A Lounge of Two Tacits - Part 193

[Guts]

 

[Reek]

the beard is back *gasp*

 

[Greens]

One, two, Chimpo's coming for you

 

[Alex Murphy]

Watching A New Hope at 9:30 am.

 

[Greens]

Watching Alex Murphy watch A New Hope at 10:43 AM.

 

[Reek]

Kicking Alex Murphy in the testicles when he goes for a bathroom break at 10:46 AM

 

[Alex Murphy]

Kicking Alex Murphy in the testicles when he goes for a bathroom break at 10:46 AM

Took a 5-minute piss two hours ago.

 

[Reek]

are you threatening me?

 

[Alex Murphy]

are you threatening me?

I... don't know.

 

[Reek]

Look man, if you're trying to pee on me give me some notice. I don't charge much.

 

[Greens]

Five minute piss? Alex Murphy has a bladder the size of my p- oh, sorry.

 

[KevanG]

Took a 5-minute piss two hours ago.

So if you took a five minute piss every two hours then you have to piss for an hour a day. I'd see a doctor if I were you.

Reek's a doctor. You can trust Reek.

 

[Reek]

... that's a big twinkie.

 

[Alex Murphy]

So if you took a five minute piss every two hours then you have to piss for an hour a day. I'd see a doctor if I were you.

Reek's a doctor. You can trust Reek.

I said nothing about every two hours.

 

[KevanG]

It was implied but you don't need to be embarrassed about it. Now just go behind that curtain over there and wait for Dr. Reek. Don't forget to sign the organ donation and accidental dismemberment waivers.

 

[Marvolo]

Took a 5-minute piss two hours ago.

You might wanna have the ol' prostate checked.

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[Reek]

Hey, I'm a good doctor.

 

[Alex Murphy]

It was implied but you don't need to be embarrassed about it. Now just go behind that curtain over there and wait for Dr. Reek. Don't forget to sign the organ donation and accidental dismemberment waivers.

How?!

You might wanna have the ol' prostate checked.

[YT]4wQ6hrw-yLs[/YT]

Nope, not happening.

 

[KevanG]

It was implied in the usual way.

Anyway, just let Reek take a look. He said it himself, he's a good doctor.

 

[jokesonm3]

Stop touching people Reek.

 

[Reek]

 

[KevanG]

Is that from Event Horizon?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Hey, I'm a good doctor.

And now for another episode of... Theodoric Of York Medieval Barber.

 

[Reek]

I should write a musical.

 

[Alex Murphy]

It was implied in the usual way.

Anyway, just let Reek take a look. He said it himself, he's a good doctor.

Which is?