Why is there only one picture of you in the photo album... posted about 10 different times?
HAHA actually there is about four different ones, but I'm doing the same poses in all of em! But yea, I ain't got a digi camera and my camera on my phone is ****ed. So I haven't been able to take any new ones for aaaagggeeesss.
What is one question that you would love someone to ask you that nobody has asked you yet, and then answer it.
"Hi Ace, what are your thoughts on Gordon Brown the British Prime Minister?"
My thoughts are...he is the biggest ****ing dick head on the face of the planet and he needs to be fed his own false eye...through his ass.
Tell me a story about a time when you felt like a hero for a moment.
Hmm good one. There has been many heroic deeds in my life, very few of which have actually been perpetrated by me though...
But na I dunno really. I think maybe the most heroic thing I have done is try to protect my mate when some Somalian prick tried to stab him. But it didn't go so well, my mate still ended up getting stabbed. But I suppose it could of been much worse.
Tell me a story about a time when you felt like the lowest piece of dung at the bottom of a dung heap.
Ahh there has been a few occasions my friend.
The worst was probably a couple years ago when my mum and dad broke up. I had a massive row with my dad, which led to us not speaking for about a year. I ended up homeless...only for a few days though. I was depressed for a good portion of 2008. But in the end it really made me sit back and realize how lucky I was before. And it's taught me to never take things like family and having a roof over your head for granted. Me and my dad are cool now though.
How many sexual partners have you had in your life?
Including my girlfriend, seven. Not really that many I don't think. Not for an Essex boy anyway!
How many of those sexual partners do you regret being sexual with?
Two. They were both absolute stinkers! But I was pissed out of my head both times, so it can be excused...barely!
Tell me a story about the one that got away.
Not really much to tell. My girlfriend now sorta got away back at school. We was really close and I asked her out but I got put in the dreaded "friend zone". Then when we finished school I sorta forgot about her, then there was a house party about a year later where loads of people from school were there, including her, and we sorta, hit it off...again. But this time I got her! HAHAHA
But other than that, I'd say there was one girl in the year above me at school who I fancied. We got with each other a few times, but then she left school and I didn't really speak to her again.
Do you live with regret? If so, tell me about it and if not... how the hell do you do it?
I think everyone has regrets. But different people deal with them differently. Like I definitely do have some regrets, like that row with my dad and us not speaking for ages. But at the end of the day it's not about dwelling on the past. What's done is done and there is nothing you can do about it, so there is no point getting cut up over it I don't think.
If you were mod/admin at SHH for 1 day... what are some changes you would make?
OOooohh!!! If I was a mod for a day ay? Well firstly I'd change the censor system. I mean the word ***** is used all the time in pg-13 movies, why not on here?
I'd ban or de-mod some mods who I think are slacking. And there are some
I'd ban Hypsters who annoy me. Whether they break the rules or not is irrelevant.
And I'd get rid of the Green Hornet, Wanted, Transformers and Superman forums and give Deadpool a forum.
And I'd maybe throw a Hype rave/bashment like I've been going on about for ages, which plenty of food, booze and drugs!
What is one thing you would change about...
Your body -
I want bigger pecs!
Your face -
My nose is crooked as ****, so I'd get that sorted out.
Your life -
I'd be a multi billionaire and I wouldn't give any of it to charity. Well, maybe some charity to do with helping children who suffer abuse or something.
Your country -
Get rid of Gordon Brown, the fat, half blind, not even English prick. Probably have him beheaded in public. And I'd pull all the soldiers out of Afghanistan and kick all the illegal immigrants out of the country.
Your mentality -
I'd probably not have such a short temper, maybe think a bit more before I come out with something
Your underwear -
Increase my leopard print thong collection
Why did you hate me when you first joined the Hype?
I don't think I ever hated you! I just didn't know how to take you at first. You've got a dry sense of humour, but for someone who didn't really know what you were about, it can be a bit intimidating!
Why is the lounge such a lonely place these days?
I'm not too sure to be honest. I think people are too nicey nice in there now. Not enough random arguments and banter. And too much Dr Who and Lost talk.
Who is your favorite Brit poster at the Hype?
It's gotta be my boy Eggyman! He doesn't post enough any more though
If you could bring back one banned poster, who would it be and why?
Wiseman. Because he was sorta like you, had a dry sense of humour. And he stood up to the mods when they were busting out the old double standards or just talking absolute horse ****.
What is one thing you would die for without thought?
My mummy. Awwww. See I'm a mummys boy really! haha
Do you consider yourself to be a social butterfly, an introvert or a mixture of both... why?
I think I'm a bit of both really. I can be shy (believe it or not) around people I don't know. I'll be more of a listener at first, just to get the measure of them.
But around my mates and people I know I am a bit of a nut case!
I say hello to strangers if they say hello to me and stuff like that though. Like someone who works in a shop or in a bar or just little old ladies who say "Hello!" to random people.
Compose me a paragraph including yourself, myself and 3 other Hypesters consisting solely of Knaves slang.
So there was me and me three ol china's; Knowsbleed, Eggyman and Drakon. We was feeling a bit peckish so I got on the blower and ordered us a takeaway Ruby Murry. But the problem was, we had no booze. So I ran down the apples and pears to the corner shop to get us some bevvies. A big crate of wifebeaters, or Stella Artois to the uneducated.
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as well as Craven Cottage, as well as some lower league stadiums as well. In September, me and my dad went to see Real Madrid at the Bernabeau, it was brillaint. We went mainly to see Ronnie Rocket, and we were 6 rows from the front, 1st minute, he scored right in front of us. Was magical. He came running over to our side, and everyone was chanting Real songs, except for us two, just shouting "UNITED" as loud as we could. I like to think he heard us, and thought we were nutters. 
