4 words: Maury Povich Sex Scandal

[jaguarr]

I woke up with a rash, I ain't paying

If you're mad about the rash, well you'll be furious when you find out what else you've got.

jag

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Stop talking about sex! It reminds me of the Hype Christmas party, when some of the Mods cornered me and had their way with me...

God, it's April and my a** is still sore...

 

[jaguarr]

Stop talking about sex! It reminds me of the Hype Christmas party, when some of the Mods cornered me and had their way with me...

God, it's April and my a** is still sore...

You just weren't drunk enough to appreciate it.

jag

 

[TheSumOfGod]

You just weren't drunk enough to appreciate it.

jag

And then Dew brought out her extensive collection of penguin-shaped *****s...