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This is one of those movies you loved as a kid, but now realize its crap.
The movie stars three little white kids who have an Asian grandfather for some reason. They spend their summer vacations learning the way of the Ninja. You got the older kid who's already having sex, the depressed middle child, and the cute little kid who loves candy. So, anyway, their father is an FBI agent who's after this guy named Snyder. And even though it's 1992 this villain is straight out of a bad 1980s flick. So, this Snyder dude decides to kidnap the three brats. Instead of doing it himself he sends a couple of surfer dudes. Cause, you know, it wouldn't be an early `90s movie without surfer dudes. This leads to a bunch of Home Alone-esque gags at the kids house. But eventually they get kidnapped and the grandfather has to save the day. This is all leads to a fight battle with Snyder who also happens to be a ninja.
The movie stars three little white kids who have an Asian grandfather for some reason. They spend their summer vacations learning the way of the Ninja. You got the older kid who's already having sex, the depressed middle child, and the cute little kid who loves candy. So, anyway, their father is an FBI agent who's after this guy named Snyder. And even though it's 1992 this villain is straight out of a bad 1980s flick. So, this Snyder dude decides to kidnap the three brats. Instead of doing it himself he sends a couple of surfer dudes. Cause, you know, it wouldn't be an early `90s movie without surfer dudes. This leads to a bunch of Home Alone-esque gags at the kids house. But eventually they get kidnapped and the grandfather has to save the day. This is all leads to a fight battle with Snyder who also happens to be a ninja.
t: Love that movie.
