2011 NFL Thread: The Lazarus Season - Part 8

[Mee]

Teeeeeebow!

 

[kane9321]

Bow down to the mighty tebow..bow

 

[Poeman]

lol what happened the the Niners?

They lost to the Kolbless Cards

 

[Erzengel]

I'm generally happy for Tebow and the Broncos.

 

[WalkingDeadMike]

I'm happy the Bears lost. It gives the Giants a little more hope to get into the playoffs.

 

[kane9321]

lol what happened the the Niners?

They lost to the Kolbless Cards

WE LOST...

 

[Rowsdower!]

Five Things You Didn't Know About Tim Tebow

1. He refuses to watch The Big Bang Theory because he doesn't believe in evolution.

2. Kirk Cameron is his favorite actor.

3. He refuses to eat devil's food cake, deviled eggs and Heluva Good Dip.

4. He doesn't like it when commentators refer to "Tebow Magic" in the 4th quarter because he's worried it could cause some of his fans to turn to witchcraft.

5. Jacksonville actually DID try to draft him but he pulled an Eli Manning on draft day. Can you blame him?

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I'd like to see a Lions/49ers rematch in the playoffs after the Schwartz/Harbaugh altercation.

 

[Genesis 1.0]

That INT by Shields is probably the easiest pick I've seen this season.

 

[SpideyInATree]

Goodness...the Packers/Raiders game is finally over. That game just felt like it was going to go on forever.

And I'm all for a Steelers/Broncos match...and it will be in Pittsburgh I'm sure and it will be great to watch Tebow get destroyed...maybe some awesome helmet to helmet contact from James Harrison. t:

 

[Wheels]

I spoke to the dalai lama yesterday and he said the meaning of life is Tim Tebow.

True story.

 

[Rowsdower!]

After today, I was compelled to post this again...

Andrew Siciliano: Welcome back to NFL Tebow Access. Coming up, Brian Billick and Jim Mora debate whether or not having a quarterback like Tim Tebow would have saved their coaching careers, followed by a serious discussion with His Majesty Commissioner Roger Goodell the Valiant on whether or not the act of “Tebowing” by players other than Tim Tebow should be considered religious persecution and grounds for immediate expulsion from the NFL followed by execution. But first, we go to Kara Henderson, Charles Davis and Deion Sanders, who explain why Tim Tebow is the most important player in the league right now.

Kara Henderson: So Charles, why is Tim Tebow able to win so many games while only completing 0.2 percent of his passes?

Charles Davis: Well Kara, I think you just have to look at the intangibles. Tebow can't complete deep balls, has trouble with screen passes, gets sacked on every other down, and occasionally forgets how to hand the ball off, but that is irrelevant because of how much he galvanizes the team around him. They didn’t care about WINNING until he became their quarterback. They didn’t even understand what winning WAS. Ask any member of the Broncos' defense who motivates them and they'll tell you it's Tim Tebow. They BELIEVE in him, they follow him into battle, and they would gladly slaughter their own children if it meant that they could play one more day for the immortal Tim Tebow.

Deion Sanders: Yeah, it's true. I had my doubts at first but I believe in The Tebow now! He's ready for prrriiiiiiimmmmme time. He might not have all the necessary tools but the kid is a straight-up baller. He just WINS. If Aaron "Like Dat" Rogers didn't already have a firm grip on that MVP Award, you just KNOW Tim Tebow would snag it. In fact, I'm going to devote my next "Let's Go Primetime" list entirely to Tim Tebow! I'm sure he'll make 10 plays this Sunday that trump any of the other boring crap you'll see from any other team. No one has an answer for Tebow! He's never going to lose a game again!

 

[Hush]

I think I can order my Tebow Jersey now.

 

[Poeman]

I think I can order my Tebow Jersey now.

 

[Boom]

After today, I was compelled to post this again...

Andrew Siciliano: Welcome back to NFL Tebow Access. Coming up, Brian Billick and Jim Mora debate whether or not having a quarterback like Tim Tebow would have saved their coaching careers, followed by a serious discussion with His Majesty Commissioner Roger Goodell the Valiant on whether or not the act of “Tebowing” by players other than Tim Tebow should be considered religious persecution and grounds for immediate expulsion from the NFL followed by execution. But first, we go to Kara Henderson, Charles Davis and Deion Sanders, who explain why Tim Tebow is the most important player in the league right now.

Kara Henderson: So Charles, why is Tim Tebow able to win so many games while only completing 0.2 percent of his passes?

Charles Davis: Well Kara, I think you just have to look at the intangibles. Tebow can't complete deep balls, has trouble with screen passes, gets sacked on every other down, and occasionally forgets how to hand the ball off, but that is irrelevant because of how much he galvanizes the team around him. They didn’t care about WINNING until he became their quarterback. They didn’t even understand what winning WAS. Ask any member of the Broncos' defense who motivates them and they'll tell you it's Tim Tebow. They BELIEVE in him, they follow him into battle, and they would gladly slaughter their own children if it meant that they could play one more day for the immortal Tim Tebow.

Deion Sanders: Yeah, it's true. I had my doubts at first but I believe in The Tebow now! He's ready for prrriiiiiiimmmmme time. He might not have all the necessary tools but the kid is a straight-up baller. He just WINS. If Aaron "Like Dat" Rogers didn't already have a firm grip on that MVP Award, you just KNOW Tim Tebow would snag it. In fact, I'm going to devote my next "Let's Go Primetime" list entirely to Tim Tebow! I'm sure he'll make 10 plays this Sunday that trump any of the other boring crap you'll see from any other team. No one has an answer for Tebow! He's never going to lose a game again!

Still, I bet Doomsday is thrilled. Tebow is, after all, his favorite player.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Really? Didn't know that. Nobody's perfect, I guess.

 

[Drizzle]

Alright, alright,we all know that ESPN swings from Tebow's nuts like Tarzan.

 

[Dangerman]

After watching Denver I will say it once again I miss Jason Campbell and Run DMC. After seeing how well Campbell played this year I do believe that he could have been the QB of the Raiders for a while.

 

[SpideyInATree]

I'm hoping that we get a decent game tonight between the Cowboys and Giants. I love watching games where I have no emotional investment. But it is always fun to watch Dallas lose.

 

[Donut]

Tim Tebow vs Tom Brady next week. That is a tough one for Pick'em

 

[Wheels]

Alright, alright,we all know that ESPN swings from Tebow's nuts like Tarzan.

That'a an understatement.

 

[SpideyInATree]

Tim Tebow vs Tom Brady next week. That is a tough one for Pick'em

Yeah, that will definitely be an interesting game. I mean the Pats almost lost to the Redskins and it will be great to see what the Broncos defense does against the Pats offense.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Tom Brady normally has a tough time beating the Broncos. I think he's like 2-4 against them?

 

[SpideyInATree]

Romo got nailed with a safety. t:

Now if only the Giants can get something going here.

 

[Rowsdower!]

That was the most pathetic safety I've ever seen. Romo should show up on C'Mon Man! for that.