2011 NFL Thread: The Lazarus Season - Part 8

[DoomsdayApex]

Patriots D what the **** are you doing ?

From what I've seen, they're taking a dive. And their acting is horrendous.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Announcer: Those perfect hand-offs by Tebow is what is making Denver's running game work.

Ugh.

 

[Donut]

SNL should do a Tom Brady sketch if they lose this one

 

[Boom]

Pretty soon these analysts are going to be slobbering over how Tebow single-handedly improved the Broncos special teams .

 

[Genesis 1.0]

A string of corpses could tackle more effectively.

 

[Donut]

****ing Brady what are you doing ?

 

[The Game]

We have the worst D ever and that's not hyperbole, the stats prove it, we know they will run it but we can't even stop that

I love Bill to death but we need to sort this out, yes Chung, Spikes are out but this is ridiculous

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Brady is missing his marks?

 

[Boom]

Damn. Denver's run-game is killing the New England's defense.

 

[bgates87]

The Denver Broncos are on pace for around 600 rushing yards right now. Of course the numbers tend to even out as the game goes on and they're not really going to hit that number but 150 rushing yards in a quarter? That is disgraceful. Some teams do well to get half of that in a full game.

 

[SpideyInATree]

This is just a sad game to watch. The Broncos run game is just destroying the Pats D. The Broncos O-line and their Wide outs are doing great blocking. Tebow just runs for another first down.

Jesus is with Tebow.

 

[The Game]

There goes Carter, why is this happening, please have mercy God

 

[SpideyInATree]

There goes Carter, why is this happening, please have mercy God

God is having mercy...on Tim Tebow. The Pats are just in the way of God's weapon.

 

[The Game]

218 yards in 1 quarter, you can't even do that in Madden

 

[Donut]

But God said he was going to be busy today Unless this is actually Tim Tebow meeting him half way

 

[SpideyInATree]

This really is just a weird week of football. It's like bizarro week. The Browns are beating the Cardinals pretty hardcore. Eagles are smashing the Jets. And the "Almighty" is leading the Broncos to a pretty solid game against the Pats.

 

[Donut]

Hey god can you step in the 4th quarter & do the opposite with Tim Tebow ?

 

[SpideyInATree]

Well, the Pats just got another TD and are only down 2 points. Now all they have to do is, you know, actually play defense against the Broncos and they may have a chance at winning the game.

 

[JewishHobbit]

Everyone's whining about Tebow has actually turned me into a fan of his.

 

[Donut]

I love it when the enemy goes nuts like that coach just did

 

[SpideyInATree]

Well, if you're a fan the Broncos just gave up two fumbles in a row including Jesus' best friend Tebow. Pats set up in scoring position real quick. Broncos keep playing like this it's over...Tebow magic or not.

 

[Donut]

I love how the camera guy zooms in on Tim Tebow every time the Patriots score & Tim Tebow clearly looks pissed each time

 

[SpideyInATree]

Now the Pats are up 8 points thanks to two turnovers by the Broncos who looked like the unstoppable team in the first quarter. Think they got a little overconfident. If Tebow is what everyone says he is he'll suck it up and drive down the field and at least get them a field goal before the half.

 

[The Game]

Now that is crazy!!!!

 

[SpideyInATree]

I know. Muff the punt and with only 3 seconds left in the half set the Pats up with a free three points before the half. Wow. Just wow. Can they blame that one on Tebow too?