20 do's and don'ts for Halloween

[The Apatow Crew]

But I live on Elm Street.

I used to live on a elm street until it was renamed after some guy named Norman.

I guess its true "every town has a elm street"

to quote freddy krugger.

 

[caretaker14]

27. Don't forget to bring a towel.

WINNAH!

 

[jaguarr]

8. Never stand on, in, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. Dancing or having sex on them is right out of the question.

Hahaha! That's a total urban legend. Nothing bad happens when you do that! TEDDY

jag

 

[Darren Daring]

If the rumours are true, several good things will happen when yo do that.

 

[Duende Verde]

28. Make sure your costume allows you to do your bodily needs properly.

 

[jaguarr]

If the rumours are true, several good things will happen when yo do that.

Indeed, those are not mere rumors my friend.

jag

bear

 

[Holly Goodhead]

jag, youre beating a dead horse.

 

[jaguarr]

jag, youre beating a dead horse.

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were all done secsking it up.

jag

bear

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I've got one for you. Don't be a chump and draw some crap on your pumpkin with a marker.
If you're gonna do a Jack O' Lantern, CARVE IT, lazy, talentless hacks.

 

[jaguarr]

I've got one for you. Don't be a chump and draw some crap on your pumpkin with a marker.
If you're gonna do a Jack O' Lantern, CARVE IT, lazy, talentless hacks.

You better learn to start respecting my art, you judgemental a-hole!

jag



TEDDY

 

[redmarvel]

29. Don't mess with the sharks. Don't kill their mates, don't improve their intelligence... If you have done so in the past, make sure you don't live or vacation near water.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You better learn to start respecting my art, you judgemental a-hole!

jag

Carving them, is an "art".
Drawring on them, is a "craft" or an "activity".

 

[jaguarr]

Carving them, is an "art".
Drawring on them, is a "craft" or an "activity".

Yeah, but I actually carve them using a Sharpie!

jag

bear

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Well that's innovative.

 

[Hollow Wood Director]

Carving them, is an "art".
Drawring on them, is a "craft" or an "activity".

I say this all the time to would be serial killers.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Apparently you do

 

[Kaboom]

28. dont be part of a religious, ethnic, or social minority. Don't be comic relief, bc if you are, youll survive to the third act, but youre totally a goner. DOn't be a jock/tough guy, bc youll be killed first so the killer can show how strong s/he is.

 

[Hollow Wood Director]

Apparently you do

You'll have to excuse the alternate me's converging from time to time.

Problem fixed!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

problem fixed...joke ruined.

 

[Hollow Wood Director]

problem fixed...joke ruined.

Ba dump!

 

[kane9321]

29) If your black with a group of friends in a old house and all of a sudden you hear a noise..and they want you to investigate it.......DONT

 

[Ronny Shade]

29) If your black with a group of friends in a old house and all of a sudden you hear a noise..and they want you to investigate it.......DONT

Been changed. The asian guy always dies first now.

 

[jaguarr]

Been changed. The asian guy always dies first now.

kane9321 is old school about killing off minority characters in horror films, man. kane, haven't you heard? Asians are the new black. Get with the times you misanthropic throwback!

jag

TEDDY

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I don't even know why people bother bringing that tired little trivia nugget up about minorities dying first.

First of all, it hasn't happened often enough in my opinion to warrant pop culture canonization. Next, ya want me to tell you how many movies I've seen where it's a caucasian who dies first, or more importantly a woman who dies first? of course I've seen hundreds of films where it's a white man who dies first.
And in Indian films, it's always an Indian who dies first. They need to diversify and get some Brits slaughtered in there.
What about Blacula....did he just suck on fellow African Americans? Or did he shoot for revenge on whites as in most Blaxploitation films?
I don't know, never seen it.

 

[jaguarr]

I don't even know why people bother bringing that tired little trivia nugget up about minorities dying first.

First of all, it hasn't happened often enough in my opinion to warrant pop culture canonization. Next, ya want me to tell you how many movies I've seen where it's a caucasian who dies first, or more importantly a woman who dies first? of course I've seen hundreds of films where it's a white man who dies first.
And in Indian films, it's always an Indian who dies first. They need to diversify and get some Brits slaughtered in there.
What about Blacula....did he just suck on fellow African Americans? Or did he shoot for revenge on whites as in most Blaxploitation films?
I don't know, never seen it.

Han fired first!

jag

bear