2015 Hype! Deathmatch: The Sign-Ups

[ThePhantasm]

I would make Napoleon jokes, but I'm a bigger man than that.

 

[Kane52630]

Match 1: Reek vs. AnneFan
Match 2: dude love vs. XtremelyBaneful ​

 

[Reek]

Kane, thanks for making such an effort with these things. We have fun with it and the graphics, vids, etc make it that much better.

 

[Kane52630]

 

[ThePhantasm]

Today's deathmatches are rather tame so far. Thankfully Aziz and I are planning to bring an all-out drunken brawl to the community boards.

 

[Reek]

Aziz drunk would be something worth living for.

 

[Sawyer]

I don't wanna go against Sawyer, it ain't a fair fight. How could he even hope to win

Like this, *****.

Spoiler

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Aziz drunk would be something worth living for.

I can do a drunken brawl without sipping some liquor.
But I assure you, sober Aziz is probably easier to live with.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

....

I hereby nominate harryoscop to be my future successor in hype death matches from next year and onward.

 

[ThePhantasm]

can't wait for next year's Aziz vs. harryoscop deathmatch

 

[Reek]

can't wait for next year's Drunk Aziz vs... whoever the **** harryoscop is...

did he really forget the 'r'?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

He is my chosen successor, hand picked by me.
I do not allow myself to face my apprentice, it is violation of code of conduct CC-03-LE-EA-01-54-05-66-62-CM-YK-AB-OR-AB-OS-IM-BO-02

 

[jokesonm3]

Ive heard whispers about him on the Spidey boards.

 

[ComicChick]

I can do a drunken brawl without sipping some liquor.

without liquor it's just a brawl...

 

[Reek]

He is my chosen successor, hand picked by me.
I do not allow myself to face my apprentice, it is violation of code of conduct CC-03-LE-EA-01-54-05-66-62-CM-YK-AB-OR-AB-OS-IM-BO-02

we're going to remember this and make it happen... you do realize that.... right?

 

[Reek]

without liquor it's just a brawl...

yea and who the hell wants a brawl with no liquor?

 

[ThePhantasm]

it is violation of code of conduct CC-03-LE-EA-01-54-05-66-62-CM-YK-AB-OR-AB-OS-IM-BO-02

make sense Aziz

 

[Spider-Aziz]

without liquor it's just a brawl...

Don't you know about drunken fight technique in Kung Fu?
Get with the program girl.

we're going to remember this and make it happen... you do realize that.... right?

I know, you lovable folks think these games cannot be complete without my presence in them, but I'd like to make way for other poor shcmucks unfortunate enough to miss their chance this year because of my royal presence.

 

[jokesonm3]

Looks like nuclear codes to me.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Methinks you play too much MGS.

make sense Aziz

Watch King Tut's episode of Batman 66.

 

[jokesonm3]

Methinks you play too much MGS.

Amen to that.

 

[ComicChick]

Don't you know about drunken fight technique in Kung Fu?
Get with the program girl.

keyword is drunken

as a two-time winner of this, maybe the only two-time winner EVER, of course i do

 

[Spider-Aziz]

keyword is drunken

Monkey vs snake techniques is not a monkey performing combat against a serpent.

 

[Reek]

keyword is drunken

as a two-time winner of this, maybe the only two-time winner EVER, of course i do

you're lucky i was too drunk last year.

 

[jokesonm3]

keyword is drunken

as a two-time winner of this, maybe the only two-time winner EVER, of course i do

I tried using that 'search google for this image' option on this pic and i ended up with a load of mens faces for some strange reason.