15 Minutes 15 Minutes: K.B.

[Badger]

Spoiler

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

What is your greatest regret?

What is your greatest achievement?

What is your favorite movie?

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what

parts would they have?

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

What are the three things you would never do?

What brought you to the Hype?

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

When would you like to retire?

What would you like to do when retired?

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

Describe your dream house.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

Why should I hire you?

Spoiler

Please answer the following questions and give us your thoughts behind each answer.

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

*The half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
* "Sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (This may include, but is not limited to: fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
* "Mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (You do not get to pick the symptoms).
* "Really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
* Severe illness would disrupt your plans.
* You could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
* If you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be Ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

* Keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise and Anna Nicole Smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
* A dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
* The dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

* Either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond.
* Donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
* Heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
* Both will eventually kill you

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

* You have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
* Your Spam Filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the Spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* A midget
* An albino
* An albino midget

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?

* Assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
* As the Dream Crushing Weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
* Being referred to as The Weasel, basically makes you Pauly Shore.


Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

*Assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
*Assume with Colonel Sanders there would liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
*Assume that Aunt Jemima is like Oprah's character in The Color Purple.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

* The environmentalist is Ed Begley Jr.
* By killing Ed Begley Jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
* His family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
* Ed Begley Jr will feel no pain because he is not human
* Good God man, just kill him already!!

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

* The turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
* The turtle is named "Sam" and people call him "Sam the turtle."
* There is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
* There is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
* There is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
* You could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
* Sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
* You could kill Sam in any manner that you choose.

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

* If you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
* Haha, I know, a discreet ****.
* If everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
* ****!

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

* Assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
* The papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
* The placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
* The placenta might be gross to eat.
* Nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

* One or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
* The 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
* 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
* No kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local Golden Corral.

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

* Your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
* The corpse is a family member you like and you are not Bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

* Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
* Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
* What kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should I know.
* It might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
* The cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
* The cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

* Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
* What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
* If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
* Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

* Assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
* Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
* A jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
* You might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
* Jetskis claim many lives per year.
* Similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

* Skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
* You might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
* If you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
* Skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
* Assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

* Assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
* Assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
* If you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
* Always being hungry could lead to being fat.
* Being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on TLC or some such channel.

...and go!

 

[K.B.]

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

A job perfectly suited for me would be to actually get paid to act or do stand up. Failing that, a comic book artist/writer (with a "full creative control" clause in my contract)

What is your greatest regret?

I would have to say not being able to get to a friend in time and leave it at that.

What is your greatest achievement?

It is totally cliche but in all honesty, over the art, movies I've done with SRP and above anything else I could ever create, my greatest achievement is my son. Holding him and everytime we would nap, his head on my chest, all I could think was "he is the best of both of us."

What is your favorite movie?

I cannot pick just one ultimate favorite movie because I like so many and fopr different reasons. Batman (89), Chasing Amy, Wizard of Oz, True Romance, Jaws,...to many to choose from. Though if you look at the films I loved growing up like Wizard of Oz, Star Wars, Pete's Dragon, Willy Wonka, they all pretty much centre on an unhappy kid leaving to go on a journey and meeting love and acceptance along the way it says alot about me and my childhood lol.

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what parts would they have?

I'm not sure of everyone's new screen names since the changeover so I will use the names I know.

Mr Socko- Han Solo (cuz I think a gay Han Solo is funny. Go watch the movies and picture him gay, I'll wait......funny, wasn't it?)

Colossal Spoons- Winstone Zedmore (but from the first GB)

Badger- James Lipton (I just picture his voice asking these questions, especially the longer, second set lol)

DV8- Deniro in the movie 'Flawless' after the stroke but looking like Travis Bickle in 'Taxi Driver'
(Lol sorry man !)

(Sorry I can only think of 4 at the moment I'll amend this later)

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

Back to where? My apartment? First I would make eye contact with Sexy from across the bar. Our eyes locking in the smokey room as she playfully runs her tounge across the lip of her martini glass, my eyebrow raising in interest as my mouth makes a subtly sly half smile. I mouth the words "Hi" as I begin to walk towards her. She getting up to meet me half way. As she gets closer I catch a whiff of her, she smells like a mix of Chanel number 5, and heavy drinking but it dosent matter because we are both so into eachother as we waste no time. Embracing we decide to head back to her place where we begin to make mad passionate love. In the early morning hours I slide out of bed as she sleeps dreaming of how she's finally met the man of her dreams. I leave my phone number on a slip of paper on the night stand saying "Had fun, call me anytime" as I silently leave her place doing my best not to wake her. The next morning she awakens, refeshed and revitalized and hungry for a new day. Her head is spinning with the thoughts from the previous night, was it a dream? Suddenly she spots the paper with my number. Clutching it tightly she lets out a quite" Yes!". Over the next 3 days Sexy's mind races with excitement. She frets over wheter it is to soon to call me or not. On the third day, her heart full of love and her hopes high as the sun she dials the phone only to learn the number is to a chinese laundrymat the next town over. Her prince charming a fraud, her heart sinks as she realizes that she is 33, alone, no kids, 4 cats and gravity is catching up. Sinking into the couch she lets out a longwinded sigh and says" Looks like it's another night at the Olive Garden for me."

What are the three things you would never do?

-A 3 way with Rue McClanahan and Katherine Helmond
-Drink champagne from someones gamey fake leg after a victory
-Shake hands with a white man

What brought you to the Hype?

I had been visitng the site for sometime and always found myself wandering into the forums so I figured, why not join?

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

I don't have an outright nemesis, but anyone who overtly praises Nolan, thinks we "should wait before not liking something", rude people on the comics forums who don't actually help, guys who when a girl posts her photo automatically cry "FAKE!!".

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

An awesome dinner would be with

Christopher Walken
Vincent Price
Charles Nelson Reilly

Thats 3 people that would have really cool stories and an interesting dynamic.

(Runners up include: Axel Rose, Belladonna, Pink, Prince, Stan Lee, Rosevelt, Regan, Nixon...)

 

[K.B.]

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

A friend of mine had a plaque made of a photo of me and my son sleeping with words all around it. It looks really cool and is easily one of the best gifts I've ever gotten. It means a lot to me because I look at it and it just takes me back to those moments where everything was so simple and perfect.

When would you like to retire?

When I've stopped enjoying my job.

What would you like to do when retired?

I would grow a big bushy beard which would become symbiotic and control my thoughts. I'd begin to wear dark sunglasses and mumble inchoherent words, take long awkard pauses and shout "F**K YOU!" at random.

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

No golf for me. The only way I would be involved in golf would be if I was a vietnam vet with shell shock who was bat-s**t crazy and hunting gophers.

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Worst habit:I don't clean up around me as much as I should.

Best habit: I shower at least 2 times a day. I'm a clean freak that way.

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Quite a few actually lol. The girl who bled on me and wouldn't let me shower after or even give me a wet nap and had me walk 2 hours home, Girl I lost my virginity to later ran away with a carnival. The list goes on and on.

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

...Thus proving that if you masterbate hard enough, you CAN break the space-time contium and travel back to the year 1955.

Describe your dream house.

Think of the hosue fro mPee Wee's Playhouse and you got the idea. Man, he had a sweet pad.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

Grow old without ever growing up. Keep your imagination alive and always look at things through a child's eyes and always follow your heart.

What is your favorite word?

"Monkey"

What is your least favorite word?

"No".

What turns you on?

That creative electricity that happens when you are around great people and having a lot of fun. Laughter.

What turns you off?

Negativeness, not being open to things/ideas. Stupid people. People who are NEVER happy. People who talk down to you or act like they know more about a subject you clearly know more about then they do.

What sound do you love?

Laughter...the laughter of certain people and most specifically, my son's laugh. Laughter is great and when your the one making people laugh, it does get addicting. It pushes you and if it's the laughter of someone you love then you know they are happy and thats when people are at their best and you want them to stay that way so it makes you.... see, "Ok I'm on a roll lets see how far I can push this."

What sound do you hate?

An alarm clark going off. It is so annoying and it just seems to say "OKAY! GO GO GO! UP UP UP! NOW NOW NOW! RUSH RUSH RUSH!"

Why should I hire you?

I may not show up wearing pants everyday. I might reek of cheap booze and be rude to customers on a daily basis. Hell, I may not have told the truth on the police background check but I WILL give it my all and when the time comes, I won't squel on you about the dead hookers you keep in the meat locker.

 

[K.B.]

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

Ummm I don't really get sick but if I did I would pick mildly sick for a week. Seems like less of a hassel then having to explain flesh eating virus.

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

Oh no doubt I would want ot be famous becuase no matter what it would be funny. For example, I would try to use it to do good in life. Say I was famous for a big murder or something I would say listening to a crappy artists music and watching their movies MADE me do it because of sibliminal messeges.

"Sure he drove that school bus full of C-4 and autistic orphans off a cliff, but he rid the world of The Jonas Brothers. God speed, sir."

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

Interesting question because I am addicted to donuts but look like I'm addicted to heroin.

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

I would eat a whole damn can of SPAM and lick the can clean.

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

An albino midget. I figure if your gonna do it you better go all the way.

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?

Pauley Shore now or Pauley Shore early 90's?
Anyways, I would say I would be the dream crushing weasel because then I could end up on that show INTEREVNETION.

Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

I'd eat chicken with a drunk Colonal Sanders any day of the week and seeing as how he looks like a rich white slave owner anyways, I'm pretty sure Aunt Jemima would be close by and I could get my hands on some pancakes.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

I would decapitate Ed with a laserdisc copy of the movie "She-Devil".

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

You had me at "rare".
I would kill the Turtle and keep his shell above my fireplace and tell the tale of the mighty battle.

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

Well I have had my ****ty past so umm..next question.

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

A papercut. Right on the sack.

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

Infertile. It dosen't seem as bad it it's made out to be. Gilr taking you to court cuz she think you her baby daddy? BAM sorry Judge I shoot blanks.

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

I'm going to pick skydiving cuz the news footage of the guy who packed my chute would be classic.

"And you claim you packed the chute properly and safely, sir?"

"I think I made a doodie in my pants."

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

Hmmm sounds like either way I'm milking a cow and getting my nipple bitten so milk a cow..... with my teeth.

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

I'd rather lose an eye because not only do I look good in an eyepatch but I could make up any crazy ass story to go with it.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

I would sell your jetski to get my hands on a damn bowl of Frankenberry!

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

I'd skip the age of 33 because that could be a good hook for a really long and crappy oscar nominated movie. Just look at how well "Meet The Curious Case of Forrest Button Black" was recieved.

*sobbing* "How can I be a man?!? I WAS NEVER 33!!!"

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

I'm assuming that I'm always hungry because there is a black hole in my tummy where my food ends up. One night as I depresingly pleasure myself, I forget about the black hole and accidentaly go to fast causing a rift in the time/space contiuum which then causes me to become a man not only out of time but out of body as I leap from life to life, putting things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that my next leap will be the leap home.

 

[Badger]

Haha! Nice answers.

People ask the man some questions.

 

[Halloween]

Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

 

[K.B.]

Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

Yes he does but he keeps his trap shut cuz he knows that if you mess with the bull, you get the horns.

 

[Erzengel]

Do you still talk to "Artist-Chick"?

 

[K.B.]

Do you still talk to "Artist-Chick"?

Yup and she is doing fine and dandy like sour candy.

 

[Erzengel]

Are you 2 just internet friends, friends in real life?

How did you meet?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Why does Artist Chick not come to the hype anymore?
I see you like Chasing Amy, good choice. Have you ever been to Secret Stash?
You a fan of SModcast?
What parts of the hype do you like to hang in?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Do you still talk to "Artist-Chick"?

Curse you for stealing my question!

 

[DDS]

When-WHEN-did you in your life decide in your life, "You know what would be awesome? ****in' mutton-chops!".

...which they are, btw.

 

[knowsbleed]

Why do you think you are better than all of us?

 

[DBella]

What does the initial "K.B." stand for?

Is that you in your avatar?

If yes, what shampoo do you use to keep your hair that lovely?

You've been here since 2004 and yet your post count is barely 3,000. Is the Hype! like your "vacation home"?

What do you enjoy doing when you're not posting on the net or working/going to school?

 

[K.B.]

Are you 2 just internet friends, friends in real life?

How did you meet?

Yes, we are friends in real life. We don't chat or see each other every single day but we still know whats going on with each other cuz she's with my best friend.

We met a few years ago at a local comic convention when both our tables were next to each other. She was there selling her art (go check it out shes got crazy talent) and we were there selling/showing our films.Me, her and my friend Andrew were chatting all weekend and on the last day, as I was punch drunk from the combo of a hangover from the night before and taking chair shots all weekend, groggily asked her why she liked Iron Fist. Andrew suggested she add her email to our list and the rest is history.

Why does Artist Chick not come to the hype anymore?

I honestly don't know beacuse we never really talked about it but I do know she has a lot of computer problems and a super busy life.

Another reason may be that you guys scared her off with constantly calling her a fake, saying she photoshopped her boobs etc etc (*cough* even after someone comes on here and not only says they have met her and she is indeed real but posts a pic of them side by side in the same room *cough*) In fact, if you visit the SRP myspace you can see two, count 'em, TWO, vidoes of me and A.C. covering a recent comic convention.

Though I'm sure some of you will say she was cgi'ed in.

Honestly, many of you seem to have issues and specifically, ones regarding women.

I see you like Chasing Amy, good choice. Have you ever been to Secret Stash?

I love Chasing Amy (Bamfer, a good question is "why?") but I have not yet been to the Stash. I would like to get there one day and specifically, the Jersey store.

You a fan of SModcast?

I have not yet been able to watch a single episode of SModcast. I know, I'm horrible. I'm sure it's good though and I'll eventually get around to it.

However, Smith recently visited Toronto where the bloor cinema had a "Kevin Smith Fest" where every night for 3 days they showed 2 of his films and between flicks he did a Qand A. On the last night I asked a question and later in the evening, had hand in closing the show.

What parts of the hype do you like to hang in?

I have alot of interests so Im all over the place. I visit here, celebritys, books/music, movies, comics (though I find that section seems to have the most rude and unhelpful people on the hype but I know it isnt EVERYONE there), products (toys), tv (misc) and the character specific forums.

 

[K.B.]

When-WHEN-did you in your life decide in your life, "You know what would be awesome? ****in' mutton-chops!".

...which they are, btw.

Thanks and about 5 years old.

I've always had sideburns in some way. Like when your a kid and you let your hair grow and you get those wing things around your ears so you comb them down to look like sideburns, know what I mean?

A lot of people say it's a Wolverine thing (more so since the first movie brought them into the mainstream) but thats not the case. Though I love Logan he'd be about 3% of the reason I have them. Ever since I was 4 I have been BIG Clint Eastwood fan and back in the 70's/ early 80's he rocked the 'burns and kicked tons of ass so it has more to do with that. I think it's just a classic look that not everyone can pull off but I'm lucky enough to be able to.

Why do you think you are better than all of us?

It isn't that I think I'm better the nanyone at all I just dont have any of the trappings that many on here seem to have. Examples :

-"OMG! It's a pretty girl so I either have to sexually harrass her to a point where she feels creeped out and stops coming here or deem her a fraud. Clearly she is too pretty to like the same things as I do, especially in the nerd-centric socitey we live in today. Clearly she has a penis!"

-"The governemnt is watching so don't download cuz its the evil!"

-"Smoking/drugs/drinking are the devil and so is sex but I will post/comment on pics of girls but condem any talk of sex and girls".

-" (Major movie studio) is clearly crapping on my/our beloved characters but we should just accept it and be happy we even get to see a movie about (insert raped franchise here)."

And my most hated

-"ZOMG!! Thats the next new, big, 'cool', 'it' thing so Im an uberfan yet have no real knowledge but god I just want to fit in!"

It just spins my mind that so many seem to not know that there is a whole world outside there four walls and they shoudl really go out and live it because it goes by way to fast. You should not be afraid to live...just go out and do things..have experiences y'know? Don't be afraid of your own shadow.

I also find it funny that I come on here and post a photo of me and a girl and am deemd a *****e. Why? Cuz I've talked to girls before? The paths of logic on here sometimes...It's crazy lol

 

[knowsbleed]

Methinks you are a tad dramatic. What say you?

 

[DBella]

Why would you not shake hands with a white man?

 

[K.B.]

What does the initial "K.B." stand for?

Nothing exciting it's juts the initials of my name.

When it came time for a screen name, I've always had a problem with aninimity. I've always spoke my mind and opinions and to me to do that behind the veil of a username just didnt seem right. I'm not saying you guys are wrong for picking yours or anything just that to me....this is me, the real me and not some sort of "internet identity". I'm sure you've heard other people use the same explination.

Is that you in your avatar?

Yup thats me in my fancy new headshot, but not fancy enough to get me a part opposite Meryl Steep. (true story)

If yes, what shampoo do you use to keep your hair that lovely?

Funny thing, I don't. Y'see, God, in his infinte wisdom, selects a scant few and grants them immaculant hair. Christopher Walken has it and so do I.
Your hair produces natural oils and junk and you shouldn't wash it everyday. I wash mine about once a week or every few weeks. This isn't to say I never bathe, quite the opposite. I shower at least twice a day if not more and I have to shower after each time I poop cuz I'm a clean freak like that. I just soap up but don't wash my hair and instead run water through it.

You've been here since 2004 and yet your post count is barely 3,000. Is the Hype! like your "vacation home"?

I never kept track of post counts. Never really saw the point. Does the person with the most posts win a prize? "LORD OF THE INTERNET"! You dance with your arms but can't move your feet or torso.

For awhile I took alot of time off and either rarely posted if at all so maybe thats why it isnt that big. Though I do know of some who have been on here much longer then I have but their posts are like the 147, so I'm not that bad lol.

What do you enjoy doing when you're not posting on the net or working/going to school?

I love to read. I read novels and comics and I have to read at least 2 books at a time to stay sane. I enjoy drawing/painting as well as writing. The company of my friends. I love to go to the movies and go alone a lot of the time. I operate on the "pay for one, see as many as I want" system so I can spend a whole day there. For awhile I was enjoying parenthood but unfortunatly other circumstances changed that so I 've missed out on so much and I think thats really sad. It was the one time I was truly happy.

 

[K.B.]

Methinks you are a tad dramatic. What say you?

LMFAO

No I don't really think so. Have you really looked aorund here? It's sad but I wasn't over exaggerating.

Why would you not shake hands with a white man?

Y'see, the white man, he the devil. An' You NEVER take your eyes off the devil.

 

[K.B.]

Fixed the "cast 5 hype members" question as wel las the "embarresing sex story" one.

 

[Badger]

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