15 Minutes: The Remake!! with POWdER-man

[POWdER-man]

Your name always make me think of this guy:

Thoughts on that?

Fair enough, he had some influence in my name. Here's a cookie.

If you were to commit a crime, what would it be?

Embezzling the assets of the 10 top richest people in the world. Then spreading 99% of the wealth between Global, National and local social programs and charities around the world. Then use the remaining 1% to buy my own small island to enjoy the rest of my life.

Time pauses, and everybody is frozen, yet you are unfrozen. You don't know for how long it will last. What would you do?

Let out a long, stinky fart that I have been holding. Then I would set up a human chess game with people around Walmart. I would then go to Burger King and make myself a burger My Way. I think I would get progressively crazier as the time goes by but you get the point.

How would you punish those whom you find guilty of injustice, crimes or stupidity given the chance?

Donkey punch...without the sex....so I guess rabbit punch. Yeah that's what I mean.

 

[BizarroAids]

I can't remember if you're a gamer or not....but do you often feel nostalgic and go back to old consoles?

If you could go back to any time....ANY TIME...when and where would you go?

Ever had a drug problem?

HOW THE F*** DO I EGGS??!!

What one person makes you smile every time you think about them?

On a scale of 1 to FNJDick. Who is your least favorite Mod?

 

[knowsbleed]

What is a rabbit punch. I don't feel like googling... that's so last decade.

 

[POWdER-man]

Is it cheating if you went back in time and had relations with your wife at a younger age?

No I think I am well within my right to sleep with her but I think I am more concerned about the fact I would be in my thirties and she would be in Middle School. :\

Is it cheating if you had relations with the clone of your wife?

Yes, although she would have all the same traits of my wife she would essentially be a different person. Of course if my wife wanted a threesome that would be totally fine and acceptable.

Is it cheating if you had relations with a cybernetic copy of your wife?

Well if they are a cybernetic copy then that means it is a terminator and my wife is probably already dead and I don't know that so no I think that would be acceptable because I will probably be dead right afterwards...or during.

 

[POWdER-man]

You say that you've been married for 11 years. What do you do to keep things... exciting? Role play? Leather? Torture devices?

We have done a lot over the years but keeping this within Hype rules I will just say you need a good imagination.

Craziest place you've ever done it?

On the beach I guess, not as much fun or romantic as you would think it would be. Sand everywhere...

What is the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten?

There's a 'yo mama joke there somewhere but I will take the high road.

I have eaten escargot. What most would think would be disgusting, I actually thought it wasn't that bad.

As for the foulest tasting thing I have ever eaten would probably the body part of a lobster. I love eating the claws and tail but that creamy gunk is just plain gross.

*I want to ask a dirty follow up question, but I'm not gonna*

Aww...blushes*

Tell a story using 5 Hypesters... any story, any length, as long as it will entertain me.

Knowsbleed (for this story your name is capitalized dammit)...walks into a bar with Darthphere and Kane(no numbers dammit) and sits down to have a few beers...

After a while, Knowsbleed walks up to Matt, the bartender and says, "Matt. Set an empty shotglass over there on the other end of the bar. I'll bet you $500 I can stand on THIS end of the bar and urinate into that shotglass from all the way across, this bar...heck, I'll even fill it."

Matt says, "you've got a deal, bud," and sets the empty shotglass on the other end of the bar.

Knowsbleed then proceeds to unzip and make his attempt, but he misses horribly. Urine is everywhere, all over the bar, on the floor in front and behind the bar, on the glasses, all over the place, but he doesn't come within 5 feet of the shotglass.

So Knowsbleed zips up, hands over $500 to Matt and starts to walk away, whistling like he's the happiest person in the world.

Manic who'd been sitting at the bar says, "hey Knowsbleed...why you so chipper, you just lost $500?"

Knowsbleed replies, "see Darthphere and Kane sitting right there..."

Yeah, Manic replies.

"Well, I just bet them $1,000 each I could urinate all over the bar and Matt would clean it up with a smile on his face."

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Where'd you go?

Must one obey

 

[Lily Adler]

I have ticket to a Taylor Swift concert should I burn it and go to a better one instead?

Your favorite Hamburger Helper?


What if the elves in Santa's workshop are secretly kidnapped children who were on the naughty list with chips implanted in their brains?

 

[POWdER-man]

If they there was a Zombie Apocalypse, Alien Invasion or a Robot Uprising, which one would you feel you'd be more capable of surviving and why?

Zombie, easily. Aliens would have far more advanced technology and robots would be far too sexy to kill like Kane.

Plus zombies have far more things against them such as decomposition, insects, animals, weather (heat and cold), etc. We would be more likely to have a rage type virus breakout than a zombie apocalypse but I don't consider those zombies since they are still alive.

Congratulations on surviving last Apocalypse (maybe?), what are your plans for the upcoming one?

I'm going to Disney World! Then myself and Mickey and his pals are going to have our OWN club. The no-homers club.

 

[POWdER-man]

I can't remember if you're a gamer or not....but do you often feel nostalgic and go back to old consoles?

Yeah I play video games and yeah sometimes I get nostalgic but unfortunately I don't have any of my old systems. The oldest I have is a PS1. I downloaded this player online and a bunch of games like Paperboy, Maniac Mansion, Mike Tyson's Punchout, etc so that is a bit entertaining.

If you could go back to any time....ANY TIME...when and where would you go?

During the stock market crash in late 20's, early 30's. I will then buy stocks cheap of companies that will be prosperous in the current market.

Think of the movie Time Cop without having Jean-Claude doing the splits butt-naked every 10 minutes.

Ever had a drug problem?

No, not at all. I am too lazy to have an addiction. Having an addiction takes a lot of work, time and money. Three things I hate wasting.

HOW THE F*** DO I EGGS??!!

I always believed the chicken came before the egg so I guess you could open it up and **** it. You sicko.

What one person makes you smile every time you think about them?

I will cheat and say both of my kids. They are far more amazing than I was at their age.

On a scale of 1 to FNJDick. Who is your least favorite Mod?

Well I nominated FNJ so I guess I will go with him. I don't know much about him, and he might be the most awesome guy in life but he portrays himself here well...as a dick. If he was at least humorous I could give him props for that at least but sadly that is not the case. As a mod you should strive to be the best you can be, not the worst you can be.

What is a rabbit punch. I don't feel like googling... that's so last decade.

Rabbit punch is a term in boxing where a boxer illegally hits another boxer in the back of the head. So donkey punch without the sex.

 

[POWdER-man]

Where'd you go?

Must one obey

I'm right here buttercup.

I love how Sylvester sounds drunk in all his movies, of course I don't think anyone goes to see a Stallone movie to hear him talk.

I have ticket to a Taylor Swift concert should I burn it and go to a better one instead?

Hell no! Sell it for an obscene amount and go to ten better ones instead.

Your favorite Hamburger Helper?

I'm old school so I will go with cheeseburger Maccaroni. Of course I don't eat much of that stuff anymore.

What if the elves in Santa's workshop are secretly kidnapped children who were on the naughty list with chips implanted in their brains?

Then they probably got what they deserved those little ****s. Have you ever had a kid run you over with his bike and then continue pedaling without saying sorry? They got their comeuppance.

 

[Erzengel]

Who are your 5 celebrities you're allowed to cheat with as per your marriage agreement?

 

[POWdER-man]

Who are your 5 celebrities you're allowed to cheat with as per your marriage agreement?

Giorgia Palmas

Spoiler

Natalie Portman

Spoiler

Mila Kunis

Spoiler

Kate Beckinsale

Spoiler

Hayden Pannetierre

Spoiler

 

[bullets]

How have I not heard of or seen Giorgia Palmas until now?!

 

[Badger]

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

When would you like to retire?

What would you like to do when retired?

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Describe your dream house.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

Why should I hire you?

 

[POWdER-man]

How have I not heard of or seen Giorgia Palmas until now?!

Your life must have been so empty until now.

But most likely because she is only quasi-famous in Italy.

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

I have home insurance so I don't worry about losing my electronics, comics, collectibles, and stuff like that but one thing I wouldn't be able to be replaced would be my oldest family album. If that got destroyed there would be no way of getting it back.

When would you like to retire?

Yesterday

What would you like to do when retired?

All the stuff I want to do that I don't have time to do now. Learn to play the guitar, do some woodworking, travel, learn a new language, train for a marathon, etc

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

No, I have a slight case of double vision. It doesn't interfere with my everyday life but for things like hitting something small like a golf ball with a club would drive me nuts. The optometrist said he could prescribe corrective lenses but because it is so minor that it could do more damage than good or something like that. Basically he recommended that I don't get it.

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Chewing my nails. I have done it since my youth and it is a force of habit that I can not seem to break.

Best I guess I am organizational freak in where I need to organize any mess and things have to be put away in a certain way or it drives me nuts.


Describe your dream house.

I like my house but I would definitely want a garage, a bigger/better view of the river, larger rooms, a fireplace in the bedroom, a pool in the backyard, bigger deck, bigger yard, a walk-in freezer, a home theatre downstairs with lazy boys as chairs, marble counters, etc

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

Don't eat the yellow snow or if I don't like you, eat the yellow snow.

What is your favorite word?

Cataclysmic

What is your least favorite word?

*****e

What sound do you love?

Waves hitting the coastline, and the drops of rain hitting the ground.

What sound do you hate?

Crunching styrofoam. ugh I hate even thinking about it.

Why should I hire you?

Because I banged your wife/girlfriend/sister and she said I did an amazing job.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Because I banged your wife/girlfriend/sister and she said I did an amazing job.

Hi Ted
Was that a good movie? (If you saw it)

 

[Badger]

Because I banged your wife/girlfriend/sister and she said I did an amazing job.

I would hire you just for that! Though a pretty thankless job to be honest. I kid. I kid. But, no really, you interested?

 

[knowsbleed]

If *****e were pronounced "*****é", would you like it better?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Apple Pie, with or without Ice Cream?
Blackberry or Apple?
Strawberry Sundae vs Tomato Soup?
Friday the 13th vs Nightmare on Elm Street: Favored franchise?

 

[POWdER-man]

Hi Ted
Was that a good movie? (If you saw it)

Never saw it. It seemed like a movie to watch at home than one to watch in a theater...when nothing better was on tv.

I would hire you just for that! Though a pretty thankless job to be honest. I kid. I kid. But, no really, you interested?

I hear you man...nah I am too poor to have a mistress. Plus my wife probably won't like it, yada, yada, yada. You know how women are...

If *****e were pronounced "*****é", would you like it better?

Amazing, you made *****e sound even more ultra *****e-baggery. It sounds like one of those over-priced colognes that your local gym rat wears.

"What's that smell?"
"Oh it's my new cologne, *****é."
"Smells like diarrhea sprayed by a skunk in heat."
"Thanks that's the smell I was going for."

 

[POWdER-man]

Apple Pie, with or without Ice Cream?

I don't like talking about my sexual exploits but yes with French vanilla ice cream.

Blackberry or Apple?

Apples, they are far more tastier. Oh you mean that over-priced crap that lacks any imagination in developing new products. I have better things to do than waste my time playing games on an Iphone.

Strawberry Sundae vs Tomato Soup?

I feel like I am missing a joke here somewhere. Who in their right mind would pick tomato soup over a strawberry sundae? It also just happens that tomato soup is my least favorite of any type of soup I have ever tried.

It's like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, where you have to dress it up to make it remotely look appealing and even then it still tastes like an old beaten up used tomato.

Friday the 13th vs Nightmare on Elm Street: Favored franchise?

Halloween, the first movie trumps both by itself.

But if I had to pick one of the two I would pick Jason, Freddy's humour has not aged well IMO.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Never saw it. It seemed like a movie to watch at home than one to watch in a theater...when nothing better was on tv.

That's the way it is, a TV film

Apples, they are far more tastier. Oh you mean that over-priced crap that lacks any imagination in developing new products. I have better things to do than waste my time playing games on an Iphone.

You answered both ways, that is what matters :

 

[Lily Adler]

Which female superhero do you have a crush on?

Which male superhero do you have a guy crush on?

 

[POWdER-man]

Which female superhero do you have a crush on?

Strange enough I used to have a monster crush on Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman in Batman Returns. So much so Batman Returns is still the ONLY movie I have seen twice at the theatre.

Which male superhero do you have a guy crush on?

Old-school Peter Parker/Spider-Man. That is what got me into comics and I still enjoy reading them over and over.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

The better Spider-Man movie: One of Raimi's or the Reboot? (No cheating and going with Hammond's film)
Know something, rank all the Spider-Man films from favorite to least favorite

Spider-Friends or the solo series from the same era? Which is/was more fun?

Windows or Linux?