15 Minutes: The Remake!! with POWdER-man

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    with POWdER-man!
    POWdER's assigned remake movie is... The Departed! ​

    Sign up for your own 15 Minutes thread here.



    Question time!!

    *cracks knuckles*

    What is your favorite drink, do you know how to make it and how many of them does it take before you are hammered?

    What do you feel is your most attractive feature to the opposite sex, be it physical or a personality based trait?

    You're kidding right?

    If you could take 3 Banned Hypester's and bring them back to life, who would they be and how would you convince them to begin posting in this now G rated land of niceness again?

    If you were given full mod/admin permissions to the Hype for one day, including control of staff, what are 3 things you would do to make this forum an interesting place to post once again (this is not bait... it is a hypothetical scenario... answer at your own risk... I will not be held responsible for any emotional outlashes in regards to this question)?

    Has anybody here at SHH seen your picture?

    Why the secrecy?

    What's your normal workday consist of?

    How much heine do you have to kiss at work?

    What is your retirement plan?

    How many states have you visited?

    Which one did you hate the most and why?

    How many countries have you been to in your life?

    Care to live abroad? If so... where and why?

    What is the corniest line you've ever used in your quest for conquest?


    *disclaimer, I deeply apologize for starting this way later than I said I would. Tell me where to cut myself and I'll do it to appease your anger.
     
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    How many dates is it acceptable to bed someone?

    Star Wars or Star Trek?

    You're a Philadelphia Eagles fan, are you also a fan of the Phillies, Flyers, and 76ers? If so to what extent?

    I'm guessing you are in your late 20s to early thirties which means you should have been around for 4 Giants, 3 Redskins and 3 Cowboys Super Bowl Wins? Which one of those disgusted you the most?

    Philadelphia fans? Worst fans or trumped up by the media?

    Would you trade a Eagles Super Bowl win if it meant no Philadelphia win in any sport for 20 years?

    What super power would you want IF you had to incorporate it into your daily life? I'm talking in terms of practicality.

    Tell us the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love?

    Do you bunch or fold toilet paper?

    What movie did you love when you were younger but in hindsight you realized it wasn't as good as you thought?

    If you were going to be banned or leave SHH what would you like your final sentence to be?
     
  4. Badger Side-Kick my Ass!

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    Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

    *The half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
    * "Sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (This may include, but is not limited to: fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
    * "Mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (You do not get to pick the symptoms).
    * "Really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
    * Severe illness would disrupt your plans.
    * You could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
    * If you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be Ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.

    Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

    * Keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise and Anna Nicole Smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
    * A dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
    * The dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.

    Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

    * Either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond.
    * Donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
    * Heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
    * Both will eventually kill you

    Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

    * You have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
    * Your Spam Filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the Spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.

    Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

    * A midget
    * An albino
    * An albino midget

    Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?


    * Assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
    * As the Dream Crushing Weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
    * Being referred to as The Weasel, basically makes you Pauly Shore.


    Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

    *Assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
    *Assume with Colonel Sanders there would be liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
    *Assume that Aunt Jemima is like Oprah's character in The Color Purple.

    Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

    * The environmentalist is Ed Begley Jr.
    * By killing Ed Begley Jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
    * His family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
    * Ed Begley Jr will feel no pain because he is not human
    * Good God man, just kill him already!!

    Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

    * The turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
    * The turtle is named "Sam" and people call him "Sam the turtle."
    * There is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
    * There is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
    * There is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
    * You could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
    * Sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
    * You could kill Sam in any manner that you choose.

    Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

    * If you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
    * Haha, I know, a discreet ****.
    * If everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
    * ****!

    Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

    * Assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
    * The papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
    * The placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
    * The placenta might be gross to eat.
    * Nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.

    Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

    * One or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
    * The 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
    * 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
    * No kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local Golden Corral.

    Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

    * Your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
    * The corpse is a family member you like and you are not Bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.

    Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

    * Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
    * Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
    * What kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should I know.
    * It might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
    * The cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
    * The cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.

    Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

    * Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
    * What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
    * If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
    * Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.

    Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

    * Assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
    * Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
    * A jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
    * You might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
    * Jetskis claim many lives per year.
    * Similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.

    Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

    * Skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
    * You might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
    * If you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
    * Skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
    * Assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.

    Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

    * Assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
    * Assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
    * If you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
    * Always being hungry could lead to being fat.
    * Being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on TLC or some such channel.
     
  5. POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    Okay I will have to finish the rest of the questions when I come back because I am slow at this.
     
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    You are holding my attention... consider that a compliment. :up:
     
  7. Spider-Aziz I Wanna Be...

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    What's up?

    What's your name? First name, real name

    List 15 superheroes you really enjoy

    List 30 movies of any era you wish to see

    Power Man is more fun when Iron Fist is around or when he's alone?

    Chocolate vs Dark Chocolate? Which do you like more?

    You still listen to radio?

    Fondest memory of the 90s?

    Who made your "Many forms of Homer Simpson" avatar?
     
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    Who would you like to see sign up for this thread that hasn't already?

    Are you adventurous?

    Do you think people are as mannerly as they use to be? If not why?

    Do you worry about the future or just let it come as it may?
     
  9. POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    Simply a cut, I demand retribution! I demand a sacrifice! A virgin sacrifice!



    (psst...female virgin)
     
  10. POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    No I haven't, but you are right. It is magnificent, if only I could be like 'phere when I grow up.

    Although I thought I remember Darthphere having a 15 minutes that was ridiculously longer than anyone else ever or maybe that was Erz.
     
  11. POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
     
  12. POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    I think I saw a CSI episode where this guy ate himself to death because he was always hungry. Plus he was in constant pain (hunger pains) and he was extremely fat anyways so hell with that, I will take being fat and satisfied.
     
  13. POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    How could I take it any other way. :hrt:

    I did, I do all my own avatars.
     
  14. Badger Side-Kick my Ass!

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    Nicely done POWdER! :woot:
     
  15. Lily Adler Politically Delicious (P) (she/her/hers)

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    If I've been bad will daddy spank me? :fhm:

    What is your favorite kind of mustard to shave with?

    Do you put away the Festivus pole the day after or wait about a week?
     
  16. Spider-Aziz I Wanna Be...

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    Suit yourself
    Mark what a story :broken Yoda imitation:
    I got that about Spider-Man
    Didn't care for anything from the JMS era?
    Read them I do
     
  17. Steyin Bidding you ADIEU!

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    Your name always make me think of this guy:

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    Thoughts on that?

    If you were to commit a crime, what would it be?

    Time pauses, and everybody is frozen, yet you are unfrozen. You don't know for how long it will last. What would you do?

    How would you punish those whom you find guilty of injustice, crimes or stupidity given the chance?
     
  18. POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    I certainly think about the future. Do I worry...sometimes but I try not to as I feel things work out in the end if you properly prepare for things.
     
  19. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Is it cheating if you went back in time and had relations with your wife at a younger age?

    Is it cheating if you had relations with the clone of your wife?

    Is it cheating if you had relations with a cybernetic copy of your wife?
     
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    You say that you've been married for 11 years. What do you do to keep things... exciting? Role play? Leather? Torture devices?

    Craziest place you've ever done it?

    What is the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten?

    *I want to ask a dirty follow up question, but I'm not gonna*

    Tell a story using 5 Hypesters... any story, any length, as long as it will entertain me.
     
  21. Spider-Aziz I Wanna Be...

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    :lmao:
    With questions this funny, I wonder how funny replies will be

    If you had the opportunity to talk to yourself from 20 years ago, what would you tell you? What do you think you will tell you in reply?
     
  22. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    If they there was a Zombie Apocalypse, Alien Invasion or a Robot Uprising, which one would you feel you'd be more capable of surviving and why?
     
  23. Spider-Aziz I Wanna Be...

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    Congratulations on surviving last Apocalypse (maybe?), what are your plans for the upcoming one?
     
  24. POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    It typically stays up all year long, that pole has many other uses.
     
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  25. POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    HELL NO! That is as polite as I can be about the subject.
     

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