2013/2014 NFL Thread: Attack of the Matts

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

That, and the fact that apparently Wes Welker can't catch anymore.

Oh..... dat Peyton Manning.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Did anybody else see that ESPN is retiring butt fumble tommorow?

Aww damn it. They can't do that. The Buttfumble was the single greatest moment in football history. It makes the Immaculate Reception and the Helmet Catch look like sh** you see every week.

 

[Hush]

Looks like possessing the One Ring is really taking it's toll on Tony Dungy. He looks like he's due to take up residence in a Mithril mine so he can get into arguments with himself full-time.

At the very least, get him the hell off national television before Sauron takes notice and f**ks us all.

I can't stop laughing. This is amazing!

 

[Hush]

How can they retire it? It's voted on.

 

[Trainwreck2100]

How can they retire it? It's voted on.

they are just not going to allow it to be a poll option i assume

 

[Rowsdower!]

I can't stop laughing. This is amazing!

Haha, thanks. I just noticed it tonight; I was like, "Damn, Dungy is really starting to look like Gollum!" And then I googled "Tony Dungy Gollum" and it looks like I'm not the only one who thinks that way.

 

[MrMaooz]

Clark got blasted by Moore!

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

That hit on Dallas hurt me.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Hey, look at that. The Broncos finally remembered they have a RB named Montee Ball on their team. Given that he's on my fantasy team, I've been seriously pissed watching him ride the pine all game while Noschlong Moreno gets the lion's share of the carries.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

I'll relay the message to John Fox that your fantasy team is in need.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Poor Dallas is getting his ass beat out there.

 

[Rowsdower!]

I'll relay the message to John Fox that your fantasy team is in need.

Please do. My fantasy team is the only thing that matters, damn it.

 

[CrypticOne]

Oh man! I'm loving this game!

 

[Mr. Dent]

People are going to overreact on this loss. If the Ravens hadn't lost Oher and Jones, and had challenged that incomplete pass, and were less sloppy on Special Teams, they'd probably still be in this game. They looked way better than I thought they would. I can see them with another 10-6 season which is two more games than I thought they'd get.

 

[Warhammer]

I am savoring this ass beating.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

People are going to overreact on this loss. If the Ravens hadn't lost Oher and Jones, and had challenged that incomplete pass, and were less sloppy on Special Teams, they'd probably still be in this game. They looked way better than I thought they would. I can see them with another 10-6 season which is two more games than I thought they'd get.

Broncos are without their 2 best defensive players Champ and Miller. Baltimore isn't the only team with injuries.

Flacco ain't elite, and #59 is a moron.

 

[Warhammer]

Broncos are without their 2 best defensive players Champ and Miller. Baltimore isn't the only team with injuries.

Flacco ain't elite, and #59 is a moron.

Exactly. Both teams have players out tonight.

 

[Erzengel]

Dent doesn't even mention Flacco.

I mean analysts tend to overhype everyone.

I mean wasn't Ron Jaworksi like last month who stated that Kaepernick "could be" the greatest qb of all time? I mean ESPN ran with it. The AP ran with it. ESPN created their own story. :roll eyes:

 

[Trainwreck2100]

Dent doesn't even mention Flacco.

I mean analysts tend to overhype everyone.

I mean wasn't Ron Jaworksi like last month who stated that Kaepernick "could be" the greatest qb of all time? I mean ESPN ran with it. The AP ran with it. ESPN created their own story. :roll eyes:

i could be thee greatest qb of all time too.





I just need the super soldier formula, or the power cosmic, or get bit by a radioactive peyton manning

 

[Mr. Dent]

Broncos are without their 2 best defensive players Champ and Miller. Baltimore isn't the only team with injuries.

Flacco ain't elite, and #59 is a moron.

My point was never that they could beat Denver or that Flacco was elite...who as Erzengal said I didn't even mention. My point is that they're able to compete.

 

[Erzengel]

Manning ties the record for most TDs in the game with 7.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

I didn't make it very clear that my Flacco comment was a separate thought and not part of my response to you. That was my fault for not making it clear.

 

[Mr. Dent]

Peyton with 457 yards of offense haha

I didn't make it very clear that my Flacco comment was a separate thought and not part of my response to you. That was my fault for not making it clear.

It's all good.

 

[Trainwreck2100]

poor decker all those passes and he wasn't able to join in on the fun

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

I wish Peyton would go for 8 just cuz.