15 Minutes 15 Minutes: knowsbleed

[Star]

knowsbleed is like the Gandhi of the Hype

 

[Logan's Runt]

knowsbleed is like the Gandhi of the Hype

If Gandhi was filled with disdain and anger! And alcohol.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Lots of alcohol

 

[The Apatow Crew]

knowsbleed is like the Gandhi of the Hype

Yes he is. so inslightful on everything worldwide.

 

[Badger]

Knows is the Karl Marx of the Hype.

 

[Star]

If Gandhi was filled with disdain and anger! And alcohol.

...Wasn't he?

 

[Logan's Runt]

...Wasn't he?

All but the alcohol. And his was more of a mild irritation.

 

[AndThePickles]

How's your love life going?

Why do you look so freakin young?

Unicorns or dragons?

 

[DBella]

Did you lose interest in this, 'bleed?

 

[knowsbleed]

Badger of Honor badges me:

Knows, who is actually?

Runt of course

Where are you?

Osan AB, Republic of Korea

Do you feel bad now?

Why would I feel bad? I do feel bad now that you asked though, I haven't been answering these questions in a timely manner and I know I always harp about that in these 15 minuteses... but I'm sooo busy.

Why not?

I don't like the smell of rotten punani... it's horrible.

Don't you love me anymore?

Oh boy, did I ever?

It's 'cause Bamfer has bigger **** isn't it?

With huge brown nipples...

... saucers I tellya.

Post Erz's Pic? I know you have it saved.

She made me promise not to... she's so shy.






I know I've been slow on answering these questions... but I promise to answer them all eventually. Work and personal life gets pretty crazy sometimes. Patience is a virtue, please have some... on me!

 

[knowsbleed]

Ms Awesome Avatar sez to me:

Tell us how you got your name in one short paragraph. Make it interesting.

My nose has been broken and bled before... it was something that stuck with me and was my nickname at that time. I brought it here, I was banned as 'nosebleed' so I changed it to knowsbleed. Jag once told me it sounded as if I "knew what it was like to bleed"... I really liked that... though I knew at the time that jag was using his sarcastic tongue to mock and belittle me. He's mean like that.

Describe yourself in one paragraph in about 50 words or less.

I am a person who always tries to remain as true to myself as I possibly can. Sometimes this does not benefit those around me, nor my career... as I refuse to be somebody I'm not. I don't know if this is the best way to live, but it is how I live.

Are you always funny?

No, of course I'm not always funny. There is a time and a place for everything but I definitely try to keep a sense of humor about everything in life... I am far from being a serious person.

When you do come my way, how long will you be staying?

I will be there for 3 years. Hopefully I'll be able to extend that to 4. I love that place and want to stay there as long as I can.

When are you going to teach me that Japanese song you told me about?

Hehe, soon. Very soon.

Name 5 posters whom you consider your 'buddy' at the Hype.

Bamfer
Eggy
Runt
Dorkyfresh
Spoons

List 3 things you love best about yourself.

I wouldn't go as far as saying I love things about myself... but I'll say that do love my love for my family. The other things are just likes... but you didn't ask about my likes... did you?

One thing you'd change about yourself, if you can.

I would take my habit for procrastination and kill it. It would be first degree murder where I'd plot and scheme and relish in it's death... I would dance around it's dead body... nude.

If we were to bump into each other, would you know it's me?

Because you've shown us... you.

Best branch in the military?

The Air Force... of course.



The Original Bamfff... is a smelly guy:

Why is Badger jealous of me?

Because of your infectious, leathery, old man Skype voice.


The-Dark-Knight probably knows this answer already

Is that Bella in Bella's Avvy?

Methinks you know this answer already


Bella needs to send me more pictures:

Are you, Badger and Bamfy involved in a love triangle?

Did they tell you that? Oh... aren't they the cutest, sick minded couple you know?


Phil the phreak doesn't like Bamfer

No more free Chili's for you Shortstack.

Knows, would you like the ingrate's free Chili's?

I would love some ingrated Chili's. With a side of Runt?[/please]

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Buds

 

[knowsbleed]

Capitan Planeta preguntar

Is it true your wife is an evil entity/spirit that lives in your extra-bedroom? You guys don't even sleep in the same bed?

My wife is in the United States and I am in Korea. There is an evil entity who lives in my spare bedroom in my apartment. This evil entity likes to drink my alcohol when I am not around... hence making the entity evil. It sometimes also refuses to flush the toilet and often uses my towel without my permission... making it a rude and evil entity.


Sam Fisher queries me about a bunch of tv shows I do not watch therefore I give not one damn about

Tell me, what does God need with a starship?

I'm assuming he uses it to make you such an awesome person... therefore he wins... and so do you.

Why were the The Dead Zone and Firefly canceled and why aren't you doing more to fix it?

And why was Stargate Atlantis canceled in favor of Stargate 90210?

Did you really think I"d answer these questions? Haha... ha...

ha!


Badgey comes back for more and more

Knows, on a scale of one to ten, how much to I love you right now?

Spoiler

For Bamf's Eyes only..

Spoiler

Seriously... Bamf only.

Spoiler

Or always a 10. :heart: [/not gay]

Why enumerate your love? These things are best left said without saying.


The guy who has my initials asks

What celebrity would you like to shiv prison style?

If you mean shiv in an endearing way then I would have to say, Angelina Jolie.


Gilpesh has been hanging around Sam too much

Why was the 4400 canceled and why aren't you doing more to fix it?

And well we're at it, why was Keen Eddie canceled?

Ummm... I give up. What's the answer?


Spoony G asks

Why are Jay-Z and Biggie so much better than that punk-betch Nas and Tupac?

Because you are wrong. WRONG!

Who'll sell more albums next year: 50 or Em?

That's not even a question. 50's boasts haven't been anything to worry about for quite awhile now... plus I'm interested to see if Em is going to bring anything decent to the table this time or if he'll stick with the same crap formula he's been feeding us.

What part of the country is dominating rap music these days?

The auto-tune side.

How's your daughter doin?

My daughter is doing great. She is 7... she knows how to send text messages. She texts me all time... I'm kind of worried.

 

[knowsbleed]

Bella... *whistles*

^Wow... did you really produce those artwork, 'bleed? I think they're fantastic. Didn't realize you have such an incredible hidden talent. Your rapping kinda sucks o )but your art is awesome! I heard someone say this to me once; the artistic ones are usually quite insane. I think I can see that...

Yes, I used to draw a lot... a lot... but I haven't been into drawing like that in over a decade. Though I can still draw... I'm nowhere near as comfortable doing it as I used to be. I'd love to have the drive to get into it again, but I'm lazy .

And my rapping does not suck. You haven't heard any of my lyrics yet. Ask Bamfer.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

More q's. I've been thinking about these for the past few days.

1. What's your feelings towards mints?

2. Does your wife or kids wonder what you do on here all day?

3. What do you want for xmas?

4. If you could bring back 3 banned users, who would they be?

 

[knowsbleed]

Avan a good time asks:

Do you speak from the head or the heart?

My head is telling me to say that I speak from my heart. My heart feels like I speak from my head. People have told me that I speak from my mouth.

I speak more from my head than my heart... I am too guarded and reserved to do the opposite with reckless abandon.

Of the 7 deadly sins, which one would most likely send you to hell?

Definitely Lust. Oh... lust... for many things. What a lustful person I am.

Lover or a dreamer?

I've never seen the two compared as if they were opposites. Don't they go hand in hand? I'm both.

If you are ever in Australia would you hit up some cones with me and watch old G1 episodes?

MOS DEF!

What the hell are you wating for?

A plane ticket... duh!

If you had the choice what would you do? Lift the ban on blind_fury or get CFlash back?

I'd definitely love to try and convince CFlash to come back. My Boriqueno brother from another mother was a great partner in the fight against all that was horrible in that movie. But I really don't think he'd be interested in the sequel.

Your favourite Transformer toy besides Optimus?

Omega Supreme. He was huge. That's not really true though, probably Soundwave. I wish they'd make a working version of him, that would be cool beyond cool... I'd break out with some cassette tapes just for that.

DOG LIPS, Optimus Prime, and Michael Bay are sitting out in the sun drinking Mojito's, what's wrong with this picture?

Michael Bay isn't turning into dust?

 

[knowsbleed]

I agree.

Spoooons... *tsk tsk*

Great work man.

Many thanks HR.

 

[DBella]

Fine... what do you like most about yourself?

Use one word to describe each branch of the military.

How long have you been in the Air Force? Do you like what you do?

Will your family be PCSing with you here?

I know you don't know me as well as you do the others but... based on the little bit that you know about me, do you think I can make it in the military?

Other than 'laziness', (which is an epidemic I tell ya) why have you stopped drawing/painting?

What are your aspirations and who inspires you?

As for your rapping, I wanna hear your lyrics to determine for myself if you really don't suck like you claimed.

 

[Silverstein]

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is your favorite color?

 

[knowsbleed]

Starchasing is curious:

Who would win?

DorkyFresh vs knowsbleed (??? muharblargh??)

Depends on what we're versusing over... but I can beat him up if that is the question. Big brother strength and all.

My god, your answers are just. So. Wise. I can't leave this thread. It's like the ten commandments to me

Aww... you make me *le blush*. I don't know if I approve of the religious reference though, let's not taint the comparison.

Yes... I said taint.


The Michael Bay lover... *psh*

Just one question.....

Spoiler

What the hell is a muharblargh?

A damned awesome noise that you'd be so lucky to hear in your lifetime. Recognize beeyitch!


JayCaz wants to get scared:

You described one of your favourite Horror flicks as 'The Entity'

Could you tell me a little about the movie & why you'd recommend it?

It was a movie that really scared me when I was young. There's this "ghost" that could physically harm someone... and it is raping this poor woman. Imagine the horror, not only is there a ghost in this place... but the ghost is committing probably the most horrible act you could impose on someone aside from killing them... it is raping this woman.

The music has that imposing sense of dread, akin to JAWS... and that really freaked me out when I was a kid watching this movie. To me, it was just a really frightening movie that made me scared to watch it again any time soon.


JPizzle sez dis

Does your nose knows? Explain.

I've never claimed that my nose knows anything... but now that I think about it, my nose might know more than you know my nose knows.


Chasetestosterone asks so tactfully:

Why did you change your name to something incredibly odd/lame?

Because you wouldn't let me play Mole 2. Assface.

 

[Avangarde]

Avan a good time asks:
I've never seen the two compared as if they were opposites. Don't they go hand in hand? I'm both.

It's kind of about what gets used more or what you like to be more of. You can be a bit of a dreamer but you love to love, or something to that effect.

I'd definitely love to try and convince CFlash to come back. My Boriqueno brother from another mother was a great partner in the fight against all that was horrible in that movie. But I really don't think he'd be interested in the sequel.

Omega Supreme. He was huge. That's not really true though, probably Soundwave. I wish they'd make a working version of him, that would be cool beyond cool... I'd break out with some cassette tapes just for that.

You still have cassette tapes? What do you have?

 

[knowsbleed]

Name as many Asian Posters as you can.

Ehh...

Crook
Poetic Chaos
You
Me
Dorkyfresh

I'm sure there are a lot more here... but they haven't made themselves known to me. True ninjas.

I sometimes secretly laugh at some people's 15 minutes who barely get past the first page and then are closed. Comment?

Of course you do... it would be un-Erz-like for you not to. But you see as I see... if someone doesn't want to put much effort into their 15 minutes and would rather treat it like some random internet survey... then why did they even sign up? I take these 15 minutes threads as a way for me to get to know the person in the spotlight a little bit better. I'll ask a few surface questions, then I'll throw some beneath the surface questions if I think they are interesting, then I'll dig even further if I feel the need to. It's all in the content... content is crucial.

 

[knowsbleed]

The Dorky one is naughty naughty:

1...Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?

Jack Nicholson now or 1974?

2........................................bananna???

Haha... you're such an ass.

 

[knowsbleed]

Why am I awesome? Use pictures in your answer.

 

[knowsbleed]

Knows is the Karl Marx of the Hype.

I don't know whether to be complimented or offended.




ATP finally asks me some questions:

How's your love life going?

My wife and I are on the mend... the things people say and do change so drastically from day to day that I am never going to say never again. That's all I'd really like to divulge on SHH publicly.

Why do you look so freakin young?

Do I really look that young? Is that a bad thing? I can see how it would be, not looking mature, therefore not being as attractive as a man who has an older look to them. But it works for me because I'm not a very mature person to begin with anyway... so let's just say I'm well rounded.

Unicorns or dragons?

My heterosexuality is screaming for me to say dragons...


dragons.... !







... but unicorns are aight.