15 Minutes 15 Minutes with... Gilpesh

[Gilpesh]

Does ETM stand a chance in the marines?

He's doing what?

 

[-Arya-]

He's doing what?

You heard me. He's planning on it.

 

[Gilpesh]

Well. At least he'll post less.

 

[DarkReflections]

In your opinion who do you think is a better filmmaker? Steven Spielberg or James Cameron?

 

[enterthemadness]

When I get to 100,000 posts, will the Hype shut down in sheer terror?

And no, I'm not going into the Marines.

If I were a mod....would you kiss up to me and still be the way you are to me?

Pancakes or Waffles?

Do you own a tracfone?

If so, wtf are you so cheap?

 

[Gilpesh]

In your opinion who do you think is a better filmmaker? Steven Spielberg or James Cameron?

Cameron. Spielberg made Indiana Jones 4.

When I get to 100,000 posts, will the Hype shut down in sheer terror?

You're never getting that far. Like a lot of posters.

And no, I'm not going into the Marines.

Could you at least post less?

If I were a mod....would you kiss up to me and still be the way you are to me?

Um. No. I'd treat you exactly the same.

Pancakes or Waffles?

Neither.

Do you own a tracfone?

No.

If so, wtf are you so cheap?

 

[-Arya-]

Are you looking forward to any movie?

 

[Gilpesh]

Are you looking forward to any movie?

Both of those recent Clooney movies.

 

[enterthemadness]

Will James Franco ever be a legit leading man in theaters (in terms of box office success?)

What is your views on rainbows.

Do you believe in Christopher Nolan?

Views on the upcoming Predator reboot from FOX.

Could you run FOX better? TV wise and movie studio wise.

Can you run fast?

Can you slam duck?

If you can raed tshi hgih fvie yuroslef (ducks thrown garbage)

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Am I the only person on the Hype! who's seen your picture?

 

[Gilpesh]

Will James Franco ever be a legit leading man in theaters (in terms of box office success?)

Never.

What is your views on rainbows.

They're much smarter than you'll ever be.

Do you believe in Christopher Nolan?

No. He's a figment of everyone's imagination.

Views on the upcoming Predator reboot from FOX.

Meh.

Could you run FOX better? TV wise and movie studio wise.

Anyone could. Even you... I mean, they're that stupid over there.

Can you run fast?

I can, I just let Superman win for his own publicity.

Can you slam duck?

I hate duck.

If you can raed tshi hgih fvie yuroslef (ducks thrown garbage)

Ugh.

Am I the only person on the Hype! who's seen your picture?

Probably. I'm not good with sharing.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You really aren't.

When are you going to download Skype?*








*"Never" or a similar answer is not permitted.

 

[Gilpesh]

You really aren't.

When are you going to download Skype?

I'll tell you when...

 

[Marx]

Why is Mr. Furious your co-pilot?

 

[Gilpesh]

Why is Mr. Furious your co-pilot?

He's the most awesome one episode character of LOST ever.

 

[Sawyer]

Have you ever seen a dead body?

 

[Gilpesh]

Besides the usual wake/funeral situation. Nope.

 

[Sawyer]

I was hoping for a funnier answer. You let me down.

 

[Gilpesh]

I don't joke about death! Oh wait. I do.

Ah... something something Zoroastrianism.

 

[Sawyer]

How much of an allotment would you give of not joking about a celebrity post-death?

 

[-Arya-]

Ah... something something Zoroastrianism.

Zoroastrianism? The religion of the ancient persians? What does that have to do with anything?

 

[Gilpesh]

How much of an allotment would you give of not joking about a celebrity post-death?

Two minutes.

Zoroastrianism? The religion of the ancient persians? What does that have to do with anything?

They like to feed their dead to the vultures!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I have a bad taste in my mouth... why?

 

[Gilpesh]

I have a bad taste in my mouth... why?

Somewhere... a mod did something wrong.

 

[-Arya-]

What circumstances would drive you to punt a baby right through a field goal post?