15 Minutes 15 Minutes: lemmasaurus

[Badger]

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

What is your greatest regret?

What is your greatest achievement?

What is your favorite movie?

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what
parts would they have?

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

What are the three things you would never do?

What brought you to the Hype?

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

When would you like to retire?

What would you like to do when retired?

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

Describe your dream house.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

Why should I hire you?

 

[Spider-Fan]

What is your name?
What is your quest?
It's almost 12pm, do you know where your children are?

 

[DBella]

What brought you to the Hype?

Who is your biggest inspiration and role model and why?

Name 3 things you like best about yourself and one that you like least.

 

[Untilteld]

There's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call?

Given the opportunity, would you either:

a) Meet Steve Buscemi
b) Meet Chris Tucker
c) Meet Fran

Would you direct a music video for Hilary Duff?

Blue Man Group? Yes or no?

Do you sneeze often?

You're having a party, name three Hype Girls and three Hype Guys you'd invite.

Do you believe in life outside this planet?

Are you more a Bill or a Ted? Both?

Eiffel tower, who'd be there with you?

Seafood fan?

Gold or Silver?

Juggler?

Are you and I destined to do this forever, or will I be in a padded cell forever?

Post your perfect date, ... GO!

When can we expect babies?

Wanna hook up?

Have you or do you own a slinky?

Who is the hottest girl ever? Guy?

Would you ever wear a fedora?

How is your head?

Last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury.

Do you want a foot massage?

 

[Immortalfire]

Do you like to hang out at gymnasiums?

What is a lemmasaurus?

 

[Rando]

favorite bruce willis movie?

do you like me?

why are you so awesome?

 

[Matrixo]

Do you like turtles?

 

[BizarroAids]

What was the first movie you saw in the theater? What age were you?

Who is your celebrity crush?

How many siblings do you have??

Are you close to your family?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Career goal in life?

What gets on your nerves?

Skateboards or roller blades?

What do you fear?

Freddy, Jason, Myers, Pinhead or Chucky?

Do you like cats?

Knowsbleed offers you some candy, what do you say?

 

[K.B.]

Barbara Walters, Oprah, your wife.

You gotta f**k one, kill one, and marry one, go!

 

[Captain Planet!]

Where are the other drugs going?

 

[lemmasaurus]

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

Never having to work mornings and not working with food, ie. not Panera.
I don't do well with not having specific tasks to do. Being able to draw and not have to deal with hungry people D: Being given a paycheck ON TIME.

What is your greatest regret?

Having boneitis.

What is your greatest achievement?

Living this long with relatively few major screw-ups.

What is your favorite movie?

As far as movies I love enough to watch a million times, it's a four way tie between Zoolander/Old Boy/The Royal Tenenbaums/The Dark Knight.

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what

parts would they have?

Zoolander ala Bat-boards (costuming geeks <3)
Derek - Electric Sixx
Matilda - Squidarella
Hansel - DFA
JB Pruett - AZSpidey
Katinka - Zahanbil

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

If I EVER have time to make my Harley Quinn costume, I'll do my best. Don't count on it.

What are the three things you would never do?

Smoke cigarettes.
See one of those awful 'Genre' Movies.
Punch a baby (or a kitten!).

What brought you to the Hype?

The Joker. Like a year and a half ago.

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

Not quite that petty.

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

Talulah Bankhead, Abraham Lincoln, Buddy Holly.

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

Arrested Development's cancellation. Sigh.

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

Hmm. Probably a little hairpin box that my gramma gave me.

When would you like to retire?

At this point, I'm not sure. It depends on what kind of career I go into and how big my own family is and everything.

What would you like to do when retired?

Live close to my future children and grandchildren so I can be with them a lot. Garden. Sew. Paint.

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

Gosh. I don't know any 18-year-old girls who golf.

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Gossiping is my worst. My best is probably just being generally helpful and polite.

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

The real nightmare? Not getting any D:

Oh, and the time that I broke my bedframe. Oops.

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

I'm drunk. I am not doing maths.

Describe your dream house.

I like my house! I just wish I had my own bathroom. I'm not motivated to clean when my sisters are making it disgusting.
Though I would prefer to have a modestly sized apartment with my kitty that I could decorate myself. On an unlimited budget :V

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

You should've left your pettiness and immaturity in high school, *****.

What is your favorite word?

Javelina.

What is your least favorite word?

Spunky.

What turns you on?

Long fingers. Being good-smelling (not most colognes, though). Visible hip bones. Baseball tees (shut up). Thigh high stockings (on ladies <3). Jeans that are tight in the right places. Receding hairlines >> (just 'cause of Will Arnett and Heath Ledger).

What turns you off?

Hairiness. Bad breath. Feet. Wife-beaters (the shirts. I guess people who beat their wives, too?). Effeminate dudes. Cockiness. Cologne.

What sound do you love?

Crunching dead leaves.

What sound do you hate?

The bread timer at Panera. REEEEEEEEEEEE

It's like one of those dog whistles.

Why should I hire you?

'Cause I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks...

What is your name?

It's Lem, Queen of the... nothing.

What is your quest?

To seek the Holy Grail, natch.

It's almost 12pm, do you know where your children are?

They've taken their castor oil and retired promptly at 8 pm.

Who is your biggest inspiration and role model and why?

Doc Hammer. He's an incredible painter, the co-creator of my favorite show, and just an all-around cool guy.

Name 3 things you like best about yourself and one that you like least.

Like:
- My family trusts me.
- I am surprisingly able to make new friends.
- I've grown up into someone that I can like.

Dislike:
- I'm too quick to trust others and slightly gullible.

 

[lemmasaurus]

There's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call?

Crowbar. Bottled water. I'd call my mom and my ex. Sigh.

Given the opportunity, would you either:

a) Meet Steve Buscemi
b) Meet Chris Tucker
c) Meet Fran

Buscemi for sure. Just so I could tell him "Shut the **** up, Donny."

Would you direct a music video for Hilary Duff?

Dude, if I was getting paid for it, I would do it. And you could count on it being incredibly tongue in cheek and meta.

Blue Man Group? Yes or no?

Not really sure. I know a lot of people who like them and have seen them. I pretty much just know of their notable understudy.

Do you sneeze often?

Not terribly. Though I do have random single hiccups. I sound like a cartoon mouse.

You're having a party, name three Hype Girls and three Hype Guys you'd invite.

I don't care, as long as you're over 21. Probably most of the talented people from the costume threads.

Do you believe in life outside this planet?

I'm actually seriously phobic of aliens, so like. I don't know. I like to not believe in it.

Are you more a Bill or a Ted? Both?

Hmmmm. A Bill, I'd say. But that might be because I hate Keanu.

Eiffel tower, who'd be there with you?

D: No more questions that make me think of my dumb ex.

Seafood fan?

OH yes. Raw over cooked, though. I like oyster shooters, too. Yeah. I'm gettin' my Omega 3's.

Gold or Silver?

Silver, I'm too pale to wear gold.

Juggler?

Too uncoordinated.

Are you and I destined to do this forever, or will I be in a padded cell forever?

Life is swell in a padded cell!

Post your perfect date, ... GO!

It's autumn and I have gloves on. Sushi, a walk in the city, maybe a movie or a concert, then sex :V

When can we expect babies?

I used to say I wanted to wait until I was 30 or so, but my maternal instinct is nuts, so who knows. Depends on when I settle down with a maaan.

Wanna hook up?

No thanks.

Have you or do you own a slinky?

I wish I had a nice metal one. I only ever got the plastic kind.

Who is the hottest girl ever? Guy?

Scarlett Johansson is my number one lady. I have a wide variety of dudes... but it's probably Christian Bale. Or Paul Rudd. Or Adrian Brody. Dammit.

Would you ever wear a fedora?

They're sort of a poser hat now, so I'm not terribly fond of them.

How is your head?

A little dizzy.

Last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury.

I was adjusting my desk in my art class, and I loosened it too much and the edge slammed down right onto my inner elbow. Hurt like a *****.

Do you want a foot massage?

That would be awesome. I've been on 'em for four days in a row.

Do you like to hang out at gymnasiums?

I don't work out, so I don't really go to gyms.

What is a lemmasaurus?

Like a T-Rex, but with **** and glasses.

favorite bruce willis movie?

The Fifth Element.

do you like me?

I like your ridiculous pictures and complete lack of self-consciousness.

why are you so awesome?

Who else had black high top Converse for their first pair of shoes?

It's all about conditioning :V

Do you like turtles?

Yeah, but I'm weird about handling them. I want to ride a giant tortoise.

What was the first movie you saw in the theater? What age were you?

The Nightmare Before Christmas, I think. I was three. Scared the **** out of me.

Who is your celebrity crush?

Ohhh man. Will Arnett. <3 GOB.

How many siblings do you have??

Two. Twin sisters, five years younger.

Are you close to your family?

Very, yes. My extended family, too.

Career goal in life?

Illustrator.

What gets on your nerves?

When people are rude to restaurant workers. WE TRY SO HARD.

Skateboards or roller blades?

I'm too clumsy to do either... bicycle, please.

What do you fear?

Aliens, centipedes, failure.

Freddy, Jason, Myers, Pinhead or Chucky?

Freddy, I think.

Do you like cats?

Yeessss. I have the best cat. My little Jack <3 The other cat, Sally, is a *****ebag.

Knowsbleed offers you some candy, what do you say?

Is that a euphamism for rape?

Barbara Walters, Oprah, your wife.

You gotta f**k one, kill one, and marry one, go!

Rewrite this for my gender and I'll answer it.

Where are the other drugs going?

Probably into the falafel.

Now I go to sleeeeeep

 

[knowsbleed]

Knowsbleed offers you some candy, what do you say?

Is that a euphamism for rape?

No, I offer candy to e-people all the time. They usually take it unconditionally and without regret or subliminal thoughts of rape/pillage/plunder. Are you okay with that? Want some candy?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

How old are you?

Current celebrity crush?

How old are you?

Dont, dont you want me?

Favorite part of a duck?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

where did you lose it?

Tell me your favorite joke?

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

Favorite film ever?

Most overated film ever?

Favorite film of 1989?

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

Wha was the last real person you saw naked?

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

 

[K.B.]

Who would win in a fight:

Gargamel or Dr. Claw?

 

[lemmasaurus]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

Scarlett Johansson. Also, dkim.

How old are you?

18.

Current celebrity crush?

Will Arnett. Repeat questions much?

How old are you?

Several seconds older than before!

Dont, dont you want me?

No, no thank you.

Favorite part of a duck?

The corkscrew penis.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

15.

where did you lose it?

In my vagina.

Tell me your favorite joke?

Sarah Palin is qualified to be Vice President. :V

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

My life is an open book.

Favorite film ever?

Probably the Royal Tenenbaums.

Most overated film ever?

The Matrix.

Favorite film of 1989?

Before I was born; disqualified.

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

Sorry, I don't know what 'secks' is. Sex is not a dirty word.

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

Tomato.

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

POISON.

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

Burt Reynolds.

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

None of the above.

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

I couldn't tell you.

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

The ex.

Wha was the last real person you saw naked?

The ex, again.

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

Balderdash!

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

Only in my dreams, where 5'3" girls with big asses are coveted by the modeling industry.

Who would win in a fight:

Gargamel or Dr. Claw?

Dr. Claw... although if it was a fight between the cats, than certainly Azrael.

 

[Rando]

if you had to kill someone from the hype, who would it be and how would you do it

 

[odiin]

Why is Noir a terrible person who should never be allowed on the internet, let alone back on this crappy ass site?

 

[Heffer Wolf]

Should you give away the animation rights to the Mr. Banana Grabber character?

 

[lemmasaurus]

if you had to kill someone from the hype, who would it be and how would you do it

I'd take one for the team.

Why is Noir a terrible person who should never be allowed on the internet, let alone back on this crappy ass site?

Probably because he's Russian.

Should you give away the animation rights to the Mr. Banana Grabber character?

I can't take fault with the guy in the $600 dollar banana suit. COME ON!

 

[knowsbleed]

What is the most vile, dastardly thing you have ever thought of doing and did you do it? If so, what was the outcome? If not, why didn't you do it?

Do you smoke? If so, what is your cancer stick of choice?

What are the physical aspects of your ideal mate?

What are the all-other-aspects of your ideal mate?

Do you believe in a monogamous relationship? What about marriage? What about a multiple partner relationship? State reasons for each.

How many times in your life have you had regret and what would you do to take back those regrets if you could?

Who do you feel closest to here at SHH and why?

Do you think Bamfer is a big ninny? Because I do.

 

[Erzengel]

I know you've posted your pictures on SHH etc. What have been some of the creepiest PMs you have gotten from some of the chuds on here?

 

[Badger]

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