15 Minutes 15 Minutes: knowsbleed

[Star]

Who would win?

DorkyFresh vs knowsbleed (??? muharblargh??)

 

[knowsbleed]

Showtime entertainment presents:

Nosebleed or Knowsbleed?

Neither as of the time that someone deemed I needed a name change. I guess I talk to much for my own good. Buh bye knowsbleed.

If Bamfer was a smurf which one would he be?

I would make up a new smurf for Bamf. We would call him (surprisingly) Bamfer Smurf. He would have atrocious gas.

If you could pick a profession other then the one you currently have, what would it be?

If I could pick another profession, I would honestly want one that is physically challenging as well as mentally. Something outdoors preferably. I would honestly be happy working a construction job for the rest of my life, it just seems so simple and rewarding in ways that other jobs just don’t seem to accomplish. The thing is, I want to use my mind as well… but I do know that I do not want to sit behind a desk for the rest of my career.

Would you be more afraid of an alien or ghost at the end of your bed?

Ugh… thanks show… you just gave me the creeps. It is 9pm at night, I’m superstitious and now I’ve got the chills just thinking about an alien or a ghost staring at me from the foot of my bed. They are both equally creepy to me right now.

 

[knowsbleed]

JAL wants to know:

Why are you so awesome and how can I be more like you?

JAL, why would you want to be like me? To be me has it's own slew of problems that nobody knows about except for me. Your problems are your problems, they are yours and nobody can take that away from you... it's part of what makes us individuals. I'll keep mine that way I'll stay me and you stay you. Deal?

 

[Star]

My god, your answers are just. So. Wise. I can't leave this thread. It's like the ten commandments to me

 

[knowsbleed]

Rawwwny shayd says this to me:

KNOWSBLEED

In screenwriting experts describe an OUTER GOAL and and INNER NEED. The outer goal is the primary objective of the character over the course of the film. The inner need is some issue they need to work out or something they need to realize about themselves, or a fundamental change they need to make about the way they live.

In the movie of your life, what is your outer goal?

Also, speculate on what your inner need might be.

I'll get back to this one. I'd like to devote some decent thought to it... it is a great question.

 

[knowsbleed]

Eggybrother from another mother is curious:

Hello?

Yes indeed.

That first one was easy, wasn't it?

Yes... considerably.

Bamfer's tied to the train tracks as a choo choo approaches. He's wearing a frilly pink dress and his toes poke out from the bottom and wiggle quicker as the train gets nearer. His frilly pink hat gets blown off by the prairie breeze. How fast are you driving the train? And what's on the radio?

I am speeding so incredibly fast, so fast that it would be impossible for the Bamfer to escape even if she were to get loose (get loose? ew). I'm trying to break that back... let's go faster.

This is on the radio:

The Empire Strikes Back or The Return of the Jedi?

Empire of course. What kind of blasphemous fool would pick Ewoks over Father/Son drama??

Top five favourite horror films?

Poltergeist
A Nightmare on Elm Street
The Entity
An American Werewolf in London
The Thing

Stephen King or Clive Barker. Please give a reason, lazy.

I prefer Clive Barker. When I read his books, I get so drawn into his stories that I cannot escape. I find myself wondering what the hell the man is thinking and where he goes in his mind to conjure such vivid nightmares? They are so erotically charged yet so horrific, it is truly disturbing if you think about it... and I admire that.

If all of mankind was wiped out, how would you like it to happen?

Zombie apocalypse?
Giant monster from the depths of the sea?
Vampire Ninjas?
Some kind of climate change?
Alien invasion?
Fire and brimstone battle between heaven and hell?
Obliteration from the death star cannons?

You choose.

Can't I just die having sex?

More will follow.

Look forward to them... yabum.

 

[knowsbleed]

Mee's mysteries:

Why the obsession with my gangsta pic?

It's so suburbafied... almost innocent in its gangstah-ness, yet you exude a sort of swagger...

HAHA... just kidding.

Why the obsession with bloody noses?

I used to often get them... they've become part of my life, a large part of my memory, part of me. I like me. You don't like me? or do you not like Mee?

Do you miss muscles as much as I do?

Yes I damn do miss muscles, I miss all the food talk. I miss it terribly and wish he would come back and make a thread about hamburgers already.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Just one question.....

Spoiler

What the hell is a muharblargh?

 

[JayCaz]

You described one of your favourite Horror flicks as 'The Entity'

Could you tell me a little about the movie & why you'd recommend it?

 

[JP]

Does your nose knows? Explain.

 

[knowsbleed]

oh lordy... The-Dark-Knight barrages:

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

I don't really go for blondes to tell you the truth... though I do have a thing for Michelle Pfeiffer. Not just because of Catwoman either, she's been hot since Scarface to me. She just oozes fine.

How old are you?

I prefer to be vague about this. Old enough to be a father.

Favorite smell?

A woman, the different smells women have are all hypnotic to me. I think that is my weakness, when a woman is close to me and I can smell their perfume or natural scent... they can pretty much do anything they want to me. It's a beautiful thing.

Ever stopped when it was hammer time?

All the time... can be hammer time

Do you like Pina Colada?

I can't stand Pina Colada. It is disgusting IMO.

And getting caught in the rain?

I don't mind that... unless it is 20 degrees or below, then I think I'll pass and take a hot shower instead.

Whats type of condom is your favorite?

The kind that I don't need to wear.

Ever ate a raw mushroom?

Yess... they are yummy beyond yummy. Fungus... mmmmm.

Favorite chocolate bar?

I don't eat candy.

Some say Chocolate is better than sex do you agree or think they were a bit mad?

Could be true, but I highly doubt it. If chocolate is better than sex to you, then you might want to try and have some better sex... or tell me what kind of chocolate you're eating.

Least favorite smell?

I, uhhh... the smell I like the least is sexually related. The day the Hype becomes a rated-R site, I'll answer this questions thoroughly.

Show us a recent picture of yourself?

No thanks, there's pictures of me in the photo album in case people want to bother.

What were you thinking as you took the picture?

I was probably bored, I hate pictures.

Ghostbusters or Gremlins?

What an unfair questions! Both movies were great movies for their time, but I feel that Ghostbusters has transcended cult status and has aged a lot better than Gremlins has... sooo, Ghostbusters.

Favorite Ghostbuster?

Venkman of course!

Who should they cast as Robo-Cop in the remake?

Daniel Craig... he has that cold, robotic look in his eyes when he wants to. A british Robocop would be interesting to say the least.

When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?

I'm too tired to do that. I don't really find myself attractive and am usually pretty surprised when others do.

Ever walked in on someone Having the sex?

Yes

If so who was it?

Room mate, when I had a room mate.

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?

I knew about sex so long ago... I don't remember a time I didn't know about sex... so... long... ago...

Current celebrity crush?

I don't get into celebrity crushes. Waste of time? Yes, it is.

If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?

I'm going to be unimaginative here and say I'd like to be a dog. They get fed, get to play, and get to sleep... that's great.

Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars

Uhhhh... sure

Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?

Nooooooooo... no, no, no... nooooooo

Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?

No, I have not done that.

Who do you love more than anything?

Me time... I love my alone time. It's great and it's something I cherish. Please don't take that away from me.

What word do you use too often?

Monkey

Dont, dont you want me?

Not in the least. Is that a lyric?

Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?

All the time... that song was the bane of my early teens.

Favorite part of a duck?

The oily part.

Least favorite part of a duck?

The non-oily part.

You rub a lamp a genie apears and gives you 3 wishes (you cannot wish for more wishes) what are your 3 wishes?

-I’d wish fast forward my life to the point of my death
-I’d then wish to retain all the knowledge I had up to that point and then…
-I’d wish to start my life over again with the knowledge I had up to my death

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

15

where did you lose it?

In a closet underneath the stairs.

They are making a big budget film of The A-Team, who would you cast as The A-Team?

Spoons as BA Baracus... and that's it.

Tell me your favorite joke?

Knock knock
who's there
[blackout]Go **** yourself[/blackout]

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

Sometimes, I'm sarcastic

Favorite film ever?

Toss up between Transformers 1986 and The Goonies

Most overated film ever?

It's a Wonderful Life

Favorite film of 1989?

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

Is the animal willing...


... no, seriously, no secks...

seriously

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

I love tomatoes... they taste soooo good. My favorite vegetable by far.

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

flux capacitor

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

Some random Asian guy

Who would you want to direct it?

Martin Scorsese

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

I don't want to offend anybody.

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

He was talking about Mee and his gangstah shades.

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

That is incriminating news that I don't think I'll relay in a public forum

Who was the last real person you saw naked?

Same answer as above

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

One that wears armor and likes to do battle?

Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?

Indifferent

Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?

Reminds me of a car commercial

When did you last have you some sex?

Private affair... not relaying on a public forum

If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?

Not in the slightest, feel free to do what I wouldn't though.

If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?

I really don't think he'd appreciate it. But if you think he would... okay, I'll do it.

Ever fancied some man on man action(not with me)?

no... not even close to a yes.

Ever fancied some man on man on man action?

no... not even close to being close to a yes

Ever fancied some man on man on donkey action?

you are a sick mother****er

Favorite toy as a child?

Die cast metal Optimus Prime

Worst gift you ever recieved and who was it from?

My uncle gave me one of those magnetic mustache portraits when I was a kid, and he opened it for me but didnt realize that you weren't supposed to open the package with the metal shavings in it...

... the guy spilled all of the metal shavings all over the place. What a tard

Your invisible for a day, what do you do during the day, give me a timetable.

I... sleep? All day.

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person of the opposite sex, would you leave them?

...

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person the same sexas them, would you leave them?

... probably not.

Ever wore a leotard?

No, has any male you've asked this question to answered yes?

If not why not?

Because I'm not a leotard type of guy. I don't think it would compliment my figure.

Who's your daddy?

A very old, grumpy man who smokes too much and can barely get around anymore.

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

No... not ever

 

[chaseter]

Why did you change your name to something incredibly odd/lame?

 

[jaguarr]

Why did you change your name to something incredibly odd/lame?

I think it has sort of the same psychology behind it as those emo kids who cut themselves "to let the pain out".

jag

 

[Erzengel]

Name as many Asian Posters as you can.

 

[Erzengel]

I sometimes secretly laugh at some people's 15 minutes who barely get past the first page and then are closed. Comment?

 

[knowsbleed]

King Lizard asks:

If you could create your own Transformer, what would it transform into and what would its name be?

Oooh... if I have enough time I'm actually going to make a drawing of this. He would transform into an SR-71 Blackbird. His name would be Omega Holocaust.

Spoiler

 

[knowsbleed]

I'll continue with the questions later. Time for me to get the required amount of sleep I'll need to function as a normal human being tomorrow.

Tomorrow... begins with Bamfer's questions (you can change my name back now... I'm not feeling this).

btw... thanks for the questions everybody, this is fun and I hope to catch up to all the questions really soon. Keep 'em coming.

 

[DorkyFresh]

1...Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?





2........................................bananna???

 

[Ronny Shade]

Rawwwny shayd says this to me:



I'll get back to this one. I'd like to devote some decent thought to it... it is a great question.

choose a response:

Spoiler

sissy

Spoiler

good to see that you're actually putting some thought into it

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

No male has yet to answer yes to the leotard question, And a tomato is a fruit

Oh and 'dont, dont you want me' is froma human league song.

 

[Logan's Runt]

Why am I awesome? Use pictures in your answer.

 

[knowsbleed]

Bamf bamf bo bamf banana fanna fo famf, me my mo mamf, baaamf wanna knows:

Write a paragraph about what we would do if we were to chill.

I’d have to make some preparations before the actual “chilling” took place. So I’d definitely need to hire a babysitter, I know you’re picky about who is feeding you so I’ll let you have the final say in who watches you. Then I’d brief the babysitter, “No alcoholic beverages for Bamfer, he gets cranky and ‘sensitive’.”
Then I’d leave you two be and I’d go out and have a good time with Mommy Bamfer.

Now write a paragraph about what would we actually do if we were to chill.

I was 100% serious… seriously

Natalie Portman's Corpse?

You are soooOOoooOOooo going to hell.

Poetic Chaos's Cousin?

Next time I’m in San Fran… Poetic Chaos definitely needs to hook me up.

What would you put cheese on?

Poetic Chaos’s cousin

Do you want more questions from me later?

Butt of course

 

[The Apatow Crew]

JAL wants to know:



JAL, why would you want to be like me? To be me has it's own slew of problems that nobody knows about except for me. Your problems are your problems, they are yours and nobody can take that away from you... it's part of what makes us individuals. I'll keep mine that way I'll stay me and you stay you. Deal?

Okay, you're so wise, beyond all years.

You should start a 1-900 number and consult to people. They're looking for answers and you can give them what they're looking for. At a price that is.

 

[JP]

I'm enjoying this more than previous Minutes.

 

[Logan's Runt]

Me too! Though I haven't actually read it, I enjoy anything involving knowsbleed.