15 Minutes 15 Minutes with The Ace of Knaves

[Ace of Knaves]

I know exactly what you are talking about...


Translation:

Myself, knowsbleed, Eggyman and Drakon walked into a bar. We promptly proceeded to catch beatdowns from a Jew, a Chinese, a Mexican and a Muslim. The only course of action during the mass beatdownage was to consume large amounts of alcohol to boost our powers ala Drunken Master to compensate for our complete lack of Drakon's leg (which is sitting in knowsbleed's living room with fruity Christmas ornaments adorning it). I took the fruit (apples and pears) I stole from knowsbleed's Drakon tree and and beat down their wives... they cried. Eggyman just stood there the whole time with his hand in this pants. The end.

That is pretty much spot on actually

Ze Questions!

You know you're dying tomorrow... what is:
Your last meal -

Starter: Chicken Tikka. Main: Beef Madras with Pilau Rice, onion bhaji, bombay potatoes. Dessert: Hot Chocolate fudge cake sundae

Your dying words -

FREEEEEDDDDOOOOMMMM!!!!!

Your last request -

Give us a nosh!

What do you believe happens to a person after they die?

I like to believe in resurrection. I think maybe the second we die, we are reborn as someone else.

Describe to me your work ethic.

I think I'm a hard worker. You have to be in my line of work really. But there is always time for a bit of banter, you gotta be able to have a laugh at work.

I've been working on building sites since I was 16. See I got expelled from school in January of my last year, but I was lucky enough to be allowed to come back for my exams. But whilst I was expelled I worked with my uncle and that instilled a good attitude in me.

Tell me about your circle of friends, their personalities and why they are your friends.

My friends? HAHA it's a mixed bunch really. I've got 5 or so really close friends who I see pretty often. My best mate is called Sadla! Known him since I was about 6. We are like two peas in a pod.

I've got loads of other friends that I don't see to often these days, which could be a good thing, they are always getting bang on it. Two of em serve up coke, and for a while I was always with them and they'd sort me out loads for free, which looking back on it was a bad thing. But I'm completely off that **** now.

I'm lucky enough to have loads of good mates really. They are all good in their own ways.

Are you a person who befriends others easily or do you wear emotional body armor to prevent others from getting too close to you?

I think I'm a pretty open person. I don't really have a problem befriending people. But if I don't like someone then they know about it. Like I said earlier, when I first meet people I'm more of a sit back and listen type of person, just to sorta get where they are coming from. And if they are cool then we are cool.

If you were to raise a child in today's world... what kind of parent would you want to be?

I'd want to be a parent who can provide for their child, but not spoil them rotten. I'd make sure they know from an early age you gotta earn respect and earn what you get. Nothing should be given out without earning it. And I'd try to be a friend to my kid, but still be a parent if that makes sense?

When are you going to get some sound recording software so we can hear some Knave-sounds?

I'm working on it fella. Patience is a virtue

Are you bold enough to name names if I ask you to name some names?
who do you hate here -

I don't hate anyone on here at the moment. I did hate that Jay 1 guy though. But at the moment the person who grinds my gears is probably Gilpesh.

Oh no wait, there is someone I hate. Judsion Caspian. Yea exactly, who the **** is he? lol. Na but I remember a month or so ago he just randomly tried to flame me, for no apparent reason. So yea, him.

who do you love here -

There is a few people who I love here. I think you are a top boy. Drakon, Anubis, Manic, Corp, Bella, CC, Eggyman, [A], vvenomspidey, CrashnBurn, ImmortalFire, Doctor Jones, Figs, Dark Victory. CelticPredator is lovable in his own little way There is a few more but it's a bit late at night so my brain isn't functioning properly.

who do you feel neutral about here -

Hmmm... there is a few, I know that much. But I feel so neutral about them I can't even remember who it is!

Nice questions man, deepest ones I've had

 

[Kahoot]

Console of choice?

Best game of all time?

Last game you played?

What are you hoping for this X-Mas?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Console of choice?

360 FTW!

Best game of all time?

Ohhh that's a toughie. Best game I've ever played is probably Bioshock. But my favourite ever game is Earthworm Jim. Old school baby

Last game you played?

Modern Warfare 2

What are you hoping for this X-Mas?

Nothing special really. Just some clothes and some more after shave. I'm running out!

 

[E-Man]

Ace! What up bro?!

Who would you beat up for free?

What's your favorite food?

If you could put two animals in a cage and have them fight, which two would you pick?

Why am I so great?!(that's a VF reference btw)

Who is your all time favorite politician?

Would Deadpool kill Buzz Killington if Buzz Killington was killing all the buzz?

Define what you think that happiness is?

 

[CrashNburn]

how many girlfriends have you had in your life?

who is the sexiest actress?

do you prefer clubs, bars or other?

can you breakdance? if so, would you like to join my crew?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Ace! What up bro?!

Hello fella!

Who would you beat up for free?[/quote]

All my beat downs are pro bono man! But if I was to actually pick one? Cristiano Ronaldo, the arrogant prick.

What's your favorite food?

Indian curry! I love me some curry!

If you could put two animals in a cage and have them fight, which two would you pick?

A Liger and a Polar Bear. Would be a battle of epic proportions

Why am I so great?!(that's a VF reference btw)

You're ggggggreat coz Tony the Tiger says so. And whatever Tony says, goes!

Who is your all time favorite politician?

I hate all modern day politicians. So imma go old school on this one, Winston Churchill.

Would Deadpool kill Buzz Killington if Buzz Killington was killing all the buzz?

Deadpool would kill him before he even got a chance to kill the buzz. A preemptive strike.

Define what you think that happiness is?

Hmmm good question. I dunno really. Happiness is different for everyone. Me? I just wanna be comfortable, be able to not get stressed out about anything. A completely stress free life is happiness for me.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

how many girlfriends have you had in your life?

Actual girlfriends that I've gone out with? Including my current one...3.

who is the sexiest actress?

Helen Mirren.

Or to go younger I'd say Rosario Dawson. I :heart: Rosario.

do you prefer clubs, bars or other?

Raves man! Raves are the best! But...not too often or I wouldn't make it to 30!

So I think I prefer a quiet night down my local pub with a few pals these days

can you breakdance? if so, would you like to join my crew?

Can I breakdance? CAN I BREAKDANCE?!?! ****, you ain't seen real breakdancing until you've see mine!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Whose coat is that jacket?

I don't know. But it is a damn nice coat[/Marv]

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Could king kong dismantle an atom bomb if he had the correct training, or would his fingers be too big?

Nice question.

But I think Kong doesn't have enough patience. I think he would just throw it as hard as he can into the air or out to sea. So he'd still save people from the bomb, but in a less subtle way

 

[CrashNburn]

I personally think he'd eat that ****. Lol.

Do you have a cell phone? If so, what cell?

How would you describe the area you live in? Have you always lived there or have you moved around?

What did you get me for my birthday?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I personally think he'd eat that ****. Lol.

I think it'd cause a slight case of heart burn though!

Do you have a cell phone? If so, what cell?

Some LG camera phone...but the camera doesn't work anymore! I don't know what the actual model of it is called though.

How would you describe the area you live in? Have you always lived there or have you moved around?

The area I live in right now? It's a **** hole mate. The equivalent of the "projects" over there.

I used to live in a nice town when my parents were together though.

What did you get me for my birthday?

It's a surprise! You'll have to wait!

 

[CrashNburn]

So do you live on your own, witth your girl or other?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

So do you live on your own, witth your girl or other?

Na I live with my mum. Well actually, she lives with me!

But seriously yea, she's pretty ill at the moment, so I'm sorta like her carer.

The missus stays over a few nights a week though.

 

[CrashNburn]

Sorry to hear that bro. I had to go through that too except with memere(grandma). What sort of illness is it if you don't mind me asking? Has she been ill for a long time?

 

[CrashNburn]

Don't let the missus stay over too much. You don't want to have her get too comfortable. Lol