15 Minutes 15 Minutes with Lord Valumart

[ComicChick]

with....

Lord Valumart

Part 1 - Your "real" life

Spoiler

Join Date:
Where were you born?
Where do you currently live?
Age?
Height?
Hair color?
Eye Color?
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
Lefty or Righty?
Do you have any siblings?
What is your current avatar and why?
How many posts do you have right now?
Post a picture of your handwriting:

What is your job?
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?
what's your lucky number?
any superstitions?
What kind of cell phone do you have?
What's your default ringtone?
What is the last movie you saw in theatres?

Part 2 Your Hype Life

Spoiler

Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
What will you sing?
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
have you ever posted commando?
What brought you to the Hype?
What keeps you here?
Link us to a thread you enjoy:
you're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
Which two Mods?
Hype Crush?
Hype Nemesis?
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

The Official 15 Minutes Sign Up Page: http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=350867

 

[Kane52630]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

Is there another word for synonym?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

How young can you die of old age?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

Is it still real to you?

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What do batteries run on?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?



What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Are there any questions?

 

[SuperFerret]

You're a Ghostbuster, which other three Hypesters are your team?

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris?

Boxers, Briefs, or Commando?

If there's one person alive you would want to fight, who would you fight? Dead?

Favorite Music artist?

Favorite Sports?

Favorite Sports teams?

Screw, marry, kill; Lindsey Lohan, Paris hilton, Snooki

What is the weirdest thing about you?

Which is the one book that has really impressed you?

If you could change one thing about you, what would you change?

If you could marry one video game character, which one would it be?

If you could marry a superheroine, which girl would it be?

Why do you love me?

 

[Erzengel]

Hi my name is (Insert your username here), you might remember me on SHH for such things/threads as?

What is your biggest regret and if you could relive that moment what would you have done differently?

Tell the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love.

What’s your biggest geek collectible?

If you were a celebrity, what would you demand in your dressing room?

What was your first?
Tape/CD
DVD/Blu-Ray
Automobile
Video Game

How did you find out about the birds and the bees?

Who has been your biggest influence and why?

Where is your next vacation spot?

If you moved tomorrow, outside of family or friends, etc. what would you miss most about the place you were living?

 

[ComicChick]

what was your favorite class in HS?

least favorite class in HS?

What kind of toothpaste do you use?

How many times a day do you brush your teeth?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Which do you like more?

• Snape or Dumbledoor
  Novels or film adaption
  Inception or The Dark Knight
  Orange juice or lemonade
  Ants or bees

 

[Lord Valumart]

Part 1 - Your "real" life

Join Date: 29/5/04
Where were you born? Creswell Meternity Hospital or something like that, I dunno...
Where do you currently live? At home with my parents
Age? 22
Height? 6ft2
Hair color? Beige
Eye Color? Blue
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? None sadly. My mates keep refusing to allow me to get a Ghostbusters logo one.
Lefty or Righty? Rightly
Do you have any siblings? Nope
What is your current avatar and why? It's celery, my avvy is celery now, celery is cool...
How many posts do you have right now? 35,815
Post a picture of your handwriting: I'm lazy and cannot be arsed.

What is your job? Optical Glazing Technician
Do you have a car? What kind? Madza 2 53 plate
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?
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what's your lucky number? Err...42
any superstitions? You NEVER cross on the stairs.
What kind of cell phone do you have? HTC Desire
What's your default ringtone? For calls Knight Rider theme, for texts Adam Buxton shouting "NONSENSE! NONSENSE! NONSENSE!"
What is the last movie you saw in theatres? Green Lantern
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Part 2 Your Hype Life

Spoiler

Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
SpideyLad - whipping boy
Kahoot - fun guy
Manic - fun guy
Three random others - because it's fun to meet new people
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner? Assuming "drunken duet" does not mean sex... SpideyLad... If it does mean sex, Twylight wants me...rawr...
What will you sing? The Firefly theme song
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life? Spideylad, Kahoot, Fry'sGirl!!, Rac Stormcrow.
have you ever posted commando? Damn right I have
What brought you to the Hype? Spider-man 2
What keeps you here? The thrill a minute conversation...
Link us to a thread you enjoy:
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=359713
you're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend? Manic, just to make him say "DAMNIT WOMAN!! GET ME MY COFFEE!!"
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy? Whoever it was who was the head of the "vote busty" thing from a few years back and DX, cause DX sucks.
Which two Mods? Any of them, I'll beat the snot outta them.
Hype Crush? All the boys crush on Twylight...
Hype Nemesis? SpideyLad...
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you. I'M ****ING SCOTTISH!!!
What is your Hype Pet Peeve? Lunar Wolf's existance.
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment? The over all event of Hypelife seeing as it's brought me in contact with some many cool people and others who I hate.

 

[Lord Valumart]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? You live the life of a firefly

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? Pfft, no. Machine gun.

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? Every word in the dictionary is mispelled, we just accept it.

Is there another word for synonym? I don't even know what synonym is...

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? No, but animals can eat vegetarian crackers.

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Probably due to various health and saftey laws they need to.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Clowns are not funny, so no.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? Only if he liked TDK...

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Nah, shot him and be done with it.

How young can you die of old age? 89

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? Totally, be nice to the heats

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? We may never know...

Is it still real to you? Never has been...

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.
Pulp - Common People
The Jam - That's Entartainment
The Who - Substitute
Ed Sheernan - A Team
Placebo - Running up the Hill

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Well, they live in the sewars and wear bandana's so...

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? Mass produced crap, thats why.

What do batteries run on? Hamsters

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? No, no they cannot

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them? Not that I'm aware of...


What is your least favorite word? Balloon

What turns you on? A nice pair of legs, sexual dancing and generally looking deeply into the eyes of an attractive woman.

What turns you off? Your face

What sound do you love? The punching sound effect in Street Fighter

What sound do you hate? Sea gulls.

What is your favorite curse word? Arse

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Stand up comedian

What profession would you not like to do? Vet, which is odd cause I used to want to be a vet.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? I'd rather be met by Ernie Wise, shown around by Eric Morcombe and have dinner with Jon Pertwee.

Are there any questions? Many, but we don't have time for that.

You're a Ghostbuster, which other three Hypesters are your team?

SpideyLad - he knows the equipment
Kahoot - he's expendable
Twylight - for sex appeal

 

[Marx]

Have you or anyone you know been affected by the economic mess?

How much does gasoline cost per gallon in your area?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris? Nathan Fillion

Boxers, Briefs, or Commando? Boxers for work, briefs for sleeping and commando at all other times.

If there's one person alive you would want to fight, who would you fight? Why fight? Life is too short.
Dead? I think I could kick Micheal Jackson's arse...

Favorite Music artist? Jarvis Cocker, he has a wonderful way with words.

Favorite Sports? Err...none.

Favorite Sports teams? None

Screw, marry, kill; Lindsey Lohan, Paris hilton, Snooki
Kill - Snooki
Marry - Paris
Screw - Lohan

What is the weirdest thing about you? My stretchy skin

Which is the one book that has really impressed you? I'm going to say the Precher series of comics even thought thats not really the question. It just impressed me how brilliant the writing was, the art was, the story was, the ideas behind it were. There is no better comic book out there, hell, no better book.

If you could change one thing about you, what would you change? I would like stick on facial hair.

If you could marry one video game character, which one would it be? Lara Croft cause she has a large house and access to fun guns.

If you could marry a superheroine, which girl would it be? Sue Storm cause she's a milf

Why do you love me? I do not.

Hi my name is Lord Valumat, you might remember me on SHH for such things/threads as the Dr Who thread, the Gamma Lounge and 15 Minutes with Lord Valumart!

What is your biggest regret and if you could relive that moment what would you have done differently? I recently got over my biggest regret so I don't really care that much about it anymore so I'm not going to say anything.

Tell the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love.
I remember being in school at the time. I'd known her for some time previously, about 6 years, but then the day we finished school forever we started dating. It was amazing. She got all my jokes, we laughed, we had got rather "dirty" during Die Hard. Yeh, it was everything the movies said it would be... Then she dumped my by text.

What’s your biggest geek collectible? I dunno really. I have a UK100 Time Crash set which is pretty rare, The Losers #1 signed by Diggle and Jock, a con program signed by Glenn Fabry, Stewart Lee, Paul Cornell, RJR, Jock, and Andy Diggle... I think I'll go with my Mattel Ghostbusters collection. I love Ghostbusters and I love those toys.

If you were a celebrity, what would you demand in your dressing room? TV, 360, Red Dead Redemption and Irn Bru.

What was your first?
Tape/CD - tape I can't remember but CD was Busted
DVD/Blu-Ray - DVD was Star Wars Episode 1. Not bought a BluRay yet.
Automobile - Ford Fiesta.
Video Game - Ms Pac Man

How did you find out about the birds and the bees? When they attacked me.

Who has been your biggest influence and why? Probably myself, cause I'm awesome

Where is your next vacation spot? Glorious Birmingham...

If you moved tomorrow, outside of family or friends, etc. what would you miss most about the place you were living? The chip shop, they do the best chicken suppers...

what was your favorite class in HS? Craft

least favorite class in HS? Gym

What kind of toothpaste do you use? Whatever happens to be in the glass...

How many times a day do you brush your teeth? Once, in the morning

Which do you like more?

• Snape or Dumbledoor - Harry Potter is one of the biggest wastes of space I've ever had the misfortune of hearing about, so neither.
  Novels or film adaption - Depends on what they're adapting. A novel into a film can be a bad thing but a novel, with the core idea, themes, chracters and world taken to a TV series can be fantastic.
  Inception or The Dark Knight - Not seen one hated the other.
  Orange juice or lemonade - Irn Bru
  Ants or bees - My god, Bees...

 

[PWN3R]

Why is the the sixth doctor so terrifying?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Why is the the sixth doctor so terrifying?

Google "Colin Baker moustashe" and you shall see all...

 

[PWN3R]

......

 

[Marx]

What is the longest amount of time you've gone without sleep?

 

[Lord Valumart]

What is the longest amount of time you've gone without sleep?

Probably the best part of four days. Around that time I tend just to pass out.

 

[twylight]

What car would you own if you could?

Screw, marry, kill or punch; James Mays, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammon, The Stig?

Least favorite Primeval character?

Favorite Doctor Who Companion?

Which Doctor would you dress like if you had to?

Favorite cartoon growing up?

What random song is stuck in your head right now?

Why do you have a preference for celery?

What's your favorite vegetable (with the exception of previously mentioned vegetable)?

 

[Marx]

Are you skipping questions? Or answering them out of order?

 

[Marx]

How do you primarily get your news? Online? Print? Or tv?

 

[Marx]

What is your favorite Natalie Portman movie?

 

[Marx]

Do you think you could ever successfully become a vegan or vegetarian? Why or why not?

 

[Shemtov]

Which do you like more?Snape or Dumbledoor - Harry Potter is one of the biggest wastes of space I've ever had the misfortune of hearing about, so neither.

In that case, why in the world do you have a name that's obviously a play o ''Lord Voldemort''?

 

[Marx]

Have you ever donated blood to a blood bank?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Your name parodying Voldemort, thought you're a fan

 

[Marx]

Have you seen the new Harry Potter movie yet? If not, do you plan to?