15 Minutes: The Remake!! with The Boy Scout

[knowsbleed]

with The Boy Scout!
The BS's (nice acronym) assigned remake movie is... NobodyReadsThis!​

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Also, Knowsbleed, remind people that a good 15 minutes, doesn't mean 1-2 word answers. Not telling people to write a novel, but at least be interesting.

ELABORATE!!!

Question time!!

Do I know you?

How do I know you?

How much does Erzengel bench?

What is love?

At what time in your recent past have you felt most passionate and alive?

What is your happiest childhood memory? What makes it so special?

Do you feel like you’ve lived this day a hundred times before?

If you knew that everyone you know was going to die tomorrow, who would you visit today?

Who do you feel closest to on the Hype and why?

What is your favorite sushi?

If you could live in any other country besides the United States (assuming you live in the US, if you don't... then pick another country anyway) where would it be and why?

 

[bullets]

What makes you such a Boy Scout?

 

[Boy Scout]

Do I know you?

Yes.

How do I know you?

You called me a "pretentious prick" when you saw me working on my novel last month at Starbucks and I've been stalking you ever since.

How much does Erzengel bench?

I wanna say...467 pounds.

What is love?

Love is a real life porn, minus all the stuff that makes porn cool.

At what time in your recent past have you felt most passionate and alive?

Last weekend. Best weekend of my life, bar none.

What is your happiest childhood memory? What makes it so special?

I don't think I have a specific memory that I hold dear, but a lot of my happiest times were spent with my friends.

Do you feel like you’ve lived this day a hundred times before?

More like 99.

If you knew that everyone you know was going to die tomorrow, who would you visit today?

The girl I'm involved with.

Who do you feel closest to on the Hype and why?

Nobody in particular. I don't come on here enough to really form a connection with anybody.

What is your favorite sushi?

Not a big fan of it.

If you could live in any other country besides the United States (assuming you live in the US, if you don't... then pick another country anyway) where would it be and why?

Probably England. I think it'd be cool.

What makes you such a Boy Scout?

All those merit badges I never earned.

 

[knowsbleed]

What are 5 things that you would like complete strangers on the internet to know about you that would give us a better idea of who you are as a person?

What brought you to The Hype?

What do you want to be when you grow up?

What did you do last weekend that was so life changing?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

What's up?

What's your name? First name, real name

List 15 superheroes you really enjoy

List 30 movies of any era you wish to see

Favorite Actor as Dracula?

Chocolate vs Dark Chocolate? Which do you like more?

You still listen to radio?

Fondest memory of the 90s?

 

[POWdER-man]

I was thinking you were this other boy scout...but you're not. Are you disappointed?

Are you really a boy scout?

What is the worst law you have broken?

Can I collect a bounty for it?

 

[Boy Scout]

What are 5 things that you would like complete strangers on the internet to know about you that would give us a better idea of who you are as a person?

1) I have a dry sense of humor.

2) I'm almost always being sarcastic.

3) I'm very compassionate.

4) I was never actually a boy scout.

5) I'm slightly neurotic.

What brought you to The Hype?

The other forum I frequent goes through constant dry spells. There's always something going on over here, so it's a good place to be.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Right now, nothing's set in stone. I know I want to major in Communication, though, and minor in Political Science.

What did you do last weekend that was so life changing?

I went to my state's Thespian Festival with my high school. In between watching a bunch of one act plays, I hung out with some friends and kids from another school. There was a lot (and I mean a lot) of laughter. I even learned a thing or two from some of the workshops I attended. It was just an amazing experience. Not life changing, but still very fun.

What's up?

****. Chillin'.

What's your name? First name, real name

Archie.

List 15 superheroes you really enjoy

-Superman
-Batman
-Iron Man
-Thor
-Aquaman
-Robin (Damian Wayne)
-Hancock (dunno if he counts)

That's about it for all the ones I really enjoy.

List 30 movies of any era you wish to see

I'll get to this one later.

Favorite Actor as Dracula?

Don't have one.

Chocolate vs Dark Chocolate? Which do you like more?

By "chocolate" I assume you mean milk chocolate...if so, then milk chocolate.

You still listen to radio?

Fondest memory of the 90s?

My entire childhood.

I was thinking you were this other boy scout...but you're not. Are you disappointed?

I don't get disappointed. I get even.

...or something.

Are you really a boy scout?

I am not.

What is the worst law you have broken?

Breaking and entering. This past Christmas Eve, I broke into your house and farted on their pillows. You can expect to receive pink eye very shortly.

Can I collect a bounty for it?

Probably.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

What do you think of the X-Men?

Christian Bale should play Dracula in a parody and use his Batman voice to be intimidating. Yes or no?

Favorite How it Should Have Ended episode

 

[Boy Scout]

What do you think of the X-Men?

The movies? I like them. I'm one of the few who prefer X1 to X2. I don't really remember too much of X3. I didn't think Wolverine was that bad, but I really enjoyed FC.

Christian Bale should play Dracula in a parody and use his Batman voice to be intimidating. Yes or no?

Yes. Yes. A million times yes.

Favorite How it Should Have Ended episode

EDIT: I like the TDK, TDKR, and Harry Potter episodes.

 

[POWdER-man]

Betty or Veronica? Why?

Why have you not changed your user title?

What's the best deal you can get me?

Best game you ever played?

 

[Boy Scout]

Betty or Veronica? Why?

Betty. I always thought Veronica was kind of a *****.

Why have you not changed your user title?

I don't really want to.

What's the best deal you can get me?

You can have nothing for free.

Best game you ever played?

Arkham Asylum, yo.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Tea or coffee?

 

[Boy Scout]

Coffee. Love the stuff.

 

[Hawkingbird]

If you had 4 days to live, what would you do?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Do you believe cats have 9 lives?

What's wrong with Friday the 13th?

 

[Lily Adler]

At a scale of 1-10, how pretty am I?

If you could be Superman for a day, what kind of fruit would you eat?

I have a pickled hand in a jar, should I put it in the ground to see if a human will grow?

 

[Boy Scout]

If you had 4 days to live, what would you do?

-Tell all my loved ones just how much I love and appreciate them.

-Settle any and all unresolved issues with people in my past and present.

-Attempt to get into contact with Zack Snyder and beg him to let me see a rough cut of MOS.

-Break a couple of minor laws.

-Have some sex.

-Pretty much whatever the hell I feel like.

Do you believe cats have 9 lives?

Spoiler

No.

Spoiler

No.

Spoiler

No.

Spoiler

No.

Spoiler

No.

Spoiler

No.

Spoiler

No.

Spoiler

No.

Spoiler

Yes.

What's wrong with Friday the 13th?

The fact that I have to actively avoid stepping on cracks to avoid breaking my mama's back.

At a scale of 1-10, how pretty am I?

You're as pretty as you feel, baby.

If you could be Superman for a day, what kind of fruit would you eat?

Human flesh.

I have a pickled hand in a jar, should I put it in the ground to see if a human will grow?

do it. Now.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

If they made a bazillion clones for Batman in Clone Wars, what would he do?

 

[Lily Adler]

If I punch too hard would I be banned from being a lesbian?

Wonder Woman looks better in star spangled panties or battle skirt?

Favorite flavor of clown?

 

[Boy Scout]

If they made a bazillion clones for Batman in Clone Wars, what would he do?

Sulk, brood, and *****.

If I punch too hard would I be banned from being a lesbian?

Wanna try it and find out?

Wonder Woman looks better in star spangled panties or battle skirt?

Battle skirt, all the way. I never liked the panties.

Favorite flavor of clown?

Heath.

 

[Lily Adler]

Would you rather be a science teacher or a porn star?

Is the glass half empty or half full?

My bologna has a first name, but what is my ham's first name?

 

[Boy Scout]

Would you rather be a science teacher or a porn star?

Aren't those the same thing?

Is the glass half empty or half full?

If you pour water into a cup and stop halfway, then it's half full.

If you fill it up all the way and then drink half of it, then it's half empty.

My bologna has a first name, but what is my ham's first name?

Mufasa.

 

[Lily Adler]

Do you prefer Castle or Bones?

Is the UK really just as boring as the rest of the world?

Am I an AI program created by a company that was bought by Apple and then said to be innovating?

If Batman married someone, would he still be able to fight crime?

 

[Boy Scout]

Do you prefer Castle or Bones?

I don't watch either.

Is the UK really just as boring as the rest of the world?

To a lot of the people who live in the UK? Probably. It's the same for me and DC. I don't understand why so many people I know think it's such an exciting place to go to, but that's probably because I spent 16 years of my life there.

Am I an AI program created by a company that was bought by Apple and then said to be innovating?

Depends: am I Leonardo DiCaprio?

If Batman married someone, would he still be able to fight crime?

Sure, why wouldn't he?

 

[Lily Adler]

^ Oh they'll find a way to create some sort of reason, they always do.

Do you think I should dance in the air and just don't care?

If someone gave you a thousand dollars, would you light a tree on fire?

I have an electric car that only goes up to 70 mph and the radio only plays MPR, does that mean Jesus really works at a Taco Bell?