15 Minutes 15 Minutes: The Ace of Knaves

[Badger]

Spoiler

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

What is your greatest regret?

What is your greatest achievement?

What is your favorite movie?

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what

parts would they have?

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

What are the three things you would never do?

What brought you to the Hype?

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

When would you like to retire?

What would you like to do when retired?

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

Describe your dream house.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

Why should I hire you?

Spoiler

Please answer the following questions and give us your thoughts behind each answer.

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

*The half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
* "Sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (This may include, but is not limited to: fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
* "Mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (You do not get to pick the symptoms).
* "Really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
* Severe illness would disrupt your plans.
* You could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
* If you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be Ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

* Keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise and Anna Nicole Smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
* A dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
* The dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

* Either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond.
* Donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
* Heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
* Both will eventually kill you

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

* You have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
* Your Spam Filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the Spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* A midget
* An albino
* An albino midget

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?

* Assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
* As the Dream Crushing Weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
* Being referred to as The Weasel, basically makes you Pauly Shore.


Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

*Assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
*Assume with Colonel Sanders there would liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
*Assume that Aunt Jemima is like Oprah's character in The Color Purple.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

* The environmentalist is Ed Begley Jr.
* By killing Ed Begley Jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
* His family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
* Ed Begley Jr will feel no pain because he is not human
* Good God man, just kill him already!!

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

* The turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
* The turtle is named "Sam" and people call him "Sam the turtle."
* There is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
* There is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
* There is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
* You could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
* Sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
* You could kill Sam in any manner that you choose.

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

* If you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
* Haha, I know, a discreet ****.
* If everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
* ****!

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

* Assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
* The papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
* The placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
* The placenta might be gross to eat.
* Nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

* One or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
* The 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
* 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
* No kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local Golden Corral.

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

* Your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
* The corpse is a family member you like and you are not Bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

* Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
* Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
* What kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should I know.
* It might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
* The cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
* The cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

* Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
* What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
* If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
* Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

* Assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
* Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
* A jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
* You might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
* Jetskis claim many lives per year.
* Similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

* Skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
* You might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
* If you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
* Skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
* Assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

* Assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
* Assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
* If you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
* Always being hungry could lead to being fat.
* Being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on TLC or some such channel.

...and go!

 

[chaseter]

Are you an Ace or a Knave or perhaps even an of good sir?

Between me and you...what is a Knave anyways?

Did you misspell Knives?

Do you like Knives?

Did you know a fruit bat eats fruit? But, did you know a bat fruit eats chicken?

Do you believe in the Chupacabra?

Tacos or Burritos?

Soft shell or hard shell tacos?

Fried burritos or dressed burritos? No not dressed as in clothes...dressed as in chile.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Badger asks...

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?
I would loved to be a professional footballer for West Ham! But other than that, being a director or producer would be something I could see myself enjoying.

What is your greatest regret?
I try to live my life without regret. But I suppose skiving off from too much school is one of them.

What is your greatest achievement?
Hmmm...I dunno really! When I was younger being made captain of my schools football team was a big thing. So yea I'm gonna say that. Or maybe building my first brick wall

What is your favorite movie?
Aliens. It's one of them films I can just slap on at anytime and still enjoy it.

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what
parts would they have?
Me-Hicks
L.L-Ripley
Eggyman-Hudson
Aekyhron-Drake
Moviefan-Burke

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?
By hosting a 60s style party in Amsterdam

What are the three things you would never do?
Rape a woman, do anything bad to a child, do anything bad to my mum.

What brought you to the Hype?
I was a lurker since the build up to Batman Begins, but then with the hype of TDK and Ironman I thought it was about time I joined up.
And now I just find it a cool place to talk about different things with different people.

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?
I dunno really, I don't think I have a nemesis on the hype, they haven't revealed themselves to me yet!!!

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?
Winston Churchill

Bobby Moore

Bob Marley

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?
My parents breaking up.

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?
My CD player and CD collection

When would you like to retire?
As soon as humanly possible.

What would you like to do when retired?
I would still wanna keep myself busy, if I was rich enough maybe open up a garage or something like that. Doing up cars and selling them on.

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?
I'll watch the Ryder Cup every year, and most of the majors. But na I don't play. It's too expensive a sport to get into really.

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?
Worst? Probably saying what's on my mind at the wrong time and the wrong place too often!!
Best? I dunno, being a good friend to anyone that deserves it I suppose.

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?
When I was younger and less experienced I remember going down on a girl, and she had a dick... Na not really!!! Na she was just really hairy, I mean really hairy. Hairy Mary!! But I still carried on, it's a bit rude to just stop! And I was young and silly!

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X
2

Describe your dream house.
I wouldn't want something too big, 4 or 5 bedrooms would do me. Then have my own bar with pool table and massive TV, indoor swimming pool, massive garden, indoor gym. And a giant kitchen, don't underestimate the importance of a nice kitchen

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?
Always be true to yourself and make your own decisions. But don't be too arogant or whatever to accept help or advice.

What is your favorite word?
CHIMICHANGA!!!

What is your least favorite word?
Tottenham

What turns you on?
Nice eyes and smile. A dirty laugh and dry sense of humour. And I'm a breast man so yea, breasts!!

What turns you off?
Girls who are stuck up their own arse. Who only want someone who will buy them a load of crap. Just arrogant superficial girls really

What sound do you love?
The wind. Or if i'm on the disco biscuits some drum n bass!

What sound do you hate?
Nails on a chalkboard or a fork being scraped on a plate...

Why should I hire you?
Because I'm a hard worker and I'm up for a laugh at the same time! Gotta get that balance just right!
[/spoiler]

Please answer the following questions and give us your thoughts behind each answer.

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

*The half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
* "Sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (This may include, but is not limited to: fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
* "Mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (You do not get to pick the symptoms).
* "Really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
* Severe illness would disrupt your plans.
* You could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
* If you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be Ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.

I'd rather 3.5 days! Just get it out the way as quick as possible! It would give me a excuse to just lie in bed all day and sleep! As for the Ebola or flesh eating virus? Ahhh no worries, bit of the ol Night Nurse will fix that up!

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

* Keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise and Anna Nicole Smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
* A dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
* The dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.

That's a tough one. Possible rabies or the life or Tom Cruise? Hmmm... I'm gonna have to go with the the possible rabies from a dog bite.

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

* Either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond.
* Donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
* Heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
* Both will eventually kill you

I frickin hate needles so no heroin for me! Plus you know, it makes you a wrong'un who would rob off your own parents for your next hit so bring on the donuts!

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

* You have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
* Your Spam Filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the Spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.

Spam ain't too bad actually, I'll take the can o spam all day long

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* A midget
* An albino
* An albino midget

A albino midget. They must be pretty rare, it would make a good tale to tell your grandchildren when you grow up.

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?

* Assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
* As the Dream Crushing Weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
* Being referred to as The Weasel, basically makes you Pauly Shore.

That's a tough one...I would never want to be Pauly Shore so yea, crush my dreams baby!


Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

*Assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
*Assume with Colonel Sanders there would liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
*Assume that Aunt Jemima is like Oprah's character in The Color Purple.

Fried chicken with Sanders. If he tried any funny business while I sit on his knee I'd drown him in the grease at the bottom of his mega bucket.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

* The environmentalist is Ed Begley Jr.
* By killing Ed Begley Jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
* His family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
* Ed Begley Jr will feel no pain because he is not human
* Good God man, just kill him already!!

Kill an enviromentalist all day long

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

* The turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
* The turtle is named "Sam" and people call him "Sam the turtle."
* There is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
* There is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
* There is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
* You could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
* Sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
* You could kill Sam in any manner that you choose.

Ahhh man, I love turtles!!! But I wouldn't wish becoming a scientologist on my worst enemy.

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

* If you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
* Haha, I know, a discreet ****.
* If everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
* ****!

If everyone is going to think you're a **** anyway, you might as well be a full on, bonafide slag!!


Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

* Assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
* The papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
* The placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
* The placenta might be gross to eat.
* Nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.

Eat placenta or a papercut? Hmmm...paper cut!!

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

* One or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
* The 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
* 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
* No kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local Golden Corral.

If infertile means I can still use it then yea, infertile. I could just adadopt or something. Sod having 12 kids!!

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

* Your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
* The corpse is a family member you like and you are not Bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.

Skydiving!!! I would love to go skydiving!!

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

* Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
* Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
* What kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should I know.
* It might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
* The cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
* The cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.

Milk a cow, how bad can it be...?

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

* Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
* What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
* If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
* Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.

Firework accident. If I lost by eye I would have a load of different comedy ones like Charles Dance in Last Action Hero

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

* Assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
* Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
* A jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
* You might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
* Jetskis claim many lives per year.
* Similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.

Bowl of cereal is a everyday thing. So jet ski all the way!

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

* Skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
* You might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
* If you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
* Skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
* Assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.

I despise men with over the top fake tan! Muppets! So yea I'd miss a year to avoid being on of them.

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

* Assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
* Assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
* If you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
* Always being hungry could lead to being fat.
* Being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on TLC or some such channel.

Always be hungry I reckon. At least you wouldn't be in danger of having a heart attack!!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Chaseter asks...

Are you an Ace or a Knave or perhaps even an of good sir?
Ace of AN Knave has a nice ring to it!

Between me and you...what is a Knave anyways?
Haven't got a scooby mate!

Did you misspell Knives?
Na it's a nickname for the Joker

Do you like Knives?
Na, i'm **** scared of em. Seen too many bad things done with knives to like em.

Did you know a fruit bat eats fruit? But, did you know a bat fruit eats chicken?
Really!?! HAHAHA you learn something new everyday!

Do you believe in the Chupacabra?
Is that the weird vampire dog thing they have in Mexico? If so, yes. It would be cooler if it was real so i'll just say yea, it's real!

Tacos or Burritos?
Neither, Chimichangas all the way

Soft shell or hard shell tacos?
Soft shell 100%

Fried burritos or dressed burritos? No not dressed as in clothes...dressed as in chile.
I love spicy food so yea it's gotta have some extra kick in it

 

[Shemtov]

what is your favorite sport?

What is your least favorite sport?

What do you think of american Football?

What do you think of Baseball?

who is your fav. comic book writer?

who is your fav. comic book artist?

who is your least fav comic book writer?

who is your least fav. comic book artist?

how would you torture a neo-nazi white power stormfronter?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Thor Odison asks...

what is your favorite sport?
Football, or soccer whatever you wanna call it.

What is your least favorite sport?
Croquet. Or any sport that only "toffs" are allowed to play.

What do you think of american Football?
I love it, I'm a Falcons fan. We done really well this year to get into the playoffs. Considering the mess that mug Bobby Petrino left behind.

What do you think of Baseball?
Not really into it. It's too long. Didn't the last All Star game go on for like 12 hours or something stupid? That's just over the top.

who is your fav. comic book writer?
Fabian Nicieza

who is your fav. comic book artist?
Lee Bermejo

who is your least fav comic book writer?
Don't really have a least favourite to be honest. I would of said Daniel Way, but with the work he has done on the new Deadpool series, I had to change my mind. I was pleasantly surprised.

who is your least fav. comic book artist?
Rob Liefield

how would you torture a neo-nazi white power stormfronter?
Make them a slave for life to a bad ass black drug lord

 

[Immortalfire]

What do you think of american Football?
I love it, I'm a Falcons fan. We done really well this year to get into the playoffs. Considering the mess that mug Bobby Petrino left behind.

Who? t:


Where is home?

Do you like to hang out at gymnasiums?

What's for lunch tomorrow?

If you ever came to the great state of Georgia in the USA, could we hang out?

Favorite Hype smiley?

Favorite Falcons player?

 

[Shemtov]

. Didn't the last All Star game go on for like 12 hours or something stupid?

i'm not sure....but i do know that the last game of the world seires lasted a couple of days. . well.....sort of.

 

[Team Andino]

Whos your 2nd, 3rd, and 4th favorite Superheros?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

How do you feel about being a Batnewb?

 

[bored]

Deadpool: Great character or greatest character?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

My man 'Fire asks...

Who? t:
HAHA Yea it would be better if he was striken from everyones memory!


Where is home?
Essex in England mate. It's a county right next to London, on the east coast to be precise!

Do you like to hang out at gymnasiums?
Na not anymore really. I used to go the the gym regularly a few years ago, but just can't be arsed these days. With the work I do, when I get home the last thing I wanna do is go and lift more heavy ****!

What's for lunch tomorrow?
Traditional Sunday roast!! A nice joint of lamb or beef, roast potatoes, yorkshire pudding, some veg(not too much though!) all smothered in my mums home made gravy! De-lic-ious!!!

If you ever came to the great state of Georgia in the USA, could we hang out?
Definitely man, we'll go catch a Falcons game or something!

Favorite Hype smiley?
HAHA that is a good question! Hmmmm...I would say this one

But I vote that this one be installed as a permanent smiley

Favorite Falcons player?
Hmmmm...this is a tough one as well. The Burner is da maaaaan, as well as Ryan. But I just love John Abraham. I remember one game earlier on in the season, can't remember who it was against, he was resting up for a few plays then when he came back in, the first play back he sacked the QB on 3rd down. He da maaaan!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Team Andino asks...

Whos your 2nd, 3rd, and 4th favorite Superheros?

2nd-Batman just gets edged out by the Merc with the Mouth who is my new number 1

3rd-Iron Fist

4th-Cable

 

[Ace of Knaves]

How do you feel about being a Batnewb?

Well, I did win a award for my newbness!

But seriously it doesn't bother me, everyone was a newb once right? I don't think how long you have been here should matter, some people who have been here since 2001 could say something ridiculously stupid, the same way someone who has been here one day could say something ridiculously stupid.

It's all for ****s and giggles anyway!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Bored asks...

Deadpool: Great character or greatest character?
IMO? The greatest character! It takes some doing to knock ol Batsy off my top spot. It isn't just because he is funny as **** either, there is a lot of depth to DP really. He has one of the most brutal and interesting origins, some really great stories and he is just the funniest comic book character i have ever had the pleasure of reading!

And come one, how can anybody not like a wise cracking, phychotic, sub machine gun toting, duel katana wielding ninja?

 

[Scissors]

If you could make a Deadpool movie, what would the plot be and who would you cast?

 

[chamber-music]

Here We Go t:

How long do you think Zola will last?

Whats the best thing about coming from Essex?

Whats the Worst thing about coming from Essex?

Jodi Marsh would you hit it or quit it?

What do you think of Mayor Boris?

How would you celebrate if Tottenham go down?

How unattractive would a girl have to be for you to turn her downwhen your drunk?
Hairy Legs, fat, ect

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Venny!!!

If you could make a Deadpool movie, what would the plot be and who would you cast?
I'm happy with Ryan Reynolds for the part, he seems to like the character and know what he is about. I dunno what I would want for the story, maybe the circle chase. Have it be like Die Hard on steroids but with a phychotic ninja. Or maybe sorta like Blade but Deadpool style, it's gotta be a rated r/18/

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Chamber-Music asks...!

Here We Go t:

How long do you think Zola will last?
I think he is doing well, considering all the **** he's having to put up with the stability of the club in question. We are playing some nice football, but we are just missing that killing touch up front. But saying that, Carlton Cole has now scored 5 in 5 so he's improving.
I'm glad Bellamy has gone, ****ing dick head. Why does he want to go to a club that is bottom of the table? It's all about money. We put up with him through all his injuries and this is how he repays us!

Whats the best thing about coming from Essex?
It's hard to explain really. I suppose the night life is good and me and all of my mates live close together. Essex girls!! Essex girls love it!!!

Whats the Worst thing about coming from Essex?
Well where I live in Essex it's pretty rough, there are a lot of places like that in Essex. And loads of people with attitudes trying to prove themselves all the time, dirty smack heads and crack heads, even the little kids round here are bastards!! Too many wrong 'uns, that's how i'd sum it up.

Jodi Marsh would you hit it or quit it?
Fook it, i'd give it a go! Use protection definitely!!

What do you think of Mayor Boris?
I'm not sure to be honest. He seems a bit, I dunno, too laid back. I haven't really heard of any differences he's made yet, apart from bringing in no drinking on public service.

How would you celebrate if Tottenham go down?
Me and my mates would have the biggest bashment ever. Get absolutely hammered!! HAHAHA And if we saw any Spurs fans about we would abuse them down to the ground! I HATE Spurs!!

How unattractive would a girl have to be for you to turn her downwhen your drunk?
Hairy Legs, fat, ect
Oh i've got with some rotters in my time, believe me!!! But that was when i was young and silly!
Hairy legs is a big no no!!! It depends how fat they are, there's nothing wrong with a curvy girl, just no 20 stone heffers!!

 

[chamber-music]

At the end of each day Boris moves all his books and papers to the middle of his desk in his office. He then invites loads of people in city hall to play ping pong on his desk!

The fact that Boris got rid of Ken Livingstons deal with Chavez meant we lost 20 million pounds worth of fuel for public transport which lead in part to rail fairs going up.

I'm an Arsenal fan and I have quite a few friends and family who are Tottenham fans so I get alot of stick when they aren't doing to well which is pretty rich considering Tottenham has been average at best for about 12 years. Until a few seasons ago they where a midtable team so if they went down a many a people will be getting a message from me.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Hahaha yea the reason so many people hate Spurs is because they think they are a big team, just like Newcastle. They are both deluded. Well they did win the League Cup I suppose, but that was just luck!

 

[K.B.]

Can you shed some light on your thoughts/feelings for your rival, The Ace of Spades, and is it true your angry that your close friends, Motorhead, wrote a song about him and not you?

 

[JaD]

Who would be your dream choice to play Deadpool in any comic book movie?

How do you feel about Ryan Reynolds playing him in XO:W, think he's right for the job?

Do you say "Nice one bruvva!!" in real life? :P

 

[Ace of Knaves]

K.B asks...

Can you shed some light on your thoughts/feelings for your rival, The Ace of Spades, and is it true your angry that your close friends, Motorhead, wrote a song about him and not you?
Here's the thing about that, the song was gonna be called The Ace of Knaves!!! But the frickin record company execs made them change it!!
But you know, good luck to him, can't hold grudges forever ay?!

I love that song!!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

JaD asks...

Who would be your dream choice to play Deadpool in any comic book movie?
How do you feel about Ryan Reynolds playing him in XO:W, think he's right for the job?
I'm 100% behind Reynolds for the part He probably loves DP more than me! He was also going on about wanting to play him, since before Blade Trinity I think. So yea, with someone who loves and knows the character then it should be aaaalllll good. He is a funny bastard as well.

Do you say "Nice one bruvva!!" in real life? :P
Believe it or not, yea i do!! HAHAHA Usually when I'm pissing around on the phone to one of my mates.

NICE ONE BRUVVA!!! t: