15 Minutes with PWN3R!

[Lily Adler]

I've been told they're disturbing, yes.

Snickers
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Prius
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[PWN3R]

HAhaaha, that Snicker's one is from last year. I remember discussing this in class. Very disturbing stuff. That thing's left arm is the stuff of nightmares.

As for the Prius one, it's like the Human-Centipede director tried to pander towards a more family friendly audience. Awesome.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Hahaha, loved your answers.

And no, I did not save time from excluding the 'y'. I'm just awesome is all. Yes, this Flo was...

 

[Marx]

Have any movies ever made you cry? If so, which ones?

 

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Great song, or greatest song?

 

[PWN3R]

Marx:

Have any movies ever made you cry? If so, which ones?
Several films have made me , but I'm blanking on them at the moment. I will say that Pixar has the secret to the emotional fountain of sadness. UP made me ball during that montage, and let's not even mention the ending of Toy Story 3.

So yeah, tears.

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Great song, or greatest song?
You a fan of white boxes? I knew about them before they went mainstream.

....it's just a white box, sir. Or ma'am. Or manufactured posting bot.

 

[Kane52630]

Yo when are you read my visitor message I left you a week ago?

 

[Erzengel]

What one celebrity would you date/marry/etc. if given the opportunity?

Have you ever had to do the walk of shame or the escape from anyone's house?

Worst date you've ever been on?

Best date you've ever been on?

Deal breakers that would sour any potential relationship?

 

[PWN3R]

Kane52630:

Yo when are you read my visitor message I left you a week ago?
"Look for my answer on the first light of the fifth day; at dawn, look to the east." Yay, references.

Erzengel:

What one celebrity would you date/marry/etc. if given the opportunity?
Is it sad that I have so many answers for this question? I have stalker qualities, I'm afraid. But definitely Aubrey Plaza. Oh sweet moses.

Have you ever had to do the walk of shame or the escape from anyone's house?
Over sex? No. I haven't quickly re-dressed and leaped out of a bathroom window or tripped over my pants like in the movies. When I lived on campus, walks of shame were frequent in my dorm, but again, not for my actions.

Worst date you've ever been on?
So this was like my first "date" situation ever, I was like 14, 15? We were at a hockey game in Mississippi - crazy, I know - and she wanted to kiss. So we walked around and found a secluded spot. I was so embarrassed and closed my eyes only to miss her entire face. . I was awkward for the rest of the night and pretty much avoided her. It's hilarious looking back.

Best date you've ever been on?
Best one, mainly because it was so chilled and we really clicked, was again, back in Mississippi. She was this artsy photographer type, so immediately I was all 'deer caught in headlights'. We went to a thrift store and bought outfits for each other, then we went to a bookstore to look at nude art books and laugh. She was so awesome. Sadly, she's married now.

That said, I haven't dated in a while. It's starting to concern me, but I honestly have no drive to do all that hoop jumping. Bleh.

Deal breakers that would sour any potential relationship?
Clinginess? Is that a word? I like my freedom and to have someone demand to be around all of the time would be a nightmare. But then again, it's a catch-22 because you WANT to have someone care enough to want to be with you, right?

 

[Marx]

Are you very health conscious?

 

[PWN3R]

Marx:

Are you very health conscious?
Three years ago, I was a health nazi. Yes. I was running six miles every morning and eating nothing that didn't help me in some way. Then I transferred to New Orleans and kind of just...stopped. Lately, I've been trying to get back into running and eating right, but I'm beginning to think I've lost that discipline.

I don't drink soda and I try my best to get my vegetable portions for the day (fruits are easy), but c'mon, cheeseburgers are mankind's greatest achievement.

 

[Marx]

Have you ever run in any marathons? If yes, which ones? If not, would you like to?

 

[PWN3R]

ALSO....have to mention this. I would like to change my answer to that Heaven question. I just watched Blue Velvet today for the first time, and Dennis Hopper's character blew my mind.

I would love to hear these words upon first entering the pearly gates:

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[PWN3R]

Marx

Have you ever run in any marathons? If yes, which ones? If not, would you like to?
No, I haven't. I got into running by myself and built up my distances over time. I thought I was pretty decent, but coming to Loyola made me realize how much people run. There are people who run for days in these things (slight exaggeration) and that's crazy. Marathons don't really attract me, I just like the mental relief of running.

 

[Erzengel]

Being a gamer, would you sleep with a woman you barely knew for some sort of virtual weapon to use in a favorite game?

 

[Marx]

What are your thoughts on reality tv?

 

[PWN3R]

Erzengel:

Being a gamer, would you sleep with a woman you barely knew for some sort of virtual weapon to use in a favorite game?
I'm an achievement ****e, Erz. But even this is pushing it, ha. Probably not. But talk about pre-order incentives. Best Buy would have one option, Gamestop would have another; I wonder if Wal-Mart would throw in two women?

Marx:

What are your thoughts on reality tv?
Reality tv is a genre that has become synonymous with 'Kim Kardashian' and 'The Jersey Shore', so not really my thing. The one reality show that I loved and watched religiously was 'The Mole' with Anderson Cooper.

Also, 'Toddlers and Tiaras' is the most perplexing thing on television.

 

[Marx]

Speaking of "Toddlers and Tiaras", do you believe that child beauty pageants are cutesy kid competitions? Or child abuse?

 

[PWN3R]

Marx:

Speaking of "Toddlers and Tiaras", do you believe that child beauty pageants are cutesy kid competitions? Or child abuse?

The parents in this show are the extreme cases, but I think if the child isn't willing, it can become a form of abuse. Most of the parents involved in these things are forcing their lost dreams on their children anyway. Eh, I don't know. It's weird and I'm surprised that these things are still around.

Sunny just did an episode about this topic and it was absolutely hilarious.

 

[Erzengel]

What was the hardest achievement you ever did?

What game have you played the most?

List your 5 favorite video games ever.

What is your favorite system ever?

What weapon from a video game do you wish existed in real life?

 

[Kane52630]

What did you think about the just released GTA V trailer?

Would it be awesome to have a GTA game with Niko, Vercetti, CJ, and Claude?

 

[Marx]

What are your "Top 3" Pixar movies?

 

[PWN3R]

Erzengel:

What was the hardest achievement you ever did?
Most achievements prove to be annoying rather than hard. Mile High Club and Arkham Aslyum's 'Shock and Awe: Extreme' challenge comes to mind. But in hindsight, they're easy. I did play all the way through Terminator Salvation....that was hard to stomach.

What game have you played the most?
Probably the Mass Effect series. Between 1 and 2, I have like 14 playthroughs. Again, .

List your 5 favorite video games ever.
I know I'm going to forget something, damn lists, but:
1) Mass Effect Series
2) Splinter Cell
3) Hitman
4) Halo 2 (Halo is pretty much forever dead to me, but I played the hell out of this game).
5) Beyond Good and Evil

What is your favorite system ever?
Boring answer: Xbox 360. Seriously, it's just a dream - online, party chat options, and netflix. Now that everything goes multiplatform, I feel no need for a PS3. Although, I desperately want to play the Uncharted series.

What weapon from a video game do you wish existed in real life?
There's a couple that could be useful:
Omni-tool from Mass Effect, but more importantly, the giant ***** sword from Saints Row 3 (which I need to play just for that).

Kane:

What did you think about the just released GTA V trailer?
I forgot it was even being released today, lovely surprise. It's sexy. Is that older guy supposed to be Tommy? Tell me that doesn't sound like Liotta, man.

Would it be awesome to have a GTA game with Niko, Vercetti, CJ, and Claude?
Never played San Andreas, but all of these characters would probably hate each other, so that would be hilariously awesome.

Marx:

What are your "Top 3" Pixar movies?
Toy Story - My childhood, basically.
UP
Finding Nemo

Like everyone on the entire planet, I feel that Pixar can do no wrong except for Cars. I saw the first one, but didn't bother with the sequel because the first one felt like five hours.

 

[Marx]

Is it hard for you to take compliments?

 

[chaseter]

Have I ever called you Pooner?

Did you ever eat those Lays with Olestra that caused anal leakage?

What's the last movie you walked out of where you totally wanted to do those things that the movie did besides Drive.

How awesome am I on a scale of 9-10?

Which MOD on here do you like the least besides Bamfer?

Will you come up to Denver to ski with me in a Dumb and Dumber bromantic sort of way? I visited you, it's time you visit me.

We need to pick two costumes for the Con that compliment each other. You can't be the Driver and me be Doctor Who. We need to be smart about this.