15 Minutes 15 Minutes with Lightning Strykez!

[Marx]

with....​

Lightning Strykez!​

Part 1: Your "real" life!

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Where were you born?
Where do you currently live?
Age?
Height?
Hair color?
Eye Color?
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
Lefty or Righty?
Do you have any siblings?

Post a picture of your handwriting:

What is your job?
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?
What is your lucky number?
Any superstitions?
What kind of cell phone do you have?
What's your default ringtone?
What is the last movie you saw in theatres?

Part 2: Your Hype Life!

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What is your current avatar and why?
How many posts do you have right now?
Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
What will you sing?
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
Have you ever posted commando?
What brought you to the Hype?
What keeps you here?

Link us to a thread you enjoy:

You're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
Which two Mods?
Hype Crush?
Hype Nemesis?
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

The Official "15 Minutes" Sign Up Thread http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=350867

 

[Marx]

Are you currently happy with where you are in life? Why or why not?

 

[spideyboy_1111]

How many times does Lightening Strike?

 

[Marx]

Have you or anyone you know been affected by the economic mess in this country?

How much does gasoline cost per gallon in your area?

 

[Marx]

Do you believe in karma?

 

[Kane52630]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

Is there another word for synonym?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

How young can you die of old age?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

Is it still real to you?

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What do batteries run on?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?




What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Are there any questions?

 

[Marx]

Who is your favorite actor?

Who is your favorite actress?

 

[Marx]

What are your thoughts on gays that have "equality equal sign" bumper stickers on their cars? Brave? Or putting an unnecessary target on themselves?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

From Marx...

Where were you born?
New York

Where do you currently live?
I have homes in New York and Michigan. Currently I'm in Michigan.

Age?
Not quite 40.

Height?
5'11

Hair color?
Black

Eye Color?
Brown

Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
Yes. Both of my nipples have studs in them and both of my ears have hoops, that's about it. I had a tat on chest of a lightning bolt but later had it removed.

Lefty or Righty?
Righty

Do you have any siblings?
Yes

What is your job?
Former firefighter, still saving lives in the corporate world.

Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)
2011 Acura

If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?
I'll have to give that one some thought. LOL

What is your lucky number?
#7

Any superstitions?
Nope.


What kind of cell phone do you have?
Verizon


What's your default ringtone?
It buzzes.

What is the last movie you saw in theatres?
"The Help." It was good.


Part 2: Your Hype Life!


What is your current avatar and why?
It's a graphic lift from some movie about Soul-Glo. I like it because it features a lightning bolt.


How many posts do you have right now?
Over 25,000 I believe.

Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Doggy Lips, Marx, Hunter, Dew k. Mosi, Calvin Lee and mrvlknight (because he's hot).


Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
Marx

What will you sing?
"The Sun Will Come Out...Tomorrow!"

Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
Yes.

Have you ever posted commando?
Yes. In fact, I'm not wearing underwear now as a matter of fact. LOL! Well, you asked...

What brought you to the Hype?
My anger over Jessica Alba being cast as Invisible Woman in 2004's "Fantastic Four".

What keeps you here?
My love of the posters here. I feel I am part of the establishment here now...I can't leave. Ever.

Hype Crush?
Too many to list. But they know who they are.

Hype Nemesis?
I banned him when I was a mod, ergo, he no longer exists nor matters. Ha!

What is your favorite Smiley?
The "Cool" one.....

Least favorite?
This overused one... Not everything is f***ing "awesome". S***.


Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.

That I am a brazen, flirtatious, gay hustler cowboy who pursues sex like it's a sport.

Truth is, it's not the only sport I enjoy.

Just kidding. No, seriously...there is more to me than that, and I've actually always been faithful to one man in my life.


What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
When people make up stupid-ass words like "casted." WTF???


What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

There have been many. But when I revealed that I had been assaulted in a public restroom that was a special event in my Hype life, because that's when I basically "came out". And I believe that I was the first Hype Moderator ever to break his silence in that regard, so to have the Hype populace really embrace me in that vulnerable moment was special to me.

Oh, and when I won the "Most Popular" Hypester contest a few years ago, that was a treat for me too.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Are you currently happy with where you are in life? Why or why not?

My father recently died so no, I'm not particularly happy right now. But my ex-boyfriend (the guy who's been in my life for over 11 years) and I are reuniting and I am sure that will lift my um....spirits.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

How many times does Lightening Strike?

Up to 4 times a night if the "getting" is good, or until the cops come knocking.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

From Marx:


Have you or anyone you know been affected by the economic mess in this country?

I've been okay during the down-turn, but many of my friends and family have lost jobs. I try to help them out financially when I can. Unfortunately, some take advantage of my kindness and resources as a result. That pisses me off.

How much does gasoline cost per gallon in your area?

It's dropped to $3.39/gallon, thank God. But that sh** is still high as f***!

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Do you believe in karma?

Not necessarily. I just believe that people get f***ed up in life by being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Be back later to answer more. Keep 'em coming.

 

[enterthemadness]

I'm gonna ask you a series of serious and silly questions...

1. Buffalo Wild Wings or Hooters?

2. Watch anything on NBC? You may answer with a lol like clearly most Americans do.

3. Fav sport to play?

4. Why are you so busy?

5. If you took a que from Stewie and had a sexy party like he does on Family Guy...who would be there?

6. Thoughts on the decline of Daytime Soaps and their transition to web series soaps?

7. Are you a Alien Ant Farm fan?

8. If we were on a Zombie Defense team with members of the Hype...would you toss me into a group of zombies hoping that they would leave me alone with my Homer Simpson or Fry like IQ? Oh you guys be escaping at this point. Thanks.

9. Do you play cityville?

10. Are you happy in life?

11. Do you watch Modern Family?

12. If Train A leaves at 8:30 am and Train B leaves at 9:05 am, why is Marx flipping me off?

13. You thought the above would be a serious math question didn't you?

 

[Lantern Venom]

What was the first comic book series you read as a kid?

 

[Marx]

What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

There have been many. But when I revealed that I had been assaulted in a public restroom that was a special event in my Hype life, because that's when I basically "came out". And I believe that I was the first Hype Moderator ever to break his silence in that regard, so to have the Hype populace really embrace me in that vulnerable moment was special to me.

Oh, and when I won the "Most Popular" Hypester contest a few years ago, that was a treat for me too.

You definitely paved the way, my friend. You made it easier for me to do the same.

 

[Marx]

Where were you when New York finally legalized gay marriage?

Do you have any plans to eventually get married?

 

[Marx]

Do you consider yourself a good cook? If so, what is your specialty?

What is the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?

 

[Marx]

Do you have any plans for halloween?

What is the first halloween costume you remember wearing?

What was the last halloween costume you wore?

What is your favorite halloween candy?

Are you a fan of haunted houses or corn mazes?

 

[chaseter]

Why are you not a mod anymore?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Thor or Captain America? Which movie you liked more?

 

[Marx]

Today is "Sweetest Day". Genuine holiday or "Hallmark" holiday?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

I'm back. Thanks for the new questions...please give me a few minutes.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

From Kane:

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Well, if I got scared "to death" the first time, would I technically be alive to go through it again? Erm.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
I'm a lover, not a fighter.

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
It wouldn't be in the dictionary, fool.

Is there another word for synonym?
Similar.

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Yes, fool.

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

I wouldn't give a f*** if they did. And since the b**** is gonna die anyway, I seriously doubt they do either. LOL

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
I wouldn't know. And I'm experienced in eating funny tasting things.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Yes.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

No, the muthaf***a is simply crazy.

How young can you die of old age?
59.

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
Heat waves make me sweat. And not in a good way.

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
Pass.

Is it still real to you?
Depends on what "it" is. Please clarify.

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.
Meh. None of you are gonna listen to them anyway.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Dunno, but they are woefully ugly creatures with and without the shells.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Hahaha. That's the best question you've asked so far.

What do batteries run on?
Love. Like the rest of the world.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Sure. Anyone can be garnished. Even if they aren't growing product for garnishes.

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?
Yes, I have an infraction. I was the first moderator to ever get one actually--and it was given to me by an Admin. It's because I'm rogue and have a potty mouth. As you can see, I didn't really learn from it.


What is your least favorite word?

"Matt."

What turns you on?
When someone plays with my piercings.

What turns you off?
Bad breath.

What sound do you love?
The sound of my man reaching new heights of happiness.

What sound do you hate?
The sound of my man and I having a bitter argument.

What is your favorite curse word?
Oh, definitely "F**k". Without a doubt.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
I'd love to be a doctor. I think saving lives is one of the grandest professions EVAR.

What profession would you not like to do?
Being the guy who rights shotgun on the side of Garbage Trucks. That's a smelly-ass job.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Oh, I'm not going. So there's no reason to even speculate on that question.

Are there any questions?
90% of your questions didn't make a lick of sense. Is that a reflection of your nonsensicalness?