2013/2014 NFL Thread: Attack of the Matts

[Immortalfire]

Well, he is a punt returner. First round punt returner, in fact.

 

[runawayboulder]

I don't mean to go off topic but I just noticed this thread has a 5 star rating. How does that happen because I don't see it on any other threads in the forums...

 

[Immortalfire]

It happened because I decreed it.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Well, he is a punt returner. First round punt returner, in fact.

As long as he doesn't fudge up too much, I'll love him. His 4.28 speed has to be put to good use.

 

[runawayboulder]

It happened because I decreed it.

Oh, I see. I thought maybe there was some neat little voting option for threads I didn't know about.

 

[Themanofbat]

Oh, I see. I thought maybe there was some neat little voting option for threads I didn't know about.

In every thread, on the upper right hand side, there's an option to rate threads... anyone can do it.

 

[runawayboulder]

In every thread, on the upper right hand side, there's an option to rate threads... anyone can do it.

I've been here 6yrs and I'm still a noob.

 

[Erzengel]

Patriots release Tebow.

 

[Donut]

I laugh at the person that drafted Tebow in our Fantasy League

 

[Hush]

How dare you laugh at me! By picking him I was given an automatic victory for a show of faith and blessed with a bountiful harvest for the year!

 

[Immortalfire]

Patriots release Tebow.

ESPN will spend far too much time talking about it.

 

[Warhammer]

R.I.P. Tim Tebow's career. Darth Belichick tried to save it.

 

[Matt]

Yeah. He's done. If the hoodie can't help him, no one can. He should take a coaching job with Urban Meyer if he wants to stay in the game. I'm sure Meyer would be all too eager to have him.

 

[Hush]

Tebow is going to make more money as an evangelist or a motivational speaker than he ever would have in the NFL.

 

[Warhammer]

Tis true. He's already in a position where he can excel at that and not be destined to be known as an ex-NFL player who couldn't cut it.

 

[Donut]

Tebow for President

 

[runawayboulder]

He actually didn't play half bad the other night.

 

[JewishHobbit]

So we just had our Fantasy Football draft. Here is my team. I loved my first few rounds and feel like I struggled a lot after that, but I'm not that diverse in my football knowledge.

Thoughts?

QB
Colin Kaepernick
Andy Dalton

WR
Calvin Johnson
A.J. Green
Mike Wallace
Chris Givens
Mohammed Sanu

RB
LeSean McCoy
David Wilson
Lamar Miller
Vick Ballard
Bernard Pierce

TE
Owen Daniels
Brandon Myers

K
Matt Prater

Defense
Rams

 

[Immortalfire]

Take that to the fantasy football thread.

 

[Duke]

Patriots release Tebow.

It was inevitable.

 

[Immortalfire]

Seriously though, he'll get into missions or some form of ministry work in the end. And that's a much more significant endeavor.

But that won't stop ESPN from talking about him like he's still a highly sought commodity.

 

[Wheels]

Tebow needs his own comic or something with the way he's been built up as a superhero.

 

[Immortalfire]

He can be SuperPro.

 

[Darthphere]

Yeah. He's done. If the hoodie can't help him, no one can. He should take a coaching job with Urban Meyer if he wants to stay in the game. I'm sure Meyer would be all too eager to have him.

"Tim, we need to hide another body."

"Oh Jesus."

He actually didn't play half bad the other night.

Problem was, he didn't play half good either.

 

[JewishHobbit]

Take that to the fantasy football thread.

Sorry, thought that was only for the Hype Fantasy Football League... of which I am not a part of.