2008 NFL Thread

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[Dark Donnie]

Good News

Charles Grant-DL-Saints Feb. 5 - 10:48 am et

Atlanta Police have determined that Charles Grant was not involved in a bar brawl that ended with him being stabbed in the neck last Saturday.

Police have also found no connection between Grant and a pregnant woman who was shot and killed during the fight. Grant sustained only minor injuries and should be ready for the Saints' offseason conditioning program.
Source: New Orleans Times-Picayune

 

[jaguarr]

Glad to hear Grant's going to be okay.

jag

 

[Mister J]

I didn't know it was possible to get stabbed in the neck and only sustain minor injuries. Was the knife or whatever made by Nerf?

Anyway, I'm glad it's not serious for him. The news about the woman is terrible.

 

[Alex The Great]

Hahaha I almost forgot this...

When Plaxico caught the game-winner, I jumped up from the couch and screamed, "YEEESSS PLAXICO!!! OH MY GOD!!!". The family where I was watching the game at had a dog who was pretty spunky.

The dog went "RUF RUF RUFFF " at me, and started to hump my leg.

That was funny.

train your dog son

 

[jaguarr]

I didn't know it was possible to get stabbed in the neck and only sustain minor injuries. Was the knife or whatever made by Nerf?

Anyway, I'm glad it's not serious for him. The news about the woman is terrible.

No, no. Charles Grant's skin is nearly impervious to most commonly known metals and alloys. He was stabbed full force and barely sustained a scratch. That's how damn tough his skin is, son!

jag

 

[Mister J]

So, Charles Grant is actually an alias of Omega Red. I'll be damned.

There's no way he shouldn't be near the league lead in sacks. Slacker.

 

[Fran]

train your dog son

It wasn't my dog... it was the family's whose house I was at.

 

[jaguarr]

So, Charles Grant is actually an alias of Omega Red. I'll be damned.

There's no way he shouldn't be near the league lead in sacks. Slacker.

I, too, feel he's been holding back.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

I have a video of the dog humping Fran.

 

[jaguarr]

Fran, it's bad manners to smex up the pets of people who's home you are a guest in.

jag

 

[Fran]

Blame Plaxico Burress for it all. He caught the game-winning touchdown which caused me to bend my leg in celebration and have the dog go nuts on it!

Also - I don't have a Wii anymore

 

[jaguarr]

I have a video of the dog humping Fran.

That's almost as funny as that Sesame Street's Count vid you posted in the Youtube thread. That kid is going to need therapy to get over the hate he probably has for his parents for just videotaping that and laughing instead of getting the dog off of him.

jag

 

[Fran]

His brother taped it... he planned it for a while too.

 

[jaguarr]

Pre-meditated dog humping!?

jag

 

[Fran]

The brother was like Batman... he had prep-time.

 

[Erzengel]

Why is Whoopi Goldberg there at the Giants Parade?

 

[BlackLantern]

she is from NY and has said she is a Giants fan before

 

[Fran]

I wish I could find a video of Strahan's speech after the game Sunday night.

 

[BlackLantern]

or Tiki interviewing Eli.....

 

[Fran]

I forgot about Tiki... the Giants gave him a big "F U" Sunday night.

 

[Showtime]

...

To think we've had 5 championship parades in the Boston area in the 2000's. Two with the Red Sox and three with the Patriots, after not having one here since the Celtics last championship in the mid 80's. It's an awesome spectacle, enjoy it!

 

[Fran]

And the Celtics will have to wait.

 

[Showtime]

And the Celtics will have to wait.

I'll just give you a we'll see on that one. Meanwhile...

http://www.rbk.com/us/perfectville/

 

[Erzengel]

To think we've had 5 championship parades in the Boston area in the 2000's. Two with the Red Sox and three with the Patriots, after not having one here since the Celtics last championship in the mid 80's. It's an awesome spectacle, enjoy it!

The last one was only 7 years ago so it's not like it was a long stretch.