15 Minutes 15 Minutes with The Ace of Knaves

[Scissors]

No my little droogie, we will go for the old surprise visit, then to top it off, some of the wonderful Ludvig Van.

Can you still listen to that? Didn't you have the Ludovico treatment?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Can you still listen to that? Didn't you have the Ludovico treatment?

Na, that wore off after a while!

 

[Scissors]

Na, that wore off after a while!

I see.

So, who's the victim, then? There's this cute devotchka living all alone on the end of the road...

 

[CrashNburn]

I was really, really, really stoned one time and I went to get a Chinese takeaway. I went up to the counter to order and...burst into laughter! Just completely random, I was standing at the counter laughing my head off for literally 10 minutes. I couldn't get any words out and the little Chinese woman looked like she was about to **** herself! In the end I just had to leave, I was in absolute hysterics. I bet the woman thought I escaped from the nut house or something!

...this story definitely gets the Crash approval!

so...

what is the number one thing you'd like to do before you die?

Name 5 ppl from the hype you'd like to meet.

what is your alcoholic beverage of choice?

do you prefer wine, liquor or beer?

who is your fav Actor and Actress?

do you play videogames? If so, name a few.

 

[chaseter]

You are too awesome. I don't have any questions because of that.

Why are you so awesome?!

Someone's got a man crush

Would you kill Scissors to become Deadpool, Ace?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I see.

So, who's the victim, then? There's this cute devotchka living all alone on the end of the road...

The victim, is your soul! DUN DUN DUNNN!

...this story definitely gets the Crash approval!

so...

what is the number one thing you'd like to do before you die?

Beat someone with a comedy sized fish.

Na but seriously have a kid. I'm feeling broody or whatever it's called.

Name 5 ppl from the hype you'd like to meet.

Bella

Comic Chick

Knowsbleed

Eggyman

Anubis

I would like to meet a lot more though, yourself included.

what is your alcoholic beverage of choice?

Beer would be Stella Artois. Short would be TVR (Tequila, Vodka and Red Bull)

do you prefer wine, liquor or beer?

I like red wine, but only with a meal usually. I'm a lager man mainly.

who is your fav Actor and Actress?

Good one.

Hmmm I'd say my favourite actor at this precise moment in time would be Tom Hardy.

Favourite actress would be Helen Mirren. I love her.

do you play videogames? If so, name a few.

Yea I love my video games! Been rinsing up Modern Warfare 2 recently. Also Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2. And Bioshock, The Darkness and Mass Effect are also faves of mine.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Someone's got a man crush

Would you kill Scissors to become Deadpool, Ace?

Na man, no matter how much I love DP, I would never wanna be a cancer ridden and mentally unstable murderer. Maybe if he didn't have cancer I would

 

[Scissors]

Someone's got a man crush

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Aaaaceeee.

 

[Scissors]

Na man, no matter how much I love DP, I would never wanna be a cancer ridden and mentally unstable murderer. Maybe if he didn't have cancer I would

So you'd kill me if you were a normal, good health Deadpool?

Wait, that could NEVER EVER work.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Exactly. So you have nothing to fear.

 

[CrashNburn]

you have to choice one or the other forever:

xbox360 or ps3?

marvel or dc?

alcohol or drugs?

Also, seperate questions:

what was your favorite cartoon growing up?

do you still watch cartoons? which one(s)?

what is your fav tv show?

 

[Scissors]

Exactly. So you have nothing to fear.

I'll go hide anyway.

You never know with you, droog.

 

[CrashNburn]

Beat someone with a comedy sized fish.


hahaha...classic!


Na but seriously have a kid. I'm feeling broody or whatever it's called.

hmmm...intersting. so you're a family man? boy or girl?


I would like to meet a lot more though, yourself included.

awww..shucks! lol. you'd be on my list of many too!


Yea I love my video games! Been rinsing up Modern Warfare 2 recently. Also Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2. And Bioshock, The Darkness and Mass Effect are also faves of mine.

only real men play videogames. Video games are great!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Well it's weird, I've never really thought about it before. But I want a kid! But I know financially, I can't be doing that right now.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Boy or girl?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Boy or girl?

A boy preferably. I'd love to have a little mini me running around. I don't know if the rest of the world would share that sentiment though

But I would love a little girl too though, so when she gets older I can play the over protective dad role. Always wanted to do that

 

[Aesop Rocks]

So, what movie are you more excited for, Green Lantern or The Avengers?

Are you excited for Buried?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

So, what movie are you more excited for, Green Lantern or The Avengers?

Ohh good question.

I dunno really. Probably Green Lantern at the mo, but not my much. After I've seen Thor and Cap I reckon my excitement levels will rise.

Are you excited for Buried?

Yea it's a great concept I think. And it will be interesting to see how Reynolds performs in a film where it's him and him alone.

 

[-Arya-]

Ace!

Chicken, Beef or Fish?

Blondes, Brunettes, or Redheads?

Would you say some awesome British slang and the meanings of them please?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Ace!

Hello fella!

Chicken, Beef or Fish?

Ohh good question. Hmmm because of my love of a good steak and Beef Madras I gotta go with beef.

Blondes, Brunettes, or Redheads?

Brunettes :heart:

Would you say some awesome British slang and the meanings of them please?

Ok me old china-china plate-mate

Ruby Murry-Curry

plates of meat-feet

dog and bone-phone

apples and pears-stairs

boat race-face

north and south-mouth

bubble-bubble bath-laugh

And my personal favourite...

Berk-Berkshire Hunt-C***

 

[-Arya-]

Ok me old china-china plate-mate

Ruby Murry-Curry

plates of meat-feet

dog and bone-phone

apples and pears-stairs

boat race-face

north and south-mouth

bubble-bubble bath-laugh

And my personal favourite...

Berk-Berkshire Hunt-C***

*Right click and saves*

 

[LiveWire777]

Commencing stoner questions:

Favorite type of ganj?

Favorite way to partake of said ganj (joint, bong, ect...)??

Why are you so awesome?!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Commencing stoner questions:

Ohh goody gum drops!

Favorite type of ganj?

Skunk. The high grade stuff straight from Amsterdam! Probably White Widow or Silver Haze

Favorite way to partake of said ganj (joint, bong, ect...)??

I used to do bottles and bongs, but I can't anymore. They are too harsh for me! I prefer to just chill out with a nice spliff.

Why are you so awesome?!

Awww jeez, thanks man But as I said earlier, it was written in the stars

 

[CelticPredator]

You'll have to wait longer...lolz. I got 2 movie projects, I need a nap, and I need to finish a paper....ugh!

 

[Two-Face]

Name two favourite Batman characters Why do you like them?