How many peeps here have had a Vasectomy. I got some questions...

[jaguarr]

Learn to Google.

Rethink your assumptions.

Do get a vasectomy.

That is all.

jag

 

[Man-Thing]

The shot hurt, when they numbed me. I got it done on a thursday. Took it easy all weekend, and was back to work by monday. I was having a kidney stone while I was in surgery.

Insurance paid for mine.

Didn't hurt my drive at all.

The doc told me to wait 2 weeks before having sex again. I did. The first time you see your "seed" it will freak you out, because there's blood all in it.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

1. Did it hurt? - No it doesn't hurt at the time it's done. There's mild discomfort for 24 hours after that but then it's over. Do what the doc's say about resting/not moving.

2. How much did it cost? Does insurance pay for it? No idea what the cost is...mine was done in a military hospital.

3. Does it kill your sex drive? Not at all.

4. How long do u have to wait until your sperm is completely gone from your body where you can still get a chick pregnant. - Typicall it's about 6 weeks and/or 20 ejaculations. You then go back to the hospital with a "sample" (that can't be more than 30 minutes old) and they'll test it to confirm there's no more little soldiers swimming around.

Interesting

About #4, you've gotta jack it and dash over to hospital to show them. I find that humorous

 

[PemLam]

The shot hurt, when they numbed me. I got it done on a thursday. Took it easy all weekend, and was back to work by monday. I was having a kidney stone while I was in surgery.

Insurance paid for mine.

Didn't hurt my drive at all.

The doc told me to wait 2 weeks before having sex again. I did. The first time you see your "seed" it will freak you out, because there's blood all in it.

WTF?

Who the **** did yours, because that's NOT normal.

 

[Man-Thing]

some dude in an alley...

 

[PemLam]

Interesting

About #4, you've gotta jack it and dash over to hospital to show them. I find that humorous

I did it there, in the bathroom...it took 2 minutes. t:

 

[Colossal Spoons]

some dude in an alley...

Can you get a refund?

 

[jaguarr]

Interesting

About #4, you've gotta jack it and dash over to hospital to show them. I find that humorous

You can also do it at the doctor's office to make sure the sample is preserved for testing. Imagine...jerking off in the doctor's office and billing it to your insurance.

jag

 

[PemLam]

some dude in an alley...

You should find him, kick the **** out of him and get your two bucks back.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

God, I can't wait till I get insurance

 

[Man-Thing]

actually it was only a dollar. he gave me a discount cause his knife was rusty.

 

[Man-Thing]

God, I can't wait till I get insurance

You know vasectomys don't protect against aids don't you?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

You know vasectomys don't protect against aids don't you?

Good thing I only plan on stickin it to one person for the rest of my life lol


Now, to take care of that junkie who keeps tryin to jab me with old needles on the way home from work

 

[Man-Thing]

Good thing I only plan on stickin it to one person for the rest of my life lol


Now, to take care of that junkie who keeps tryin to jab me with old needles on the way home from work

hope she does.

 

[PemLam]

Good thing I only plan on stickin it to one person for the rest of my life lol


Now, to take care of that junkie who keeps tryin to jab me with old needles on the way home from work

That just demands a joke about a pickle slicer...but that would just be wrong.





Wait....aw crap.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

hope she does.

That's true. Even if we break up, I'm sure there are other women in the world who don't want children so all will be well.

 

[AndThePickles]

hope she does.

Ew, of course I do! He'd be getting the vasectomy so I don't have to be on birth control for the rest of my life, it's not healthy, and we don't want any risk of pregnancy.

 

[Abaddon]

vasectomy's can reverse themselves.

 

[Kritish]

This site was created so one isn't forced to ask ******ed ass questions on a message board about super heroes.

 

[Fledermaus]

Since the whole point of a vasectomy is to prevent reproduction, I strongly suggest that Jplaya get one. Now. Before it's too late.

 

[Ghostvirus]

This site was created so one isn't forced to ask ******ed ass questions on a message board about super heroes.

LOL.

 

[Jplaya2023]

good looking out on the answers peeps

 

[hammy]

Imagine...jerking off in the doctor's office and billing it to your insurance.

jag

 

[Matt]

I can't help but notice from the way you talk ("How long til you can do it without getting a chick pregnant") that you can't be older than 25. Is it really something you want to do? I mean, these things can be irreversible, and who knows what you might want in the future? It just seems like a rash move to avoid wearing a rubber.

 

[Jplaya2023]

I can't help but notice from the way you talk ("How long til you can do it without getting a chick pregnant") that you can't be older than 25. Is it really something you want to do? I mean, these things can be irreversible, and who knows what you might want in the future? It just seems like a rash move to avoid wearing a rubber.

even after i get the sectamy i'm still wearing rubbers man. There are still other sheeit out there you can catch. It's just more peace of mind taking preventative measures to not have sperm shots