15 Minutes: The Remake!! with The Boy Scout

What makes you such a Boy Scout?

 

Yes.

You called me a "pretentious prick" when you saw me working on my novel last month at Starbucks and I've been stalking you ever since.

I wanna say...467 pounds.

Love is a real life porn, minus all the stuff that makes porn cool.

Last weekend. Best weekend of my life, bar none.

I don't think I have a specific memory that I hold dear, but a lot of my happiest times were spent with my friends.

More like 99.

The girl I'm involved with.

Nobody in particular. I don't come on here enough to really form a connection with anybody.

Not a big fan of it.

Probably England. I think it'd be cool.

All those merit badges I never earned.

 

What's up?

What's your name? First name, real name

List 15 superheroes you really enjoy

List 30 movies of any era you wish to see

Favorite Actor as Dracula?

Chocolate vs Dark Chocolate? Which do you like more?

You still listen to radio?

Fondest memory of the 90s?

 

I was thinking you were this other boy scout...but you're not. Are you disappointed?

Are you really a boy scout?

What is the worst law you have broken?

Can I collect a bounty for it?

 

1) I have a dry sense of humor.

2) I'm almost always being sarcastic.

3) I'm very compassionate.

4) I was never actually a boy scout.

5) I'm slightly neurotic.

The other forum I frequent goes through constant dry spells. There's always something going on over here, so it's a good place to be.

Right now, nothing's set in stone. I know I want to major in Communication, though, and minor in Political Science.

I went to my state's Thespian Festival with my high school. In between watching a bunch of one act plays, I hung out with some friends and kids from another school. There was a lot (and I mean a lot) of laughter. I even learned a thing or two from some of the workshops I attended. It was just an amazing experience. Not life changing, but still very fun.

****. Chillin'.

Archie.

-Superman
-Batman
-Iron Man
-Thor
-Aquaman
-Robin (Damian Wayne)
-Hancock (dunno if he counts)

That's about it for all the ones I really enjoy.

I'll get to this one later.

Don't have one.

By "chocolate" I assume you mean milk chocolate...if so, then milk chocolate.

My entire childhood.

I don't get disappointed. I get even.

...or something.

I am not.

Breaking and entering. This past Christmas Eve, I broke into your house and farted on their pillows. You can expect to receive pink eye very shortly.

Probably.

 

What do you think of the X-Men?

Christian Bale should play Dracula in a parody and use his Batman voice to be intimidating. Yes or no?

Favorite How it Should Have Ended episode

 

The movies? I like them. I'm one of the few who prefer X1 to X2. I don't really remember too much of X3. I didn't think Wolverine was that bad, but I really enjoyed FC.

Yes. Yes. A million times yes.

EDIT: I like the TDK, TDKR, and Harry Potter episodes.

 

Betty or Veronica? Why?

Why have you not changed your user title?

What's the best deal you can get me?

Best game you ever played?

 

Betty. I always thought Veronica was kind of a *****.

I don't really want to.

You can have nothing for free.

Arkham Asylum, yo.

 

Tea or coffee?

 

Coffee. Love the stuff.

 

If you had 4 days to live, what would you do?

 

Do you believe cats have 9 lives?

What's wrong with Friday the 13th?

 

At a scale of 1-10, how pretty am I?

If you could be Superman for a day, what kind of fruit would you eat?

I have a pickled hand in a jar, should I put it in the ground to see if a human will grow?

 

-Tell all my loved ones just how much I love and appreciate them.

-Settle any and all unresolved issues with people in my past and present.

-Attempt to get into contact with Zack Snyder and beg him to let me see a rough cut of MOS.

-Break a couple of minor laws.

-Have some sex.

-Pretty much whatever the hell I feel like.

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Yes.

The fact that I have to actively avoid stepping on cracks to avoid breaking my mama's back.

You're as pretty as you feel, baby.

Human flesh.

do it. Now.

 

If they made a bazillion clones for Batman in Clone Wars, what would he do?

 

If I punch too hard would I be banned from being a lesbian?

Wonder Woman looks better in star spangled panties or battle skirt?

Favorite flavor of clown?

 

Sulk, brood, and *****.

Wanna try it and find out?

Battle skirt, all the way. I never liked the panties.

Heath.

 

Would you rather be a science teacher or a porn star?

Is the glass half empty or half full?

My bologna has a first name, but what is my ham's first name?

 

Aren't those the same thing?

If you pour water into a cup and stop halfway, then it's half full.

If you fill it up all the way and then drink half of it, then it's half empty.

Mufasa.

 

Do you prefer Castle or Bones?

Is the UK really just as boring as the rest of the world?

Am I an AI program created by a company that was bought by Apple and then said to be innovating?

If Batman married someone, would he still be able to fight crime?

 

I don't watch either.

To a lot of the people who live in the UK? Probably. It's the same for me and DC. I don't understand why so many people I know think it's such an exciting place to go to, but that's probably because I spent 16 years of my life there.

Depends: am I Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sure, why wouldn't he?

 

^ Oh they'll find a way to create some sort of reason, they always do.

Do you think I should dance in the air and just don't care?

If someone gave you a thousand dollars, would you light a tree on fire?

I have an electric car that only goes up to 70 mph and the radio only plays MPR, does that mean Jesus really works at a Taco Bell?