A Bunch Psychos!

[The Lumberjack]

Didn't JAL say that 10 or so years ago, he was a personal friend of Jessica Alba?

Even if he was, would that put her at around 12?

 

[WeaponZ2]

She is crazy. And I mean CRA-FRICKEN-ZY.

Why do people think Female Tourch is nuts? The only thing I've seen her post that was crazy is the fact she has never seen "Alien".

 

[Swiftman]

Will You Please Please Shut Up!

I Think I'm About To Punch A Damn Hole In The Wall!

so is this bad???

 

[Tsunulia]

I dunno...lately the Hype has just gone cuckoo. Maybe it's just me that noticed this now....maybe it's always been like this.

But some of the posters on these boards have mental problems. After the fiasco that was JAL earlier this week I have got less faith in the people on these boards.

I mean.....obviously....I admit not every poster tells the truth but there seems to be some f**ked up beings on these boards.

And some f**ked up bullies as well. Can't forget the ones that torment them but to be honest if you are gonna show weakness on a board full of people that like to take the mickey......then well they deserve it.

Do you really think thre boards have gone cuckoo lately....or have they always been like this?

I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Does that count?

 

[Franklin Richards]

Female Torch has this weird hatred for Chris Evans. It's kinda spooky.

 

[The Lumberjack]

Why do people think Female Tourch is nuts? The only thing I've seen her post that was crazy is the fact she has never seen "Alien".

She thinks that if you have pre-marital sex, then you will inevitably get AIDS. Of course, I'm not the best person to refute that claim.

 

[Bat Attack]

She tries repeatedly to get me to tell her my AIM address and won't leave me alone.

 

[Swiftman]

i found one of JAL's blow ups...

SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH NOW!

I SAID SHUT UP BEFORE I FREAKING DO IT FOR YOU!

YOU WANTED A BLOW UP!

YOU FREAKING GOT IT *****! COMRE ON YOU WANNA SCREW AROUND SOME MORE YOU WANNA GET ME BANNED WELLLETSDO IT THEN

LETS FREAKING COME ON!

COME ON MOTHERF*****ER! COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Swordmaster]

She tries repeatedly to get me to tell her my AIM address and won't leave me alone.

Give her a fake one

 

[Equint77]

Didn't JAL say that 10 or so years ago, he was a personal friend of Jessica Alba?

I was her friend too... hell I gave her the idea to become an actress.

holla back young'un

 

[Drakon]

She thinks that if you have pre-marital sex, then you will inevitably get AIDS. Of course, I'm not the best person to refute that claim.

Bwhahahhahh!

 

[The Lumberjack]

Give her a fake one

Give her mine.

 

[Bat Attack]

Give her a fake one

I keep lying and telling her I don't use IM because it loads my computer with viruses but she just won't give up, so I'll probabley end up giving her a fake one.

 

[Swordmaster]

I keep lying and telling her I don't use IM because it loads my computer with viruses but she just won't give up, so I'll probabley end up giving her a fake one.

Believe me, with girls like that, it'sfor the best.

It'd be kinda ironic if she wasa total babe, though

 

[Mee]

It's been like this for as long as I've been here. And we seem to get new wackos every day so it will only get better/worse.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

JAL went crazy and I missed it?

*snaps finger*

That poor kid is going to kill his whole family because of some of "you's guys".

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[Equint77]

the freaks and psychos do lots for this board...

they...

A) make us feel better about ourselves cause we can always say "at least I'm not him".

B) can unite us when they say weird things and we all go WTF???

C) bring humor to an ordinary day... such as that glorious day when we all heard the Hooters girls story... truely one of the best days since I've been here.

 

[Equint77]

JAL went crazy and I missed it?

*snaps finger*

That poor kid is going to kill his whole family because of some of "you's guys".


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nah... if he kills his family we just blame it on Alba herself....

 

[Alpha and Omega]

It'd be kind of ironic if that did happen, and JAL met Alba through some type of quasi-publicity stunt/ network reality pitch w/ 'Stan' as the theme song for the pilot.

 

[Mee]

JAL meeting Alba, I'd pay to see that.

 

[Equint77]

It'd be kind of ironic if that did happen, and JAL met Alba through some type of quasi-publicity stunt/ network reality pitch w/ 'Stan' as the theme song for the pilot.

if I had bill gates money... I'd buy her for 6 months and lock both of them in a room... like a jail cell... one single bed, one toilet, no doors, one sink, no tv, no newspapers.... and for kicks.... show her all his posts from this place.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

JAL meeting Alba, I'd pay to see that.

pay-per-view? Hmmm. . . . .

The sad thing is that you could probably give JAL two snickers bars and a one-way bus ticket w/ directions to Alba's home; the unscripted comedy would just fall into place.

He's still a nice guy though. A nice guy w/ a developmental disorder and a detachment from reality, but . . . still nice.

if I had bill gates money... I'd buy her for 6 months and lock both of them in a room... like a jail cell... one single bed, one toilet, no doors, one sink, no tv, no newspapers.... and for kicks.... show her all his posts from this place.

Or you could just make her watch 'Into the Blue' and 'FF' w/ JAL for six months. She'd sleep w/ both of you just to stop watching those two films after the first showing.

If that did happen, I think JAL would literally find nirvana. . .

and then die.

Seriously, if he scored w/ his obssession, wouldn't he lose interest and then off himself after he realized how much time he wasted?

 

[Mee]

Or you could just make her watch 'Into the Blue' and 'FF' w/ JAL for six months. She'd sleep w/ both of you just to stop watching those two films after the first showing.

If that did happen, I think JAL would literally find nirvana. . .

and then die.

Seriously, if he scored w/ his obssession, wouldn't he lose interest and then off himself after he realized how much time he wasted?

Or kill and eat her. Like spiders do.

 

[Equint77]

pay-per-view? Hmmm. . . . .

The sad thing is that you could probably give JAL two snickers bars and a one-way bus ticket w/ directions to Alba's home; the unscripted comedy would just fall into place.

He's still a nice guy though. A nice guy w/ a developmental disorder and a detachment from reality, but . . . still nice.



Or you could just make her watch 'Into the Blue' and 'FF' w/ JAL for six months. She'd sleep w/ both of you just to stop watching those two films after the first showing.

If that did happen, I think JAL would literally find nirvana. . .

and then die.

Seriously, if he scored w/ his obssession, wouldn't he lose interest and then off himself after he realized how much time he wasted?

this is gonna sound cruel... but the sadist in me would laugh if JAL actually got to meet Alba and her only words to him would be "**** off"......

 

[Lex Luthor]

JAL meeting Alba, I'd pay to see that.

I think I would too.

Sadly enough.