15 Minutes 15 Minutes with The Ace of Knaves

[ComicChick]

with...
THE ACE OF KNAVES
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And here we go....

Hype Life

Spoiler

When did you join the Hype?
What’s your favorite forum?
What brought you here?
What made you stay?
Who is your Hype Nemesis?
Fave smiley(s):
What is your current avatar? (post a pic of it if you want)
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
Link us to a thread you really enjoy:

Real Life:

Spoiler

How old are you?
Where were you born?
What’s your job?
What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Dream car?
What is your greatest regret?
What is your greatest achievement?
High school mascot?
How do you like your steak?
What’s a bad habit of yours? Feel free to mention more if you’d like:
Favorite Place to Eat?
How many tattoos do you have?

Misc

Spoiler

If you could live in any fictional universe, what would it be, and why?
If you could be present for any historical event, what? Why?
Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?
What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
What is your favorite TV show?
What is your best childhood memory?
An embarrassing moment?
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
What is the last cd/mp3 you acquired?
Show us a sample of your handwriting?

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Where's the money?

 

[DarkReflections]

What is your favorite Deadpool quote?

Bruce Campbell or Chuck Norris?

 

[ComicChick]

what's your favorite deadpool cover?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

My man Ace!

Judging from your posts (and I mean this as a compliment) you seem to derive great enjoyment from beating the ass of others. At least, that's the impression I get. Is your bite worst than your bark? Or vice versa?

 

[Hound55]

I noticed yesterday that you've been pimping Irredeemable. I picked up the first 4 issues last week with the intention of giving it a good looking over on the way to Sydney this week.

Is that too early in the series to make a judgement or has it started to get pretty good within the first 4 chapters?

Any other recommendations?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

If you had to assemble a powerful X-Men team of 5 members who would you recruit?

 

[chaseter]

If you could become Deadpool but had to kill someone on the Hype first, who would it be and why?

 

[Hound55]

Where will England's next great cricketing hope come from? Zimbabwe? South Africa? Or some other microscopic English town I've never heard of which sounds strikingly similar to a far away nation..?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

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And here we go....

Hype Life
When did you join the Hype?

June 2008.

What’s your favorite forum?

The Deadpool forum. Oh wait, he hasn't got one yet but Green friggin Hornet has! Na seriously I love the community but the comics forums is where I feel most at home.

What brought you here?

The hype of Iron Man and The Dark Knight. But I was lurking around since the days of Batman Begins

What made you stay?

A few things really. First I thought it was a great place to discuss different movies that interested me. Then I started getting involved in convo's about comics, then I got into the community, and haven't been able to escape since! It's just a great place to talk about different things. It can be funny, it can be anger inducing, but at the end of the day it's all for ****s and giggles

Who is your Hype Nemesis?

I don't think I have one to be honest. I'm sure there are people who think I'm a nemesis though. But I dunno if anyone else remembers a poster called Jay 1? He was a right ****.

Fave smiley(s):

It's gotta be and

What is your current avatar? (post a pic of it if you want)

<<< Cover of Deadpool Merc with a Mouth 7. Greatest cover evah!!!

What is your Hype Pet Peeve?

Posters who speak down to people about something. Like a hypster might be an expert in something, say comics, and someone who is interested in said subject asks a question, maybe a stupid question but whatever, but is then spoken down to like they are an idiot. Which would put them off being interesting in said subject.

Link us to a thread you really enjoy:

I could be really obvious and post a Deadpool thread but...

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=331156&page=9

Real Life:
How old are you?

23 years young

Where were you born?

East Lahndahn! Bethnall Green to be precise

What&#8217;s your job?

Builder. Bricklayer by trade, but I can do a few things like carpentry and a bit of plastering. But I HATE plastering!

What kind of vehicle do you drive?

Vauxhall Astra van

Dream car?

Bugatti Veyron!

What is your greatest regret?

Hmmm good question. I'm not normally one for regretting things, but I'd say falling out with my Dad when he and my Mum got divorced. I didn't speak to him for like a year. But we are all cool now though so it's all good.

And also being on coke when I was pretty young. Trust me people, cocaine is the devil!

What is your greatest achievement?

I don't think I have accomplished my greatest achievement just yet. But I'd say when I finished my first job on my own (building a conservatory base) and getting paid for it was a great feeling.

High school mascot?

Didn't have one I would of liked to have one though.

How do you like your steak?

Ooooo me love steak! Medium rare please! Nice and juicy

What&#8217;s a bad habit of yours? Feel free to mention more if you&#8217;d like:

It doesn't happen any more because I don't drink that much anymore, but I used to get pretty violent and act like a prick when I'd have too much to drink.

I also think I worry too much about offending people or hurting their feelings...

Ahh who am I kidding? lol

Favorite Place to Eat?

Kosthuree Indian Cuisine. Oooh yea! I love me a curry!

How many tattoos do you have?

None at the mo, but I'm going over to Ireland in the new year where one of my cousin's owns a tattoo parlour. I'm thinking of getting one of those Japanese Dragons down my arm. He said he'd do it for free too!

Misc
If you could live in any fictional universe, what would it be, and why?

Good question! Errr...I dunno really. Probably the Marvel Universe. I'd be a cosmic hero like Nova! Exploring space, helping out aliens and crap like that.

If you could be present for any historical event, what? Why?

England winning the World Cup in 1966. Why? Because I fear it won't happen again in my lifetime

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

Bobby Moore, Ryan Reynolds and Princess Diana

What was the last film you saw at the cinema?

Inglorious Basterds. Loved it.

What is your favorite TV show?

Don't really watch much TV any more. But Mock the Week and Have I got News For You are great.

What is your best childhood memory?

Hmmm there is quite a few, but I'll go with going to DisneyWorld Orlando for Christmas in 1994.

An embarrassing moment?

HAHA too many to mention. But I remember one time when I was REALLY drunk, and underage, I walk straight off a wall, head first, in front of a whole car park of shoppers. The only upside is that I was so pissed it didn't hurt, at the time.

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?

Don't do credit cards. Them along with cocaine are the devil.

But...it's gotta be Macy's in Noo Yawk.

What is the last cd/mp3 you acquired?

Kasabian's new album. Everyone should check it out...NOW!!!

Show us a sample of your handwriting?

I'm afraid I cannot comply. Me have no digi camera and the one of my phone is busted!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Where's the money?

The cash is in my pocket! And that's where it's staying!

What is your favorite Deadpool quote?

Ohhh too many to mention. But I'll go with...

"You can never have too many pouches...RIGHT Rob?"

Bruce Campbell or Chuck Norris?

Gotta go with Bruce.

what's your favorite deadpool cover?

I love loads of em, but of the recent covers, this one!

My man Ace!

LS!

Judging from your posts (and I mean this as a compliment) you seem to derive great enjoyment from beating the ass of others. At least, that's the impression I get. Is your bite worst than your bark? Or vice versa?

In all honesty I'm a lover not a fighter. But I dunno, there is something about the buzz you get when having a scrap. But I don't go round looking for fights, well, not anymore. When I was younger I used to be a right little ****, but I've definitely mellowed out now.

I'd say these days my barks worse than my bite. I can stop a fight before it happens just by threatening people with a range of shouts, grunts and strange faces

I noticed yesterday that you've been pimping Irredeemable. I picked up the first 4 issues last week with the intention of giving it a good looking over on the way to Sydney this week.

Is that too early in the series to make a judgement or has it started to get pretty good within the first 4 chapters?

Glad you trying it out man.

It does start off slow I'd say. But there is a few twists that come along by issue 5 or 6 I think it is. IMO it's the best non big two superhero comic out today.

Any other recommendations?

I Kill Giants by Joe Kelly is great. It's an acquired taste though I think.

Also if you like noir/pulpy comics you gotta try out the 100 Bullets saga. Seriously, one of the best comic book series I've ever read.

If you had to assemble a powerful X-Men team of 5 members who would you recruit?

The most powerful? Hmmm...

Cable when he was basically a god.
Storm
Phoenix
Emma Frost
Ice-Man

If you could become Deadpool but had to kill someone on the Hype first, who would it be and why?

You trying to get me into trouble are ya!

Well they are no longer here but that Jay 1 guy. He was a right prick. Constantly belittling people and not in the funny way. I remember he did a manip and I gave him some constructive criticism and he just turned on me. From the on I made it a mission to humiliate him, but then I used to get in trouble for it!

Where will England's next great cricketing hope come from? Zimbabwe? South Africa? Or some other microscopic English town I've never heard of which sounds strikingly similar to a far away nation..?

You're just bitter! But na I haven't a clue to be honest. I think Jimmy Anderson is our best player at the moment. He's a great, great bowler and he has shown he is pretty handy with the bat when coming in at the tail end.

 

[Scissors]

You are too awesome. I don't have any questions because of that.

Why are you so awesome?!

 

[chamber-music]

West Ham where do you think they will finish?

How far do you think England will go in the World Cup?

Cool your from Bethnal Green, I used to live in Haggerston Hackney till we moved south of the river. When was the last time you had a kebab?

Ever had Jellyed Eels?

Who do you think is the most underrated comic book character?

Best Rave you ever been to?

Ever been arrested?

 

[Bruce Banner]

Morning Ace

1. Underated Superhero Movie?

2. Liam Nesson vs. Ralph Fiennes?

3. Ever wanted to make a costume to look more like Wade?

4. Fears about getting older?

5. Major places you want to go to in the future?

6. Favorite Video Game character?

7. In case of a zombie outbreak, what easily found item would you use?

8. The Thing(1982) or Alien?

9. Favorite season of the year?

10. 5 hypsters that have impressed you since you joined?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

You are too awesome. I don't have any questions because of that.

Why are you so awesome?!

Awww chucks, thanks man I think it was written in the stars to answer your question.

West Ham where do you think they will finish?

Egh, we are doing so crap at the moment. I mean, we are usually one of the few teams outside the top four who give Man United problems, but this time we completely rolled over and they had a friggin make shift defense. Says it all really.

I think we have just gotta beat the teams around us. I think we'll avoid relegation, but will end up around 15th this year.

How far do you think England will go in the World Cup?

I think we'll progress out of the group pretty easily. But with England, when it comes to the big teams, we bottle it. I'm thinking same old same old, quarter finals or semi finals.

Cool your from Bethnal Green, I used to live in Haggerston Hackney till we moved south of the river. When was the last time you had a kebab?

Yea I was born there, then lived in Manor Park til I was about 5. Then moved out to Essex.

Last time I had a kebab? Saturday! Om nom nom

Ever had Jellyed Eels?

Yes I have, and there were disgusting! This myth about all cockney's liking jellied Eels baffles me. I love pie and mash though!

Who do you think is the most underrated comic book character?

If I was asked this a few years ago I'd say Deadpool. But seeing as he is turning into the new Wolverine I can't. I'd say Moon Knight, he is a great character with a lot of complexity but he seems to get overlooked because most people probably think he is a Batman rip off. Which is no where near accurate.

Best Rave you ever been to?

Ohh a raving question! Hmmm there has been a few really great ones. But I've gotta go with One Nation New Years Eve 2007

Ever been arrested?

Yea unfortunately I have. Twice. Once for possession of skunk and the other for fighting. But no charges for either of them luckily. Just a slap on the wrist.

Morning Ace

Morning fella!

1. Underated Superhero Movie?

Daredevil, without a shadow of a doubt. Well, the directors cut anyway.

2. Liam Nesson vs. Ralph Fiennes?

Ohh this is a toughie. Great question. Both of them are brilliant actors who have played some really memorable characters, most notably opposite each other in Schindler's List.

But I gotta go with teh Neeson, he just exudes bad ass.

3. Ever wanted to make a costume to look more like Wade?

Surprisingly, no. I'll leave the cosplay up to the other comic book fans. Me? I just love reading him and soon, watching him!

4. Fears about getting older?

Another good question. To be honest, haven't really given it much thought. But now that I have, I suppose I don't really. I mean 40 is the new 21 right? My philosophy is; you are only as old as you feel. Unless like, you are suffering from Alzheimer's or severe arthritis.

5. Major places you want to go to in the future?

Australia. The bloke I used to work with moved out there a few years ago, he loves it. And if he loves it, I'll probably love it too.

6. Favorite Video Game character?

I'm old school, Sonic the Hedgehog. But he hasn't had any decent games as of late

Or actually to be more recent, Captain Price from the Modern Warfare games, he's a bad man.

7. In case of a zombie outbreak, what easily found item would you use?

A cricket bat, Shaun of the Dead style baby

8. The Thing(1982) or Alien?

What is it with you and the really tough questions!

I love em both, but The Thing is just, it's just sci-fi/horror at it's finest.

9. Favorite season of the year?

Summer most definitely. BBQ's, girls in skimpy clothes, ice cold beers in the beer garden. Love it.

10. 5 hypsters that have impressed you since you joined?

Hmmm. I like pretty much everyone in their own way. And just as a disclaimer, much more than 5 Hypsters have impressed me since I've joined. But **** it here's the first that spring to mind

Anubis for his vast knowledge of comics and he is just a funny bastard.

Corp because he is a nice guy and also has a vast knowledge of comics.

Knowsbleed because, well just because he's Knowsbleed.

Hound because I like giving him stick about the Ashes and he's a funny ****er.

And ComicChick just because she's a really nice girl and I think we've had some similar experiences in our lives.

 

[CelticPredator]

I will give you some questions....but not now. Ohhhh....not now....

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Then, would you like some pie? I made it this morning.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I will give you some questions....but not now. Ohhhh....not now....

*Anticipates*

Then, would you like some pie? I made it this morning.

Sure...as long as you haven't poisoned it. See I know you, you're evil like that.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

You hurt me with accusations of wanting to hurt a fellow Deadpool fan.

Why do you want me to cry?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

You hurt me with accusations of wanting to hurt a fellow Deadpool fan.

Why do you want me to cry?

Awww I don't. You're evil in a good way! Like me!

Now I have a question for you, what pie will you make?

 

[CrashNburn]

when you woke up this morning, what was the first thing you thought of and what is the first thing you did?

what do you do for work?

your craziest story involving the mighty green plant?

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I'm thinking apple and kiwi, with cinnamon.

Dude, who's your fave Deadpool sidekick character? (Person who's hung around with Wadey for a couple issues)

 

[Ace of Knaves]

when you woke up this morning, what was the first thing you thought of and what is the first thing you did?

First thing I thought of? Hmmm...probably "Why have I woke up this early if I'm not at work today!?!?"

The first thing I did? Made a cup of tea and had a cigarette.

what do you do for work?

Builder. I do things like conservatory bases, patio's/driveways and extensions. Mainly residential stuff. But there isn't a lot of work about at the mo. It seems with money being tight people ain't splashing out of extensions or new patio's and all that. Which I don't blame them for to be honest.

your craziest story involving the mighty green plant?

Hmmm my memories a bit hazy, I wonder why?

But I've got a good one, well, it would of been better to be there but here goes...

I was really, really, really stoned one time and I went to get a Chinese takeaway. I went up to the counter to order and...burst into laughter! Just completely random, I was standing at the counter laughing my head off for literally 10 minutes. I couldn't get any words out and the little Chinese woman looked like she was about to **** herself! In the end I just had to leave, I was in absolute hysterics. I bet the woman thought I escaped from the nut house or something!

I'm thinking apple and kiwi, with cinnamon.

Hmmm apple and kiwi pie ay? Sounds interesting, I love apple pie so I'm sure the kiwi would add to the tastiness!

Dude, who's your fave Deadpool sidekick character? (Person who's hung around with Wadey for a couple issues)

Hmm good question.

For comedy purposes it's gotta be Bob, Agent of Hydra. I love him! You remember the pirate arc where Pool made him dress up as a parrot and taught him to speak like a parrot with his "teaching stick"? I felt so sorry for Bob but it was so funny. I think he is a great foil to Deadpool.

But I love Blind Al and the relationship she had with Pool back in the Joe Kelly days. Sorta like a mother figure who helped him when he was down but who would also trade insults and pranks with him. I hope they use Al in the movie actually, it could be like a satirical take of Spider-Man and Aunt May.

 

[Two-Face]

Why don't you like The Dark Knight?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Batman and Deadpool enter a room.

Only one is allowed to leave alive.

Who leaves?