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If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

What is your greatest regret?


What is your greatest achievement?

What is your favorite movie?

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what

parts would they have?

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

What are the three things you would never do?

What brought you to the Hype?

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

When would you like to retire?

What would you like to do when retired?

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

Describe your dream house.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

Why should I hire you?

Please answer the following questions and give us your thoughts behind each answer.

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

*The half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
* "Sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (This may include, but is not limited to: fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
* "Mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (You do not get to pick the symptoms).
* "Really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
* Severe illness would disrupt your plans.
* You could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
* If you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be Ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

* Keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise and Anna Nicole Smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
* A dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
* The dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

* Either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond.
* Donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
* Heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
* Both will eventually kill you

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

* You have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
* Your Spam Filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the Spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* A midget
* An albino
* An albino midget

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?


* Assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
* As the Dream Crushing Weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
* Being referred to as The Weasel, basically makes you Pauly Shore.


Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

*Assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
*Assume with Colonel Sanders there would liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
*Assume that Aunt Jemima is like Oprah's character in The Color Purple.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

* The environmentalist is Ed Begley Jr.
* By killing Ed Begley Jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
* His family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
* Ed Begley Jr will feel no pain because he is not human
* Good God man, just kill him already!!

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

* The turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
* The turtle is named "Sam" and people call him "Sam the turtle."
* There is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
* There is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
* There is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
* You could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
* Sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
* You could kill Sam in any manner that you choose.

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

* If you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
* Haha, I know, a discreet ****.
* If everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
* ****!

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

* Assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
* The papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
* The placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
* The placenta might be gross to eat.
* Nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

* One or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
* The 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
* 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
* No kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local Golden Corral.

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

* Your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
* The corpse is a family member you like and you are not Bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

* Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
* Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
* What kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should I know.
* It might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
* The cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
* The cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

* Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
* What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
* If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
* Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

* Assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
* Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
* A jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
* You might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
* Jetskis claim many lives per year.
* Similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

* Skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
* You might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
* If you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
* Skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
* Assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

* Assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
* Assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
* If you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
* Always being hungry could lead to being fat.
* Being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on TLC or some such channel.

...and go!
 
If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

Probably some sort of pilot/adventurer. I like going to different places and exploring new areas. I'm not much for sitting in one place for too long, nor do I really like reading or watching Television...so something to get me out of the apartment.

What is your greatest regret?


I don't know if I really have one. Probably playing soccer instead of baseball.

What is your greatest achievement?

Graduating college

What is your favorite movie?

I'm definitely a fan of '12 Angry Men' and 'Mr. Smith Goes to Washington'. Aside from those two classics, 'To Kill a Mockingbird' is a favorite book/movie and I also enjoy some of the basics like 'Alien', 'Terminator', 'The Rock' and stuff like that.

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what parts would they have?

Well I did the original "ReCast the Hype Thread", so I've casted a ton of Hypsters, but I'll update an old favorite

X-Men
Cyclops: ShadowBoxing
Wolverine: Golgo-13
Colossus: Colossal Spoons
Jean Grey: DBella
Emma Frost: ComicChick

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

Hire someone else to do it.

What are the three things you would never do?

Never say never.

What brought you to the Hype?

Christopher Reeve's death

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

....all dead and gone.

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

Jennifer Connelly
Barack Obama
Thomas Jefferson

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

Nothing, I'd be afraid of what I'd screw up.

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

The first appearance of Wolverine probably

When would you like to retire?

When nature makes me retire.

What would you like to do when retired?

Not be retired

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

I do not Golf

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Worst: Biting my nails
Best: Working out

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Oh, god, recently I can think of one. I slept with a real ADHD type, and she was completely annoying. She kept saying "hi" during, and yes I was told to rent a certain movie afterwards.

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

I'm gonna say "2".

Describe your dream house.

Eh, pretty basic. Just a nice yard, probably about 3000 sq.ft. Gotta have a nice master bedroom, good sized kitchen, maybe a place for a workout room.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

To my friend Alex; ditch your current girlfriend.

What is your favorite word?

Willpower

What is your least favorite word?

Lazy

What turns you on?

Intelligence, and a nice bod, but they definitely gotta have something going on upstairs or else I'll just walk away.

What turns you off?

Stupidity and laziness.

What sound do you love?

The sound of silence

What sound do you hate?

Not to found of gunshots.

Why should I hire you?

I don't know, how much money are you offering me?
 
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Rank the following comic book movies in order of your anticipation:

Captain America
Thor
Wolverine
Avengers
Iron Man 2
Hulk 2
 
Were you always a workout junkie, or was there something/someone beyond yourself that inspired you to get to the gym?

What is the best song with Devil in the title?

Last time you actually shadowboxed?

If you could go one on one with any Hype member in the octagon, past or present, who would it be?

Celebrity you'd like to take down a peg?

Who is your favorite Ninja Turtle?

What are your thoughts on the upcoming live action He-Man?
 
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Hello ShadowBoxing? :yay:

:huh:

Do blondes have more fun?

How frequently do you smoke cigars?

If you smoke a cigar when you're drunk and you forget that you're not supposed to inhale, does it make you green, heave, and then run for the toilet like when I last had one?

I'm going out drinking tonight would you like to have drunken IM with me?

What kind of thread would you like me to create tonight while inebriated that doesn't include reminiscing about The Greatest American Hero?

Why do you dislike Beatlejuice themed avies? :oldrazz:

What is that in your avy? Looks like a demonic ape or something.

If you could bring back one banned poster who would it be? Please give a reason.

Make an amalgamation of two posters. I want a name, where they post, and the disposition.

Worst instance of torture: nail pulling, electric nipple clamps, or a toothy blow?

Last but not least, what is your favourite flavoured toothpaste?
 
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And, in closing...

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Hal Jordan Asks

Why are you mean to my friends?
A: Quite frankly, your friends are morons and should die and very painful and slow death by shooting stars.

High fives, thoughts?

A: High fives are definitely superior to any kind of sex or physical intimacy. You have to be careful though, too much high fiving can cause your high five stick to feel chaffed and raw. You should always wear protection while high fiving.

Are you witting?

A: Most definitely, and strong and persistent.

Finally, does this outfit make me look fat?

A: Yes:csad:

 
Rank the following comic book movies in order of your anticipation:

Captain America
Thor
Wolverine
Avengers
Iron Man 2
Hulk 2
Avengers
Wolverine
Iron Man 2
Captain America
Thor
Hulk 2

It really boils down to knowing stuff about the movie. I know a lot about Wolverine, and not as much about the others, which could all turn out like sh**. As for Avengers, though, I mean c'mon, it's the Avengers.
 
What are your thoughts on one, Wilhelm-Scream?
 
If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

What is your favorite place that you have traveled to?

What is your least favorite place that you have traveled to?

What was the last place that you traveled to?
 
Hello ShadowBoxing? :yay:
Hello fine citizen.
:cmad:
Do blondes have more fun?
Sometimes, though I think I'm gonna go back to being brunette.
How frequently do you smoke cigars?
'Bout once a week.
If you smoke a cigar when you're drunk and you forget that you're not supposed to inhale, does it make you green, heave, and then run for the toilet like when I last had one?
Can't say I've done that yet. I've smoked drunk for certain though.
I'm going out drinking tonight would you like to have drunken IM with me?
Sure:yay: Although I doubt I'll be around. I'm never home on the weekends, this is an exception since I knew my 15 minutes was coming.
What kind of thread would you like me to create tonight while inebriated that doesn't include reminiscing about The Greatest American Hero?
"Is Green Lantern all kinds of gay for ShadowBoxing (discussion)"
Why do you dislike Beatlejuice themed avies? :oldrazz:
Blind_Fury
What is that in your avy? Looks like a demonic ape or something.
Cyclops from Astonishing X-Men.
If you could bring back one banned poster who would it be? Please give a reason.
Holly, 'cause she's so cute :heart:
Make an amalgamation of two posters. I want a name, where they post, and the disposition.
Spider-Riderz87. A combination of Spider-Man (the character) and Ghostrider87 who basically is Peter Parker, but ******ed. He calls J.Jonah.Jameson wrong and says he will prove him wrong. He also has many girlfriends who he knows one day will call, like Mary Jane and Gwen from Hooters.
Worst instance of torture: nail pulling, electric nipple clamps, or a toothy blow?
I could live with the first two, since I know I'd kill the man who attempted to break me by such pedestrian means, but there is no excuse for a toothy blow:csad:
Last but not least, what is your favourite flavoured toothpaste?
Whatever the basic, non-ass flavored toothpaste is.
 
Have you ever played the worlds hardest game?
 
Tell me why Michael Bay doesn't suck.

Tell me why you aren't wrong.

Should I anticipate Revenge of the Fallen at all?

Have you even kept up with any news?

I hate Michael Bay... yes?

Why am I awesome?

Why are you lying?

Do you have sex with female bodybuilders?

Are they more bodily built than you?

If you stick it in their heine... can they break it off?
 
Spaceballs: Hilarious movie or hilariousest movie ever?
 
Tell me why Michael Bay doesn't suck.
Because Michael Bay is awesome, so awesome he fathered you and you didn't even know it.
Tell me why you aren't wrong.
'Cause I'm *Bayplosion* Awesome and *Ass-shot* totally right.
Should I anticipate Revenge of the Fallen at all?
We'll find out tomorrow.
Have you even kept up with any news?
Not really.
I hate Michael Bay... yes?
I certainly hope not...for your sake.
Why am I awesome?
Well, for one, your nose is bleeding, which in Japanimation means you're aroused, and aroused people...are...well...okay not really...awesome.
Why are you lying?
Because I'm not telling the truth
Do you have sex with female bodybuilders?
Only after we mutually HGH inject.
Are they more bodily built than you?
Only in the traps and rear delts.
If you stick it in their heine... can they break it off?
Yes:csad:, you have to be careful.
 
Did you really just say, "Japanimation"?

How do you and Dog Lips want to die in a Michael Bay movie?

Why didn't you say, "I'd love to get reamed in the rear by The Bay"?

You know he's the epitome of evil right?

Do you want to go to hell?

Did you know that you skyped me one time when I was having sex... it was awkward... I didn't answer.

How many times in your life have you wanted to punch Bamfer in the face because he sounds just like Dane Cook?

Erzengel vs knowsbleed in a duel to the death... describe the brawl and who wins in bloody detail... GO!
 
You missed my second set of questions, in the first post. :cmad:
 
Did you really just say, "Japanimation"?
No, I typed it.
How do you and Dog Lips want to die in a Michael Bay movie?
Michael Bay wouldn't kill us, he'd make us the new Bad Boys, except not nearly as bad.
Why didn't you say, "I'd love to get reamed in the rear by The Bay"?
Because I don't, but if he wanted to, I doubt I'd have any choice in the matter.
You know he's the epitome of evil right?
Only in your twisted vision.
Do you want to go to hell?
Is Bay there:wow:?
Did you know that you skyped me one time when I was having sex... it was awkward... I didn't answer.
You should have, that would've been epic. Too bad.
How many times in your life have you wanted to punch Bamfer in the face because he sounds just like Dane Cook?
God damnit, now I can't stop thinking he sounds like Dane Cook:cmad:
Erzengel vs knowsbleed in a duel to the death... describe the brawl and who wins in bloody detail... GO!
Well Erzengel would be very mad because you wanted to supple his hot boobs, and Erzengel requires at least three drinks to get that free and loose. So Erzengel pushes you and then sicks his hot boyfriend, Tukiluka, on you. However you use the infamous touch of death of Tuki, causing Tuki to turn into a fish. At this point you realize the "touch of death" that was taught to you was actually the "touch of Cod", which turn all men into cods.

Erzengel becomes incensed that now he will have to have sex with a cod, since the cod is now his boyfriend, so he attacks you, clawing at your eyes. You whip out a midget holding a bottle of mace, and the midget proceeds to beat him with the bottle. You take the midget aside and explain to him the bottle actually is suppose to be sprayed and is probably best not used as a blunt object. The midget kicks you in the shins and walks away since you really haven't been paying him benefits as an attack midget, and he totally gave up a great job as a circus side show for this.

Erzengel has now recovered his bearings and attacks you from behind. You stab him repeatedly with a fork. He screams out in pain, but his scream is, in fact, super sonic, causing you to fall to your knees. While on your knees you decide to reach into subspace, and pull force the "Sword of unbinding truth". Using the sword you cut off Erzengel's head.

Erzengel then turns into an evil demonic spirit, so you call the Ghostbusters. The Ghostbuster need at least thirty minutes to get there. While waiting Erzengel pummels you with giant boxing gloves made from raw chicken. The Ghostbusters arrive to find you bruised and broken, but trap the Erzengel spirit beast inside one of their traps.

You go home to your mother, completely bloody and broken, Your mom gets all in a fuss and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air. I begged and pleaded with her the other day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss and she gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it. First class, yo this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass is this what the people of bel-air livin like. Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my thrown like the prince of Bel-Air.
 
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