Night 2
5. Annabelle: Creation (2017) dir. David F. Sandberg
Bite-Sized Review: The Conjuring spinoffs were always gonna have an uphill battle. So much of what makes the original series films work is the chemistry of Patrick and Vera. For those that worked, there is a theme of being a slightly more hardcore version of Goosebumps or Are You Afraid of the Dark?. Creations really nails that feel while having some genuine scares. Arguably more then any other movie in the verse.
***1/2
6. Annabelle (2014) dir. John R. Leonetti
Bite-Sized Review: A big pile of nothing. No story, no characters, no scares, no nothing. Which is ironic considering this very same setup with the very same lead actress turned out to be Wan's magnum opus. Perhaps it's because they spit this one out in little over a year to cash in on the first films success. Blah.
1/2*
7. The Conjuring (2013) dir. James Wan
Bite-Sized Review: A film that shows Wan's potential but never unlocks it. The family isn't fleshed out or endearing enough, Annabelle is an unnecessary distraction, and though it has a few good scares, nothing really jumps out. What does completely work here, and will always work, are Vera and Patrick. My two favorite fraudsters.
***1/4
8. Annabelle Comes Home (2019) dir. Gary Dauberman
Bite-Sized Review: After years of teasing, Judy finally faces off with Annabelle, and it's everything my 90s kid heart could've asked for. I unabashedly love this spooky kids movie. Fun scares wrapped a sweet tale of childhood companionship. The main trio are terrific. Iseman is perfect as the big sis baby sister, Sarife bleeds with her silent suffering, and I especially enjoy Grace as the child with an old soul. Of course Vera and Patrick provide the main series signature warm hug with their book end. Waiting for that samurai spin off. Any day now...
****