Hype Awards Post Show: A Hype News Production

[Mee]

Welcome, one and all to Hype News' Hype Awards Post Show. Brought to you by the Magic Bullet, and viewers like you. So put down the eggnog, and zip up your pants, *cough* DOG LIPS *cough* it's time to pay our respects to this year's big winners. I'll bring you they're comments as they come in.

First off, the winner of the "It Boy" award...Erzengel!


1. What does it mean to you, to be crowned yet again as the Hype's "It Boy"?

Erz: It means more to me this year because I saw the percentage of voting not just the results, so it was pretty much a landslide victory for me with my closest rivals being Colossal Spoons and you(Mee). I wouldn't call this an ass whooping but, I can't really think of anyway else to say it.

2. How many years can you still win this as it's called "It Boy"? Pretty soon you'll be walking with a cane, living in a swamp, and inviting dashing young men and their droids over for dinner.

I have to say "It Boy" is nice but it's almost like getting Best Supporting Actor, or a Golden Globe, or messing around with your Cousin, I mean sure it feels good and the first few times it's cool but after that you just get tired of it.

So bitter.

3. Who was your choice, for It Boy?

Jaguarr, he's on the forefront of posting here, almost a staple, if you will. And he was up there with votes too. I'd be glad to give this award to Jag next year in favor of the Poster of the Year of Hypetime Achievement.

Bring it on.



Ooh, ooh! Here comes the winner of Smartest Poster, jaguarr!

jag: Sorry, no interviews. *punches photographer and destroys his film*

jag


So that's it for now, more to come when I get back from taking BRUTAL to the hospital. Thanks a lot mister "smartest poster." This has been Mee, for Hype News.




More news as it comes...
So sit tight, chums...

 

[AndThePickles]

Oooo, this is better than the actual awards already! :heart:

 

[Mee]

Oooo, this is better than the actual awards already! :heart:

Well, Erz is no poster of the year.

 

[JP]

Jag is such a bad boy. You never know what he's going to do or say next!

 

[Super Kal]

lol, I wonder what JAL is gonna say

 

[Mee]

I doubt he'd agree to answer. But then again, I didn't expect jag to turn me down.

 

[Immortalfire]

I expected to see an expose' on A-Man getting probated for catching feelings, due to the fact he didn't win anything.

 

[Badger]

...and his master plan on one day becoming a mod and/or admin.

 

[Immortalfire]

That too.

 

[Mee]

Alright, where were we? Next up is "It Girl," DBella...


1. What does it mean to you, to be the Hype's "It Girl"?

Honestly, it doesn't matter to me if I win the title or not. I am not so sure I am deserving of it. However, it does mean a lot that I am being appreciated as a member of this community.


2. What's the secret to becoming It Girl. Feel free to use visual examples.

There is really no secret. I guess the key is to just be yourself. Be kind and respectful and to treat others as you want to be treated.

Visual examples? That's for Hottest Female, not for It Girl.

Touche.

3. Who was your choice, for It Girl?

AndThePickles. She's nice, smart, funny and beautiful and I love her. If anyone can convert me to being a lesbian, it'd be her.


...Uh...well, thanks for your time. More interviews soon.

 

[Badger]

I :heart: me some Bella!! :heart:

 

[Immortalfire]

Bella :heart:

 

[The Original Bamfer]

AndThePickles. She's nice, smart, funny and beautiful and I love her. If anyone can convert me to being a lesbian, it'd be her.

Bella and Pickles?




Um, please?

 

[Immortalfire]

I wonder how Pickles is going to feel about having that distinction bestowed upon her.

 

[AndThePickles]

Alright, where were we? Next up is "It Girl," DBella...


3. Who was your choice, for It Girl?

AndThePickles. She's nice, smart, funny and beautiful and I love her. If anyone can convert me to being a lesbian, it'd be her.

Ooo la la. I love you too, and perhaps arrangements can be made that flirt with the conversion lines You totally deserve to be "It Girl" though dear, and you are certainly worthy of the Hotness one as well You are always friendly to everyone and take the time to get to know people. I would totally hang out with you and your man in real life :heart: Bella is the bestest! :heart:

I wonder how Pickles is going to feel about having that distinction bestowed upon her.

It makes me feel tingly!

 

[Erzengel]

Bella came back stage, saying she would do anything to win. Of course the joke was on her cause she already had the vote.

 

[DBella]

Bella came back stage, saying she would do anything to win. Of course the joke was on her cause she already had the vote.

I wanted to win all categories but you only made me win two. I guess I owe you. How can I repay you?

 

[DBella]

Ooo la la. I love you too, and perhaps arrangements can be made that flirt with the conversion lines You totally deserve to be "It Girl" though dear, and you are certainly worthy of the Hotness one as well You are always friendly to everyone and take the time to get to know people. I would totally hang out with you and your man in real life :heart: Bella is the bestest! :heart:

You bring out the best in me. :heart:

It makes me feel tingly!

Me too!!

 

[Erzengel]

I wanted to win all categories but you only made me win two. I guess I owe you. How can I repay you?

I can think of quite a few things. :heart:

Why don't you put on your sexiest little number?

And then make me the best sandwich you ever made.

 

[AndThePickles]

I can think of quite a few things. :heart:

Why don't you put on your sexiest little number?

And then make me the best sandwich you ever made.

Sexist!

 

[BRUTAL]

I would have gone for some filthy sex. :notsexist:

 

[Erzengel]

No I spelled it right, it's sexiest not sexist.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Im going to run next year!

 

[BRUTAL]

You should start running now.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

why?