?

Would you consider moving to Canada?

 

[Erzengel]

Zephyr Alexian asks: Part II

Name two very attractive starlets?

Which one do you chose?

1. Kim Smith, 2. Keeley Hazell

If the one you chose turns out to be a closet tranny, how do you react?

I'd never speak a word of it to anyone ever. And I'd also apologize to my penis.

You're eating a meal and you spot a long stringy hair in your meal. What do you do?

I'm get grossed out easily when it comes to my food so I'd probably stop eating it or bring the food back.

Zombies exist and for some reason, they don't attack you or people you know. Do you try to help save mankind or teach the newbies 'Thriller'?

I do love that Thriller dance. But nothing is more exhilarating than blowing the brains of zombies. Thank you Resident Evil and House of the Dead video games.

Would you wear all yellow if your other half was adamant about you doing so?

Unless is was for a specific purpose, or was going to lead to some good sex, she better have a good f'ing reason why I'm dressing in yellow. And if it was for the aforementioned reasons, yes.

You're playing volleyball at the beach when mutated sharks start jumping out of the water and gorging anything in site. Do you:

A) use the force
B) gasp in horror
C) rip one of the goal posts out of the ground and send those gilled freaks back to the deep.
D) *****slap the nearest person and run because you don't have to run fastest, only avoid the slowest flight
E) None of the Above - Elaborate: Hint - MAKE WITH THE FUNNY

C) Just to hear the musical sounds of cold hard steel hitting wet, mammal flesh. *salivate*

You're a world-weary cop in Philly. You've been assigned a new partner. Which Hypester would be this new partner? Why?

Runt. For some reason, I feel she's be good with a gun and also for sexual tension.

Ok, you and your partner have been together for 5 yrs. His fiancee' is his only point of conversation. She's one of the most beautiful women you ever seen before. Your partner and his gf respect your opinion very much, so one day, she comes to you and says that she feels like she's marrying the wrong person. She makes an advance. What do you do?

I'm a man of honor who thinks loyalty over his own needs. I'd let my partner marry his fiance.

Your partner dies in a firefight? Now what do you do if you haven't already done it?

I'd bone her ass because I'd feel that's what he wanted me to do.

She reveals to you that she's already married; your partner never knew and now you do. What do you do?

I'd start pinning my partner's murder on her.

After you left her house, you're still coping with the startling revelation. You don't notice that her husband is following you. He got a tip that a cop has been parlaying something that belongs to him and it has been ongoing. He thinks that you're the deceased partner. Do you:

A) Play dumb and tell him that you're just the pool boy?
B) Ask him if he really wants to mess with a cop
C) Try to explain the situation to him
D) Brush off your falsetto and let him know how the woman is
E) None of the Above - Elaborate: Hint - MAKE WITH THE FUNNY

I'd take my gun and bludgeon his face so that every day he looks in a mirror he's going to remember me and what I did to him and his woman.

 

[Erzengel]

Zephyr Alexian asks: Part III

You stop at a gas station and see a blood soaked woman running toward you screaming about her marbles. Do you:

A) Bob and weave, then use a few combos to put her down
B) Give her that crazy look and make random threats
C) Tell her to calm down as your hands slyly seek advantage
D) Get in your vehicle, roll up the windows and pretend it was all a dream
E) None of the Above - Elaborate: Hint - MAKE WITH THE FUNNY

Invite her back to my house and help her out of the blood soaked clothes and then hang on for a ride cause everybody knows that crazy girls are the best in bed.

Megatron, Galvatron, and Starscream each secretly come to you with a plan to thwart the other. Whom do you side with?

Megatron hands down because

A) Megatron > Galvatron
B) You can't f'ing trust Starscream, he'd find a way to screw you over.

If you were in Miami Vice as a villain, what kind would you portray, and who would play Bonnie to your Clyde?

The Far East Yakuza type villian, who runs all of the Chinatown part of Miami. And I'd take a white girlfriend such as ATP or DBella because that's how you know you made it as a foreign villian by having white arm candy.

You travel to the movie theater to see a film; it's terrible. You try to get up but you can't control your body. Do you:

A) Tell the person you came with
B) Scream bloody murder
C) Start whistling about sitting on the dock of the bay
D) Go to sleep
E) None of the Above - Elaborate: Hint - MAKE WITH THE FUNNY

I'd try and fall over and crawl or roll my way out of the theater singing I'm sending a SOS.

Ok Erz. You're no longer Erz. You're a young Revan. It's before the Mandalorian Wars. Which poster is your Malak?

Probably, Mee because I can see him a traitorous dog who tries to screw me over.

You and Malak enter the Jedi chambers and see Vandar, your old master, and the other members of the council. They try to dissuade you from joining the war effort. Sabers are drawn and lines are crossed. What happened?

Vandar gets a lightsaber in the chest while Malak takes out the rest of the council.

You sneak aboard an imperial cruiser to steal some spatial coordinates. You're a force adept who's really a space pirate. How do you avoid capture and escape with the prize?

I'd steal the uniform of an Imperial Officer and then use force persuasion on the Admiral that he has been relieved and I was in charge. Then I'd have all the crew meet in the docking bay for a big announcement and that announcement would be opening up the bay doors and having them be sucked out into space.

Bastila challenges you to a duel; you know that she cannot win, but also that she's irrational due to her fall to the dark side. Do you take her down?

Of course, but not after tempting her to go to the dark side, and then tempting her to take off her clothes.

You're given the opportunity to combine two animated shows. Which two?

Hmmm.....Voltron and Robotech Voltron taking out some of those Zentradi warships.

You're one of the staff at the Avenger's gov't facility. What position are you?

A higher up in the science department, taking alien technology and transferring it to human uses.

You meet a homeless man who promises to grant you one wish if you give him a caramel macchiato. You refuse, but someone you know acquiesces. They get their wish. How do you react?

I'd beat up my acquaintance after he got what he wished for.

You're in front the Hype Lords on Korriban and they want to ban you via extermination from this communal meeting ground. Your last posts will determine your fate. Do you:

A) draw your saber and go for broke
B) placate and bide your time
C) Scream 'it's not possible'
D) Go into one of the Sith tombs
E) None of the Above - Elaborate and MAKE WITH THE FUNNY:grrrr:

Dude, A. Just like anything in KOTOR or Mass Effect, you always go for the ones that give you dark side or negative points. Also, they are no match for my power.

Are the yellow pages really as informative as the man with the deep voice claims?

Yes, because James Earl Jones would not tell us no lies.

If you had to pick a spoiler that you would want to reveal to an unwilling party, what would it be?

Easy. Empire Strikes Back, Vader is Luke's father.

Your favorite smiley?

followed by :heart:.

If SW didn't exist, how great a change would that create for you?

Obviously, I wouldn't have much of a Star Wars collection. But I do collect other stuff such as Transformers, Marvel and DC stuff. And I guess my favorite movie would be Raiders of the Lost Ark.

You work for a crime syndicate: what position are you?

You know I like to lead, and be in charge, but I'm also lazy. So I think I'd be a good #2, like Starscream or Destro.

One historical figure who you like to meet, have dinner with, and explain their future to before it actually happens.

Hitler, you know to dissuade him.

A risk/reward that worked in your favor?

Dating 2 girls at once.

If you were a cop, would you take bribes?

No.

Let bosom beauties off with warnings?

Yes.

Eat Krispy Kremes?

I already do.

Charge dealers for Block space?

Depends if they gave me information.

If you were an ex-felon, would you bribe cops,

Yes.

fondle bosoms,

Yes.

send boxes of krispy kremes to the station chiefs,

and set up you new base of operations in a home for the elderly?

Yes.

Scarface or Carlito?

Carlito. At least I'd do one thing honorably.

If a man came to you and made you an offer you couldn't refuse, how would you react and what would you do to make peace?

I wouldn't insult him and have him cut off the head of my prized horse.

Your car starts talking to you; Bumblebee or Kit?

If it's movie Bumblebee, then Bumblebee.

Which of the five main senses could you live without? Touch, taste, sight, smell, or hearing?

Taste. It was an easy decision to make. I just thought of making love to a woman, which senses would help me out the least.

If one person asked you to help them out and you didn't, would you feel guilty when you discovered that they were now deceased?

Yes, because sometimes I'm overly conscientious.

Is green a fascist color?

I would think red, white and black were. So no.

Are tampons life's way of saying, "not this time?"

More specifically, "dodged a bullet".

The Avengers meet with Spider-Man and you get a chance to hear the closed door conversation about the next threat to humanity, life as we know it, blah, blah, blah. During a brief intermission, you get a chance to speak to Parker. What do you say?

So you have Black Cat's phone number?

Lois leaves Clark for you. He looks you dead in the eye and says, "Nothing lasts forever." How do you respond?

By building a house made of lead and mining the world for kryptonite.

You see a UFO. What do you do?

Stop drinking.

An unbalanced inebriated individual is approaching you with used syringe in his hand. He wants money. What do you do?

Take his hand and stab himself in the knee, and with his head down, a hammer fist in the back of the head.

Do another movie scenario with hypesters because the last one was hilarious: . . . . . . .

Robotech Macross Saga

Ben Dixon - Colossal Spoons
Claudia Grant - AndthePickles
Henry Gloval - Willhelm-Scream
Kim Young - Runt
Lisa Hayes - Daisy
Lynn Kyle - The Original Bamfer
Lynn Minmei - Jolie Mendez
Maximillian Sterling - Erzengel
Rick Hunter - Mee
Roy Fokker - Shadowboxing
Sammie Porter - ComicChick
Vanessa Leeds - Anita18
Azonia - Kel
Breetai - Morg
Dolza - Malice
Exedore - Lightning Strykz
Khyron - Joseph Freefall
Miriya - DBella

[Etta]At last, at last, at last[James] Finally, describe the night you pop the big question and are met with a stern no / your reaction / the following night when you pop the big question and are met with the revelation that no really meant yes?

Well after the first night, it'd probably be like someone kicked me in the balls and ripped out my heart at the same time. The next night would be like having my ears and balls tickeled at the same time.

*phew*

Did you expect this when you asked for more questions?

Actually, I was hoping.

Did you expect it to end after you read finally?

Actually, I did.

What phrase from Yoda helped push you through to the end?

Awww....cannot get your ship out.

Define limited in a humorous way?

You're done. Now, make with the sigh of accomplished relief.

Ahhhhhh......... :heart:

 

[DBella]

Speaking of 'white arm candy', I'm going to put you in a spot. You mentioned "ATP or DBella", choose one and state reasons 'for' and 'against' your selection. Be as shallow as you can possibly be. :heart:

 

[ComicChick]

Untilteld asks:


DBella, ATP, and CC.
Superman 79, Darthphere, and possibly Jag

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this would be a great party