15 Minutes 15 Minutes: TheFuture

[Badger]

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

What is your greatest regret?

What is your greatest achievement?

What is your favorite movie?

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what
parts would they have?

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

What are the three things you would never do?

What brought you to the Hype?

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

When would you like to retire?

What would you like to do when retired?

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

Describe your dream house.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

So 'TheFuture' how does it all turn out?

 

[SapphirePrima]

What your favorite Disney Movie?

What kind of cellphone do you have?

If you were forced into an arranged marriage what would you do?

Do you hate Windows Vista?

If you had triplets would you name them Greene, Mint, and Ever?

 

[Spider-Fan]

What is your name?
What is your quest?
Where are the pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?

 

[Untilteld]

There's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call?

Given the opportunity, would you either:

a) Meet Steve Buscemi
b) Meet Chris Tucker
c) Meet Fran

Would you direct a music video for Hilary Duff?

Do you believe in a thing called love, and/or should we listen to the rhythm of your heart?

Blue Man Group? Yes or no?

Do you sneeze often?

You're having a party, name three Hype Girls and three Hype Guys you'd invite.

Do you believe in life outside this planet?

Are you more a Bill or a Ted? Both?

Eiffel tower, who'd be there with you?

Seafood fan?

Gold or Silver?

Juggler?

Are you and I destined to do this forever, or will I be in a padded cell forever?

Post your perfect date, ... GO!

When can we expect babies?

Wanna hook up?

Have you or do you own a slinky?

Who is the hottest girl ever? Guy?

Would you ever wear a fedora?

How is your head?

Last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury.

Do you want a foot massage?

 

[TheFuture]

Badger Asks



If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

Social Policy Analyst because I do it in college and my best grades are always in modules that I have to do a research project on policy.

That or Human Resources management. I like to think my man management skills would be something special.

What is your greatest regret?

Not being mature enough to realise my godmother was dying of cancer and not seeing her enough. I was too naive to realise she was on borrowed time and I always thought I'd have another chance to see her.

What is your greatest achievement?

Probably having a large hand in helping my friend through severe depression.

What is your favorite movie?

A toss up between The Departed and Godfather Part II.

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what
parts would they have?

Visionary-Dignam
The Apatow Crew-Fitzy
Hunter Rider-Colin Sullivan
Nightmare-Billy Costigan
Lunar Wolf-Captain Ellerby(Baldwin)


How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

Do my sexy dance. It's a lot like this;




What are the three things you would never do?

• Leave a friend/family member to die.
• Bully anyone.
• Cheat

What brought you to the Hype?

I brought myself. I joined in 2005 so I'm guessing I joined to talk about BB and S-M3.

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

Hunter Rider. Just kidding man. Anyone who acts like what they they is gospel and are ignorant bastards. You know who you are!


Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

• Martin Luther King
• Johnny Cash
• Fernando Torres

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

I would tell my godmother that she had cancer and to not accept the incorrect all clear that she got from cancer and to keep getting a 2nd opinion, a 3rd opinion etc etc.

And I'd tell her that I loved her.

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

Most valuable thing........probably my laptop.

When would you like to retire?

I'd liked to say 55 because my dad took early retirement at 55 and he says it's the best decision he ever made.

What would you like to do when retired?

Move to Australia. I ****ing love that country!

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

Golf! Good one man.....

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Worst habit would be biting my nails, best would be shaving my head everyday(I lok much better with a fuzzball on top).

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Halloween Party 3 years ago, I was led up stairs by a girl in a nurse costume that I'd been with all night. Just about to get down to business and I eh........got sick on the bed. I was drinking all day.

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

I'm crap at math, 2?

Describe your dream house.

Dream House eh? Dining Room and Sitting room nicely lit and decorated. 4 bedrooms and a converted attic and furnished with the best furniture. I'm not much of an architect man!

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

Be yourself, god knows I wasted enough years trying to please family.

So 'TheFuture' how does it all turn out?

We all gonna die man!

 

[TheFuture]

SapphirePrima Asks


What your favorite Disney Movie?

I had a few favourites as a kid. The Jungle Book, Lady and the Tramp and The Lion King(don't even know if that is Disney).

What kind of cellphone do you have?

Sony Ericsson 5310 with Vodafone. It's the best phone I've ever had because it's real sleek and has never crashed on me.

If you were forced into an arranged marriage what would you do?

If I was forced into an arranged marraige I guess I'd go through it, give it a chance and then if it didn't work out I'd divorce.

Do you hate Windows Vista?

Windows Vista has never made The Future a sad panda.

If you had triplets would you name them Greene, Mint, and Ever?

If I had triplets I'd call them Christian, Mark and Jaoquin. Guess who I'm naming them after.

 

[TheFuture]

Spider-Fan Asks


What is your name?

Matthew, or Matt. You?

What is your quest?

To create policy that gives every child the best starting point, or platform, to succeed in life.

Where are the pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?

Who the hell is Peter Piper?

 

[TheFuture]

Untilteld Asks

There's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call?

Two things I'd like to be able to grab or two things that is already in my house? If it is two things I'd like to grab it is a boomstick and a chainsaw. If it's two things already in my house I guess I'd grab my phone and a camera so I can take pictures of myself posing with zombies I just killed!

Two people I call. My two best mates, Joey and Paulie. Joey because he has the wheels and Paulie because he's a richer.

Given the opportunity, would you either:

a) Meet Steve Buscemi
b) Meet Chris Tucker
c) Meet Fran

Meet Steve Buscemi. What can I say I'm a fan of his work! Seems like a down to earth bloke too.

Would you direct a music video for Hilary Duff?

Yes I would, but only for the sole reason that I could direct her to look like an absolute twit.

Do you believe in a thing called love, and/or should we listen to the rhythm of your heart?

I hate The Darkness.

Blue Man Group? Yes or no?

Who are the Blue Man Group?

Do you sneeze often?

Nope

You're having a party, name three Hype Girls and three Hype Guys you'd invite.

I don't think I know 3 hype girls. Eh okay....Hunter Rider, Lunar Wolf(fellow Irishman) and Nightmare. Girls okay eh...I'll explain each one so they don't think I'm weird! Bella so we could talk football. Squeek because she is a pleasure to talk to. And I don't know eh....Logans Runt? She seems like the popular gal around these parts.

Do you believe in life outside this planet?

Since I'm agnostic I'd be a hypocrite to completely dismiss the possibility of life on another planet.

Are you more a Bill or a Ted? Both?

It's been too long since I have seen those films. Which one is Keanu Reeves? I'm like.......the one dude.

Eiffel tower, who'd be there with you?

My best mates.

Seafood fan?

Nein.

Gold or Silver?

Silver.

Juggler?

Nein.

Are you and I destined to do this forever, or will I be in a padded cell forever?

Unless one of us has our internet connection permanently cut, I'm sure we'll be talking gibberish for a long long time.

Post your perfect date, ... GO!

Eh can I cheat and just say Winona Ryder?

When can we expect babies?

I don't see myself as a father in the forseeable future. No-one should be a daddy when they haven't fully matured themselves.

Wanna hook up?

Sure. But either you're paying for me to come over to your home country or your paying for yourself to come over to Dublin.

Have you or do you own a slinky?

I use to. Ah t'was good fun!

Who is the hottest girl ever? Guy?

Hottest girl? Kelly Brooke. Guy? No comment. I'll compromise and say if I could ever change bodies with someone it'd be Bale.

Would you ever wear a fedora?

What's a pimp halloween costume without a fedora!

How is your head?

Mostly calm and easy going. Different story when I've abused it with cider.

Last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury.

Drunken Night a few months ago caused me a dislocated shoulder, a broken wrist and a split head. Band-aid for the head.

Do you want a foot massage?

If you can withstand it.

 

[Immortalfire]

If you're The Future, tell me about mine.

 

[Rando]

why are you so cool?

wha tdo you think of me?

 

[TheFuture]

Immortalfire Asks


If you're The Future, tell me about mine.

The Future for you entails great sadness and elation, but the elation by far outweighs the sadness. You will fulfill one of your lifes ambitions in the near future. This is the word of TF, go in peace brah.

 

[TheFuture]

Rando Asks

why are you so cool?

Because I don't *****. Trust me, blokes like to think they don't ***** but they do. If I have a beef with someone I won't hide it, I'm not mean to them or anything but they know I won't entertain any ****. People respect you more if they know where they stand with you. That's how it wors for me anyway.

what do you think of me?

You are a needy boy. Just kidding man. You seem like a popular guy around here and you have established yourself quickly. More power to you.

 

[Immortalfire]

Immortalfire Asks


If you're The Future, tell me about mine.

The Future for you entails great sadness and elation, but the elation by far outweighs the sadness. You will fulfill one of your lifes ambitions in the near future. This is the word of TF, go in peace brah.

Excellent

 

[fu manchu]

How’s the weather in your town?
Do you like the town you live in?
How long have you lived there?
Can you name one thing you hate about your town?
Can you name one good thing about your town (besides yourself, of course)?
Would you want to move somewhere else? If so, where? Why?
Where will I be in the future?

 

[TheFuture]

fu manchu Asks


How’s the weather in your town?

It's typically raining right now. That's nothing new though, our Summer consisted of like 3 sunny days.

Do you like the town you live in?

I suppose I'm lucky when I compare my town to other towns so yeah, I like my town, it's got a great community vibe, a rariety in this day and age.

How long have you lived there?

21 years and counting, I know no other home!

Can you name one thing you hate about your town?

Kids from the surrounding area's coming into my community and being little hellraisers with no respect. What ever happened to respecting your elders? I blame the parents, and the services that let those parents down.

Can you name one good thing about your town (besides yourself, of course)?

My best mates, all 9 of them, are from this town too so it was awesome growing up here. Ah the memories of Christmas, of Halloween, of Birthdays! Good times.

Would you want to move somewhere else? If so, where? Why?

Manly, Sydney. I was there for a month visiting my brother and I fell in love with the place. Such a great vibe from the area and the nightlife is fantastic. Plus, I'd be a whole lot happier about raising any potential family over there than here, thisplace is going to the ****s.

Where will I be in the future?

Your future is bright and you will get to where you want to be just once you do what you want to do. Beware of taking advice from people who don't know what they are talking about, it will lead you down a perilous road. This is the word of TF, go in peace brah.

 

[LondonGirl]

Personal oness

A feature in a girl you like best?

What you like best in a girl?

 

[TheFuture]

LondonGirl Asks

A feature in a girl you like best?

I wouldn't like to say what feature I like in a girl, because if the shoes were on the other feet, I'd hate to think that my looks were being scrutinised and then as a result being judged as a person based on looks.

What you like best in a girl?

Someone who can make me feel at ease. You'd be surprised at how much looks play a minimum part if you come across someone that truely brightens up your day.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

Current celebrity crush?

How old are you?

Dont, dont you want me?

Favorite part of a duck?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

where did you lose it?

Tell me your favorite joke?

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

Favorite film ever?

Most overated film ever?

Favorite film of 1989?

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

Wha was the last real person you saw naked?

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

 

[TheFuture]

The-Dark-Knight Asks


Favorite Blonde?

It has to be Jessica Alba man!

Current celebrity crush?

Toss up between Megan Fox and Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

How old are you?

21

Dont, dont you want me?

No because I'm not working in a cocktail bar anymore.

Favorite part of a duck?

The Beak?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

18

where did you lose it?

At my house. It took weeks of planning, it easy planning a night when both parents and several brothers are out of the house.

Tell me your favorite joke?

Favourite joke.........eh......Two Nuns are driving along the highway and a vampire jumps on the windscreen. Sister Mary turns to Sister Joan and says "show him your cross!" Sister Joan leans out the window and yells at the vampire "**** OFF!"

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

I hate the tabloid media.

Favorite film ever?

The Departed or Godfather Part II

Most overated film ever?

2001 A Space Odyssey, I don't get the big ****ing deal.

Favorite film of 1989?

Batman 89, duh!

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

No intercourse.

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

It's all the same brah.

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

Ducky P.

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

Mark Wahlberg.

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

I don't know any female hype members well enough to answer that question.

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Willis was 'talkin bout' his brash ignorance towards anything that he couldn't understand.

 

[Rando]

scared of death?

favorite bruce willis film?

 

[TheFuture]

Rando Asks

scared of death?

I'm not scared of death itself, but rather the process. I mean like there are very few cases of natural death these days, I would be terrified of dying from cancer especially after seeing what it did to my godmother. I'd also be afraid of saying goodbye to my family and friends.

favorite bruce willis film?

Toss up between Die Hard 1 and Sin City.

 

[knowsbleed]

What does it mean for you to act human? To be a human? What does being human constitute?

Are you religious? If so, what is your religion and your stance on people who aren't? If not, what is your stance on people who are?

Do you believe that music can really mean something to somebody, if so then tell us about an experience of your own. If not, why not?

Don't you love cheeseburgers?

 

[Spider-Fan]

Matthew, or Matt. You?

Want me to spoil a question you can have for me in my 15 minutes?

(which won't be for a long while...I am far down there, lol)

 

[TheFuture]

knowsbleed Asks

What does it mean for you to act human? To be a human? What does being human constitute?

For me to act human is to show compassion, to realise that everyone is not perfect and that people will make mistakes. He who hasn't sinned can cast the first stone and all that.


Are you religious? If so, what is your religion and your stance on people who aren't? If not, what is your stance on people who are?

I was Catholic but I don't think I'd class myself as Catholic anymore and am probably agnostic. As I mentioned above some ****ed up **** has happened to me such as losing my godmother the way I did and also seeing how the church treats people who have committed suicide. It sickened me.

What's my stance on Religion? Do what you want to do, I use to hate when arrogant ****s use to think they were better than me just because I believed in a God. Faith for me was a very personal thing so I think it's awful to ridicule anyone over their faith. BUT, I have no problem with atheists as a group. Every group has its' extremists and fundamentalists; it pisses me off when I see it in Religion and in Atheism. I don't know why if people are perfectly secure in what they believe(religion or atheism) that they feel they have to prove themselves.

Do you believe that music can really mean something to somebody, if so then tell us about an experience of your own. If not, why not?

I believe that music can inspire people. Anytime I ever felt down about something I would just put on Marvin Gaye or Stevie Wonder and I would just feel this power surging through me. At my heaviest I was 16 stone ar 5"7, real bad man. That music helped me get were I am now, which is now comfortably under 12 stone(and I'm still losing a few pounds).

Then of course there are songs that you can just perfectly relate to such as Tears in Heaven, Chasing Cars or Time To Say Goodbye, those songs are the difference between keeping your composure and just absolutely losing it at a sad occasion(such as a funeral).


Don't you love cheeseburgers?

Who doesn't man? But I've had to cut back on the fast food lately. I can't remember the last time I was in McDonalds, Burger King or KFC!



Thank you sir for those questions.

 

[knowsbleed]

Why the thank you?

Have you ever heard and opinion that was so different from your own that you just instantly felt hated/anger toward the originator of the opinion? If so, what was your retort and if not, how did you hold your composure?

What are your personal experiences with racism? Have you ever encountered racism yourself or only through media?

How have you managed to keep the discipline to lose so much weight? What was your primary influence?

What makes you keep coming back to the Hype?