15 Minutes 15 Minutes with Knowsbleed

[enterthemadness]

The Immortal! wants to know, when you read any of his posts, does your mind turn to mush?

 

[knowsbleed]

The Immortal! wants to know, when you read any of his posts, does your mind turn to mush?

I don't normally reply to people who refer to themselves in third person but yes... and if that's your goal then you've done quite a bang up job so far.

 

[AndThePickles]

Heck yes I love red bean rolls; that's why I asked It has nothing to do with my coworkers, though. Loved them for years. One of my close friends in high school was half Korean, and she really got me into going to some of the local international and Korean markets, so I started trying a ton of different food. I still have yet to try much Filipino food...a couple of the younger ones at work have warmed up to me, but on a whole, no lol. But one of the young guys shared his food with me one day!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Why are you the coolest person on Hype?

Even cooler than Bamfer?

 

[knowsbleed]

Heck yes I love red bean rolls; that's why I asked It has nothing to do with my coworkers, though. Loved them for years. One of my close friends in high school was half Korean, and she really got me into going to some of the local international and Korean markets, so I started trying a ton of different food. I still have yet to try much Filipino food...a couple of the younger ones at work have warmed up to me, but on a whole, no lol. But one of the young guys shared his food with me one day!

*sniff*... I smell a Crook-ism. Watch out... ulterior motives may be present.

Why are you the coolest person on Hype?

Even cooler than Bamfer?

Never that. I'll never reach that level of cool. *snortle*

 

[AndThePickles]

Hahaha, no. He has a girlfriend that he's obsessed with.

 

[knowsbleed]

Hahaha, no. He has a girlfriend that he's obsessed with.

Or so he says... slick can smell slick... *smells slick*.

 

[AndThePickles]

Aaaand I just saw on facebook that he just got engaged haha

 

[knowsbleed]

Aaaand I just saw on facebook that he just got engaged haha

Why you always gotta be right??

 

[AndThePickles]

What was your favorite place to live and why?

What is your favorite "attraction" that you've visited?

 

[PWN3R]

Do you want some drank?

Also, a deathly fight between a hobo and a cashier erupts at Burger King. Whatcha goin' do?

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Do you like being popular online?

Do you find it ironic that in the online world you may be more respected then in the world you live in?

Would you rather the reverse to be true?

Do you think you will have a stellar career?

Why do you think so?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Bleed!!!

Hows it going?

Get up to much this weekend?

Any plans for next weekend?

There is a Hype rave/bashment, who is the DJ?

The MC?

The three podium dancers?

Greatest hip hop LP evah!?!?!

Who is worse, Soulja Boy or Lil Wayne. Not talent wise mind, annoyance level wise.

4 bars of rhyming genius...NOW!

What 5 hypsters would you wanna meet up with for a mash up/piss up/tea party?

Best movie to watch whilst under the influence of narcotics?

When was the last time you tried to watch a movie whilst pissed out of your head?

Was it enjoyable or did it give you a head ache?

If you could unban a formers poster simply to utterly ridicule them, who would that poster be?

So, you like Indian food huh? So do I!!

Favourite curry?

What do you usually have with your curry?

Onion Bhaji?

Naam Bread?

Or just curry and rice?

Anywayz, peace out Mr Knowsbleed. Have a good en.

 

[knowsbleed]

What was your favorite place to live and why?

I had a little too much fun when I lived in Korea... but I can honestly say that I loved Cali. I lived in Cali for a long time... I loved it there and I miss it there very much. It's very much home there. I just wish I could afford to live there. If I could retire there it would be great... but as it is right now... I don't foresee that happening. I'll probably retire and live in the Philippines where I could live comfortably off of my retirement.

What is your favorite "attraction" that you've visited?

Wha huh? Landmark wise? Hmm... I'm not one for "attractions". I do intend to take a tour to China to visit the Great Wall before I leave Asia though... it's one of my short term goals. Maybe climb Mt Fuji?... or at least take some pictures.

 

[knowsbleed]

Do you want some drank?

I want some of that purple stuff[/whisper]

Also, a deathly fight between a hobo and a cashier erupts at Burger King. Whatcha goin' do?

First of all, I don't know who you've been talking to or what sort of lies they've been telling you... but I was defending myself, mkay?? You would do the same thing if a greazy bum was grabbing at your pants because he thinks you pocketed his double bacon cheeseburger... I was putting my phone away! And I don't know where the part about me being a cashier came about... I dress nothing like a Burger King employee... haven't worked there since I was 18... I don't even wear their gang colors. This story has gotten way out of hand... we need to squash the madness right now. NOW!

 

[knowsbleed]

Do you like being popular online?

I'm not here for popularity. There are a few people here who I like conversing with on a regular basis... I've formed a few close friendships here and whatnot... I see nothing attention seeking about that at all. There may be a few people here who think I am an attention ****e... so be it. People will think what they want to think regardless of what they actually know (or don't know) so que sera sera and all that jazz.

Do you find it ironic that in the online world you may be more respected then in the world you live in?

I really don't see that being the case. In the "world I live in" I am a non-commissioned officer in the Air Force. I am in charge of my workcenter, I have people I supervise and who look to me for guidance and top cover. I consider myself a career Airman... I'm in it for the longhaul... so I don't really see my online self garnering more respect than what I really am in real life. I use this place as an outlet for internet humor. Sometimes people don't understand that humor, sometimes I get chastised because my humor might be a little bit too much... but that's ok because I amuse myself... and if I can't laugh at myself... who else can I laugh at?

Would you rather the reverse to be true?

If the reverse were true... then of course I'd rather be respected in real life rather than online... but as I've said before, I don't see that being the case.

Do you think you will have a stellar career?

Why do you think so?

I wouldn't call it stellar. I am a hard worker... I value work ethic over self gain. I have very old school laborer values that don't really apply in today's office/work space... but I hold them dearly because that's the only way I can look in the mirror every day without being disgusted with what I see. I will consider my career stellar when I am finally able to collect that retirement check and call my Air Force career... over.

 

[knowsbleed]

Bleed!!!

Knaverly!!!

Hows it going?

Going, going, gone... 'til November... what a coincidence.

Get up to much this weekend?

This weekend was very rough indeed. I haven't ingested that many different kinds of liquor in quite awhile. Not eating beforehand wasn't such a good idea either. I'm paying for it with blood in my vomit. Arrr.

Any plans for next weekend?

I plan not to have any plans. Let's not be hasty.

There is a Hype rave/bashment, who is the DJ?

Well... I am of course. Having 6-7 years of DJ experience playing different venues from house parties to clubs in Juarez, Mexico... I think I'm a little qualified.

The MC?

Manic... I've always wanted to hear Cedric The Entertainer rap at one of my parties.

The three podium dancers?

I don't want to offend any of the women of the Hype so I'll go with 3 girls I'd let you pick off of Craigslist... that way it's adventurous and you'd use your bargain hunting skills to produce some fine quality product for the evening's entertainment.

Greatest hip hop LP evah!?!?!

Hmmm... for me it's a toss up between Fugees - The Score and Common - Like Water for Chocolate. Both are classics in my eyes.

Who is worse, Soulja Boy or Lil Wayne. Not talent wise mind, annoyance level wise.

Just the thought of these two is enough for me to want to give up listening to hip hop altogether. I'll go with Lil Wayne just because he's more visible than SB. But both are equally annoying... I don't care what people say about LW and his whatever whatever blah blah blah... I drink that haterade. Step off... I'm doing my hump.

4 bars of rhyming genius...NOW!

The Hype, don't believe the Hype, I don't believe it's right
I don't believe the sight, You can't see without light,
Dark windows make it night, computer screen makes it bright,
You sleep in broad daylight, without even seeing daylight,
Your spark lights when it's dark, fights for life leaving marks,
circles beneath the eyes are dark, attitude bites like a shark,
Your knock turn will make you nocturnal,
Passed up by life, say bye to life, your soul remains eternal

What 5 hypsters would you wanna meet up with for a mash up/piss up/tea party?

Oh wow, so many names come to mind. I have met quite a few Hypesters I can call friends here. First ones that come to mind are Bamfer, Pickles, Spoons, Eggyman and Runty... to make it 6, 7 or 8 I'll throw in you, CrashNburn and Bella... wherever she is these days.

Best movie to watch whilst under the influence of narcotics?

Grandma's Boy!

When was the last time you tried to watch a movie whilst pissed out of your head?

I demand you record this phrase and post it here... then I'll answer it.

Was it enjoyable or did it give you a head ache?

I give myself headaches... so secondary distractions are almost always welcome.

If you could unban a formers poster simply to utterly ridicule them, who would that poster be?

Oh wow... maybe RobocopCPU100w302202gigawatts... he was quite a character. Close 2nd... Spiderfreddie!!!

So, you like Indian food huh? So do I!!

Hell yes I do. Indian food is utterly delish. I'm addicted.

Favourite curry?

Hmm... chicken masala? I think that's a curry. It's awesome in my mouth.

What do you usually have with your curry?

Onion Bhaji?

Naam Bread?

Or just curry and rice?

Whoa... you just out-Indian fooded me. I'm an Indian food noob so I'm not quite at that level yet. I just enjoy what my friends recommend. I'll come back to you once I'm more seasoned.

Anywayz, peace out Mr Knowsbleed. Have a good en.

[/gilpesh]

 

[Erzengel]

Do you think during this festive time of year that a poster's sense of humor can grow 3 sizes larger?

 

[Logan's Runt]

I know a certain mod whose sense of humor most certainly can't!

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Thank you for answering the questions.

I have one more, why did you take my first question like an accusation instead of a statement of simple truth, for from what I see you are popular online?

 

[AndThePickles]

Chicken tikka masala is my favorite Indian dish, and I never realized it was a curry dish. Yay information!

 

[The Lizard]

Macross Super Valkyrie vs Dinobot Grimlock ... who wins?

 

[CrashNburn]

How's life in the military?

why you no talk to me anymo?!!! lol

whats is the craziest thing to happen in your life?

who do you think is the craziest ***** on the hype?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Nice bars Bleed.

And yes Masala is very nice. If you like spicier food though I recommend Madras. Beef or Chicken, it is immensely yummy!

 

[knowsbleed]

Do you think during this festive time of year that a poster's sense of humor can grow 3 sizes larger?

The correlation between a poster's sense of humor and the seasonal joyousness that is supposed to be felt worldwide right now (even here in Japan... they have Christmas trees) is in no way, from what I see, connected.

I know a certain mod whose sense of humor most certainly can't!

For this statement, I'll post one of my favorite verses from one of my favorite songs of all time...

Rat-tailed Jimmy is a second hand hood
Deals out in Hollywood
Got a '65 Chevy, primered flames
Traded for some powdered goods
Jigsaw Jimmy he's the one in the game
But I hear he's doin' o.k.
Got a cozy little job selling the Mexican mob
Packages the candycaine

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's the one that makes ya feel all right
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood

Once again... no connection/relation.