15 Minutes 15 Minutes with Lord Valumart

[ImWithTeamConan]

Describe your perfect date.

 

[Lord Valumart]

Describe your perfect date.

I'm assuming that I'll have been seeing the girl for a while since first dates would never be perfect... Just laying on a rug, on the floor, cuddled beside her with a blanket ontop of us with the lights off and the fire on and something good on tv. Not that we'd be watching the telly cause I'd be randomly kissing her neck or cheek or nose or something...

I know it's not really a date, more hanging out with her but it was perfect...

 

[ImWithTeamConan]

Anything that could occur on here that could help you leave the Hype?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Anything that could occur on here that could help you leave the Hype?

I'm barely here anyhow, bar the Dr Who thread, so I could drift away at any moment and probably not be missed...

 

[Marx]

What is your most prized comic book that you've collected?

What is your most prized action figure that you've collected?

What is your favorite DVD that you have?

 

[Marx]

I just noticed that you said you would push Christopher Nolan into 'the door of non-existence'...but you also said that you stood in line for a very long time to meet Aaron Eckhart, and that you screamed at him to get his attention and he ended up coming over to sign something for you.

Is that because you're a huge Aaron Eckhart fan? Or because you really enjoyed his portrayal of Harvey Dent/Two-Face?

If it's the latter, how do you believe the portrayal would have changed had Christopher Nolan not framed the character the way he did?

 

[Lord Valumart]

What is your most prized comic book that you've collected? Well, I'm sure none of my comics are really worth any kind of money. I can't really think of my most prized one, Farscape #1?

What is your most prized action figure that you've collected? Easy, UK100 Time Crash 5th and 10th Dr two pack

What is your favorite DVD that you have? Probably the Farscape dvd boxsets cause they come in just the most lovely boxes. The complete Deadwood would be a contender for this cause the box it wonderful, looks amazing but you open it and it's just so rubbish inside, not even a bookelt or anything. The single series sets had photos of the real Deadwood inside the fold out cardboard thing but this only has like two photos of it. I mean come on, a little booklet with random facts and the photos would have made it so much better. Poor show HBO, poor show

Too much thought was put into that last question...

 

[Lord Valumart]

I just noticed that you said you would push Christopher Nolan into 'the door of non-existence'...but you also said that you stood in line for a very long time to meet Aaron Eckhart, and that you screamed at him to get his attention and he ended up coming over to sign something for you.

Is that because you're a huge Aaron Eckhart fan? Or because you really enjoyed his portrayal of Harvey Dent/Two-Face?

If it's the latter, how do you believe the portrayal would have changed had Christopher Nolan not framed the character the way he did?

I did no such thing! How dare you suggest I done this. I think you have me confused with someone else sir.

 

[Marx]

I did no such thing! How dare you suggest I done this. I think you have me confused with someone else sir.

Wow...well that's embarassing. I've got the '15 Minutes' crossed.

Do you get embarrassed easily?

 

[ImWithTeamConan]

Can you explain to a newbie who knows nothing of it (like me) why I would enjoy Dr. Who?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Wow...well that's embarassing. I've got the '15 Minutes' crossed.

Do you get embarrassed easily?

Not really no...

Can you explain to a newbie who knows nothing of it (like me) why I would enjoy Dr. Who?

It's pretty much a guy running around saving the universe from monsters. It's just fun.

 

[ImWithTeamConan]

Favorite midnight snack?

 

[Two-Face]

Why do you hate Nolan's Batman?

Why do you like Burton's Batman?

 

[Gilpesh]

Where the hell are Matt Smith's eyebrows?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Favorite midnight snack?

Pot Noodle or Microwave Chicken Nuggets...

Why do you hate Nolan's Batman? It's not how I see Batman

Why do you like Burton's Batman? It's EXACTLY how I see Batman

Where the hell are Matt Smith's eyebrows?

They're there, you're just not looking hard enough

 

[DX]

So...

RTD or Moffat?

Cake or Death?

Who did you vote for in the General Election? (If you did vote)

Is this the way to Amarillo?

 

[Lord Valumart]

So...

RTD or Moffat? Cartmell

Cake or Death? At this current moment in time death

Who did you vote for in the General Election? (If you did vote) Labour. I would ahve voted SNP or Lib Deb but Labour was the way to go to stop those damn Tories...

Is this the way to Amarillo? No, no, no. You go left at the Spar, then right at the traffic lights, then keep going for about 5 miles and then you'll see a sign that says "devon", go to a pub called the coach and phesant where you'll find a man named Steve. Slip him a tenner and say "the crow flies south, only when it is winter". He should then say "but the door is only not a door when it is ajar". Then you say "indeed good sir, I shall have the ale". Once this is complete you shall be given a parchment with direection to the next marker on the way to Amarillo. Good luck, and may god have mercy on us all...

So indeed...

 

[ImWithTeamConan]

What do you love to get at your favorite restaurant?

 

[Lord Valumart]

What do you love to get at your favorite restaurant?

Scampi and chips, I loves me some scampi

 

[ImWithTeamConan]

If you could be famous for doing one thing, what would it be?

 

[Marx]

How hilarious are these commericals?
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[Two-Face]

Why do you love Dr Who?

Favourite Bond actor?

Favourite Bond movie? (If you watched any)

Do you like football? I don't mean American football.

Are you going anywhere this summer?

What was the last movie you saw?

What was the last comic you read?

 

[Lord Valumart]

If you could be famous for doing one thing, what would it be?

The creator of the WombleMatic 6000... A large gun that turns people into Wombles...

How hilarious are these commericals?
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Not very...

Why do you love Dr Who? It's just fun

Favourite Bond actor? Sean

Favourite Bond movie? (If you watched any) Casino Royale

Do you like football? I don't mean American football. Realy football? No

Are you going anywhere this summer? Nope, summer plans are fecked

What was the last movie you saw? Kick-Ass

What was the last comic you read? ShadowHawk, vol 3 # 1

 

[Marx]

Did you see that Ghostbusters III officially has a release date? How do you feel about that?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Did you see that Ghostbusters III officially has a release date? How do you feel about that?

No I did not. It means nothing really, I remember a sequal to Evolution had a release date once, as did Men in Black 3 and Spider-man 4. Basically, until filming actually starts and we're told that Egon and Janine are finally together and that Oscar is a new buster then I'm doubtful for anything ever happening.