2012 NFL Draft!

[Boom]

The Browns traded for the #3 pick.

Trent Richardson is going to Cleveland.

 

[Dr. Evil]

It was never a secret that the Minnesota Vikings wanted to trade out of the No. 3 pick in the draft. And they executed just under an hour before Thursday night’s start of round one.

ESPN’s Adam Schefter reports that the Vikings and Browns have swapped the Nos. 3 and 4 overall picks. Per Mary Kay Cabot of the Cleveland Plain Dealer, the Browns gave up selections in the fourth, fifth, and seventh rounds to pull off the trade. Minnesota only moved down one spot.

The Browns are expected to draft Alabama running back Trent Richardson at No. 4. Per FOX Sports’ Jay Glazer, the Vikings hope to continue trading down the board, and they can still get LSU cornerback Morris Claiborne or USC tackle Matt Kalil if they stay put.

Cleveland made this move, apparently, in an attempt to prevent against the Buccaneers from jumping into the third overall spot. Tampa Bay, sitting at No. 5, was known to be interested in leapfrogging Cleveland to get into the No. 3 hole.

 

[Boom]

Shocker: Andrew Luck is a Colt.

 

[Kaleb]

Andrew Luck even sounding like Peyton Manning.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Hey, Deion is interviewing the draft picks. How epic would it be if his wife got past security and attacked him on stage?

 

[Franklin Richards]

Sad day. RGIII goes from Baylor deity and all around good guy to the Avatar of Evil.


Go Cowboys!

 

[Dr. Evil]

Jacksonville has moved to #5

 

[Rowsdower!]

Kalil looks like a young clone of Jeff Saturday.


LOL Mike Mayock just said Pocket Rocket.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Well, Justin Blackmon has just been guaranteed four years of mediocre stats.

 

[Boom]

Well, Justin Blackmon has just been guaranteed four years of mediocre stats.

Gabbert is going to lead Jacksonville to the Superbowl.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Gabbert is going to lead Jacksonville to the Superbowl.

I literally laughed out loud reading that.

 

[Boom]

I literally laughed out loud reading that.

He's so ****ing bad.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Yup.

Jacksonville suits him. I can't believe I'm saying this, but Gabbert is so sh**ty I think I would actually take Tebow as my QB before I would take him.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Yup.

Jacksonville suits him. I can't believe I'm saying this, but Gabbert is so sh**ty I think I would actually take Tebow as my QB before I would take him.

No one believes that.

 

[Boom]

Yup.

Jacksonville suits him. I can't believe I'm saying this, but Gabbert is so sh**ty I think I would actually take Tebow as my QB before I would take him.

As much as it pains to me say this, I'm right there with you.

He's just pathetic to watch.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Okay, fine. But I'd seriously consider it!

Spoiler

Then I would blow my head off with a shotgun because if those are your only two options, you're f**ked.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Twist: San Diego drafts Bane at LB.

 

[Boom]

Okay, fine. But I'd seriously consider it!

Spoiler

Then I would blow my head off with a shotgun because if those are your only two options, you're f**ked.

 

[Rowsdower!]

So the Dolphins drafted Ryan Landefill.

I guess they determined his mother isn't a crack****e or something.

 

[Boom]

Even the Dolphins fans weren't happy.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

So the Dolphins drafted Ryan Landefill.

I guess they determined his mother isn't a crack****e or something.

This'll be interesting.

 

[Boom]

God damn you, Carolina .

 

[Rowsdower!]

They'll be alright. After all, they still have Future Hall of Famer Matt Moore to kick around.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

God damn you, Carolina .

Wait, who did we get?

 

[Boom]

Wait, who did we get?

Luke Kuechly (LB).