15 Minutes 15 Minutes: PWN3R

[PWN3R]

Untilteld:

can I be your barbie girl, in a barbie world?

I haven't sung that in ages, you haven't been online in ages. Plus, that's all the words I know, so there's that.

how's angel?

I didn't even know you knew about her. She's crazy and senile as usual.

have you ever rode a horse? (keep it pg)

If this is some kind of sexual Eiffel Tower question, then my answer would be....wait that Eiffel Tower thing sound redonkulous.

if you could master one foreign language, what would it be?

Italian for sure!

are you getting sick of me asking you questions?

Never

wanna take a slow ride, and take it easy?

this too is sexual

in a castle, would you either be a jester, a prince, or a princess?

save the princess, that's what it all comes down to.

what do you think of the new halo 3 addition, and halo wars?

halo wars could be great, new campaign expansion, i'll try maybe. gamefly ftw
I hate the new achievements, they're too hard. Or maybe I'm too disinterested.

should I go out tonight and watch quarantine and buy stuff by myself, or stay home and ask you questions all night long?

All I'm saying is Body of Lies looks sick. Probably see it tonight.

 

[PWN3R]

chaseter:

Have you seen the documentary about the Buena Vista Social Club?

I told you I have no idea what that is. Sounds like a secret breeding fraternity.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? What about me?

Tootsie pops, I quit you. You make my mouth dirty, and you just taste too, plain.

What is your favorite Chinese dish?

Dude I don't know names, I know what it feels like it my mouth.

Spoiler

Did Lucas and Spielberg in fact rape Indy?

he squeeeeaaaled like a pig. A pig.

Are you buying GoW2?

gameflying it. Me, you, and Dream are beating it on insane.

Are you spending 10 extra dollars for a gold gun...:| ?

sounds like something fran would do

Obama or McCain or a chimpanzee that can do sign language and smokes cigarrettes?

I'll take the bottle nosed dolphin who can jump rope plz.

Ever step inside of a Hot Topic? Did it scare you?

I hate Hot Topic! Seriously it makes me feel on the inside. But everynow and then they have some sssccchhwwwet comic/cartoon shirts. Just got these Mighty Morphin Power Rangers shirts from there.

I am ****ish.

Meanest Halloween prank ever?

Halloween is always about procrastination for me. I'm always like, "WE'RE DOING THIS, BLAAH BLAHH" and it never happens. So I got nothing for this.

Have you ever fantasized about rape?

I'm not from LubACock Texas, so no.

Have you ever killed and burried a hooker in the Las Vegas dessert?

That's on my list of things to do, if ever I was in Las Vegas.

Did that ***** deserve it?

she most certianly did.

Which muppet resembles you?

Have you ever taken an Ambien?

Sometimes I wish I did, but no. never.

Have you ever dug in a dumpster?

Haha, yes. Apartment dumpsters, trying to find spare computer parts.

Have you ever hidden in your elderly neighbors back yard and made howling noises at midnight and when she looked out the window jumped out in a werewolf mask and attacked the window?

If this is true, and you did this, then YOU. COMPLETE. ME.

Have you ever tied a clear fishing wire to said neighbor's morning paper and hid across the street and pulled the paper away when said neighbor bent down to pick it up?

read the above statement.

Have you ever worn makeup?

No. Do I look like a tool? I have straightened my hair though.

 

[Untilteld]

would you rather be killed by jason voorhees or leatherface?

are you excited for the new friday the 13th?

would you or have you ever done drugs?

do you love neil patrick harris?

 

[knowsbleed]

If you and I were to hang out, how would you want me to kill you?

Who do you think has more shoes, Merk or I?

Tell us about something weird about yourself that you feel only you do, like blow milk out of your eye, stare off into space thinking about space porn, pick your teeth with a severed finger, something... anything... let loose.

 

[Badger]

And why hasn't Badger asked me any questions, he wants to fight huh?

Ummmmmmmmmm, first post, lots of questions, that was me.

Why did you forget about my questions?

I thought we had something, do we not?

Where did we go wrong?

How will you make it up?

You are going to make it up, right?

Right?

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Dr. Indiana Jones:

1) I miss your old name.

2) That was the only good part about the MTV Movie Awards. Awesome skit.

1) DarknessofDeath ??

2) Oh yeah. freaking hilarious

3) Have you seen Burn after reading?

 

[PWN3R]

Untilteld:

would you rather be killed by jason voorhees or leatherface?

Definitely a long night of running from leatherface.

are you excited for the new friday the 13th?

No, not really. But then again, I know nothing except what I've seen from people's avatars.
Lawl?

would you or have you ever done drugs?

I only mess with the finest whistle tips you dig?

do you love neil patrick harris?

This is very much a yes. Dude's a beast. Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog is :heart:

 

[PWN3R]

knowsbleed:

If you and I were to hang out, how would you want me to kill you?

In the most Asian way you could think of.

Who do you think has more shoes, Merk or I?

Considering I'm your stalker, I know you have a pretty sweet collection of kicks. So, you.

Tell us about something weird about yourself that you feel only you do, like blow milk out of your eye, stare off into space thinking about space porn, pick your teeth with a severed finger, something... anything... let loose.

How about a story? I don't think I've ever shared this, but looking back I think it's hilarious. I'm going to use code words that way MORG doesn't delete everything, because he's good like that.

When I was a wee little PWN3R, I was always very very curious. My first discovering of happy time altered my life. I thought I was THE ONLY person who knew about this, and somehow knew not to tell anyone. I was about nine at the time.

I'm a fast learner and I knew that happy time meant two things. It's messy and you had to be alone. The happy feelings that came out was shocking to me, the first time I thought I had to pee, so I ran to the bathroom with a happy posture. I'm shocked no one saw me running through the house, with my happy posture, trying to get to the toilet so I could "pee".

Anyways, I thought this was the holy grail and continued to do this for like a billion times. I was young and stupid, much like I am now, but here's the catch. On one fine afternoon, my best friend, who got rid of the messes, MR TOILET, well he broke. I thought all my happy feelings killed him. Or clogged him up. I was terrified because my Dad was going to get someone to fix it.

I thought the happy feelings, like all 15 billion pounds of them, were right there under the toilet about to bust out. It's hilarious now, but back then I was so terrified that everyone and the repair man was going to get a fistful of my happy feelings when they fixed the toilet.

The end?

 

[PWN3R]

Badger:

Ummmmmmmmmm, first post, lots of questions, that was me.

You think I'm brain dead? I know that, but then you disappeared.

Why did you forget about my questions?

I didn't, and I still don't know what my best habit is.

I thought we had something, do we not?

We definitely have a situation of love.

Where did we go wrong?

http://mccainrally.ytmnd.com/

How will you make it up?

With mah improvisation skills?

You are going to make it up, right?

Probably not.

Right?

Don't sad face me, but at least you used that sadface because we ALL know, > .

 

[PWN3R]

Dr. Indiana Jones:

Have you seen Burn after reading?

I've really, super really, have wanted to. Just haven't gotten around to it, or have been dragged to other movies instead.

I'm a terrible Coen fan.

 

[chaseter]

CoD?

 

[DRUMM3RBOY]

Why has this gotten no questions lately?

 

[Badger]

Because they smell the death on it.

Close please.

 

[PWN3R]

No Drakon appearance, so this thread = fail