15 Minutes 15 Minutes: KenshinAtrain

[The-Dark-Knight]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

How old aare you?

Current celebrity crush?

How old are you?

Dont, dont you want me?

Favorite part of a duck?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

where did you lose it?

Tell me your favorite joke?

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

Favorite film ever?

Most overated film ever?

Favorite film of 1989?

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

Wha was the last real person you saw naked?

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

 

[fu manchu]

How’s the weather in your town?
Do you like the town you live in?
How long have you lived there?
Can you name one thing you hate about your town?
Can you name one good thing about your town (besides yourself, of course)?
Would you want to move somewhere else? If so, where? Why?
What do you think of Heroes so far?

 

[Spider-Fan]

What is your name?
What is your quest?
Who wins a deathmatch between Ghandi and Martin Luther King Jr.?

 

[Ion Kenshin]

The Dark Knight

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

How old aare you? 24

Current celebrity crush? Michael Phelps

How old are you? see above

Dont, dont you want me? Don't know you well enough but maybe.

Favorite part of a duck? if you mean for eating i dont like duck...Alive however the feathers

How old were you when you lost your virginity? 21

where did you lose it? at the apt of the guy i lost it to

Tell me your favorite joke?

Tell us something about yourself we never knew? i have a superhero mentality and cant say no to people alot cause i feel that if i dont help them no one will

Favorite film ever? Empire Records

Most overated film ever? Scarface

Favorite film of 1989? Batman

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks? sure why not id try to bang an animal for any celeb after if by no sex yu mean never again

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe? i prefer toe-may-toe TBH

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name? Monty

If They made a movie of your life who would play you? Don Cheadle or Mos Def

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with? Mee

What was willis 'talkin bout'? Those cracker ass crackers

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked? My "friend" Danny

Wha was the last real person you saw naked? same as above

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be? a chimp

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?
yes....yes i have.

 

[Ion Kenshin]

Fu Manchu

How’s the weather in your town?
moderate really a nice breeze out and a beautiful sunny day
Do you like the town you live in?
i've lived there my whole life...im over it
How long have you lived there? 24 years
Can you name one thing you hate about your town? the hood rats and prostitots
Can you name one good thing about your town (besides yourself, of course)? i get to leave it on a daily basis
Would you want to move somewhere else? If so, where? Why? yes i would. pretty much to anywhere i can afford where i wont die because i cant stand where i lvie anymore its time to go
What do you think of Heroes so far? despite the naysayers im thouroughly enjoying it. sure it has it faults but no major complaints from me yet

 

[Ion Kenshin]

Spider-fan

What is your name? Arnold
What is your quest? to save the world
Who wins a deathmatch between Ghandi and Martin Luther King Jr.? MLK Jr.

 

[I Am The Knight]

Do you believe in love, and passion, and having wild sex with relative strangers?

 

[Ion Kenshin]

I am the Knight

Do you believe in love, and passion, and having wild sex with relative strangers? i believe in love and passion but not having random sex with strangers. id prefer to know quite a bit more than your name before we have sex....wild or otherwise

 

[WolfCypher]

Do you live in a house or an apartment? Dorm?

What type of supernatural monster would you be?

Favorite holiday?

If you could create an 8th day of the week, what would be its name?

Do you eat when you're bored?

How comupter literate are you?

What would be the best sterotype to describe yourself (like, are you a skinny, greasy faced comic-book LOTR nerd-type, or a bear-bellied, Moose-from-Archie-Comics dumbass?)

 

[Ion Kenshin]

Venom X

Do you live in a house or an apartment? Dorm? House

What type of supernatural monster would you be? Vampire or Werewolf

Favorite holiday? Christmas with Halloween a very close 2nd

If you could create an 8th day of the week, what would be its name? Katillsday

Do you eat when you're bored? i eat all the time...so yea

How comupter literate are you? more than most but not as much as many..im trying to fix that

What would be the best sterotype to describe yourself (like, are you a skinny, greasy faced comic-book LOTR nerd-type, or a bear-bellied, Moose-from-Archie-Comics dumbass?) im the rambunctious, loud, overly imaginative geeky theatre kid type

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Hows it going?

Been busy at work?

What brought you to the Hype?

Who would you kill if you had to kill someone to save the earth?

Who would you shag if you had to shag someone to save the earth?

Any plans for the weekend?

What does you average weekend consist of?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Do you prefer the sun, rain, snow or mild days?

No legs or no hands?

What do you think of Ellen?

What do you think of love?

What do you think of herpes?

 

[Badger]

You are to be the Best Man at your best friend's wedding. So, you do the right thing, and get him a hot blonde stripper with massive (fake) boobs for his Bachelor Party.

Problem: She snorts a couple lines from her own personal stash of coke before doing her thing, and immediately begins acting bizarre. Sure, she's giving lap-dances and showing off her bought-and-paid-for goods to the group, but she's just acting odd. Like, unhinged.

At some point she goes into the bathroom with some other guy you barely know, who is also in the wedding party.

Ten minutes later, he rushes out, highly-agitated, pulls you aside, and babbles something about needing help. You go into the bathroom, and see what is clearly the stripper's dead body lying on the floor. Her head has been brutally smashed in numerous places, and her blood runs from these wounds.

He claims they were having sex when she suddenly went bananas and began clawing at his face. His face does indeed show fresh, open wounds. According to him, in order to stop her, he grabbed her by the throat and banged her head against the wall a few times. Next thing he knew, she was motionless and not breathing.

Of course, such an incident, if it were to become public, would put a massive damper on your buddy's wedding the next day, as well as possibly lead to this other fellow winding up in a prison cell for a few years.

He begs you to help him throw the body out the bathroom window, and then dismember it and bury it in a nearby park. While he is asking you this "favor" he is also all coked up himself, and wildly waving around a straight-razor that he found in the bathroom.

Do you:

A) Tell him he's nuts, and that the police should be called

B) Agree to help him mutilate and dispose of the body

C) Take crazy wacky pictures involving the groom, the dead stripper and anything you can lift or move

D) Have sex with the dead stripper, then do one of the above

E) Call Kaine, he'll know what do to

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

Have you ever been punched in the face before? If so, how did you react?

What drove you to stay at the Hype after you signed up? IOW, what moment of reading posts led you to think that this place was funny enough to give a shot?

Favorite Threads?

You have to eat dinner with Tara Reid or Paris Hilton: which consolation do you endure and why did you pick that one?

If you had the chance to speak to one person (dead or alive), who would you choose, why, and what would your conversation reflect?

A day in the life: which rock star would you choose?

Front row tickets to your favorite concert or your favorite sport?

Liberal, conservative, or a paradox of both?

Cranberries or Blueberries?

If you had to give a foot massage to Martha Stewart or Barbara Walters, which corny evening would you pick and why?

You live a sheltered life in a small community. You get the chance to visit your cousin who lives fairly close to Time Square. While you two are traveling on a street at night, a junkie approaches you and asks for some touch. How do you respond and does it involve violence?

Favorite childhood story?

Best film you've seen this year and why it's a must see?

You're a disgruntled army veteran who just doesn't care anymore. What are you drinkin'?

If you had to choose one smiley to ban from usage for one year, which one would you choose and why?

Mortal Hype Enemy? Hype Ally?

How much money is your breaking point worth?

Is there any reason why Tom Wilkinson shouldn't shoot first and ask questions later?

Make a haiku about your feelings toward this thread.

Now show me a picture that describes that Haiku.

How do you respond when a pesky insurance salesman calls your house with a pitch about saving you more than you currently pay?

Moe from the Simpsons or 'Giggity Giggity' from that other show?

 

[04nbod]

He vanished.

Did you check mugglenet or whatever the hell the potter site is called for him?



You may now resume your regularly scheduled questioning...

 

[Ion Kenshin]

Ace of Knaves

Hows it going?
not too bad ...cant complain
Been busy at work?
yea work was nuts today...i fear it may ve that way for a while

What brought you to the Hype? i came to the hype at the time SPider-man came out and never noticed the boards. I started on the boards about a year ago to chat about comics and tv shows then the TDK viral started and the rest is history.

Who would you kill if you had to kill someone to save the earth? someone i dislike very much.

Who would you shag if you had to shag someone to save the earth? Milo Ventimiglia

Any plans for the weekend? nothing official yet.

What does you average weekend consist of? mostly just watching television cleaning my house and smoking pot

 

[Ion Kenshin]

Lunar_Wolf

Do you prefer the sun, rain, snow or mild days? mild days or sweater weather as i like to call it. anything to let me wear a hoodie and be comfy

No legs or no hands?
No Legs

What do you think of Ellen?
i enjoy her greatly i think she is very funny

What do you think of love?
i think its a great thing that many should achieve yet many take for granted

What do you think of herpes?
nature's love kiss

 

[Ion Kenshin]

Badger

You are to be the Best Man at your best friend's wedding. So, you do the right thing, and get him a hot blonde stripper with massive (fake) boobs for his Bachelor Party.

Problem: She snorts a couple lines from her own personal stash of coke before doing her thing, and immediately begins acting bizarre. Sure, she's giving lap-dances and showing off her bought-and-paid-for goods to the group, but she's just acting odd. Like, unhinged.

At some point she goes into the bathroom with some other guy you barely know, who is also in the wedding party.

Ten minutes later, he rushes out, highly-agitated, pulls you aside, and babbles something about needing help. You go into the bathroom, and see what is clearly the stripper's dead body lying on the floor. Her head has been brutally smashed in numerous places, and her blood runs from these wounds.

He claims they were having sex when she suddenly went bananas and began clawing at his face. His face does indeed show fresh, open wounds. According to him, in order to stop her, he grabbed her by the throat and banged her head against the wall a few times. Next thing he knew, she was motionless and not breathing.

Of course, such an incident, if it were to become public, would put a massive damper on your buddy's wedding the next day, as well as possibly lead to this other fellow winding up in a prison cell for a few years.

He begs you to help him throw the body out the bathroom window, and then dismember it and bury it in a nearby park. While he is asking you this "favor" he is also all coked up himself, and wildly waving around a straight-razor that he found in the bathroom.

Do you:

A) Tell him he's nuts, and that the police should be called

B) Agree to help him mutilate and dispose of the body

C) Take crazy wacky pictures involving the groom, the dead stripper and anything you can lift or move

D) Have sex with the dead stripper, then do one of the above

E) Call Kaine, he'll know what do to

dont know who Kaine is but i'd for sure pick A sure it will look a bit bad but its better than the alternatives

 

[Ion Kenshin]

Zephyr Alexian

Have you ever been punched in the face before? If so, how did you react? yes i did tae kwon do i have been punched kicked and elbowed in the face....the first few times it was odd but after a while you becme better with the pain and can handle it more

What drove you to stay at the Hype after you signed up?
i liked being able to chat with people that has similar interests as me...alot my friends are not into this stuff as much as i am

IOW, what moment of reading posts led you to think that this place was funny enough to give a shot? IOW? not really sure honestly it just felt right

Favorite Threads? bought/thought, green lantern, night of the living hypesters, heroes, hype hunk of rama, and hype LGBT community

You have to eat dinner with Tara Reid or Paris Hilton: which consolation do you endure and why did you pick that one? Tara Reid cause i like her...i cant stand paris hilton i think she is just beyond annoying..just looking at her makes me wanna punch her in the face...i will never understand how guys find her hot

If you had the chance to speak to one person (dead or alive), who would you choose, why, and what would your conversation reflect? my mom then i could finally tell her i was gay properly and we could talk about it.

A day in the life: which rock star would you choose? Travis Barker

Front row tickets to your favorite concert or your favorite sport? fav concert (Coheed and Cambria)

Liberal, conservative, or a paradox of both? a melding of both

Cranberries or Blueberries? Cranberries

If you had to give a foot massage to Martha Stewart or Barbara Walters, which corny evening would you pick and why? Martha she may more well kept....Its a good thing t:

You live a sheltered life in a small community. You get the chance to visit your cousin who lives fairly close to Time Square. While you two are traveling on a street at night, a junkie approaches you and asks for some touch. How do you respond and does it involve violence? kindly decline and walk off...no violence unless violence is displayed towards me

Favorite childhood story? Green Eggs and Ham

Best film you've seen this year and why it's a must see? TDK it was just awesome in so many ways.

You're a disgruntled army veteran who just doesn't care anymore. What are you drinkin'? Jack

If you had to choose one smiley to ban from usage for one year, which one would you choose and why? none i have no problems with any smiley

Mortal Hype Enemy? Hype Ally? cant say i have an enemy. Ally: Saal39

How much money is your breaking point worth? not sure honestly

Is there any reason why Tom Wilkinson shouldn't shoot first and ask questions later? he'd maybe get an answer

Make a haiku about your feelings toward this thread.
The hype is so grand
It helps make my day better
I've made many friends

Now show me a picture that describes that Haiku.

Spoiler

How do you respond when a pesky insurance salesman calls your house with a pitch about saving you more than you currently pay? i ask to be taken of their calling list

Moe from the Simpsons or 'Giggity Giggity' from that other show? Quagmire all the way

 

[Badger]

Badger

dont know who Kaine is but i'd for sure pick A sure it will look a bit bad but its better than the alternatives

I present Kaine!

Spoiler

 

[Ion Kenshin]

thanks for that badger and i do recognize the sn now

 

[BizarroAids]

What are your thoughts on painkillers??
Ever had to take them?
Ever get hooked on them?
Which would you pick. Vicodin or Percocet?

 

[Ion Kenshin]

BizarroAids

What are your thoughts on painkillers?? if they help i say go for em
Ever had to take them? yes when i had a surgery to fix a hernia
Ever get hooked on them? nope
Which would you pick. Vicodin or Percocet? only ever had vicodin...i think i still have one left...maybe i should take it

 

[BizarroAids]

BizarroAids

Will you take it and be on a painkiller high with me?

 

[adhokk7]

Do you prefer long-time listeners or first-time callers?