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I wasn't expecting Bodies³.
I wasn't expecting Bodies³.



Why not?I wasn't expecting Bodies³.

I totally forgot these came out the same year.Another duo of similar movies that came out the same year, both 90s remakes.
36. The Haunting (1999)
The remake of the movie based on the book that was the basis for a lot of us learning who Mike Flanagan is. Catherine Zeta Jones, Owen Wilson, and Liam Neeson. For some reason, I was thinking this did not have the iconic staircase from the original, but it was there. Zeta-Jones' Theo may be a bit more explicitly gay, as per the 90s, keep the obvious romance ques subtle. Very late 90s CGI, though the set design was great.
37. The House on Haunted Hill (1999)
Competing with The Haunting, House goes for the R rating. Hard. And a very 90s cast, with a very 90s soundtrack. Remember Chris Katan could get an "and" credit. Geoffrey Rush and Famke Janssen are quite fun, plus, MR Star Trek, Jeffery Coombs is ghosting around, if not very vocal. Bonus James Marsters appearance, with unbleached Spike Hair.

I was expecting something more obscure perhaps.Why not?![]()

It's about as obscure as Bottoms.I was expecting something more obscure perhaps.![]()

This one is obviously not the worst in the franchise because Resurrection exists but it's still pretty bad, although I do appreciate the supernatural lore around Michael in this particular branch of the franchise. I'm just glad it survived beyond this to give us some eventual better movies, which is to say all of them that came afterwards with the exception of the aforementioned Resurrection. 
Alrighty, I've officially completed a proper watch of the Thorn trilogy...
Halloween 4: The Return of Mike Myers
Watching it, I definitely recognized most of it from seeing it on (albeit edited) TV years ago, same with Halloween 5. I also realized I wasn't missing a whole lot that wasn't in the edited for TV version. It's a little boring compared to a lot of the franchise but it's also certainly not the worst in the series either. It's really worth watching for Donald Pleasance. That man deserved an honorary Oscar for hamming it up in this and 5.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Austin Powers
More of the same as 4, but even more boring. I felt like half the movie took place in that damn barn. I also just don't understand how they kept fumbling Michael's masks in these movies. It wasn't good in 4 but this has gotta be the least scariest mask in any of them apart from that one they used in H20. Seriously, the old man mask he wore when he was pretending to be that girl's boyfriend was infinitely scarier than his actual mask. One good thing about it is the clown music for the cops will never not be iconic.
Halloween: The Curse of Shrek
How does this movie have an "Introducing" credit for Paul Rudd when Clueless came out first? Actually it's probably a good thing Clueless happened because if it wasn't for that I don't know if Rudd's career would have survived this. Horror is not his forte.This one is obviously not the worst in the franchise because Resurrection exists but it's still pretty bad, although I do appreciate the supernatural lore around Michael in this particular branch of the franchise. I'm just glad it survived beyond this to give us some eventual better movies, which is to say all of them that came afterwards with the exception of the aforementioned Resurrection.
I guess since I have extra time I'll definitely try to not only do the DGG trilogy but also H20 and *sigh* Resurrection I suppose.
I also finished up just in time before the first episode of IT: Welcome to Derry too. Really silly that they didn't air the whole run before Halloween instead of just one episode but that's because the execs at WB are a bunch of (take it away, Dr. Jones)...
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Gross.
She was right
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And I'm 20 minutes into Chopping Mall and it is outrageous in the best way possible.


Gross.
She was right
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And I'm 20 minutes into Chopping Mall and it is outrageous in the best way possible.
