2009 Predictions

[louiebling$]

What the hell is gonna happen in 09....... Is Obama gonna reign supreme on the US? Is Wolverine gonna Kick Ass? Is Bamfer finally gonna Retire and move to tahiti? Who will be banned in 2009? Will spoons and pickles settle down and have a little poster of their own? And who's gonna win next years Hypetime achievement? Also Happy news years everybody.

 

[Sawyer]

Four words:

Miley. Cyrus. Sex. Tape.

Of course, i'd never watch because A. She's underage and B. She's not attractive, but I wouldnt doubt it. It's what happens when you date a twenty-something who is in it for the money...

 

[Shemtov]

1. sometime during late september the econony well be a little better. however there will be a slight food shortage affcting even the third world somewhat.

2. Joe Quesada will continue to destroy themarvel universe. however by december theyll releize that there only a handful of "true belevers" left so theyll fire Quesada and put somebody who'll Retcon everything He did But civil war and The Death Of captain america. this retconning will feature a faumos scene were spidey goes bad ass and tells mephisto to "**** off and gimme my wife back, yo".

3. Some racist scumbag will attempt to assisanate Obama by June 1.

4. there will be a short one month renacanse of 80s culture and style.


5. watchmen will wipe TDK from Everybodys mind.

6. Israel will Reconquer Gaza.

 

[louiebling$]

1. sometime during late september the econony well be a little better. however there will be a slight food shortage affcting even the third world somewhat.

2. Joe Quesada will continue to destroy themarvel universe. however by december theyll releize that there only a handful of "true belevers" left so theyll fire Quesada and put somebody who'll Retcon everything He did But civil war and The Death Of captain america. this retconning will feature a faumos scene were spidey goes bad ass and tells mephisto to "**** off and gimme my wife back, yo".

3. Some racist scumbag will attempt to assisanate Obama by June 1.

4. there will be a short one month renacanse of 80s culture and style.


5. watchmen will wipe TDK from Everybodys mind.

6. Israel will Reconquer Gaza.

I think it will happen sooner than that since there have already been attempts.Sad but probably gonna be attempted once again.

 

[Shemtov]

you do not want to hear my 2010 predictions.

 

[Sawyer]

you do not want to hear my 2010 predictions.

....I do.

 

[Shemtov]

....I do.

ok...... in late september 2010 the econmy will turn BAD. worse then in the 30s. And there be a huge famine, people will actually DIE.

 

[Sawyer]

ok...... in late september 2010 the econmy will turn BAD. worse then in the 30s. And there be a huge famine, people will actually DIE.

And then what? A post-apocalyptic America?

 

[Arcturus]

There will be a outbreak of some form of mutated rabies which turn people into cannibalistic monsters, chaos will ensue.

 

[Sawyer]

There will be a outbreak of some form of mutated rabies which turn people into cannibalistic monsters, chaos will ensue.

Sounds like a party.

 

[deathshead2]

Everythings going to get worse. Not because Obama won't be doing the right thing it's that the American people won't want to do whats right. After 10 years or so, everyone will be out of there me,myself, and I phase, and people only live with what they need not what they want. Sort of like an oppisite version of the 50's.


Oh and famine would suck. Zombies I can deal with famine I can not.

 

[Thinkton]

Russia and Venezuela and other countries which I'am not naming will attack the USA.

 

[CBGB]

5. watchmen will wipe TDK from Everybodys mind.

Amen!!!

 

[Gilpesh]

There will be a outbreak of some form of mutated rabies which turn people into cannibalistic monsters, chaos will ensue.

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Arcturus]

Haha, great stuff.

 

[Manic]

IN THE YEAR 2000...

The world will see Miley Cyrus in a whole new light when she unveils her latest boyfriend: Billy Ray Cyrus.

in the year 2000...

Heidi Montag's career will come to a screeching halt when teenage girls everywhere realize "who gives a ****?"

 

[Gilpesh]

5. watchmen will wipe TDK from Everybodys mind.

My prediction... the phrase "the book was better" will be correct in this case.

 

[Drizzle]

IN THE YEAR 2000...

The world will see Miley Cyrus in a whole new light when she unveils her latest boyfriend: Billy Ray Cyrus.

in the year 2000...

Heidi Montag's career will come to a screeching halt when teenage girls everywhere realize "who gives a ****?"

So those things happened nine years ago?

 

[Manic]

and that's the last time I steal a bit from Conan O'Brien.

 

[Matt Murdock]

I will probably get banned.

 

[JLBats]

ok...... in late september 2010 the econmy will turn BAD. worse then in the 30s. And there be a huge famine, people will actually DIE.

Oh NOEZZ!

 

[Matt Murdock]

ok...... in late september 2010 the econmy will turn BAD. worse then in the 30s. And there be a huge famine, people will actually DIE.

Interesting...

Since the Great Depression happened in 1928... and ended with the onset of WWI in 1939... Because "war was good."

 

[Spidey-Bat]

IN THE YEAR 2000...

The world will see Miley Cyrus in a whole new light when she unveils her latest boyfriend: Billy Ray Cyrus.

in the year 2000...

Heidi Montag's career will come to a screeching halt when teenage girls everywhere realize "who gives a ****?"

I laughed so hard from that I think I stopped breathing.

 

[Docker2.0]

ok...... in late september 2010 the econmy will turn BAD. worse then in the 30s. And there be a huge famine, people will actually DIE.

I actually think that will happen this year when all the people who were laid off last year: their unemployment benefits run out and there wasn't really any jobs created to fill the void. W has doomed the world but sadly Obama will be blamed.

 

[Docker2.0]

I'm going to predict Amy Winehouse will pass away this year due to her drug problem.