2012 Hype! Deathmatch: The Sign-Ups

[SuperFerret]

Nobody does.


Also, I'm planning a special announcement for Round II.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

And I have no desire of reading the last few pages in this thread.

Probably for the best

 

[SuperFerret]

Smiles!

 

[Schlosser85]

Drop the fighting and name-calling.

It's very, very old.

 

[JP]

Are you girls ready? Here are the matches for ROUND TWO of this years HYPE! DEATHMATCH

Match 1: SymbioticToxin VS Sawyer
Match 2: BizzaroAids VS Duke VS BruceBanner
Match 3: Specter313 VS Kane52630
Match 4: knowsbleed VS Lightning Strykez!
Match 5: Lunar_Wolf VS The Squirrel
Match 6: Schlosser85 VS Spider-Aziz
Match 7: ComicChick VS THE MR. TERRIFIC
WILDCARD: Cory VS JustABill VS SupperFerret VS Darthphere VS Léo Ho Tep VS Poopdeckpenispa

Ready for the meltdowns?
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[Kane52630]

This is actually really exciting.

 

[Darthphere]

So it begins...

 

[SuperFerret]

Actually, I'm LunchFerret right now.

 

[JP]

I figured I couldn't just throw you, and a few others who wanted, in the middle of the matches. Y'all have to earn your spot.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Me and Sawyer, eh? Well, this was fun while it lasted. *puts on boxing gloves* Might as well go out swingin'

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Are you girls ready? Here are the matches for ROUND TWO of this years HYPE! DEATHMATCH

Match 1: SymbioticToxin VS Sawyer
Match 2: BizzaroAids VS Duke VS BruceBanner
Match 3: Specter313 VS Kane52630
Match 4: knowsbleed VS Lightning Strykez!
Match 5: Lunar_Wolf VS The Squirrel
Match 6: Schlosser85 VS Spider-Aziz
Match 7: ComicChick VS THE MR. TERRIFIC
WILDCARD: Cory VS JustABill VS SupperFerret VS Darthphere VS Léo Ho Tep VS Poopdeckpenispa

Ready for the meltdowns?
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WTF?! WTF Man?! This is beyond unexpected and hilarious

Me against Schlosser85.
knowsbleed VS Lightning Strykez! will be the toughest match for me, they are both cool fellas, and both voted for me, and their match comes before mine
At least JP makes up for your loss SuperFerret and advances you to round 2

Better contest than last year's, glad I'm in this year

 

[JP]

Better contest than last year's, glad I'm in this year

Better crop of contestants.

 

[SuperFerret]

That wasn't my announcement... I guess it'll have to wait for Round III.

 

[E-Man]

Aww man dey took his job?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Better crop of contestants.

Kane52630 is a constant

 

[JP]

Aww man dey took his job?

Derki derr.

 

[The Squirrel]

Lunar_Wolf is going down.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Survive Wolf, SURVIVE

 

[Darthphere]

I'm going to break off a lot of kit kat bars.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I'll eat them with you

 

[Reek]

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WILDCARD: Cory VS JustABill VS SupperFerret VS Darthphere VS Léo Ho Tep VS Poopdeckpenispa

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Oh god... what have you done?! Do you want this place to explode?

 

[Naked Shia]

I'm gonna work on a speech.

 

[JP]

I wait with baited breath in anticipation of reading it.

 

[Darthphere]

I'm gonna work on a speech.

Yeah its never too early to start working on that concession speech.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

About Match 2 and the Wild Card; only one to pass each match? Rules of these matches decided yet?